Sun Wukong tilted his head to look at the moon rising outside the window.

"I didn't want to do anything Monkey King, I didn't intend to be so vain, it would only be true and add to the incident. But that day, I was angry, ate some wine, and was bewitched by the one-horned ghost king, so I called this Monkey King, and also named the ghost king as the governor vanguard. ”

What the hell is the one-horned ghost king, is it a ghost, I don't understand.

"Your Huaguo Mountain is full of monkeys, how can you reuse those two one-horned ghost kings. ”

"When the ghost king came to me, he also brought a group of demons, and he was extremely smart, knowing that I gave me the heavenly urn and gave me an ochre yellow robe, only to hear me mention Bi Ma Wen knew that I was raising horses in the sky, knowing that I abandoned the heavenly officials, and persuaded me to proclaim myself the 'Monkey King'. ”

Yes, who doesn't like to listen to good words, what they can do will never be as good as what they can say.

"Later, someone from heaven came to recruit you to heaven? No, no, no, you should have fought a battle before recruiting you again. ”

Sun Wukong looked at me suspiciously and asked, "Master, you are a mortal who has only existed for twenty or thirty years, how can you know so many things back then, and I have only mentioned such things on Huaguo Mountain." ”

I'll go and say I'm leaking.

"It's inconvenient for a teacher to say this, but a teacher is not a mortal!

Sun Wukong looked at me with golden eyes, as if two small lights were lit.

Putting away the golden light in his eyes, Sun Wukong shook his head and said, "I can see that Master is a mortal." ”

"As a teacher, he is indeed a mortal in this life, you must not tell others about the identity of the master, but the teacher is the second disciple of Shakyamuni Buddha, the reincarnation of the tenth golden cicada. ”

Sun Wukong looked at me and said, "The apprentice knows that even if the gods and Buddhas are reincarnated, there is an auspicious light on the top of their heads, but there is no trace of brilliance on the master's body, unlike a reincarnated person." ”

"You read that right?"

"The apprentice's fiery eyes were mistakenly refined in Lao Jun's gossip furnace, if it weren't for the five elements, he would be able to see a slight difference, there is auspicious light on the top of the head of the gods and Buddhas, there is black gas on the demon eyebrows, and there is indeed nothing on the master's body. ”

No, if I wasn't the reincarnation of the golden cicada, then how could I have a special passive skill of "turning into food", and I could live forever if I ate my meat!

I just wanted to tell Sun Wukong that my meat is still an organic food that prolongs life, but fortunately, my brain reacted in time and didn't spit directly.

What this monkey cares about most is immortality, if he knows that my flesh can live forever, what if he eats me now.

"Wukong, let me ask you, are you immortal now?"

Sun Wukong nodded and said: "There is no longevity in the book of life and death, I have eaten countless immortal peaches to increase longevity, I have also eaten a lot of elixirs refined by Lao Jun, and there are spells in my body, five hundred years ago I was already the immortal body of King Kong, except for Lao Jun's gossip furnace, within these three realms, no one can kill my grandson!"

I nodded, yes, back then, Rulai only used the Five Elements Mountain to restrain Sun Wukong, but there was no way to destroy him.

"Since you have been immortal, then the teacher will tell you a secret, in fact, if you can eat as a teacher, you can live forever. ”

Sun Wukong looked at me carefully again with his fiery eyes, why, do you want to taste the taste of being a teacher?

Sun Wukong shook his head and said, "Master, you are a mortal fetus in the flesh, you don't have the slightest mana on your body, and you can't treasure it. ”

It's not a reincarnation, and there is no cure for immortality, how can this be, am I really not a golden cicada?

That's right, it's all said in the TV series that the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi for ten lives is a monk who learns scriptures, and in my previous life, I was clearly a young man who had just reached adulthood at the age of eighteen.

The golden cicada played in the TV series was fished out of the river and entered the monastery as a novice, and I was only halfway through the monk at the age of eighteen.

Could it be that I am really not a golden cicada, and I am really not the reincarnation of an Arhat?

"Wukong, you read that right?"

Sun Wukong said: "My grandson's initial wish is to seek immortality, the law of immortality in this world, how can there be anything I don't know, even if the master is really the reincarnation of the Buddha, there is no effect of immortality after eating, don't say that it is the reincarnation of Arhat, even if you eat a Bodhisattva, it can only be an increase in mana, and there is no longevity effect." ”

If I don't have the effect of immortality after eating me, then why do the monsters along the way go to the trouble to catch me, are the monsters along the way all arranged to tease me......

Yes, the monsters along the way are all arranged!

In order to let Sun Wukong come out, the Buddha designed a 500-year-old criminal law, and similarly, in order to prove to the world that his true scripture was not easy to come by, he designed this path of tribulation!

Moreover, I have only been born for a few years, and I have only been out for a few days, how can it be that the monsters along the way know that Tang monk meat is a good thing?

Hey, yes, how come all the monsters along the way know that my flesh has special medicinal effects?

Anyway, when General Yin arrested me before, he didn't treat me as a good dish at all, and I didn't have any chewiness!

In other words, so far, the monsters on the way to learn the scriptures have not received news that eating Tang monk's meat can lead to immortality!

So the question is, who is spreading this rumor?

My brain is a little messy, if I hadn't chatted with Sun Wukong so carefully, I would have really gone to the West in a daze.

Alas, I've always been proud that I'm the reincarnation of the golden cicada, and it seems that I'm really thinking too much.

But after thinking about it, it doesn't matter if I'm reincarnated as an Arhat or not, anyway, as long as I can become a Buddha in this life, what's not to think about, you see, if everyone has the consciousness of brother, the world will become a beautiful world!

"Regardless of whether the teacher is the reincarnation of the Buddha or not, the past life has passed, and the practice for the teacher is this life, even if he has had a thousand achievements, it has nothing to do with me. ”

Sun Wukong listened to my words and admired: "Master really has great enlightenment. ”

What a great enlightenment, what a golden cicada, a previous life, it wasn't my thing, of course I don't care, I thought I was such a powerful character, it turned out that I was really just a weak and incompetent ordinary person.

Thinking of Sun Wukong's ability to go to heaven and earth, I joked: "When you are free, Wukong, you go to the book of life and death to see the number of life expectancy of the teacher, but you can go to the west alive." ”

Sun Wukong sighed and said: "Speaking of the book of life and death, it is the thing that my grandson regrets the most. ”

How can I regret it, I changed the book of life and death, and the underworld will no longer be able to hook the soul of the monkey, isn't it a good thing.

"It's all to blame that I smeared the book of life and death for a while, although my monkey descendants no longer have a life limit, but they will still die of illness, but after death, the ghost can't find the name, and the yin Cao doesn't accept it, so it can't enter the reincarnation again, if you can't cultivate a ghost immortal, there is only the end of the soul, and those monkey genera in the life and death book that have been erased by me are equivalent to returning to nothingness. ”

I thought that the monkeys in the book of life and death who had changed their lifespan would live as long as Sun Wukong, but it turned out that the damned ones would still die, but I couldn't find out when they died.

Because his name was erased, no one asked for it when he went to the underworld after his death, and he couldn't find anything, so he was not a black household. If you don't stay in the world, you don't want the underworld, maybe it will disappear that day, and it's really pitiful.

I comforted Sun Wukong: "If you don't enter reincarnation, it may not be suffering, disciple, you and the teacher go to get this true scripture, such a great good act, the Buddha will give you and me a golden body and fruit, and stay in the spiritual mountain forever." ”

Sun Wukong shook his head and said: "Although Sakyamuni is a Buddha, he doesn't have the ability to make people become Buddhas on the ground, whether it is an immortal or a Buddha, either there is a great creation or thousands of years of cultivation." Although I am a demon fairy, but I have also practiced for thousands of years, not to mention that I was originally transformed by immortal stones, since the beginning of the world, I have been subject to the essence of the sun and the moon, and I have eaten many heavenly treasures, if I concentrate on cultivation and still have some fate to become a Buddha, but the master is mortal, if it is not a great opportunity, don't say this life, even if I am afraid that I will not become a Buddha in another life. ”

Listening to Sun Wukong's words, I suddenly felt a chill in my heart, did I think of becoming a Buddha too idealized before.

Yes, it has only been a short period of ten years to take this section of the scriptures, and I can become a Buddha in more than ten years? Just kidding, how is it possible!

Sun Wukong is right! The Buddha did not have the ability to seal me as a Buddha at all, although Jiang Ziya had also been named a god according to the list, but the gods he sealed were all originally true skills.

And I don't know what kind of ability I have, in my previous life, I was an ordinary person who barely graduated from high school, and this ordinary person became a Buddha because he went to learn scriptures, which was just an advertisement for Li Shimin to be shown by the Buddha.

I don't want to say that I became a Buddha, my monk is fake, although there is a true identity of a monk, but my heart has no intention of becoming a Buddha at all.

When I get to the West Heaven, if the real Golden Cicada stands up again and says that he has regained the Buddha body, then I will really go to the West Heaven to "go to the West Heaven"!

Thinking of this, I said to myself, "Shouldn't I have thought about becoming a Buddha?" Or shouldn't I have gone to study the scriptures?"

This time it was Sun Wukong's turn to be taken aback.

Sun Wukong hurriedly knelt on the ground, "Master! The apprentice just said nonsense, which monk doesn't want to become a Buddha, as long as the master sincerely worships it, he will get the fruit in the future!"

I know what Sun Wukong is thinking, he is afraid that I will really not go to the West Heaven, and he will not have the merit of escorting the scriptures, and if the Heavenly Court still wants to investigate his sins, it may not just press him down the Five Elements Mountain.

It's a blessing or a curse, it's a disaster that can't be avoided, even if I really don't have a chance to become a Buddha after taking the scriptures, I will bring the scriptures back to the Tang Dynasty, and my sworn brother Li Shimin will have to let me live the second half of my life comfortably.

Hey, you see, it's good that it's me, and that's what I can think of.

Alas, you see, that is, I, in just a few moments, can figure out so many things.

My heart is so messy.