Text 37 The Bodhisattva asked me to borrow something
Xiong Shanjun stepped forward and smiled: "Ling Xuzi looks good today!"
The Taoist priest named Ling Xuzi held a glass plate in his hand, and the plate contained two pills, one large and one small, Ling Xuzi said: "Today is the birthday of the king, Xiaodao is relieved in his heart, and he is happy. ”
Xiong Shanjun laughed and thanked him again and again, and Ling Xuzi hurriedly took the Danpan and said, "King, I see Xiaodao's contempt." ”
As he spoke, Ling Xuozi handed over the glass plate, and the larger pill was facing Xiong Shanjun, and said, "May the king live a thousand lives!"
Xiong Shanjun didn't shirk it, he reached out and took the big pill, and at the same time politely gently pushed back Ling Xuzi's hand, and said, "I am willing to be with Ling Xuzi." ”
The two of them were polite, swallowed the pill together, and ate and ate! Be careful to eat you to death! I said that you Taoist priests are also really, they all like to refine a pill and make a medicine or something, so you are not afraid that if you refine a heartbreaking pill or something, you will poison yourself to death.
I was guessing this, but I saw Xiong Shanjun holding his stomach and frowning.
"Oops! I'm ...... in my belly."
Before he finished speaking, Xiong Shanjun fell down holding his stomach.
I'll go, no, this is my curse, do I still have the hidden skill to curse people?
A big man more than two meters tall couldn't stand up on the ground in pain, oops, hey, oh, no,
If it is said that it is food poisoning, it is only Xiong Shanjun who has a stomachache, and Ling Xuzi is still standing there with a smile on his face, without any discomfort at all.
Good guy, your Taoist priest has also eaten Dan, why are you fine, could it be that your kid is not here to celebrate his birthday, but specially to poison the big black bear?
Looking at Xiong Shanjun, who was already kneeling on the ground and holding his stomach, a fragment of a memory from many years ago suddenly welled up in my mind!
This scene in front of me is so familiar, how do I seem to have seen it somewhere!
This familiar scene evokes a memory that I have been dusty for a long time, yes! This is a plot from the Journey to the West TV series!
That's right! What Ling Xuzi! What is the longevity elixir! That's Guanyin Bodhisattva! Isn't the pill that Xiong Shanjun ate just now my precious apprentice Sun Wukong became! Making his body smaller and then burrowing into people's stomachs is his usual trick.
Sure enough, the auspicious light flashed, and Ling Xuzi, who was originally a fairy wind bone, became the white-clothed Bodhisattva who rescued the suffering.
Sister Guanyin, you really came to save me, it's so touching, I just said that I want to thank Ling Xuzi who came to celebrate my birthday for inadvertently saving me, but I didn't expect this Ling Xuzi to be my top boss Guanyin Bodhisattva.
You came in time, do you have another name called Song Jiang?
At this time, I really want to hold the Bodhisattva and give her a loud huh! Sins and sins, how can I have such disrespectful thoughts about the great compassion Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Guanyin Bodhisattva lowered his eyes and looked at Xiong Shanjun, who was still struggling in pain, and said, "Wukong, come out." ”
After Guanyin Bodhisattva spoke, a small black dot flew out of Xiong Shanjun's nostrils, and the black dot fell to the ground and quickly grew larger, and in a blink of an eye, it turned into a thin human form, isn't it my precious apprentice monkey throat!
After Sun Wukong came out of Xiong Shanjun's stomach, Xiong Shanjun's pain seemed to be alleviated a little, but he still covered his stomach with his hands, and even spit out a large mouthful of blood in his mouth.
Seeing Sun Wukong flying out of his nostrils, and not caring that there was Guanyin Bodhisattva standing on the side, the angry Xiong Shanjun struggled to pick up the black spear and stabbed it when he lifted the gun.
Although I don't know what kind of demon Sun Wukong did in Xiong Shanjun's stomach, it is certain that Xiong Shanjun is already injured, and the injured internal organs are still injured, where can Xiong Shanjun in this state still hurt Sun Wukong.
Just a simple dodge Sun Wukong dodged this shot with insufficient strength, and then Sun Wukong flew up and kicked directly in Xiong Shanjun's chest, and the thin monkey kicked the big black man who was twice his size out and hit the wall hard.
The loud bang that hit the wall made me feel shocked, this impact was no less than being pushed by an overloaded pickup truck at a speed of eighty per hour, Xiong Shanjun is not really much worse than Sun Wukong, but now he has been tricked and suffered a big loss.
Xiong Shanjun lay on the ground and tried to get up, but his abdomen had just been plotted, and his chest was hit again, and he couldn't get up staggeringly, so he could only barely raise his head half-squatting and half-kneeling, Xiong Shanjun was bleeding from the corner of his mouth, and his eyes were full of anger and unwillingness.
Alas, it seems that this is the end of the ordeal.
Because the time is too long, I almost forgot this episode in Journey to the West, I know that the black bear spirit in the TV series was skillfully subdued by Sun Wukong after the transformation of Guanyin Bodhisattva, but now we don't need to use any magic weapon to subdue Xiong Shanjun, obviously it was solved by force, could it be that because I got together three hoops, I changed the direction of the story? Because the Bodhisattva has no hoop in his hand, Xiong Shanjun has no chance to wear a hoop? Does this mean that my hoop can be saved?
Sun Wukong ran to the inner hall in the triple gate and called, "Master, where is Master, come out! I have invited the Bodhisattva!"
Get out of your sister! I'm tied up like a dumpling now, how can I get out!
The mouth was blocked, and I couldn't make a sound, as long as I used my body to hit the wooden door of the room, fortunately, Sun Wukong's ears were good, and he heard the movement I made in the small room outside, turned back and opened the door and rescued me.
Because I made two mistakes myself before, I trapped myself in the box, and I don't know what the result of Sun Wukong and the black bear spirit was outside, and I don't know why Sun Wukong thought of asking Guanyin Bodhisattva to come over to help.
But fortunately, it is also because of the arrival of Guanyin Bodhisattva that my little life can be saved, and it seems that the Buddha does not need to arrange the reincarnation of the golden cicada in the next life this time.
I was untied, and I knelt in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva and kowtowed in thanks.
Sun Wukong asked with concern, "Has Master ever been injured?"
I stood up and shook my head and said, "It's okay, I've never been hurt as a teacher." ”
Sun Wukong looked at Xiong Shanjun who was kneeling on the ground, and said angrily: "This black guy dares to tie up the master and ask me to beat him to death with a stick!"
As he spoke, Sun Wukong conjured up the bowl of thick iron pillars from his ears.
"Wait!"
This time, I opened my mouth at the same time as Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Sun Wukong took the stick and asked, "Bodhisattva, Master, what's the use of keeping this splashing demon?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "I will leave him useful for himself." ”
Just now, when Sun Wukong made a black hand in Xiong Shanjun's stomach, it was Guanyin Bodhisattva who opened his mouth to let Sun Wukong come out, and now he stopped Sun Wukong from killing him, it seems that Guanyin Bodhisattva still doesn't want Xiong Shanjun to suffer too much sin, this Xiong Shanjun's blessing is not shallow, it seems that he is destined to go to Luojia Mountain to be a mountain god.
I also advised: "Wukong, don't be reckless, Xiong Shanjun treats me politely, and it is a misunderstanding to be trapped as a teacher." ”
Sun Wuqi said angrily: "Master is so confused, he is all tied up, where is he polite." ”
You stupid monkey, I'm talking about the scene, you can't see that Guanyin Bodhisattva is deliberately protecting the Bear Mountain King, how dare I not give the Bodhisattva face.
I pretended to be displeased and said: "Presumptuous, you don't have to talk more, Xiong Shanjun has no intention of harming me, and the brocade robe was not intentionally stolen, since the teacher is already fine, Xiong Shanjun was also injured by you, the previous matter should be over, we should set off as soon as possible and continue to travel west." ”
Hearing my words, Xiong Shanjun, who was kneeling quietly on the ground at this time, looked up at me, and there seemed to be a trace of gratitude in his eyes.
I tidied up my clothes and saluted Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Bodhisattva, the disciple has been delayed here for a long time, and he is anxious, hoping to reach Lingshan as soon as possible to obtain the true scriptures. ”
If you can go, hurry up, in case Guanyin Bodhisattva asks me for a hoop to set the bear in trouble.
Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded, "Tang Sanzang has this determination, and he will definitely be able to obtain the true scriptures as soon as possible." ”
Sun Wukong said: "Master, our robe hasn't been recovered yet!"
What's the use of that trouble-stirring thing, if you don't mention it, I'll forget it.
I pointed to it casually and said, "The robe is in the box in the inner room, you can quickly get it and we will go back." ”
Sun Wukong retrieved the robe, and also ripped off the light gauze curtain on Xiong Shanjun's bed as a wrapper to wrap the robe.
Sun Wukong asked: "Bodhisattva, such a monster, if you don't kill him, where is it for him to stay?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva said slowly: "After my Luojia Mountain, there is no one to take care of him, and I want to take him to be a mountain god." ”
Sure enough, Xiong Shanjun still got his wish and became the mountain guardian god of his dreams, I said Xiong Shanjun, congratulations! If you are developed in the future, don't forget my old friend!
This Xiong Shanjun also accepted it, and the Bodhisattva also opened his mouth to let him be the god of guarding the mountain, although he was tied up once without danger, but fortunately, my gold three hoops were not damaged.
Sun Wukong listened to the Bodhisattva's words and sneered: "The great god of guarding the mountain? Hmph, this black guy is cultivating the furnace alchemy of the Taoist priests, and all the monks in the courtyard of the Bodhisattva's Liuyun are also infected with greed and evil with him. ”
I'll go! I'll go, I'll go, I'll go! Your uncle's! I'm glad I didn't lose the magic weapon this time, why are you monkey mouths so fast! Woe comes out of your mouth! You may have cheated me and Xiong Shanjun with one mouth!
Originally, the dust had settled, but it was so good that he couldn't die, and Sun Wukong suddenly popped out these words. Sun Wukong only cares about what he says, but these casual words may have ruined Xiong Shanjun's future, alas, this disease may not always come from the mouth, but this disaster really comes out of the mouth!
Sure enough, as soon as Sun Wukong said this, Xiong Shanjun immediately became angry.
"Sun Xingzhi, Xiong Zhen and you don't know each other, let alone have any friendship, why do you want to slander me so much!"
Although Xiong Shanjun was not lightly injured at this time, but with the anger in his heart, Xiong Shanjun stood up suddenly, and with a toe pick, the black gun that fell on the ground flew back into Xiong Shanjun's hand.
Saying that, Xiong Shanjun roared angrily, and changed into the appearance of a giant bear again, and I don't know if Xiong Shanjun's attack power will be increased if he becomes like this.
It was still the black iron spear of about two meters, and the weapon that was not short was originally a little delicate compared to the three-meter-high Xiong Shan Jun at this time.
Xiong Shanjun roared angrily and rushed towards Sun Wukong, Guanyin Bodhisattva frowned and said, "Tang Sanzang, I want to borrow something from you to use." ”
It's over, I'll just say it, the disaster comes out of your mouth! You just said a few words to force Xiong Shanjun back to his original form, now it's okay, the Bodhisattva wants to borrow something! Needless to say, Guanyin Bodhisattva must be borrowing that hoop!
Borrow, it's nice to say, that thing can't be taken down when it takes root and is used, and you can't get it back when you borrow it!
Can I say that I can't give them because I don't have them with me? After all, I don't take those three hats with me anytime and anywhere, and now those three hoops are all in the Guanyin Monastery, and I don't know if those greedy bald donkeys have taken good care of me.
But in case Guanyin Bodhisattva asks me to go back and get it, or let Sun Wukong fly back to get it, after all, there are only more than 20 miles from the Batu Cave to the Guanyin Monastery, and it will only take three or two minutes at most for people to fly back and forth, what should I do!