Yes......

I'm so angry that my liver hurts.

You damn pig's head, you actually put my baby on Sha Wu's head like this, that's the only magic weapon I can use to press the bottom of the box!

My heart is dripping blood! You dead pig Bajie! You still look proud, proud of your sister!

Just when I was distressed, Sun Wukong took a green gourd and flew back, seeing my painful look with tears in his eyes, Sun Wukong hurriedly ran to my side and asked me what was wrong.

I shook my head and pointed at Sha Wujing, and when Sun Wukong saw Sha Wujing, he actually laughed.

"Senior Brother Sha, you shaved your head more like a monk than the two of us. ”

Zhu Bajie said: "So I said he should be called a sand monk." ”

Sun Wukong looked at the iron ruler on Sha Wujing's head and said, "Senior Brother Sha, what you wear on your head is all given by the master?"

Monk Sha shook his head and said, "It was given by the second senior brother." ”

Sun Wukong smiled: "Take off the iron ruler on your head and let me take a look." ”

Monk Sha stretched out his hand to pick the iron ruler on his head.

If you can pick a hair, if you can pick it off, I'll call you Master!

Sure enough, no matter how hard Monk Sha's big hand was, the iron ruler did not move at all, and seeing that Monk Sha was getting more and more anxious, Zhu Bajie laughed instead.

"Hahahaha! Okay, good! So Senior Brother Sha is like my old pig, good!"

Good uncle!

Does Sha Wujing need me to give him a ring? Learning scriptures is a dispensable thing for him, and his apprentice who makes soy sauce is also dispensable to me, so why waste my treasure! I don't feel sorry for you to give him the brocade robe, why should you take my hoop!

Oh my darling!

Sun Wukong obviously also saw that I was uncomfortable because of something, and comforted me in turn: "Master, don't feel distressed anymore, it's useless to keep this hoop, and if you can't say that the Bodhisattva used a spell to take it away, now it's worn on your own person, and it's not good to be taken away by others." ”

Alas, there is some truth in what he said, but it is a pity that this golden hoop is used on Sha Wujing.

Monk Sha listened to Sun Wukong's words and asked, "Senior brother, what is this Iron Boundary Ruler, how can you put it on but you can't take it off." ”

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Senior Brother Sha, this thing is called the Golden Hoop, it is the magic weapon of the Buddha, wear it and take root in the flesh, unless it is Rulai He personally recites a loose hoop mantra to you, otherwise you can't go down anyway." ”

Zhu Bajie continued: "Listen to the master, there are three of these hoops, respectively called a golden hoop and forbidden hoop, the three hoops have spells, only the Buddha Guanyin Bodhisattva and our master will recite, the hoop is used in the Guanyin Bodhisattva's mountain god, if you recite the hoop mantra, the hoop will be tightened, painful. ”

Sun Wukong pointed to the metal ring on Zhu Bajie's head and said: "This hoop is put on the nerd's head, hehe, as long as the master recites the spell, this nerd will have no mana, and he is compounding a forbidden word." ”

Sha Wujing listened to Sun Wukong's explanation of Zhu Bajie, and no longer tried to take off the golden hoop in vain, he touched the iron boundary ruler on his head and asked: "Master, if the spell of this golden hoop is recited, what will happen to the apprentice." ”

I shook my head and said, "I don't know for the teacher, I don't have the intention to put this hoop on you, and I don't need to recite the mantra, and you don't have to mind, when you get to the western heaven, the Buddha will naturally take off this golden hoop for you." ”

Sha Wujing nodded and said, "Master recite this golden hoop mantra, so that my old Sha will also know what the result will be." ”

I said that you have masochistic tendencies, you are a "shaky mother", and you took the initiative to ask me to recite a mantra.

Zhu Bajie was not afraid of big things when he saw the excitement, and encouraged him on the side: "Since Senior Brother Sha said so, Master, you can read it." ”

You don't have a good heart if you're a pig's head!Okay, let's play, Lao Tzu will let you play.

I looked at Sha Wujing and said, "Wujing, you go and try a few tricks with your second senior brother." ”

Sha Wujing was obedient, stretched out his hand and conjured his big rolling pin, and put on a posture to attack Zhu Bajie.

I saw that Sha Wujing was about to make a move, and immediately recited the forbidden mantra, and the smile on Zhu Bajie's face disappeared immediately.

"Master, it's because he is old and has a bad memory, why did he recite the wrong mantra, and he recited my old pig's forbidden mantra!"

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "That's right, that's right, Master's memory is good, Senior Brother Sha, you went to fight with the nerd, you don't have to keep your hands, take out all your skills, your second senior brother is amazing." ”

Zhu Bajie waved his hand again and again and said: "Good junior brother, don't listen to the words of the monkey, don't do it, the master recited my forbidden mantra, at this time my mana is banned, but I can't afford to ban you with a cane, if you knock it down, my old pig's life will be gone!"

But when Zhu Bajie spoke, Sha Wujing had already jumped up, and it was too late to take back the staff.

I was also afraid that Sha Wujing would really hurt Zhu Bajie if he missed, so I quickly changed my mouth and recited the golden hoop mantra, and Sha Wujing, who had already been flying in the air, fell vertically the moment I recited the spell.

Fell, either or straight down, and smashed to the ground. Moreover, Sha Wujing, who fell to the ground, still maintained the posture of waving the demon scepter, and even the expression on his face did not change, as if he was a sculpture that fell to the ground. Could it be that the function of this golden hoop is to fix the body?

Zhu Bajie saw Sha Wujing fall to the ground, so he breathed a sigh of relief, and then scolded: "You plagued monkey is really bad! I actually let Senior Brother Sha kill you, if I really lose my life and become a ghost, I won't let you go!"

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Good virtuous brother, I know that Master loves us, and I will not really hurt you." ”

This false alarm was not without gain, at least knowing that the function of the golden hoop was to immobilize the body, I stopped chanting the mantra for at least a minute before Sha Wujing snorted and got up from the ground.

"Master, what's wrong with me just now, how did I fall for the spell of fixation, and I can't even move at all when I silently recite the mantra of breaking the spell in my heart. ”

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "This hoop is the treasure of the Buddha, how can it be broken by the general formula." ”

It turns out that if you get a spell, you can still recite the spell by yourself to break free.,It's the first time I've heard of it.,I don't know if there's a spell that can escape by being caught by a monster.,I want to learn it.。

When my three apprentices had enough trouble, I asked, "Wukong, what kind of medicine are you selling in that gourd?"

Sun Wukong held the green gourd and said: "Master treats me as a man who sells medicine on the street, this is not medicine, this is a seed I asked for from the birthday star." ”

"Oh, what do the seeds in this gourd grow?"

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Gourd seeds naturally grow gourds." ”

Hey, I said that you monkey is playing with me, right, take me as a big fool, of course I know that the general gourd seeds grow gourds, can there be a doll that can spit water!

Didn't you go looking for an elixir, wouldn't you just find an ordinary gourd seed?

I looked at the gourd and said, "Then this gourd seed may live forever if you eat it?"

"No, you can't. ”

Can't you have a fart to use! Those ghosts and immortals want a method of immortality, not for planting and twisting hands!

Sun Wukong held the gourd in front of me and said, "Hehe, Master, you don't know, that birthday boy has several methods of immortality, this green gourd seems ordinary, but it is also a treasure." ”

I just wanted to take the gourd carefully and quietly, but Zhu Bajie came over and took the gourd from in front of me.

"I'll take a look! Oh, it turned out to be this thing, these ghosts and fairies are only worthy of using this thing, if it is other good treasures, my old pig will not agree to give them yet!"

What the hell is it, you can tell me clearly!

Sha Wujing saw the green gourd and smiled: "I think that at the beginning of my cultivation, I also used this thing to increase my life." Master, this thing is not an ordinary gourd, to say that its ancestor was born on the immortal vine of Kunlun Mountain. ”

I'll rub it! Isn't the treasure gourd on the immortal vine of Kunlun Mountain the purple gold and red gourd of Taishang Laojun! That's a good baby, do you dare to agree if I call you?

I said, "That's a good baby!"

Zhu Bajie said with a smile: "The gourd on the fairy vine is naturally a treasure, but this gourd is not, there are seven gourds on the fairy vine, and after the gourd seeds are planted, forty-nine gourds are born, but these forty-nine gourds are all inferior, and then use the gourd seeds in these gourds to take out and sow seeds, the more gourds are planted in the future, the more inferior they are, and the green gourd is almost the last first-class." ”

So that's the case, I said, if you can keep planting, then there will be one treasure gourd per person.

Monk Sha said: "Although it is the last first-class, but it is also difficult to find in the mortal world, only one seed is born in this gourd, if you take it directly, you can increase your life span by ten years." ”

Ten years? Are you kidding? And there's only one seed, and one of them can add ten years to life? And what about Hanako? And then there are others.

Zhu Bajie continued: "If you plant this seed and take care of it, you will sprout in ten years, bloom nine flowers in ten years, and then produce nine gourds in ten years, and one seed in each of the nine gourds, and you will have a lifespan of eighty years in thirty years, although it is not much, but it is better than nothing." ”

It's also said that although it is a very slow way to increase longevity, it is also a treasure that ordinary people can't get, and fortunately, it is Sun Wukong who knows the birthday star of Penglai Xiandao, otherwise it is impossible to get this thing.

Sun Wukong recited a spell to summon the river and the land, and gave them the green gourd, these ghosts and immortals also knew this thing, and took the gourd and retreated with a thousand thanks.

It's already afternoon, and it seems too late to hurry now, so let's leave early tomorrow morning.

Seeing that in late autumn, the days are getting shorter and shorter, and it is already dark after dinner.

Today, I didn't go anywhere, and I officially ended the matter of collecting sand monks as disciples, but I also lost the last magic hoop. This should be slaughtered Zhu Bajie, when I get to the West Heaven, I will ask the Buddha Boss to apply to send you to the slaughterhouse!

Speaking of which, Lao Sha seems to have said that he also used the green gourd when he first started practicing, so he also cultivated from a mortal to an immortal, is it also the same as Zhu Bajie, with the help of which great god to ascend to the sky in one step?

I looked at Monk Sha, who was packing up for tomorrow's trip, and asked, "Wujing, how did you become an immortal?"

Sha monk said: "The apprentice is a mortal, he has an ambition to cultivate immortals and attain the Tao, he has been looking for a teacher to learn the Tao from all over the world and Kyushu, and then he has been guided by a real person to enter the Tao, I don't know the time, I only remember to go through three thousand eons to enter the heavenly court, the Jade Emperor himself was named the general of the rolling blind, and I want to get close to my lord, I am the door curtain." ”

It turns out that this is what the curtain general means, and if he wants to get close to the Jade Emperor, he will pass my level first.

Sighing, Monk Sha said: "But because I was drunk at the Pan Tao Meeting, I made a mistake, alas...... If it weren't for the barefoot Great Heavenly Immortal Yue Ban Qi, I would have been beheaded outside the Heavenly Gate. ”

Alas, after three thousand tribulations, I don't know how many years of cultivation took me to become a captain of the guard in the heavenly court, but I was sentenced to death because I drank a few more glasses, or my colleagues helped me to intercede to get a small life, and I was demoted to the lower realm to become a monster, so ah, it's better to drink less wine.