Dinner was served in my room, and I didn't go to the hotel to open a private room again. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

It's not that the blind boss is a fan of money, the main thing is that Fang Shiliang asked the fat uncle to cook, and in desperation, he could only choose to eat at home.

The area of the wreath shop is still a bit small, and I can't fit two round tables, so I can only eat in the living room of my house.

I have to say that Fang Shiliang really doesn't fucking treat himself as an outsider.

"You have a good house, let me live in the master bedroom." As soon as Fang Shiliang entered my house, he opened the golden mouth, and he had a very instructive demeanor: "The feng shui of this master bedroom is quite in line with mine." ”

"Why don't you say that the eight characters in the master bedroom match you?" I asked him angrily.

"You're stupid, I don't go on a blind date with your master bedroom, the eight characters are a fart." Fang Shiliang scratched his stomach, pointed at his hand, and said to me: "You go to sleep in that house, I think the feng shui of that house is quite in line with you." ”

Hearing this, I deeply realized that Old Ghost Fang had good intentions.

The house he pointed to was where Shen Han lived, which meant ........

"It's worthy of my second master! Understand! I'm going to carry my luggage! I nodded and said, with a flattering smile on my face: "It's still Master who knows that people are distressed!" ”

"That's nature." Fang Shiliang smiled slightly: "Isn't that room empty?" You're going to ........."

Without waiting for Fang Shiliang to finish speaking, Hai Dongqing, who was standing on the side, had a dark face, and gritted his teeth and said, "That room is not empty!" My sister lives in it! ”

"Your sister?" Fang Shiliang was obviously stunned for a moment: "My apprentice's girlfriend Shen Han?" ”

"Bullshit girlfriend....... Alas, it's not that you can't say that......." Hai Dongqing said dejectedly, like a defeated rooster: "Anyway, I don't agree." ”

"Well said! I don't agree with that either! Fang Shiliang turned his face without warning, kicked me on the buttocks, and scolded with hatred: "I didn't expect your kid to hide such a dirty heart!" It's a shame on us! ”

"Huh?" I looked at Fang Shiliang with a confused expression: "Didn't you ask me to go?" ”

"I didn't know there was anyone living in that house!" Fang Shiliang glanced at me: "If I knew that there was Sister Xiaohan living in that house, I would definitely let you get far away, and I would rather break ten marriages than ........ Hey, it's not this........ That's what it means, anyway! Do you understand? ”

I actually wanted to say that I didn't understand, but looking at Fang Shiliang's face, "If you say you don't understand Lao Tzu, let you understand", I immediately understood.

"I'm lewd, I'm lewd, I'm shameless." I held my head in my hands and squatted on the ground obediently: "I'll sleep in the living room today, you all feel free." ”

At this time, the fat uncle and they were already busy in the kitchen, and the shopkeeper Kong and Shen Han were all helping to help, and the only thing that was still idle was our rice bucket.

"I like the freedom in the mountains, but it's also a pleasure to come and live in the city from time to time."

Fang Shiliang sat on the sofa, put his feet on the coffee table, and waved his hand very leisurely.

"Go, buy me a pack of cigarettes, and make me a hot cup of tea by the way."

It stands to reason that Fang Shiliang's seniority is high in our group, but there are indeed few people who are willing to buy his account.

In addition to me, an apprentice, Zhao Xiaosan, a fan, is willing to buy his account.

"Brother Yuan! You sit down first! Zhao Xiaosan said excitedly: "I just want to go downstairs to buy some drinks!" By the way, I'll buy it for you! ”

After speaking, Zhao Xiaosan went downstairs to buy something, while I sat next to Fang Shiliang and looked at him very unhappily.

"My daughter-in-law is good." Fang Shiliang said in a loud voice: "Go to the hall and go down to the kitchen, this daughter wants it!" ”

"That....... Ah Fang......... "I hesitated for a moment, and asked Fang Shiliang tentatively: "Don't you disown me as an apprentice?" ”

"yes, I didn't recognize you....... Who the fuck do you call Ah Fang?? Fang Shiliang glared at me viciously: "Lao Tzu called you an apprentice, but he didn't really treat you as an apprentice, and you are not my real apprentice, understand?" ”

I looked at him in a daze, and didn't squeak.

"Let's put it this way, if I say I'm your uncle, do you think I'm really your uncle?" Fang Shiliang gave me an example from the kindness of the stream, which is quite a taste of universal sentient beings.

"No, it's not." I shook my head.

"Isn't that right?" Fang Shiliang said with a smile: "So, I'm just calling to play, don't care." ”

"I'll fuck you ........"

Before I could finish speaking, the old man Zuo threw a cigarette to me, gloating and smiling: "This drunkard is a hypocritical life, don't bother with him!" ”

"Who's hypocritical?" Fang Shiliang asked angrily: "Old man Zuo!" Do you really think I can't beat you?! ”

"Have you been able to fight?" Old man Zuo asked quietly.

"I really can't beat .......," Fang Shiliang said sneeringly.

By the time it was time for dinner in the evening, everyone was almost there, and with the fat uncle's greeting, Shen Han and the shopkeeper Kong served dishes to the table one after another.

Braised elbows, squirrel fish, braised pork, spicy chicken, boiled pork slices, these dishes are placed in the outermost circle.

The main dish in the middle is a Buddha jumping over the wall made by Uncle Fat himself.

I have to say, it's the first time I've tasted this dish in my life, and after tasting it, I guess I'll never forget it for the rest of my life.

"Sea cucumbers, shark fins, abalone, dried scallops, these flavors are layered........ Wu Qiusheng closed his eyes slightly, his face full of intoxication: "Even the ingredients with such strong integration of winter bamboo shoots can make the taste so prominent, and it is not covered by other fragrances at all, which is simply ........."

Hearing Wu Qiusheng's words, the little Buddha couldn't help laughing, and then poked him with his hand: "You haven't eaten the fuck yet, can you eat it and pretend to be forced again?" ”

"You don't have to eat it, you can smell it." Wu Qiusheng said with a smile: "My nose is not as good as Brother Yi, but if it's my turn to eat, it's not me who blows it to you, you are really not my person!" ”

At this time, everyone picked up their chopsticks, and then looked at the fat uncle.

"Huh? See what I'm doing? The fat uncle wiped his sweat with a towel and waved his hand with a smile: "Everyone hurry up and eat it while it's hot, it will taste bad when it's cold." ”

"Okay!!"

At this moment, my chopsticks were stretched out, only to hear Fang Shiliang suddenly say something.

"Uncle, there are still a few places here, can I call them up?"

As soon as I heard this, I couldn't help but be stunned, and then I became excited.

When we were in the wreath shop, we asked Fang Shiliang, where are the evil people? Why didn't I come with you?

After that, Fang Shiliang gave us a very convincing answer.

"Let them hang out in broad daylight? Isn't this an obvious search for someone to call the police? ”

Seriously, Fang Shiliang's words contain truth even in punctuation from beginning to end, and if nothing else, just the mummy dress of the evil lama can make the police arrest as a madman.

.......................

"You're going to let them come up now?" Old man Zuo was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Okay, let them come up, it's more lively when there are more people." ”

Fang Shiliang snorted, got up and walked to the window, and yelled out of the window.

"Hurry up!! Time to eat!!! ”

I can't say for sure how those injustices reacted to this roar, but as far as I'm concerned, I almost fell out of my chair in fright.

"Can you be quiet?!!" The old man Zuo was so angry that he scolded the street: "Just your voice!" What a fucking loss!! ”

"Aren't you afraid that they won't be able to hear it........" Fang Shiliang smiled awkwardly.

Just after Fang Shiliang finished saying this, less than half a minute later, there was a knock on the door of our house.

"Boom! Boom! Boom!! ”

Each knock on the door was short and powerful, and it instantly attracted the attention of everyone present.

Fang Shiliang didn't think much about it, and after hearing the knock on the door, he walked over and opened the door in a few steps.

Soon.

An old man in a suit walked in from outside.

This old man looks quite fashionable, in addition to the suit and leather shoes, he also wears a pair of special hip-hop sunglasses, the lenses are round and thick, how to look at it has a kind of punk style.

"Xiao Yuan! You bunny! You don't come up to say hello when you see me?! ”

The old man cursed as he took off his sunglasses, revealing two empty eye sockets under them.

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