"Are you alright?!!" Shen Han looked at me anxiously: "Shimen didn't hold you?!! ”

"I'm fine. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info" I shook my head with a look of fear on my face.

"It's ....... This door closed too quickly........" Zhao Qingluan looked at me stunned, and his tone was full of astonishment: "I thought it was the kind of ........ that closed slowly."

The fat uncle stood not far away and looked at me, he was probably also stunned by this scene, and he didn't speak for a long time.

When he recovered his strength, he scolded me for being too slow and inky, and walked over to me and slapped me on the back of the head.

"Didn't I tell you to run faster?!" The fat uncle scolded: "I told you that this door closes quickly!" If you run slowly, you will kill people!! You didn't hear that, did you?!! ”

"I didn't expect it either........." I explained aggrievedly: "Besides, I also ran as hard as I could, but there were people in front of me blocking the road, no way!" ”

"Fuck! You guys are really ........ Can you get your mentality right?! The fat uncle was so angry that he stomped his feet: "This place is not a playground!" If you're not careful, you'll have to die! ”

"Okay, okay, uncle, you dissipate your anger first, we will definitely pay attention!" I patted the fat uncle on the shoulder, smiled and comforted him, and then said to the others seriously: "Cheer me up!" Do you hear that?! ”

As soon as I heard this, everyone gave me a white look, including Uncle Fat.

"Don't run around, I'll go over there to find a mechanism, and I have to go through the dark passage into that dead end."

As he spoke, the fat uncle walked forward by himself, his expression solemn to the extreme.

At this time, Zhao Qingluan and Zhao Xiaosan came over and asked me with a hippie smile: "Is it exciting?" ”

"I'll stimulate your uncle." I replied angrily, pointing to my calf: "It's just a few centimeters, damn, if I move slowly, my leg will be gone!" ”

"How could it be gone?" Zhao Xiaosan said with a smile: "At most, it's flat, the shape has changed, and the legs are still there!" ”

"If it's a few seconds later, it's not just your legs." Zhao Qingluan smiled evilly and glanced at my lower body: "Don't say that you will be cut off from the big team in the future, I think you are going to be the last." ”

"What the ........"

At this moment, Shen Han suddenly dragged me.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"Don't you think this door is a little weird?" Shen Han asked suspiciously, looked back, and asked me in a low voice: "Open the door so quietly, close the door so loudly, it was directly smashed, this situation is not right?" ”

I was still thinking about how to answer Shen Han's question, but I heard the fat uncle who was walking in front suddenly gave an answer.

"This old man Zuo said, he said that there was a problem with this door, and it is estimated that the funds were not enough when it was built, so this door ........"

"Flawed!" Little Buddha the northeast entrance and interjected.

After getting this answer, I don't know if Shen Han believed it, so he nodded and didn't say anything more.

At this time, I also recovered from the fear I had just had, and began to carefully examine the stone chamber we were in.

It's not so much a stone chamber as a three-way intersection that looks like a stone chamber.

In front of the stone room, there are three entrances about two meters high, just like the stone door behind us, the left and right edges have been artificially polished, looking extremely smooth, but these three entrances have no doors, and you can see the situation inside with a flashlight.

Looking at ....... It should be a walkway, right?

These three aisles are quite narrow, about the width of the door, and the walls on the left and right sides are pasted with stone bricks, which are densely carved with many patterns, and at first glance, most of them are animal-shaped totems.

What caught our attention the most were the three statues of gods next to these three entrances.

"These statues are all made of bronze, but I don't know why, there has been no patina for so many years....... Hai Dongqing stepped forward and carefully observed the three bronze statues.

Since these three bronze statues have no patina, even the signs of corrosion and wear cannot be seen, so at that time, these bronze statues looked like they were made of gold.

Perhaps because of our flashlights, at this moment, these three statues seem to be wrapped in a layer of pale golden light.

To the right of each entrance, there is such a statue.

From left to right, in order.

The first statue is a seated statue of an old man.

The old man was dressed in a Taoist robe, holding a fairy fan, with a childish face, smiling eyebrows, and a look of compassion on his face.

At the bottom of the seated statue is engraved his name.

"Taiqing Moral Heavenly Venerable."

The second statue is also a seated statue of a Taoist priest.

The robe worn by this Taoist priest is similar to the robe worn by the first statue, but the pattern on it is slightly different.

Compared with the old Taoist statue, this Taoist priest is much younger, and he doesn't look like a middle-aged person.

I saw that this Taoist priest pinched the Dao finger with his hand, the corners of his mouth were slightly pursed, as if he was smiling, and there was a look in his eyes that was almost like a living person.

That kind of look should be called wisdom.

At the bottom of the seated statue, his name is also engraved.

"Yuqing Yuan Shi Tianzun."

The third Taoist statue looks younger than the first statue and older than the second, and judging from his appearance, he should be about sixty years old.

Like the previous two seated statues, he is also wearing a robe of similar style, sitting on an auspicious cloud.

This Taoist priest is not as kind as the first two Taoist priests, his brows are slightly furrowed, and there is a taste of decisiveness in his eyes, which is so fierce that it makes people afraid.

Even so, the jade Ruyi he was holding in his hand gave people a leisurely feeling, which was very inconsistent with his eyes.

Under his seated portrait, a line of names is also engraved.

"Shangqing Lingbao Tianzun."

These three Taoist priests are the three ancestors of our Taoist family.

Taishang Laojun, Yuan Shi Tianzun, Lingbao Tianzun.

Each seated statue is independent, even if the Taoist robe worn on the body is similar to the other seated statues, but the appearance and form of the characters are different, and even the eyes are very different.

If it weren't for the dazzling golden light reflected by these sitting statues, then from a distance, these sitting statues would basically be no different from living people.

The appearance is lifelike, the demeanor is like a living person, especially the kind of expressive gaze, which makes us have an illusion.

Are these idols alive???

"Ouch, these ancients can be exquisite, in the small Tushi Palace of Taishang Laojun, there are also sitting statues of the other two ancestors, this is to play a family reunion." The shopkeeper Kong said loudly, seeing him like that, he was too excited, and he probably forgot about the danger.

I saw that the shopkeeper Kong was muttering, and at the same time, he studied the three seated statues.

"Hongmeng dissected the Xuanhuang Scene, and governed the five elements in the world, and the Xuanyuan rose to the day, and the letter was often clear, born after being old and old, and borrowing Li Chengcheng to get his name, he once worshiped Hongjun to cultivate morality, and he knew that he was a gasifier and three clear." The shopkeeper gently touched the seated statue of Lao Jun with his hand, and his face was full of emotion: "This statue is absolutely sculpted!" It's so fucking expressive! It's simply the reincarnation of Lao Jun! ”

"Yo, Shopkeeper Kong is really a cultural person, and he talks in one set." The little Buddha said loudly.

Hearing this, the shopkeeper Kong smiled, walked to the sitting statue of Yuan Shi Tianzun, and read: "Mixed Yuan Chu judged the Tao as respect, refining the Qiankun Qing turbidity, Tai Chi two Yi gave birth to four elephants, and now it is still in the palm of the hand, the group of immortals is called the beginning of the Yuan, the mysterious door has not been born, the fragrant flowers of the road are with the hub, and the vicissitudes of life are the same as the ........" (Note: the third tone of the nian, the third tone of the hub. ）

"Oops, fuck! Three steps to poetry! The little Buddha exclaimed: "I am convinced of your cultural level!" ”

When the blind boss heard this, he couldn't help but roll his eyes and scolded the little Buddha for being stupid.

As soon as he heard the blind boss scolding himself with dirty words, the little Buddha couldn't help but be stunned, and then he was angry: "What are you scolding me for?!" Lao Tzu praised him for being wrong?! ”

"I'm not scolding you, I think you're really stupid."

The blind boss said, shook his head, and asked the little Buddha.

"You haven't watched the Romance of the Gods, have you?"

"Look....... Have you seen it? ”

"You've seen it, and you don't know that these poems are inside?" The blind boss said disdainfully: "Stinky illiterate! ”

Hearing this, not only did the little Buddha blush, but I, the spectator of the melon-eating masses, also blushed.

"Holy shit, I haven't seen it either!" I whispered to Shen Han: "I really thought that the shopkeeper Kong was a three-step poem!" ”

I have to say, the blind boss's ears are really good, as soon as I said these words, he reacted immediately, and said a word to me from a few meters away.

"You can change your nickname in the future."

Hearing this, I was stunned and asked him.

"Change it to what?"

The blind boss said quietly.

"Shame on the metaphysical world."