Chapter 224: Gear Up and Attack! (1st Update)
Chapter 224 Gear Up and Attack!
Early in the morning, there was nothing to say all night, Lan Ze got up early, went to bed early and got up early, it was one of the few good habits that Lan Ze developed, as for Bilbo? This guy is still sleeping, Lan Ze doesn't know what happened to Bilbo during this time, and his face will be so ugly, but depending on the situation, Bilbo needs to get a good night's sleep. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
So Lan Ze didn't wake up Bilbo.
As for the way Lan Ze let Bilbo sleep last night, trust me, you won't want to know.
After folding the blanket, Lan Ze found a tray, then found a set of tea sets from Bilbo's shop window, as well as some ingredients for black tea, pushed open the door, and greeted the morning sun, enjoying the peaceful morning tea from Middle-earth.
As for Bilbo, Lan Ze didn't wake him up.
After a long time, the sleepy-eyed Bilbo woke up from his sleep, looked out the window, covered his head with a faint pain, looked at the tall man sitting on his favorite bench, smoking a slender pipe, with a leisurely face, drinking his morning tea, and rubbed his eyes: "Lan Ze? Is it really this guy? I thought I was having a nightmare again, no, the last nightmare was the same, maybe this time, it's also a nightmare? Forget it, no matter. ”
He took out the cigarette Gandalf had given him, lit it, took two puffs, felt refreshed, and in his pajamas, Bilbo pushed them away, and greeted the smiling Lan Ze's tall back:
"Hey Lan Ze, my buddy, long time no see, I hope what I see this time isn't a disgusting octopus head, or a few more wriggling eyes that you somehow have."
Bilbo doesn't want to remember what he experienced in the previous nightmares, it's too disgusting, it's too scary, that feeling really doesn't want to be remembered, it will be creepy, it will make people feel as if a lifetime of courage has been exhausted.
Listening to Bilbo's strange words, Lan Ze turned his head to look at Bilbo in confusion: "Man, you don't seem to be awake?" ”
He took half a lemon from the table next to him, then squeezed out a small glass of pure lemonade and handed it to Bilbo, Lan Ze's face flashed with concern: "Man, if you don't wake up, you'll need this." ”
"Lemonade?" Bilbo looked at the cup in front of him, looked at the very normal Lan Ze, took a puff of his pipe, and analyzed with a middle face: "Okay, at present, everything around is very normal, if this is a nightmare, then this is very unscientific, Lan Ze has not become a monster at present, and there have been no special changes around him, and he has not appeared in the stomach of the dragon, by the way, there is a glass of lemonade in front of him, if it is in a dream, this glass of lemonade must be weird, but if it is in reality, this is not a dream, Then this glass of water must be particularly sour. ”
In Lan Ze's expression of caring for the mentally retarded, Bilbo calmly took the pure, unseasoned lemonade in Lan Ze's hand: "Okay, Lan Ze, my buddy, I don't know if it's a dream or not, but I'm really happy to see you again, okay, I'll drink it." ”
The next moment, Bilbo's face was distorted.
"Oh! Shet! This glass of lemonade is so fucking sour! ”
I drank a glass of unblended lemonade in one gulp, remember, this is unblended lemonade, no ice, no water, no sugar or honey to offset the sourness, this is unimaginable.
Bilbo's sleepy-eyed face was instantly distorted by acid.
Lan Ze on the side looked at Bilbo's painful and distorted expression, and subconsciously felt that his teeth were sour, and a large amount of saliva was secreting.
Five minutes later, after drinking two glasses of water, eating a small bowl of honey, and then containing three sugar cubes, Bilbo's face finally no longer had that distorted and deformed sour expression, and the whole person was much more energetic.
"Sober?" Looking at Bilbo, who was completely energetic, Lan Ze had a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Well, man, as much as I would love to beat you up now, I'm going to say that it's been a long time, my friend."
A glass of toothless lemonade made Bilbo completely sober up, and he also knew that he was not in a dream now, although he was now eager to beat up Lan Ze, the bastard.
However, I have to say that it feels good to see Lan Ze, this bastard.
Putting down the pipe in his hand, Lan Ze poured a cup of black tea for Bilbo, with a hint of a smile in the corner of his eyes: "Man, can you tell me what happened?" By the way, you were so weird just now. ”
Taking the black tea handed over by Lan Ze, Bilbo took a sip, waved his hand weakly, and then stretched his waist, the fresh air in the morning, coupled with the cup of super sour lemonade just now, and the current cup of warm and sweet black tea, Bilbo felt that his current mental state was much better: "It's nothing, man, it's just a nightmare." ”
"Really?" Lan Ze looked at Polbo suspiciously, Bilbo's state just now didn't look like just a nightmare.
"Of course, why am I lying to you?" Bilbo rolled his eyes.
"Okay then." Lan Ze's eyes flashed with suspicion, he listened to the screams all night last night, if it weren't for the fact that Bilbo slept very sweetly last night, and he didn't feel anything strange happening, Lan Ze almost thought that someone around him had a vicious curse, in other words, everyone in the whole town was having nightmares, which was also a very strange thing.
However, since Bilbo didn't say anything, Lan Ze wasn't interested in asking more.
Putting down the teacup in his hand, Lan Ze picked up his pipe, took a beautiful puff, and looked at Bilbo, who had almost recovered: "Man, now you can tell me, did you let me come to Middle-earth for the purpose?" The letter says you're in trouble? Seriously, I don't find any major trouble right now, and if I do, it's true that the world is a little weirder than the last time I was here. ”
"Eccentric? No, no, no, Lan Ze, my friend, is in trouble! Super big trouble!! You don't know, now all of Middle-earth is in chaos, man, you need to go to Gandalf now, Gandalf needs you. ”
After Lan Ze's prompting, Bilbo instantly thought of what his mission was this time, the biggest crisis in the history of Middle-earth, and Gandalf needed help.
"Gandalf needs me? I'm amazed! Where is he? Why didn't I see that guy? Lan Ze rolled his eyes, and he was in super trouble? Why don't I believe it?
"I don't know, but Gandalf said, you'll find him, Lan Ze, we need to hurry, do you know how Gandalf describes you? He said that you are the savior, the hope of our Middle-earth. ”
Bilbo's eyes flickered with anxiety.
Savior? Wish? What the hell are these? Lan Ze felt that he couldn't help but complain, and besides, should he tell this guy that he came to Middle-earth this time and had a little trouble? But looking at Bilbo with an anxious face, Lan Ze hesitated for a moment, and decided to tell Bilbo tactfully: "Sorry, man, I'm not a savior, even if I'm a savior, that's the same me used to be, remember what I just said?" Now the world has changed a little, something unknown. ”
Bilbo looked confused, a little confused about Lan Ze's thoughts: "What do you mean?" ”
Lan Ze snapped his fingers, "Man, remember the first time we met?" ”
"First time meeting?" Bilbo's eyes flashed with confusion, and then he seemed to think of something: "Oh, I remember, you're talking about that thunderstorm, the time you inexplicably appeared at my doorstep?" ”
Lan Ze nodded with a smile: "That's right, that's it." ”
Bilbo was stunned for a moment, then looked at Lan Ze with a strange expression: "Man, you mean to say that your power has been lost again?" ”
"Well, if you feel that you can understand it this way, you can understand it this way." Lan Ze originally wanted to explain to Bilbo what is called the will of the world, what is the rules of the universe, and what is called rejection, but looking at Bilbo's thin body, Lan Ze gave up the desire to explain.
Explaining to this guy what the universe is and what the world is is is basically playing the harp to the cow.
That's right, Lan Ze came to Middle-earth this time and was sealed again.
In fact, it can't be regarded as a seal, it should be said that it is rejected by the will of the world, compared with the last time, this time the power of Lan Ze is too strong, Middle-earth is a very special world, Middle-earth has its own world will, after sensing that Lan Ze is a powerful life form into his own world, the world will instinctively feel fear, and instinctively want to let Lan Ze leave.
If Lan Ze leaves Middle-earth now, Lan Ze's strength will once again recover the strength of the legendary peak, if Lan Ze does not leave and still chooses to stay in Middle-earth, Lan Ze's strength will still be limited, but it doesn't matter, Lan Ze has had a similar experience, as long as he stays in Middle-earth for a period of time, so that the will of the world of Middle-earth gradually becomes familiar with him, his strength will be restored again.
By the way, in fact, there is another way, that is, regardless of the will of the world of Middle-earth, if the will of the world dares to oppose itself, he will directly and violently crush the past, after all, Lan Ze is now the strength of the peak of the legendary level, this strength is enough to crush a galaxy, and Middle-earth is a planet at best, and the two are not at the same level at all.
This method is very simple and effective, but the problem is that it will cause irreparable damage to the will of the world, which is not what Lan Ze wants to see.
"So what do we do now?"
After learning that Lan Ze's power "disappeared" again, Bilbo deeply felt that the malice from the world, in other words, Lan Ze has no power, so what should he do? Who should save Middle-earth?
Looking at Bilbo, whose eyes were a little dim, Lan Ze patted Bilbo's shoulder and encouraged: "It's nothing, man, we can still go to Gandalf, although some things are suppressed, but there are some things that cannot be changed in this world, I know where Gandalf is, we can go to him." ”
Bilbo's eyes flashed with hesitation: "But, Lan Ze, I heard that there is a terrible red-eyed demon outside the Charles. ”
"Red-eyed demon, what the hell is that? Isn't it amazing? Lan Ze pursed his lips disdainfully.
Looking at the tall Lan Ze, Bilbo raised his hand weakly: "I don't know." ”
"Forget it, don't worry, I can take care of everything, are you ready, Bilbo, my friend, we seem to be about to embark on an adventure, by the way, you should give me back my axe?"
Looking at Bilbo's weak expression, Lan Ze covered his forehead helplessly, Lan Ze knew that he had asked in vain, according to Bilbo's small body, if he didn't have a strong enough teammate, how could this guy go to the outside world of Shire to adventure?
As for the red-eyed monster, what the hell is that? Can he be more powerful than the god-kings of the ancient Greek gods?
Hearing that Lan Ze was about to take him on another adventure, Bilbo's eyes lit up, and his face flashed with joy: "Of course, man, of course I'll keep your axe for you." ”
Half an hour later, Lan Ze and Bilbo were ready to go.
On Lan Ze's shoulder, he carried the axe that used to chop wood, this is definitely a huge axe for a hobbit, but in Lan Ze's hand, it is average, the size is almost a one-handed axe.
No way, the hobbit is no more than 1.2 meters tall, and the height of the soldier commander is 1.5 meters.
As for Bilbo, he has a paper cutter hanging from his waist, the same one that Gandalf helped Bilbo find in the Troll Cave.
After that, the two went to the town, and under the stupid look of the owner of the horse farm, they used all the food in Bilbo's house, and bought two excellent war horses, as well as two excellent adventure suits.
Tents, flints, dry food that can be stored for a long time, as well as water and cooking utensils are included.
Then the two of them set out on a journey out of the Shire.
As for the owner of the racecourse, looking at the disappearance of the two people, his eyes flashed with regret: "It's a pity, what a good young man, I want to go out on an adventure at this time, maybe I won't see Mr. Bilbo in my life, by the way, Mr. Bilbo must not have read the latest newspaper, but it said, someone has already found the red-eyed demon outside the charre, damn it, it's really a terrible era, the group of high-level people in the alliance should go and eat shit!" ”