Chapter 55: Crisp Noodles
With a familiar vague feeling, Su Jin closed his eyes familiarly, and when he opened them again, he couldn't help but smile when he looked at the waist-deep weeds in front of him: "Hahahaha, primordial plane, you Uncle Su and I are back again!" ”
After saying that, he looked around to see if there were any humans around, after all, judging from the previous teleportation experience, most of them would not have teleported himself to some deserted place this time. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Sure enough, just as Su Jin was carefully looking around, Ling'er's scanning system had already made a discovery: "One hundred and twenty-one humans were found three hundred meters in front of you on the left, and from what they observed, these people seem to be divided into two groups, and they are fighting!" ”
"Two? Still at war? Hehe, interesting, I haven't seen how primitive people fight, let's go and see. Hearing what Ling'er said, Su Jin suddenly became interested. As he spoke, he followed Ling'er's instructions and carefully touched it.
"Ouch, this battle is like a joke!" When he followed Ling'er's instructions and touched the grass not far from the two groups of people to look at the grass secretly, he was immediately happy.
Not far away, I saw two groups of primitive savages wearing different grass skirts, holding sharpened sticks, rough stones and other weapons in their hands, you hit me, I stabbed you twice, and in the middle of the battlefield, there were dozens of wild men lying horizontally and vertically who didn't know whether they were injured or pretending to be dead.
"Alas, the fighting quality of these savages is too low, and those who play tricks in those movies are more professional than them, if you continue to fight like this, when will you win?" Looking at the group of savages who seemed to be fighting, but in fact they were just joking, Su Jin had an expression of hatred on his face.
"Listen to you, as if you're professional!" Hearing Su Jin's words, Ling'er rolled her eyes without hesitation.
"You don't care if I'm professional or not, this war, of course, is to make the enemy incapacitated in the first time, in my opinion, what kind of flirting legs, inserting eyeballs, picking nose, hair, this is an excellent trick to defeat the enemy!" For Ling'er's white eyes, Su Jin didn't care at all.
"You're all doing these tricks." Ling'er said.
"The next three indiscriminate? Please, I'm not fighting in the ring with people, I have to abide by this and that rule, this is fighting with the enemy, and if you don't pay attention to it, your life will be gone, who cares about your tricks to make up for yin damage, and you can't do less than three indiscriminately? Su Jin argued.
"But it's disgraceful for you to do this after all." Ling'er's rebuttal was a little weak.
"Cut, you little girl knows a fart! Since ancient times, fighting a war has never been a glorious thing, the art of war has clouds, soldiers, treacherous! Don't those famous generals often say that soldiers don't get tired of cheating! Su Jin said matter-of-factly.
"Is that what it means that soldiers are not tired of deceit? Soldiers, treacherous! Why do I think it's weird? Which Art of War does this say? Ling'er pursed her lips disdainfully, and after thinking for a while, she asked.
"I guess it's about the same! You are still a high-level intelligence, and you don't even know that this sentence comes from the famous 'Su Wu Art of War'! Su Jin's eyes rolled around and said.
"Su Wu? Is it the old man who sent the Huns to be detained, held the festival for 19 years, and was listed as one of the eleven heroes of the Qilin Pavilion by Emperor Xuan of the Han Dynasty after returning to China? Did the old man lead the soldiers? How come I didn't see him write about the Art of War? Regarding Su Jin's words, Ling'er was a little confused.
"Huh? Is there such a thing in history? I don't study well, I don't have much culture, don't fool me! ”
Su Jin was stunned for what Ling'er said, but then, he changed his words, and said with a wicked face: "The Su Wu I am talking about is the guy surnamed Su Mingjin and the word Martial God." ”
"Su Jin? Same name as you? Su Jin's words made Ling'er stunned immediately, but when she saw the expression on Su Jin's face, she immediately reacted: "Just you?" I'm about to be scared to pee, and I'm still a martial god? I see that you changed your surname to Su Ming, the word, stinky and shameless, it's almost the same! ”
"Eh, Ling'er, talk is talking, let's not bring personal attacks! You say that you are a girl, you don't know how to be a lady, and you are full of hurtful words all day long, isn't it too shocking? By the way, who did you learn from this bad problem that hurts people, I remember I didn't teach you! Su Jin said with a dissatisfied face.
"Humph!" Regarding Su Jin's question, Ling'er stalked her neck and didn't mean to answer at all.
"Alas, come on, I can't afford to mess with your little aunt, so it's okay to be honest!" Seeing this, Su Jin shook his head helplessly and then returned his gaze to the group of primordial savages.
"Ouch, this is about to come out." As soon as he turned his gaze, he saw that there were only a dozen people left on one of the sides and they were beaten and retreated, in this regard, he muttered with some doubts: "Those dozen or so people look very strong, why can't they fight and fight?" ”
"From the data analysis obtained from the scans, it is believed that these people are physically deprived due to long-term strenuous activity. By the way, with the ability of the battle armor, destroying these people is a matter of waving your hand, how about it, do you want to go out and be a hero? Ling'er said.
"My idle bones hurt, what's the benefit, why should I go out and take care of this idle business? After the excitement is over, I will go to find my old friends and see if I can get something of value to go back. Su Jin shook his head like a rattle.
"Humph!" Hearing Su Jin's answer, Ling'er pursed her lips and snorted before she stopped talking.
"Alas, a bunch of silver spear candle heads." Seeing that the dozen or so people were about to be wiped out, Su Jin shook his head while watching, and after a pause, he seemed to suddenly think of something, and said, "I can't hear anything in the battle armor, Ling'er, can you turn up the voice?" ”
Ling'er didn't answer his words, but just as the words fell, a burst of surround sound that was better than the top sound sound sounded around.
"We're going to be unable to hold on, what should we do?"
"Hold on, there are still our mothers, wives and daughters in the tribe, if we don't want them to be abducted and abused, we must persevere!"
"Yes, we must persevere, the men in the tribe have all died in battle, if even us die, then the tribe will be completely finished!"
"Warriors, the people of the Bear and Lion tribe can't hold on anymore, come on, as long as we work harder, we can eat that delicious crispy noodles again!"
Listening to the conversation of those primitive people, Su Jin didn't feel that there was anything wrong, but when he heard the last sentence, he was so shocked that he almost fell to the ground.
"Ling'er, what did that guy say to eat just now? Isn't it crispy noodles? After a pause, Su Jin, who had reacted, asked.
"Yes, they do say crisp noodles!" Ling'er nodded and played the recording again.
"I'm wiping it! I was going to see the excitement, but now it seems that I can't do it anymore! After getting confirmation again, Su Jin had no choice but to sigh, and after turning on the flight function, he jumped up from the grass and came to the top of the two groups of people.