Chapter 225: A Strange Town

The sky is so blue. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The ground is so hard.

The trees are so green.

Bilbo's face was so dark.

As for why this is the case? The main reason is that since Lan Ze and Bilbo left Charles, no matter who they meet, as long as they see Lan Ze and Bilbo, their first reaction is to be.

"Brother, I admire your courage, now that the whole of Middle-earth is so dangerous, you dare to take your son out on an adventure? The relationship between your father and son must be very good, are you sure that he is your biological son? ”

"What a cute little brother, you are so cold-blooded and ruthless to be a father, there is so much chaos outside, how can you take your children out on an adventure? Come, the little brother comes to my sister, and my sister invites you to eat fruit. ”

"Dude, look at your physique is very strong, look at your equipment, are you going to go to the front line to be a soldier? I'm up for you, a good boy has ambitions in all directions, and he should earn fame and fortune on the battlefield, but then again, now that Middle-earth is so chaotic, there are not many people who can have the courage to be a soldier, but buddy, I have to tell you one thing, you can't bring your family with you when you join the army, you'd better take your son home and settle down first. ”

Son! Son! Son!

Son, your sister! You are all blind! That eye of yours sees that my Mr. Bilbo Baggins looks like this bastard Lanzer?

Father and son, your sister! Blind!!

I met so many people along the way, Bilbo didn't know what he should say, Bilbo knew that he was less than one meter two tall, standing with Lan Ze, a big man of one meter ninety-two, in terms of height, he did look like a son, but he was an adult! Remember, it's the adults!! He is also a warrior who has experienced the baptism of blood and iron.

What's wrong with growing short, eat your rice!

Look down on the hobbits! Without me, the hobbits, those stupid dwarves wouldn't be able to rebuild their royal city right now!

Look down on hobbits, there are no hobbits, many years ago, Middle-earth was conquered by the great demon king of Sauron!

You're all a bunch of bastards!!

Bilbo said that he was very sad and grieved, and along the way, in the face of strange eyes looking at him, Bilbo felt that his self-esteem had been severely hit.

The soul is light! I also want to grow taller, but 1.2 meters is already the highest record of a hobbit, this is a genetic problem, this is a problem that acquired factors cannot change.

In other words, why is this bastard Lan Ze so tall, one meter ninety-two, can't he divide me by ten centimeters?

Dislike! Soul light! I hate the world!

I feel that if this continues, Bilbo's resentment can envelop the entire Valoran continent, and surpassing Captain Timo is no longer a dream.

Well, off topic.

In fact, it was said that he and Bilbo were father and son, and Lan Ze was actually very unhappy.

First, are you that old? Looking at his face, Bilbo is much more mature than himself.

Second, my appearance is very high, at least much better looking than Bilbo, and my son can't be so ugly, you are insulting my genes.

Thirdly, and most importantly, temperament! Lan Ze is a tall and macho man at first glance, but Bilbo is an incompetent little man at first glance, how can the two be father and son?

Dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes, the children of mice will make holes, their own sons, men should be the same macho men as themselves, and daughters should also be angels like little Gretchen, if it is Bilbo's appearance, this temperament? It must be a bad review, or the hospital is holding the wrong child.

As for the old king next door? Sorry, Lanzer refuses this option.

However, considering the current situation, he is Bilbo's father, and he is at least cheaper than Bilbo, so Lan Ze is very generous to endure.

When you are a father, you are a father, rest assured, I can bear this grievance.

Of course, the main reason is that Bilbo's face is already darker than the bottom of the pot, and the resentment in his eyes makes Lan Ze's scalp tingle for a while, and Lan Ze really doesn't want to stimulate this guy anymore.

A week after leaving the Shire, Lanzer and Bilbo arrived in a small town.

Regarding the legendary red-eyed demon, Lan Ze and Bilbo haven't seen one yet.

For a week without seeing the red-eyed demon, Bilbo's mood is more complicated.

On the one hand, Bilbo really wants to see the red-eyed demon, and as a warrior, Bilbo says that his big knife is already hungry and thirsty, no, it should be a paper cutter.

On the other hand, Bilbo is also very reluctant to encounter the red-eyed demon.

First, Bilbo knows very well what his strength is, although he has a heart that is higher than the sky, but what is his strength, Bilbo himself is the clearest, and he is the best scum, this is the highest evaluation.

In the whole of Middle-earth, the weakest single creature is recognized as the little goblin, this dark crypt creature, if it does not reach more than ten, it will not dare to attack any creature, of course, if it exceeds ten, or more than a hundred, or even tens of thousands, these little goblins will be extremely arrogant.

But in addition to the little goblins, the second weakest is the hobbit.

Seriously, hobbits are really weak.

There is no strength, speed, and a body that resists blows, and his character is not fierce.

Ten hobbits and ten goblins have met, and the goblins can snatch all the hobbits from their underwear, and believe me, it's definitely possible.

And in the face of the rumored red-eyed demon who can be defeated by one against ten, Bilbo is also very frightened.

Another reason is because of Lan Ze, Bilbo doesn't know what Lan Ze's strength is, although Lan Ze said that everything is fine, but Bilbo is still a little worried.

As for Lan Ze? Lanze will not worry about these problems.

I am adapting to the will of Middle-earth every day, that is, my strength is improving every day, and it won't be long before my strength is restored.

Moreover, if he really encounters any danger, it is a big deal that he directly tears apart the world will shrouded in him, although this will cause harm to the world will of Middle-earth, but that is not a problem that Lan Ze needs to think about.

After living in the wild for a week, I finally saw the town and saw the traces of civilization, and Bilbo and Lan Ze were very happy.

But after coming to the town, I don't know why, Lan Ze vaguely felt that this town was a little strange, but what was strange, Lan Ze didn't know very well.

After walking around, Lan Ze and Bilbo found a house that seemed to have good living conditions, the owner of the house was called Old Tom, in addition to Old Tom, there was also his son Little Tom living here, there was no hostess in the house, maybe something had happened, for this disappeared hostess, Old Tom and Little Tom did not say a word.

Old Tom warmly entertained Lan Ze and Bilbo, which made the two very surprised, you must know that before, Lan Ze and Bilbo had touched the dust of the whole town, I don't know why, the people in this town are very indifferent, and very repulsive.

After seeing the living, he didn't even give people a chance to speak, and just closed the door.

It was so barbaric that Bilbo almost crooked his nose in anger.

Therefore, compared with the indifferent residents before, Bilbo felt very lucky to be able to be so enthusiastic in such an indifferent town, and very generously gave Old Tom a finger-sized piece of gold as a reward for disturbing the other party tonight.

At the sight of the gold, old Tom's face blossomed with a smile, and his little eyes narrowed, revealing his somewhat scorched teeth.

Because of this piece of gold, Lan Ze and Bilbo have also changed from sleeping in the stables to sleeping houses, although it is a partial house, but it is very clean here.

In the evening, Old Tom was very enthusiastic to entertain Bilbo and Lan Ze with a sumptuous dish of vegetable soup, bread, and lamb stew with tomatoes.

Special treatment in special times, considering the current environment, this is already a very rich dinner

Bilbo ate very happily, Lan Ze tasted it, and then looked at Bilbo, who was biting on bread and drinking mutton and tomato soup, and Bilbo, who was satisfied, sent his share of food to Bilbo.

"I'm not hungry, Bilbo, if you like to eat, you can eat mine too."

"So what's so embarrassing? Lan Ze, you need food too. Bilbo verbally rejected Lan Ze with a straight face, and then very honestly ate Lan Ze's share of food into his stomach.

Honest and honest, it's a cheap bastard like Bilbo!

Probably really hungry, maybe it may be that Old Tom's cooking skills are really good, Bilbo ate the food for two by himself, and after eating the food, Bilbo patted his stomach with a satisfied face, and looked at Lan Ze with a cheap smile: "Lan Ze, I guess you must regret it now, Old Tom's stewed mutton is really delicious, the mutton stew is soft and rotten, and there is no peculiar smell of mutton, the sour taste of tomatoes and mutton is really delicious, the bread is also very delicious, and the vegetable soup is even more delicious!" Old Tom is such a good man, and of course it would have been better if he hadn't taken my nuggets. ”

Lan Ze glanced at Bilbo and rolled his eyes: "It's indeed delicious, Bilbo, do you feel a little dizzy in your head now?" ”

"Dizzy? What do you mean, Lanze? Bilbo looked at Lan Ze with a confused expression, his face flashed with thought, Bilbo is not stupid, Lan Ze can't ask such a sentence for no reason.

After a while, Bilbo pressed his head and frowned slightly: "Lan Ze, did you find something, why do I feel that my head is really a little dizzy?" Don't scare me, man. ”

"That's right, I forgot to tell you, the rice is poisonous."

"I'm a chet, Lan Ze, you bastard, why didn't you tell me! You didn't ...... to give birth."

Before he finished speaking, Bilbo felt his eyelids become heavier and heavier, and finally his vision darkened, and he fainted completely.

As for Lan Ze?

In the room, the dim candlelight reflected Lan Ze's uncertain face.

Feeling the quiet atmosphere around him, a sneer crossed the corner of Lan Ze's mouth, the weird town, the indifferent residents, the enthusiastic old Tom's family, and the dinner with the anesthetic, the whole thing seemed to be getting more and more interesting......