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Every few seconds, the stone chamber we are in will tremble violently, and the amplitude of the vibration is not obvious, but it can be felt.

"They should be in the aisle." The blind boss walked to the edge of the stone gate, put his face on it, and eavesdropped in an extremely obscene posture, listening to the movement outside, while broadcasting the live broadcast to us: "Daoist Ge is scolding the street, your master is also scolding, the mouths of the two of them are really smelly!" ”

I was about to cry when I heard this, and I said in my heart that when is it, you will broadcast it to us and broadcast some content, we don't want to listen to those two old men scolding the street!

"Yo yo yo! It's a quarrel! The blind boss exclaimed: "Old Cripple Sun has spoken!" ”

Really, the blind man's ability to hear is always beyond the imagination of us normal people.

But I think that an ordinary blind person should not be as good as a blind man like a blind boss.

We could only feel the vibrations in the stone chamber, and we couldn't even hear the sound of a fight, let alone a sound of them arguing.

But the blind boss obviously heard everything!

At this time, Zhao Qingluan and I couldn't help but be curious, walked to the edge of the stone gate in a few steps, put their faces on it, and then listened carefully for half a minute, and didn't hear any sound.

"You're not kidding us, are you?" I looked at the blind boss suspiciously and asked him.

"Tease you? Am I that bored? The blind boss said angrily: "What can you hear with your dog ears?" ”

"Hey, Brother Yi, you can ......... what you say."

At this moment, the fat uncle roared violently: "Don't make noise! I've found the mechanism! Follow me! Don't be left behind! ”

Thinking of the scene just now when I almost let Shimen be caught to death, I hurriedly agreed, and even said that I knew the severity and didn't dare to fall behind if I was killed.

"Fat uncle, your craft is a bit trendy, and it took a long time to find the mechanism?" Little Buddha squatted on the ground, looked at the fat uncle boredly and said, "Didn't you know where the mechanism was before you came?" ”

"Old Man Zuo didn't tell me in detail, it seems that he didn't figure out the number of roads, so he said that there are three organs, the first is behind the sitting statue of Lingbao Tianzun, the second is behind the old gentleman, and the third is behind Yuan Shi Tianzun." The fat uncle said angrily, seeing him like that, he was too anxious: "It's already amazing to be able to find out so quickly!" Why don't you try it?! ”

Seeing that the fat uncle's expression was a little hideous, he knew at a glance that he was ready to scold, and the little Buddha was immediately cowardly.

"Hehe, I know that our fat uncle is the best!" Little Buddha sneered: "You continue! I don't squeak! ”

After hearing this, the fat uncle calmed down a little, glared at the little Buddha viciously, didn't say anything, turned his head and tapped on the statue with his thick fingers.

"When I open the mechanism, there will be two more doors here, you can take whichever way I go, don't hesitate to know?"

"Got it, uncle, hurry up!"

After getting our reply, the fat uncle raised his hand suddenly, made a sword finger movement, and shouted: "Disciple, this is also a last resort!" I hope Master Zu will forgive me!! ”

Before we could react, the girl poked her finger into the idol's buttocks, and that set of smooth movements simply stunned everyone present.

Seriously.

The carvings of these statues are extremely exquisite, and each statue is so lifelike that it looks like a living person.

In addition, Lingbao Tianzun's sitting statue was frowning, angry as if he was angry, and he looked like he was going crazy, how scary his eyes were.

Combining these two points, Uncle Fat's finger poked over, and we all thought that Lingbao Tianzun had poked the spirit!

"I'm going to damn you!!" Shopkeeper Kong exclaimed, with a frightened expression on his face: "If Lingbao Tianzun sees you poking him like this!" I'm going to have to kill you with thunder!! ”

The fat uncle didn't know what he was doing, but after poking his finger over, he didn't let go, and kept touching the statue with his finger.

After hearing the words of the shopkeeper Kong, he was probably angry, and without thinking about it, he turned his head and spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm at the shopkeeper Kong.

Shopkeeper Kong let out a strange scream, dodged with his agile movement, and then spat back, without the slightest intention of giving in.

That scene........ How so........

It reminds me of the experience of spitting on each other and hurting each other with the next door kid when I was a child.

Pretty good.

It's so fucking childlike.

"I remind you in a good voice that you are for your good!! What are you doing?! Shopkeeper Kong also seemed to be a little anxious, and explained to us very aggrievedly: "It's a big sin to disrespect the statue of the ancestor master!" There are many people who have suffered from God's curse throughout the ages!! Did I remind him of something wrong?!! ”

"Eight out of ten Chinese know that disrespect for gods and idols will cause disaster, and even people who do not believe in gods and ghosts dare not disrespect gods and idols casually." The blind boss smiled: "That's why, these organs are set up in such a lewd place, in order to confuse us in the industry, understand?" ”

"These ancients also studied psychology?"

The shopkeeper Kong was stunned for a moment, and when he asked the blind boss this sentence, he moved two steps to the side, and easily avoided the next spit of the fat uncle.

"Who knows, it's the case anyway." The blind boss said helplessly: "Since those gentlemen dared to play like this, then we can only break it like this. ”

"That's right....... What you said makes a lot of sense........" Shopkeeper Kong nodded: "Anyway, it's the leaders of those grandsons, even if there is a curse, they have to be punished, and it has nothing to do with us, right?" ”

"yes, that's okay." The blind boss smiled, stretched out his hand and patted the shoulder of the shopkeeper: "If you think so, you will find that everything is suddenly brighter and much easier!" ”

Shopkeeper Kong smiled, mumbled, and said, much more relaxed.

The blind boss also smiled, mumbled, and said, That's good.

Then, the fat uncle spat and spit on the blind boss's arm impartially.

"Uncle!! What are you doing?!! The blind boss was so aggrieved that he was about to cry: "Just spit on him!" Why are you spitting on me?!! ”

"Spit ....... Spit crooked........ "The fat uncle was so embarrassed that his face turned red, and he explained with a smile: "I just aimed at him and vomited....... You can't blame me for that......."

At this moment, without warning, a muffled sound like a drum sounded in the stone chamber.

The sound was very similar to the sound of a chirping, but it was much quieter and much more muffled than the chirping.

"What's going on?" Shopkeeper Kong's eyes widened, and he glanced around: "The mechanism is open?" ”

At that time, I didn't stupidly look for the source of the sound, but set my eyes on the fat uncle.

He is the only one who can give us the answer.

"It's done!"

The fat uncle said happily, then took his fingers back from the idol's buttocks, and hurriedly ran to the old gentleman's idol.

Just like the set of actions just now, the fat uncle first apologized to the old gentleman, and then poked it with a finger......

By this time, the muffled sound echoing in the stone chamber had stopped.

After a full half a minute, the second muffled sound sounded.

After the fat uncle heard this second muffled sound, he also ran without hesitation, and went straight to the Yuan Shi Tianzun statue in the middle.

Soon, the third muffled sound also sounded under the "operation" of the fat uncle.

"Get ready." The fat uncle said, clenching his fists, as if waiting for something.

At this time, we didn't have the heart to laugh, and one by one we raised our hearts to our throats, carefully observing the situation in the stone room.

About twenty seconds after the third muffled sound, we could clearly feel that the ground began to tremble one after another.

With the sound of stone slabs dragging on the ground, just two or three meters away from me, several stone bricks fell in unison.

And to the left of this sinking pit, there is also a cavity that slowly sinks down.

The fat uncle looked left and right, gritted his teeth, and ran towards the hole on the left.

"Keep up with the !!"