"Master must hurry up and ask, my spell is going to work. ”

It's so fast! It's not even half a minute!

"There is still no Five Elements Mountain Realm here, how many little gods and immortals are staring at the two of us, I can't say more. ”

Also, this Five Elements Mountain is not an ordinary place, I don't know how many Heavenly Court and Buddha's eyeliner are here.

"Okay, I'll talk about it when I have a chance in the future, let's go. ”

Sun Wukong closed the circle, we walked so unhurriedly, after introducing ourselves separately, casually chatting about the weather, scenery and other unnutritious gossip until the evening.

I sped up and found a house just before dark, although when I went to knock on the door, Sun Wukong scared the owner of the house a lot, but fortunately, with me, a genuine monk, finally took us in.

The old man's family prepared a meal for us, and I sat down and said to Wukong, "Wukong, you're hungry." ”

Hearing me ask him if he was hungry, Sun Wukong's thin body was shocked, and a trace of horror flashed in his eyes.

"Don't be hungry, don't be hungry......"

Hearing Goku's whispered two words of not being hungry, my tears almost fell.

I have been looking forward to my great sage for more than 20 years while eating and drinking, and it is still me, a person in later generations, who knows that I have this opportunity to learn from the scriptures, and knows what kind of future there will be.

And Sun Wukong, these five hundred years he was pressed under the Five Elements Mountain without any hope, five hundred years, wiped out all the arrogance and dreams, until recently the Bodhisattva told him that the scriptures will come to save him, he has the hope of regaining his life, I can now understand why Sun Wukong was excited when he saw me.

Five hundred years, three meals a day is not what I saw in the TV series someone feeding him melons, fruits, pears and peaches, but the cruel torture from the gods and Buddhas, let's do the math, three times a day, three hundred and sixty days a year, that is, one thousand and eighty times, five hundred years, is 540,000 times of cruel torture! 540,000 times! This is still not counting the leap month, I know, Sun Wukong is afraid, he is really afraid.

I took a yellow flour cake, broke it into two pieces, took one myself, and handed the other into the hands of Sun Wukong.

"Come, share a cake with you for the teacher!"

Sun Wukong looked at the half of the cake in his hand, and after a long time, he slowly put it in his mouth and took a bite......

After eating and chatting, I learned that the old man of this family was also surnamed Chen, and I was from my own family.

This stupid monkey is also strange, my surname is Tang, and the old man's surname is Chen, how can I be from this family.

I told everyone that I was not surnamed Tang, and that Tang Sanzang was obtained after I became a royal brother after I married Li Shimin, the king of Tang, who gave me the surname Tang with the surname of the country, and took Tang Sanzang in the name of the Xitian Sanzang scriptures.

In fact, the name Sanzang Li Shimin gave me a bit sloppy, the one who learned the scriptures is called Tang Sanzang, is the one who chops wood called Li Sanbao, and the one who fishes is called Wang Qitiao?

Sun Wukong asked: "I don't know which of the master's common family names is one of the hundred family names." ”

"The teacher and the old benefactor are Huazong, and naturally his surname is Chen. ”

I suddenly remembered that the hundred family names I knew were only available in the Song Dynasty, and the emperor of the Song Dynasty was surnamed Zhao, so he would put the word Zhao in the first place.

I asked, "The first sentence of these hundred family names is Zhao Qian, Sun Li?"

Chen Laohan replied: "The elder laughed, although you entered the empty door, you are still a citizen of the Tang Dynasty, how did you come to Zhao Qian Sun Li, how can the surname of your Tang King be placed in the fourth, the surname of the hundred families that the old man heard is also passed down by the Tang Dynasty, and the first sentence is naturally Li Lu Cui Zheng." ”

In this way, it turns out that the Tang Dynasty also has a hundred surnames of the Tang Dynasty.

I told everyone that my common name is Chen Jiangliu, and my legal name is Xuanzang. Of course, I actually have a name from my previous life, but this name can't be used anymore.

Speaking of which, our fate with this Chen Laohan is really not shallow, it turns out that Chen Laohan's family has always lived here, not only Chen Laohan's family has already seen Sun Wukong, even Chen Laohan's father, grandfather, and great-grandfather

I have chopped firewood and dug wild vegetables in the Five Elements Mountain, and I have seen Sun Wukong who was still pressed in the cracks of the stone many times back and forth.

Sun Wukong asked Chen Laohan to boil some hot water, ready to wash his 500-year-old ashes.

After taking a bath, without the mud and grass on his body, Sun Wukong, who no longer has fried hair, looks thinner, to be honest, the thin one makes me feel a little distressed, this is my Monkey King.

The hair on Sun Wukong's head is not long, but if he trims it slightly, he looks more like a small head.

I picked out a relatively new straight shirt for Wukong to wear, and borrowed a needle and thread from Chen Laohan, wanting to change the clothes to a smaller one, after all, Sun Wukong is too thin.

This group of ruthless immortals have not eaten anything serious for five hundred years, and they are all hungry monkeys.

No, he was originally a monkey......

It's a pity that I really don't have the tailor's skills, and I didn't sew my fingers well after pricking my fingers several times, and finally Wukong changed the original tiger skin around the waist into a horse-faced skirt by himself, and then wore a tiger skin skirt outside, your dressing taste needs to be improved, it's okay, anyway, there is still a long way to go, and I will be the teacher to slowly adjust you.

Hey, think about it, it's me, if it's really that pedantic Tang monk, how can he cut his apprentice's hair and change his clothes, he must have served someone with a master's shelf all day long.

Sun Wukong went out to feed the horses and returned to the house, I turned off the light and sat on the low stool and whispered: "Wukong, draw another circle during the day." ”

The monkey, too, was clever and did not answer, so he silently drew a little circle around me, and squatted at my feet and silently recited his mantra.

"Master, there aren't many eyes and ears here, my spell can make it longer. ”

Well, I just wanted to talk to you more.

"I was still in the mountains during the day, how did you know I was coming? ”

"The apprentice has seen the heavenly general with the pseudonym Liu Boqin, and he was pressed here, and the heavenly general lived near here, although the master is a mortal, but there is a heavenly general to escort, and he must be a scripture learner. ”

I nodded, this monkey is smart.

I looked at Sun Wukong for a while and asked, "Do you hate the Buddha?"

Through the faint moonlight outside the window, I saw Sun Wukong shaking his head.

"Don't hate. ”

"Don't you really hate, don't worry, what you and I talk about will never be passed on to the six ears. ”

"The skills are not as good as others, no wonder others. ”

You really think about it, I don't know if Sun Wukong originally had this character, or if he has been polished like this in the past five hundred years.

"It's been five hundred years, and you don't have any thoughts about you every day?"

Sun Wukong played with his tail and said: "Although Rulai trapped me, it was also my crime of violating the rules of heaven first, and didn't he also send the master to save me from trouble." ”

At this point, I really had some doubts that the monkey crouching at my feet would be the one who was about to be on par with the heavens.

"Master only knew that I was tortured every day, but he didn't expect that if Rulai ignored me and let me press under this mountain, even if it was another five hundred years, the heavenly court would not allow me to go out of the mountain. ”

Listening to Wukong say this, I think it's the same, he made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, only in the mortal world for five hundred years and then released, only one day on the earth and one day in the sky, and the five hundred years in the mortal world in the heavenly court It was only less than two years, and it was only after the sky that he squatted in a cell for less than two years, it was indeed not very relieving, and it was Rulai who arranged this cruel torture three times a day, a total of more than 500,000 times, that made Sun Wukong eligible to be released early.

"Then why do you still want to kill that land, you are not afraid that the heavenly court will blame it again. ”

"The little Mao God has been showing off his power on my grandson's head for five hundred years, how can I swallow this evil breath. I was originally doing my Monkey King in Huaguo Mountain, and I had to force me to go to heaven to be that Bi Ma Wen. ”

"Didn't I ask you to go to heaven?"

Not to mention that there are 40,000 monkeys and monkeys on the mountain, and there are hundreds of thousands of other demon clans in the seventy-two caves, and I can decide life and death with my thoughts alone, and Lao Sun will not dare to play with these hundreds of thousands of lives no matter how unrestrained he is. ”

Heavenly Court is really powerful, just one word, if you don't come, these hundreds of thousands of goblins are equivalent to what you killed, you say you don't come.

If you go, you will be subject to others, if you don't go, then these hundreds of thousands of lives will be lost because of you, and you will become the target of public criticism in the demon world in the future.

Sun Wukong continued: "I think that God will not lose money to be an immortal, and if you work hard, you can also get immortality, after all, what Lao Sun originally asked for was an immortality, and he didn't have to bother to avoid that calamity in heaven." ”

I asked curiously: "Speaking of which, Wukong, what kind of official is that Bi Ma Wen, what kind of official is it, as a teacher, I have only heard that there are prison chiefs and supervisors in the royal horse breeding institute, but I have never heard of such an official as Bi Ma Wen." ”

"Phew, what is Bi Ma Wen, that's what the Jade Emperor used to humiliate my grandson!"

Isn't it a humiliation to let you go to heaven to be a petty horse breeder?

"I don't care about raising horses and sheep in the sky, the size is also a heavenly official, and the heavenly official's fortune is the elixir that increases longevity, what I ask for is immortality, and I don't care what a big official or a small official is. ”

I don't understand this, "Since you don't care about the size of this official position, how can you say that the Jade Emperor humiliated you." ”

"Master is a monk, so naturally I don't know that the horse keeper has a horse barn and an ape. ”

What do you mean, a monkey in the stable?

"Folks say that keeping apes in captivity in the stables can avoid horse plague, and that's what I mean. ”

Then this is not a humiliation, isn't "Bi Ma Wen" just a homonym for "avoiding horse plague".

"The beard that can be fed in the stables is a female monkey, and the 'Tianqi True Water' in the body of the female monkey falls on the hay, and the horse eats it to avoid the plague. The Jade Emperor gave me the official name of Bi Ma Wen, but he humiliated me like that female monkey and did not have the dignity of a husband!"

I'll go, you don't have any knowledge and don't understand it, the Jade Emperor scolds people without dirty words, amazing!

This Imperial Horse Supervisor's Bi Ma Wen is really tailor-made for Sun Wukong, who is a monkey demon, if he is not a monkey demon, the name Bi Ma Wen will not be able to humiliate him.

After watching TV series for so many years, I have always wondered why those goblins on the ground laughed at him as Bi Ma Wen as soon as they saw Sun Wukong, and no matter how Bi Ma Wen was, he was also a heavenly official, what qualifications do you goblins who live in caves have to laugh at other people's immortal officials in the sky.

Today I realized that in Sun Wukong's view, calling him Bi Ma Wen is tantamount to scolding him for not being a man!

And the Zhu Bajie who scolded him all day long for "suffering from the plague monkey" was even more poisonous, which he meant to mean that Sun Wukong was not even as good as the female monkey who avoided the plague, not only did he not avoid it, but he also suffered from the plague.

However, my big apprentice who learned from the scriptures is also able to bend and stretch, although I know that the Jade Emperor is humiliating him with the official name of Bi Ma Wen, but he still honestly goes to raise horses, and he does his best.

Thinking of this, I have questions again, since Sun Wukong has endured the insult of this name, and he doesn't care about the big and small officials, why did he return to Huaguo Mountain later.

"Then why did you go back to Huaguo Mountain later? ”

"It's not that the court officialdom is smoky, and Lao Sun disdains to be in the company of those traitors. ”

Will the officialdom of the heavenly court also be smoky? Those are all immortals!

"I know that I am a petty officer who does not enter the stream, and I will not get a little reward if the horse is raised, at most I only listen to the boss with a 'good' word, and if there is a slight mistake, there will be punishment. But according to the rules of the Heavenly Court, even the last first-class little official can also get a pill of elixir that prolongs life for a hundred years every month, but the old grandson worked hard day and night to raise horses for half a month before he learned that my Yulu was actually deducted by Shangguan, and I can only get a crude pill that increases my life span by ten years!"

"If you are a heavenly immortal in the sky, you don't have to go through the hundred years of tribulation, but what I am given is such a useless thing, Lao Sun is called the king and ancestor in Huaguo Mountain, and the demon pill enshrined by the relatives of the Quartet is also stronger than him!

I'll go! The officialdom in heaven is so dark! A day and night in heaven is extremely long, equal to 360 days on earth, one day in heaven and one year on earth.

Working in the sky for a month, it took thirty years of life but could only be exchanged for an elixir that increased one's life span by ten years, no one wants to buy and sell at a loss, no wonder Sun Wukong didn't do it.

"So you went back to Huaguo Mountain and became a Monkey King?"