Chapter 7: Lively Summoner's Rift!
After dispelling the idea of continuing to chat with this middle two sister, Han Xiao bored and clicked into the WeChat circle of friends, wanting to see what amazing remarks those strange people had, although he knew that these people were running trains with their mouths full, but he clicked in to take a look at it in his spare time, and he was happy and relaxed.
The circle of friends window pulled down, and one message after another appeared so gorgeously.
Power of Demacia: Pit girl, after waiting so long, the Summoner's Canyon is finally open! I couldn't sleep last night, so I pulled up Zhao Xin's kid and wanted to learn martial arts with him inside, but as soon as I got there, the official actually issued an announcement saying that it was doing something new? It had to be temporarily closed for five hours! I can only vent my passion on the stake! Poor stake, it's really hard for you, I punched and kicked you all night in vain.
Debang Governor: It's good that Galen didn't succeed yesterday, otherwise he would have been abused with blood, alas, I, Zhao Xin, have the ability to save the world, but the world has been cheating me! Forget it, it's not a matter of complaining, it's better to stay in the Summoner's Canyon Pit teammates, and cherish it!
Musou Kenhime: I heard that those old guys joined forces with a group of masters to create an organization called League of Legends? After all this time of traveling, it's time to go back and take a look. Just take these so-called masters to practice their hands, and let them know how extraordinary our Laurent family's swordsmanship is!
Mechanical Public Enemy: I went to the entrance of the Summoner's Canyon just now, and I actually saw Teemo, it really amused me, it was Cortana's birthday ball at night, this guy didn't hurry up to buy gifts, and he was hiding here alone, playing with a white children's toy, hehe, go and taunt him! Let everyone see him make a fool of himself!
Looking at the news in the circle of friends, Han Xiao said that he could no longer be calm, especially the message sent by the mechanical public enemy Lan Bo in the end, which simply gave him a fatal blow!
I say
Are you all working together to lie to me?
I just sent Timo a picture of the photo printer here, and you saw Teemo fiddling with the real thing of the photo printer, and it's too realistic to substitute it one by one!
Fortunately, I have been influenced by socialism for a long time and have established a positive three views, otherwise, I would have been brought in by you paranoia!
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As the main place to settle national disputes and personal disputes, the Summoner's Canyon naturally attracts the attention of the general public, and the expensive giant light curtain at the entrance square that can project the battle situation in the canyon can be seen!
And after dinner, people talk about the most: which side of the red and blue sides won? Which hero got five more kills? …… Also, how many times did Timo die today?
It is precisely because of people's high attention that this originally relatively desolate territory has become the hottest "fragrant dumpling" at the moment. Countless businesses smell the fragrance and rush to form a bustling street scene with those who join in the fun.
People passing by, facing the dazzling array of goods and the bustling crowd, let out bursts of exclamations from time to time.
"Wow, that's hilarious!"
"This time the salary is paid, there are 450 gold coins, I want to buy the best runes!"
"Cut, what is enough for 450 gold coins? That is, the money of a high-grade rune! My monthly salary is 1350 gold coins, and I can buy several of them! It's more than enough to buy a big essence! ”
"Hey, hey, hey, you two, one 450, one 1350, what are you doing? I haven't spoken yet with a monthly salary of 3150! ”
"Haha, the runes of that house are good, well, the materials used are extremely high-quality, let's go where to see, you are satisfied!"
The group shifted their attention and stopped arguing, and hurriedly rushed to the stall that specialized in selling runes next to Teemo, and stopped, as for Teemo, who was looking down and fiddling with things on the side, they didn't see it at all, or saw it, and they didn't have any interest in taking another look, they just focused on the dazzling runes.
"Oh my God!"
"That's a lot of runes!"
"Let me count, the mark that increases attack power, the glyph that increases attack speed, the rune that adds health, and the essence of attack power! These are the hottest ones today, but I didn't expect them to be all here! ”
For the sudden increase in these people in front of him, Teemo still ignored it, and devoted himself to fiddling with inexplicable little things.
The boss who sold runes next to Timo, in addition to being busy, secretly glanced at Timo's place, and saw that he was still the same old look, and immediately shook his head helplessly, this kid, there is no help!
And just as Timo was concentrating on fiddling, a strange voice sounded beside him, "Yo, isn't this Timo?" Tristana's birthday prom is about to begin, what are you hiding here for? Could it be that you can't afford a birthday present, so you hide here and play with children's toys to pass the time? ”
Everyone looked back and saw that the little guy with a blue fluffy face was sitting on a mecha with an unusually disproportionate figure, and Teemo, who was squatting on the ground in front of him, looked so humble and small.
Now, they thought that Timo was too ashamed to look up and see people.
"Hehe......"
"It seems that it's really like what Rambo said, I can't afford to buy gifts and I don't have a face to meet people!"
"Hey, hey, I said Teemo, the children's toy you have in your hand looks pretty good, why don't you sell me your toy, I'll take it home and play with my son."
"Nonsense, I'm not a children's toy, I'm a holy ......" Timo raised his head angrily when he heard that someone dared to slander the holy weapon given by the fist's senior, but after saying a few words, he immediately closed his mouth.
My God, I almost said the word holy weapon, so I quickly made a round, "Don't worry, everyone, wait for me a little longer, I'll get the photo out right away!" When the time comes, you should all be humble, don't break your head! ”
As soon as Teemo said this, the atmosphere suddenly became strange.
Everyone present had confused expressions written on their faces, they had clearly not expected Teemo to say such a thing.
"What was Timo talking about? I didn't hear you. ”
"What kind of photo does he seem to be talking about? Don't let us break the head? ”
"Ridiculous! What did he expect to make the picture? Besides, what is the photo? Have you heard of it? ”
"No, I've never heard of it, do we have such a thing in the Valoran Continent? Eighty percent of them are Timo's lies! ”
"Is it still eighty percent? It must be, just Timo, what kind of world can he see? Do you think that people in Bandle City like Rambo like they like to travel and see the world? ”