Chapter 17: Helping Hands
Hearing the answer given by Fang Shiliang, none of us spoke, and there was no joy in our expressions, all of us were shocked in disbelief. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Fuck me.
Fang Shiliang is drunk and hasn't woken up yet, right?
Or is he a little confused when he didn't wake up??
Why did this grandson agree so directly?!
"That....... Old ghost........ It's not that I think about it too much........" Shen Shi'an hesitated for a moment, and then cautiously asked Fang Shiliang: "You won't be an undercover agent sent by the Dusheng Sect, right?" ”
"What did you say?" Fang Shiliang was stunned: "I'm undercover?" ”
"yes!" Shen Shi'an nodded: "Pretend to take refuge in us first, and then seize the opportunity to jump back and annihilate all our ........ in one fell swoop."
"I'm telling you, if it weren't for the murder, you'd be dead right now." Fang Shiliang gritted his teeth and glared at Shen Shi'an, slapping the table heavily: "Where does Lao Tzu look like a traitor?!! ”
"What if I said you look like from head to toe....... Will you scold me? Shen Shi'an looked at Fang Shiliang with a very weak heart and asked.
When Fang Shiliang heard this, he was so angry that tears were about to come out, he stood up directly, pointed at Shen Shi'an's nose and said, "Lao Tzu has long seen you unpleasantly!" You must be looking at me unpleasantly, right?! Come on, come on! Don't talk about those vanity! Let's go out first and divide yourself to the death! ”
"Hey! Don't worry! I'm just casual analysis! Shen Shi'an smiled awkwardly.
"I'll analyze your ........"
At this moment, I heard a sound of footsteps in the hallway.
The blind boss frowned at the time: "Old ghost, did you enter the house without closing the door?" ”
"I seem to have forgotten." Fang Shiliang said embarrassedly, scratching his head: "I just cared about crying out that it hurts, and I really didn't think about closing the door........
Saying that, Fang Shiliang grinned, and said with some pride: "It's better for us to be on the mountain, it's okay if we don't close the door, and we won't necessarily be robbed once in a few decades." ”
"These people who came aren't thieves........" I said helplessly, looked at the Zhao brothers standing at the door, and asked, "Why are you two here?" Don't play the game anymore? ”
"Let Xiao An play, let's come down and relax." Zhao Xiaosan said, and also made a chest expansion action: "Sitting for a long time is not good for the body, I have to come down and exercise." ”
As he spoke, Zhao Xiaosan tilted his head sideways and glanced at the inner room.
When he saw Fang Shiliang, the whole person was stunned, completely stunned and delighted.
"Fang Shiliang ?!!" Zhao Xiaosan exclaimed, "Why are you here?!" ”
"I'm here to say hello to you, huh?" Fang Shiliang said angrily: "Who are you?" ”
"You forgot? I am the descendant of the Zhao family, Zhao Xiaosan! We met last time! Zhao Xiaosan was busy introducing himself.
When Fang Shiliang heard Zhao Xiaosan say this, he couldn't help but be silent, thought about it carefully, and then shook his head very decisively.
"I don't know."
"Oops! It doesn't matter if you don't know me! I know you! Zhao Xiaosan didn't feel embarrassed at all, he ran in happily, and then took out his mobile phone and said to Shi Liang: "Idol!" Can we take a picture together?! ”
"Do you want to take a picture?" Fang Shiliang frowned, as if he was a little unhappy.
"Yes! It's a rare time to meet you! I'm sure I'm going to take a picture with you! Zhao Xiaosan looked at Fang Shiliang with great anticipation: "Idol, can you shoot?" ”
"Well......... Fang Shiliang seemed to be holding back a smile, and asked Zhao Xiaosan very seriously: "Have you ever taken a photo with Shen Shi'an?" ”
"Nope." Zhao Xiaosan shook his head.
"Okay, shoot." Fang Shiliang coughed, and then glanced at Shen Shi'an quietly, his expression was smug.
Seriously, at this time, Fang Shiliang looks like a bear child.
That temper is so fucking child-like!
After taking the photo, Fang Shiliang still came to Zhao Xiaosan's mobile phone and took a serious look at himself in the photo.
"It's still handsome in reality." Fang Shiliang said loudly: "I can only score eight points at most in the photo, how can I have a nine-point in reality." ”
When I heard this, I wanted to smack him in the face, you're still nine at nine?? It's a 100-point system, right?!
Originally, he looked like a wild man, but when he took pictures, he held back a seemingly serious but constipated expression, who gave you the courage to say that you are handsome? ?
"Let's talk! I'm so excited! I kind of want to go to the toilet........" Zhao Xiaosan said hello to us, and then went straight to the toilet with his stomach in his hands.
Zhao Qingluan glanced at him and didn't say anything, but his expression was already full of disgust.
"I know what you're thinking, seriously, you don't think about it, I'm just a little greedy for the condition that Uncle Fat said, if it weren't for this, then I wouldn't have been able to agree." Fang Shiliang didn't talk to us anymore at this time, sat down, and looked at us very seriously: "Don't underestimate the allure of food to me, not to mention that Uncle Fat will also give me good wine for the rest of my life." ”
Hearing this, we looked at each other for a while, laughed, and didn't say anything.
"Oh yes! Fat uncle! I still have something I want to ask you........" Fang Shihao seemed to suddenly remember something important, slapped his head suddenly, looked at the fat uncle and asked, "Can you pack a few more people's meals and drinks?" ”
"Huh?" The fat uncle looked at Fang Shiliang in a daze: "How many more people?" Who is it? ”
"My friend." Fang Shiliang said with a smile: "They have been in the deep mountains and old forests for so many years, and it is time to come out for activities, I often tell them, you have good wine and good food here, so ........"
"Them?" The fat uncle was a little puzzled, probably thinking about who these people Fang Shiliang said.
"They're them, aren't they?"
I couldn't help but ask, looking at Fang Shiliang with bright eyes, and there was excitement in my tone.
"Old ghost, did you bring them all down?"
Fang Shiliang smiled and hummed, then lit a cigarette, and said very leisurely: "They are too homely, it's not good to go on like this, I have to take them down the mountain to see the world." ”
At this time, Uncle Fat probably also wanted to understand who Fang Shiliang said about "them".
"Good! Come! All called! I've got it all! The fat uncle laughed and said, "Nothing else!" Enough to eat and drink! ”
Old man Zuo sighed and patted Fang Shiliang on the shoulder.
"Thanks, imp."
Hearing this, Fang Shiliang waved his hand without looking back, and said with a smile: "Thank you, I just want to take them down to play, I don't mean anything else, I help you, it's purely for the conditions that the fat uncle said........"
"Hey, you kid has escaped from the world, and we still dragged you out ........." The old man Zuo sighed and said, "I suddenly feel that we are a little bit different." ”
"Old man! Don't say that! It's giving me goosebumps! Fang Shiliang laughed and said: "I want to come out to have fun by myself, it has nothing to do with you, think less about what you don't have, and think more about what good wine to buy to honor me!" ”
As soon as he heard this, Old Man Zuo didn't think about it, and slapped Fang Shiliang on the back of the head.
"Let's honor you?! You rabbit cub is not afraid of longevity!! ”
At this time, the voice of the little Buddha suddenly came from the corridor.
"Who saw my phone?!! Who saw it?? Little Buddha hurriedly asked: "After drinking with Situ, my phone disappeared!" Did you drop it out of the store?? ”
Saying that, the little Buddha walked outside the door of the inner room, looked inside, and then politely greeted Fang Shiliang.
"Your phone?" The blind boss was stunned: "When we came out of the hotel, we packed up our things, I didn't see your mobile phone........"
"Then I guess the phone dropped on you." Little Buddha sighed: "Maybe I drank too much that night and was confused...... When I came back, I accidentally lost it......... Forget it, I'll find it myself....... Get busy with it first! ”
Coincidentally, at this time, in the toilet of the wreath shop, a vicissitudes of life and mysterious voice came from Youyou.
"The boy looking for the mobile phone, let me ask you, what did you lose this golden mobile phone? Or is it this silver phone? Or this ........"
Before Zhao Xiaosan finished pretending to be in the toilet, the little Buddha had already run over, opened the door of the toilet suddenly, and then kicked Zhao Xiaosan without hesitation, and snatched the mobile phone he was holding.
I was watching from the sidelines, and I was dumbfounded.
I'll go?! Zhao Xiaosan didn't close the door when he went to the toilet?!!
"I just said why is the phone missing........ It turned out to have fallen into the toilet........"
The little Buddha walked out of the toilet satisfied, not taking the smell from it seriously at all, and walked away directly, without staying too long in the wreath shop.
I pinched my nose and stood outside the toilet door, looking at Zhao Xiaosan, who was frantically wiping his butt with a tissue, and I also felt satisfied.
"Let you go to the toilet without closing the door! Should! ”