Chapter 6: The Child Is Hopeless!
Time traced back to a few seconds before Han Xiao opened the link to the live broadcast of the press conference.
Rice Company's new product launch.
CEO Lei Jun was holding a beautifully shaped photo printer in his hand and talking, almost spraying the foaming star on the faces of the audience in the front row, obviously, this product is still very satisfactory to him, otherwise it would not be worth his painstaking introduction.
However, just when Lei Jun was about to introduce some of the enthusiast-level characteristics of their company's product, he suddenly felt like something had disappeared in his hand, and when he looked down, he was directly stunned, and the portable photo printer had disappeared without warning!
Haunted!
It's still in my hand just now!
Offstage.
There was a lot of discussion.
"Xiao Li, hurry up and turn off the camera!"
"Why are you turning off the camera? Isn't Mr. Lei introducing the product? ”
"Introduce a fart, how did you take the camera, didn't you see that Mr. Lei didn't even have a new product in his hand?"
"Damn, it's really, but it was still there just now, why did it suddenly disappear now? Could it be that Lei is always doing magic? ”
"Change your size, turn off the camera quickly, don't make a mess of me! Otherwise, Lao Tzu will open you! ”
Not only Lei Jun panicked, but the TV station staff in charge of the live broadcast was also stirred up by this little episode.
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Inside the dormitory.
After Han Xiao's plan to watch the live broadcast of the press conference fell through, she picked up her mobile phone again to pass the time, and sure enough, it was the second sister called "Swift Scout" who was sending WeChat messages.
"Fist senior, I've received this magic artifact, the photo printer, but how do I use it? Can you teach me? ”
Han Xiao's mind was full of black lines, if it weren't for the other party's identity as a girl, he really wanted to reply: You are a monkey invited to tease, just to tease me!
Your sister!
What I sent you is a photo, not a real thing, you received a fart, pretending to be quite similar!
Okay, since you sincerely tease me, then I'll play with you too, anyway, it's to pass the time with each other, "Did you see that white button?" That's the magic array mechanism that activates this magic artifact! Of course, if it weren't for my little trick, once ordinary people touched it, the whole person would be sucked into the magic array and fall into a state of no return! ”
Wow! It's terrifying!
Teemo hurriedly put away the little hand that was about to be placed on the white dot, and patted his little chest with palpitations, scared the baby to death, but he didn't expect that although the holy weapon had an extremely good-looking appearance, it was so dangerous! But fortunately, the magic power of the senior of Riot is very strong, and he can easily avoid these unnecessary risks with a little tricking, otherwise, he really doesn't know what to do!
Han Xiao saw that her sister didn't reply for a long time, thinking that she was frightened by her words, so she tried to comfort her, "The purpose of saying these words is not to deliberately scare you, but to tell you a truth!" ”
Tell me the truth?
Teemo held his breath, his predecessor was a god who could continuously cast teleportation, and what he said was a golden and jade good word! Every word must be memorized! Don't get a word wrong!
Han Xiao tapped his fingers heavily on the screen, and then sent this sentence: "Remember, don't believe in appearances, the more beautiful things are, the more deceiving people are!" ”
This sentence Han Xiao didn't say casually, it has a great future, it is from Old Man Jin's "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", which is well known to women and children! There is a classic saying in it - remember, never trust women, the more beautiful a woman is, the more she will deceive! It can be said that most of the novels "Heaven and Dragon Slayer" are explaining this sentence, whether it is Yin Susu at the beginning or Xiao Zhao and Zhou Zhiruo later, it is no exception, which shows the importance of this sentence!
Of course, it is not appropriate for this sentence to be said now, so Han Xiao adapted it slightly, but the charm of this sentence has not faded in the slightest because of the changes in some words!
"The more ...... Pretty things...... The more deceiving people are. Timo looked at the beautiful but actually dangerous holy weapon in his hand, his eyes flashed like an initiation, and his admiration for the predecessor of the fist was like a surging river, endless! No wonder the predecessors can achieve such great achievements, just looking at things from the perspective of things, it is not comparable to ordinary people like them.
After sighing for a long time, Teemo replied heavily, "Teemo obeys the teachings!" ”
Seeing that this girl called "Swift Scout" softened, Han Xiao was temporarily relieved, but fortunately he was witty and temporarily moved out the famous words of Old Man Jin, which can be regarded as bluffing this girl, if not, he would really take this second sister who delusions that he is Timo all day long!
After wiping off the sweat, Han Xiao once again took the trouble to introduce Timo to the use of this photo printer, the purpose is to make her admire herself more deeply, isn't there a famous saying that the deeper you fall, the deeper your love!
What the? Haven't heard of this famous saying? Well, in fact, this is Han Xiao's nonsense, but please don't care about these details, maybe one day he Han Xiao will become famous, and this sentence will really become a celebrity quote!
As he listened attentively, Teemo took out a pamphlet and drew a picture, a habit he had naturally developed that he couldn't help but write down a word from his predecessor.
For Han Xiao, the introduction of the photo printer is on the one hand to make this girl admire herself more, and then she can't extricate herself from it; On the other hand, in fact, he hasn't touched such a tall thing as a photo printer, so while Baidu came out to study by himself, he retold the information he found to this girl, which can be regarded as mutual benefit.
After a general understanding of how to use it, Timo replied respectfully: "Fist senior, thank you for your teaching, well, now that there are more and more people, I want to prepare, and then officially start selling photos of the big sister!" I won't bother you! ”
Set up a stall to sell photos?
Or a picture of a big sister?
Faced with such a strange answer, Han Xiao was stunned for a long time, "Then do you need the film you need to use to print photos?" ”
"Thank you so much Riot seniors!"
Han Xiao: "......"
Gotcha, you can take on the role of Teemo, I don't dare to talk to you anymore, maybe I'll be taken into the pit by you in the end, and then I can't help but pay for a few photos of you!
Oh my God, it's scary to think about that scene!
But for some reason, Timothy took the camera and stole it. The words "shooting" and "female gun skirt" always echoed in his mind! And lingering!
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At the entrance to the Summoner's Rift.
At this time, the other merchants were busy preparing, except for Teemo who was leisurely tinkering with a small box, and the two sides formed a stark contrast.
The surrounding merchants looked at Teemo strangely, and said in their hearts, what is this little doll doing? I'm here to make trouble! Do you think money is so easy to make? Take an inexplicable little box and make a lot of money? Young in the end!
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