"I've heard it, I've heard it, it's golden in color, and it tastes quite spicy!" The little one's eyes lit up and saliva was coming out of his dog's mouth!

Han laughed and was dizzy!

No way!

You're talking about spicy strips, right? Can you confuse League of Legends and spicy strips? We mortals really don't understand the world of foodies!

But he still has to do the right thing to do, and the top priority now is to teach this little guy to play League of Legends.

While opening League of Legends, he patiently introduced the little guy.

"This QWER is the skill key, and this B key is the return to the city button! These are the most basic and you should master them all! ”

"It is said that at the beginning of the game, you can get 500 gold coins by pressing the D and F keys together!"

"When choosing Galen, be sure to explain to your teammates: 'Galen is in the single, if you don't give it, you will give it away', and it is best to publish the killing book first, and then buy five big hats, because his ultimate is magic damage, so you can have very terrifying damage!"

"And the barbarians, be sure to open a big ...... when you are full of blood"

After saying that he didn't know how many secret god-level skills, Han Xiao glanced at the little guy, "How is it?" Can you play? ”

The little guy didn't pay attention to Han Xiao, but was concentrating on touching the mouse with his dog's paw, groping for the skills of the alliance.

Han Xiao sighed, "It seems that you still don't understand much, then I'll tell you again!" ”

The little guy was a little impatient, and rolled his eyes, "I said you were stupid or how to drop?" Do you need to say such a simple question a second time? ”

Han Xiao smiled dryly and continued, "That's good. Let's first use the name of the account you applied for, what do you want to look like? ”

However, the little one's next word. In an instant, Han Xiao's whole person was Spartan!

The little one narrowed his dog's eyes and looked like he was contemplating. "Then I have to take a domineering one to show my aristocratic temperament!"

Aristocratic temperament?

Han Xiao was frightened and asked cautiously, "Single Wang...... Nobles, please speak! ”

The little guy slapped the dog's paws, "Yes, let's call Ma Ling not a human!" ”

Ma Ling is not human?

Ma Ling recruited you to provoke you?

Han Xiao was speechless, he seemed to think that if anyone provoked him again in the future, he would have to inquire in advance if that guy played League of Legends? Which zone is it in to play? And then build a character in this area where so-and-so is not a person, so-and-so is a pig or something like that!

Wait until one day the two of you match up in a game!

You can imagine the wonderful expression on each other's faces!

The little guy seemed to be very angry when he mentioned Ma Ling, "This Ma Ling provoked a friend of mine, my friend is a famous god-slaughtering weapon, isn't he looking for death?" Just a little lesson for him this time! ”

This TM is the reason why you call "Ma Ling is not a person"?

Han Xiao wanted to cry without tears. With such a strange single Wang on the stall, I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse.

……

End of matching.

Enter the screen for selecting a hero.

The little guy shook the dog's legs excitedly, and the dog's paws were placed on the keyboard and the mouse, "Wangwang!" Masturbate! Masturbate! ”

Han Xiao: "......"

This picture is too impactful, his little heart almost can't bear it, compared to the dog teammate in front of him, he feels that he is much happier than this when he encounters a pit elementary school student or something!

When Han Xiao was messy. The little guy over there is calling at the hero selection interface again!

"Holy! Teemo! ”

Then another.

"Holy! Gallian! ”

And then again.

"Holy! Amumu! ”

I don't know how many heroes I barked, but the barking of the dog seemed to stop.

Han Xiao rubbed his ears, it's not easy, this pug finally stopped for a while. But before he could rejoice, a louder cry exploded in his ears!

"Holy! My uncle! ”

Han Xiao looked at Nasus, the god of death in the desert on the computer screen, and wanted to stop it. But there is not half a reason!

Because the dog-headed guy is indeed the uncle of this little guy!

Wait, the uncles are here. So two......

Sure enough, the next second. The little creature called again, and louder than the other,

"Holy! My second uncle! ”

Han Xiao: "......"

……

"What I chose for you just now is man-machine battle! After all, you have just started this game, and you can't directly practice with real people! Also, your summoner is not at the level, and you can't play against players. ”

Human-chicken battle?

Chicken?

There's a chicken playing against me?

The little guy immediately retracted his tongue, and the whole dog became serious, as if he felt that it was on par with the other party's chicken!

Looking at the little pug whose mouse was clicked and the keyboard was tapped, a word suddenly popped out of Han Xiao's head!

That's right, it's-

Pet the dog!

With the intention of spoofing, Han Xiao took a photo of the little guy who was masturbating with the defense tower, and opened a certain P-map software.

FIRST ABOVE THE PHOTO OF THE LITTLE GUY, ADD A PHOTO OF A VERY AWESOME LOL PLAYER FAKER BIG DEVIL, AND ADD FOUR WORDS: ENEMY TEAMMATES!

Then, next to the little guy who is hitting with his dog's paw, there are also four words: My teammate!

After getting all this done, Han Xiao sent this picture of "the gap between the enemy teammate and our teammate" to his meager name Lazy.

In other words, Lazy Yang has now been promoted to an Internet celebrity because of those hot LOL videos, and the number of fans has made a qualitative leap compared to the previous ones!

That's tens of thousands!

Within a few minutes of the photo being posted, hundreds of people retweeted the meager post and left all sorts of funny comments.

"Poof!"

"Holy!"

"It's so incisive!"

"This picture has won my heart, this is the gap between me and the enemy I encountered!"

"Nima, this is more ruthless than the P picture of the big demon king and elementary school students, it's just a Wang!"

"No wonder I always kneel today, it turns out that there is such a god-level teammate on the stall! Your uncle can't win if he wants to! ”

"There is no pit, only more pits!"

"I was wrong, elementary school students, I will never dare to say that you are pitted again! Because there are even more pitiful beings than you! ”

This picture of a dog teammate hit the laughter of countless League of Legends players at once, and everyone joined in replying, and they had a lot of fun.

Seeing these comments that are more bizarre than the other, Han Xiao actually wanted to reply: "Actually, although this picture is P's, the dog teammates are real!" ”

But he didn't dare say that!

Not to mention explaining to them that in fact, the dog's game posture was painstakingly put on by him, whether they would believe this, the most critical question is-

What's the excitement on this pug's face as he plays?

This is your sister's exclusive expression for the dog!

And it's the kind that can't even be explained! (To be continued.) )