Chapter 56: Accidents
"Oh my God, what is this? It can actually fly in the sky! ”
"Looking at his appearance, he should be a person, but why does he look so weird?"
"This must be the messenger sent by the heavens to help us grab the crisp noodles, warriors, show your courage and kill all the people of the Bear and Lion Tribe!"
Su Jin had just stood firm above the heads of the two groups of people who were fighting, and they all stopped their movements and looked at him blankly, and after a long time, the chaotic shouts rang out. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"I rubbed, I didn't expect the vocabulary of primitive people to be so rich, who the told me that primitive people are uneducated? I'm going to take my size 43 soles and pump them in his face for an unknown number of sizes! Listening to the shouts of the group of people below, Su Jin stood in mid-air and couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth.
"Hey, are you from the Bear Lion Tribe?"
After a pause, ignoring the chaotic crowd below, Su Jin asked directly to the dozen or so people who were still standing on the side with their faces still guarded.
"That's right." Hearing this strange-looking guy standing above him ask him, more than a dozen people immediately replied in unison.
"Excellent! Then I ask you, good manners, what kind of battle did you run out to fight? Su Jin nodded and then asked.
"It's not that we're going to fight, it's that they're going to take the initiative to provoke it! We're just here to protect our families and territory! The wild man at the front of the crowd replied.
"There should be more than a hundred people in your tribe, but what about the others?"
As soon as Su Jin's words were finished, the people of the Bear and Lion tribe suddenly showed surprised expressions, and after a pause, the wild man who spoke before still replied: "There are still more than a dozen women and a few children in the tribe, and the others have all died in the war against foreign races!" ”
"Killed in battle?" After receiving the confirmation, Su Jin was silent for a moment, and then asked, "I heard you say just now that they are fighting with you for the sake of noodles?" I remember the last time I left, there wasn't much left for you to eat crispy noodles, didn't you eat them since? ”
After hearing Su Jin's words, the people of the Bear Lion Tribe were startled again, and even their eyes changed when they looked at him, and after a while, the wild man who spoke said tentatively with an uncertain expression: "How did your crisp noodles come from?" ”
Hearing this, Su Jin suddenly felt a little unhappy: "Damn, you beat my JAC as a beast last time, I didn't pursue you and gave you a simple face, what's the matter, now pretend not to know me?" ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard more than a dozen people cheering: "It's Su Jin, it's really Su Jin!" We have finally seen you, the chiefs, they have all been killed in battle, and you will avenge us! ”
Hearing this, Su Jin suddenly said with some tears and laughter: "You are testing me!" Revenge is not trivial, you retreat. ”
As soon as the words fell, he turned to look at the group of savages who were more numerous, and although they were holding weapons in their hands, their faces were very ugly, and said: "The people of the Bear and Lion tribe are friends with me, and I also gave them noodles, you robbed me of the things I gave to my friends, and killed my friends, this account can't be just settled, I am the most reasonable, give you three seconds to apologize, otherwise I will do it myself." ”
After finishing speaking, he said to Ling'er again: "Ling'er, choose a clean and hygienic weapon, don't get it everywhere like last time, it's disgusting!" ”
"Okay." Ling'er replied crisply.
"Well, it's time!" When the weapon was chosen, seeing that the primitive people were still in a daze, Su Jin just shouted, and suddenly raised his hands to fire below.
"Boom!"
As two fist-sized white light clusters shot out from the palms of his hands, only to hear a loud bang, after a burst of dirt flying, a large crater at least fifty or sixty centimeters deep and more than twenty meters in diameter suddenly appeared on the ground, and the dozens of primitive people who were originally standing there in a daze were already nowhere to be found.
"Holy! Ling'er, what kind of weapon is this, the power is so ferocious! Looking at the shocking scene he made, Su Jin was suddenly taken aback.
"It's a super cannon. Is this a big deal? You haven't seen a real high-powered weapon yet. Regarding Su Jin's performance of the turtle, Ling'er had a disdainful expression.
"Cut, gotta something! I'm a good man and I don't fight with women" Regarding Ling'er's expression, Su Jin rolled his eyes and then ignored her.
"Hey, what are you guys doing stupidly? Why don't you hurry back to the tribe? Turning his head, he found that those people from the Bear Lion Tribe were actually staring at the big pit and standing in place with a blank expression, Su Jin couldn't help but say with some doubts.
"Su Jin, you are so powerful, you must be able to help us avenge, right!"
"That's right, you are so powerful, no one will be your opponent, you will definitely be able to help us avenge!"
"Yes, we were drawn into the war for no reason, and most of it was because of the crisp noodles you brought, and now most of the clansmen have died in battle, we want revenge, you must help!"
After his words fell, the only dozen or so wild men left in the Bear and Lion tribe suddenly came back to their senses, and immediately, everyone shouted and shouted.
"Ouch, how does this put all the blame on me, I gave you something, who told you not to eat? Now that something has happened, I'm to blame! Su Jin said with a dissatisfied face.
"I'm sorry Su Jin, it's none of your business, but our clan is dead, and we must avenge this revenge! But as you can see, there are only a dozen of us left, and if we want to take revenge, we are completely sent to death, so we hope you can help us, after all, with your strong strength, absolutely no one is your opponent! Seeing that Su Jin's mood was a little wrong, the savage who came out to speak before hurriedly stood up again and said.
Hearing this, Su Jin looked at him, then at the others, and after a moment of silence, he suddenly asked, "What's your name?" ”
The wild man was stunned for a moment, but then reacted and hurriedly replied, "My name is Huang Di." ”
Hearing this answer, Su Jin suddenly lost his footing and almost fell from the sky: "What? Your name is the Emperor? ”
"Right?" Huang nodded blankly.
"Your uncle, am I in the wrong place?" Seeing him nodding, Su Jin's face suddenly twitched again: "When I go back, I must use the soles of my shoes to slap the faces of those bastards who study history!" Who said that primitive society doesn't understand anything, it's all! Not only did they speak without any problems, but even the emperor came out at this time. ”
After a pause, he thought for a while, and then continued: "That, emperor, I can understand and support your feelings of revenge, but this kind of thing is best done by yourself, of course, as a friend, I can't just sit idly by, so let's do it, I'll provide you with a batch of powerful weapons for a fee, how about you take revenge yourself?" ”
This proposal made Huang Di and the others stunned, and after thinking about it, Huang Di asked tentatively: "Are the weapons you provided as powerful as just now?" ”
"No, no, no! I'm a limited-edition high-end product, and the power I provide to you is much smaller, but it's more than enough to deal with your enemies, and to put it bluntly, as long as you take the weapons I provide, just a dozen of you, eat a piece of meat, and you can easily sweep away the group of people who chased you just now. Su Jin said with temptation.
"If the weapons you provide are really as good as you say, then we agree. By the way, what do you mean by paid offer, exchange? After thinking about it for a moment, more than a dozen people finally made up their minds.
"Powerkeep's got you satisfied! As for the meaning of payment, you can say that it is an exchange. Hearing this, Su Jin immediately patted his chest and reassured.
As soon as they heard this, the faces of more than a dozen people suddenly showed embarrassed looks: "We have been fighting all this time, and we can't even meet the basic food and clothing, let alone exchange food for ......."
"It's okay, there's no food and I can see if I can replace it with something else." Seeing this, Su Jin suddenly waved his hand: "Okay, the matter about weapons will be here for the time being, we are old friends after all, now let's go back to the tribe first, I brought you new food this time." ”
Hearing this, the faces of the dozen or so people of the Bear and Lion Tribe suddenly showed strange looks. Seeing this, Su Jin was stunned again: "What's wrong with you?" ”
After being silent for a while, Huang Di finally spoke: "Su Jin, the food you brought is indeed delicious, but it won't take long for us to vomit and diarrhea after eating, although it will recover soon, but that feeling is really uncomfortable." That's why we didn't finish all the noodles. ”
As soon as he heard this, Su Jin thought for a while and understood, all this should be due to their stomachs being accustomed to raw meat and water, and they couldn't stand the side effects after suddenly eating these things with various additives and ingredients, but fortunately, their adaptability was extremely strong and they could recover quickly.
"It's okay, that's because you haven't eaten this thing before, and your stomach is not adaptable, but your adaptability is extremely strong, and you shouldn't have this problem in the future!" Thinking of this, Su Jindang smiled and waved his hand.
"No wonder people from other tribes also had this situation when they ate it for the first time, but after they snatched it back, they never heard of it again, so it was." After listening, Huang Di had a suddenly realized expression.
"There's always a process of adaptation. Okay, now there's nothing going on, can we go back to the tribe? Su Jin said a little impatiently.
"Wait, we can't let the corpses of our people lie here like this."
Before Huang Di's words were finished, the others had already turned around and returned to the place where they had fought before to move the bodies of some wild men to the big pit that had been blown out, seeing this, Su Jin still didn't come forward to help after thinking about it for a while.
After more than an hour, the burial of all the bodies was finally completed. Then, everyone took Su Jin towards the tribe without looking back.
"The last time I visited, the tribe didn't seem like this, did it?" When Su Jin followed everyone to a huge cave, he suddenly asked with a puzzled expression.
"The place where I lived before was destroyed, and it was relatively safe, so I moved here."
Speaking of the previous incident, everyone's faces were a little sad, and then, Huang Di also asked as if he thought of something: "I remember the last time you came, it wasn't like this?" ”
"Oh, it's my new clothes, I forgot to take them off." As soon as he heard this, Su Jin immediately smiled and took off his battle armor.
"What a magical outfit!" Seeing the armor disappear like a tide and eventually turn into a watch, everyone's faces were filled with amazement.
"Let's go, let's go back and see the others first." Seeing this, Su Jin didn't explain, he knew that they couldn't understand the explanation, and after smiling, he walked to the cave with everyone.
A moment later, under the flickering light of the fire, when he saw more than a dozen women and a few children curled up and lying on a pile of hay, his heart suddenly soured, and then, without hesitation, he took off the backpack behind him and handed it to Huang Di beside him: "This is ham sausage, I personally think it is better than crisp noodles, let's eat some of this first." ”
Looking at Su Jin who put the backpack in his hand, Huang Di's eyes gradually began to moisten, and after a moment of silence, he took it with a grateful face and began to distribute it to everyone.
"This ham sausage is really better than crisp noodles!"
"No, I think crispy noodles are much better than this ham sausage."
"I think it's all good, but this ham sausage is hungrier than crispy noodles!"
When everyone finished eating a ham sausage, they began to express their different opinions, seeing this, Su Jin on the side just watched, but did not speak.
"Su Jin, thank you! Give us food, and help me get weapons, I really don't know how to repay you. After eating a few ham sausages, Huang Di suddenly came to Su Jin's side and whispered.
"Hey, it's okay, you didn't ask me for nothing, aren't we exchanging." Seeing this, Su Jin smiled and waved his hand.
"For us, nothing but food matters! The last time you left, you only brought a few broken rocks, and we didn't want to go there, so this time, we'll be sure to catch a big beast for you in return! ”
Upon hearing this, Su Jin hurriedly shook his head and said, "Don't be so polite, you know that the last thing I lack is food, if you really want to thank me, then just find some more strange stones or other things for me." ”
"You say that, I do remember, a few days ago my daughter picked up a very strange-looking yellow stone outside, I was going to throw it away, but she didn't agree to it because she thought it was funny, so she stayed, but after two days of playing, she felt tired of it, and threw it in the cave where the debris was kept." After thinking for a while, Huang Di suddenly said.
Hearing this, Su Jin's eyes suddenly lit up: "Can you take me to see it now?" ”
"It's right in the back." Huang Yiyi said as he pulled Su Jin towards the back of the cave.
"Oh my god, that's what you're talking about?" As soon as he came to the door of the cave where Huang Di was stacking debris, Su Jin was stunned by the scene in front of him.