Chapter 32: At the Helm
"Brother Zheng! You're here too! I said hello to Zheng Xiaoxian'er.
"Seeing that you ignored me for a long time, I thought you didn't recognize me." Zheng Xiaoxian'er smiled, and then said hello to the blind boss.
Before I could react, I felt a gentle pat on the back of my head.
Turning my face, I saw that Shen Shi'an had already walked up to me, with a gentle smile on his face.
"You kid can't hold a grudge, right? Don't say hello when you see me? Shen Shi'an still looked so gentle and elegant, and the smile on his face made people feel extremely kind: "Have you had a good rest during this time?" Has the scattered yang yang come back? ”
"It's all right." I scratched my head and said with a smile: "Brother Shen, I really have to thank you this time." ”
"You're welcome." Shen Shi'an waved his hand.
Sitting next to Fang Shiliang was an old man in his sixties and seventies, with a domineering look between his eyebrows, his eyes were very sharp, and he always gave people a condescending feeling.
"Little blind man, little fat man, you two are late enough." The old man opened his mouth, and his voice was a little hoarse, like an old smoke from a cigarette.
"Master Sun, it's not like we came late on purpose, it's mainly because of the traffic jam on the road, it's too bad." The blind boss explained.
"yes." The fat uncle accosted him, and said to the old man with a smile: "Old Sun, we haven't seen each other for a while." ”
"Hey, that's right, it's been half a year, right?" The old man scratched his head: "I don't remember exactly. ”
Judging from his surname, coupled with the blind boss's attitude towards him, this old man is 100% the helmsman of the Lubanmen in the lower ninth rank, Sun Lao Cripple.
Lubanmen can be regarded as an extremely rare genre in our industry.
The blind boss also told me that there are only three Mr. Lu Ban who are really capable in our country, and this old lame Sun is the leader of the three.
As we all know, there is a "Ecstasy Array" on the mountain where Fang Shiliang lives, ordinary people can't go up, and the gentlemen in the line can't go up, unless they reach the realm of blind bosses, otherwise, if they enter the mountain, they will end up with a sunspot getting lost.
This kind of battle that can be called a miraculous situation can also be made by the old man Sun of Lubanmen.
Sure enough, it's better to meet than to be famous, look at the mastery of Sun Lao Cripple, the domineering between the eyebrows, it is indeed not something that ordinary gentlemen can have.
Sitting next to Old Cripple Sun was a smiling man with glasses, that is, about thirty years old.
This person doesn't give me the feeling of obscenity, nor is it annoying, but I just think that this person is a special philistine, really, it is the kind of philistine who wants to give him a mouth when he sees him, and he looks shrewd.
"Blind man, fat man, I want to kill you!" The man with glasses smiled, his eyes kept flashing: "You two don't know how to go to Hong Kong to play with me, hey, I'm sad to talk about it." ”
This man with glasses has a mouthful of Beijing films, and he has a special charm when he speaks, and he looks more philistine and more philistine.
"Shopkeeper Kong, you're kind to what you said." The blind boss arched his hand at the man with glasses, and said with a smile: "There will be a chance to go to Hong Kong to eat your food in the future, don't worry." ”
"Okay, then I'll wait for you." The man with glasses shook his head and said: "Although I have moved to Hong Kong, I have not lost this skill, so I will invite you two to eat authentic mutton shabu once!" ”
Hole shopkeeper?
Fuck me.
Could it be that this is the one who is at the helm of the peep sky?! This grandson doesn't look like it!
If you say that he is a Beijing master, I believe this, but if you want to say that he is at the helm
I know a rough idea of the content of this gate, which is nothing more than four small doors and two big gates.
The four small doors are: pushing life, looking at the face, measuring the word, and touching the bones.
The two gates are: the green worm breaks the good and the bad, and the rise and fall of the stargazing. (Note: Frogs are copper coins.) )
Fortune-telling with eight characters belongs to pushing fate, looking at the face and the eye and palmistry, all belong to the look, the word measurement is much simpler, from the literal meaning everyone can understand, not to explain much, touch the bones of this will not be explained, because I don't understand very well.
When the blind boss introduced me to touch the bones, he didn't say it carefully, but only sighed with emotion.
Once upon a time, he also wanted to be a fortune teller who specialized in touching bones.
A fortune teller who has learned the four small gates can be regarded as a teacher, or even a master, but if you want to integrate the things of the peeping into the sky and reach the point of reaching the peak, you must be proficient in the remaining two gates.
The green worm breaks the good fortune and evil, which refers to the use of copper coins to communicate the heaven and the earth, in order to achieve the purpose of peeping into the heavens, such as the six lines used by many fortune tellers can also be counted in it, but that is just an entry thing.
According to Uncle Fat, this shopkeeper can basically rely on three copper coins to calculate everything he wants to know.
This is really not an exaggeration, that's what Uncle Fat said, but unfortunately, this kind of ability is not something that can be used for free.
It's nothing to use copper coins to calculate ordinary trivial things, but if you dare to use them to calculate big things, then wait for your life.
How much should be discounted, cash on the spot, and there is no arrears at all.
As for the rise and fall of stargazing, this doorway is relatively deep, and even the fat uncle can't understand it.
"Probably relying on the means of observing celestial phenomena to measure good fortune and bad luck." The blind boss can only give me a vague explanation: "This kind of spell is generally used to measure major events, such as those court warlocks in ancient times, many of them are dedicated to helping the emperor to watch the stars, with this means, you can calculate the rise and fall of a country, and you can also see the changes in the emperor's lifespan."
If it weren't for the reality, I really don't want to believe that the shopkeeper Kong with a mercenary face turned out to be the most capable and ruthless person in the peeping sky!
Old Cripple Sun, Shopkeeper Kong, these two people are the first time I have met.
Zheng Xiaoxian'er and Shen Shi'an, the living king of Yama, and the ghost gentleman Fang Shiliang, they are not the first time they have met me, so they are relatively familiar.
The only person who didn't say hello to us, buried his headphones on his head, and played with his mobile phone, I guess he was Wu Qiusheng, the helmsman of Zhu Youmen.
I have to say, I was a little surprised when I saw him, when did the helmsman in the Three Sects and Nine Streams be so young? This grandson looks about my age!
"! Just know how to play! Fang Shiliang didn't seem to be able to see it, put on his slippers, walked behind the young man in a few steps, and slapped him on the neck.
The young man screamed out, then pulled out the headphones, raised his head and looked, the anger on his face that was slapped by Fang Shiliang disappeared in an instant.
"Brother Yi! Fat uncle! The young man laughed and stood up, ran outside, and gave the fat uncle and the blind boss a hug.
Ordinary gentlemen, either call the blind boss by his name (or blind boss), or call him Mr. Blind, Mr. Yi, like Fang Shiliang, seniors like them, call him a little blind man.
Few gentlemen will call him Brother Yi, unless he is very familiar with people, I still know this.
Judging from the current situation, this Wu Qiusheng seems to be very familiar with the blind boss!
"You kid, you've been crazy in Tianjin Wei lately, haven't you?" The blind boss patted him on the shoulder funny and nodded: "You are much more chic than us now." ”
"Hehe, it's not that I'm lazy" Wu Qiusheng scratched his head and smiled awkwardly.
Wu Qiusheng is very easy to make an impression, almost once you have seen him, you will not forget the appearance of this grandson.
It's not that his appearance is special, but his temperament should be harmless to humans and animals if he has to describe it in words, right? Or something else, I can't tell.
Damn, all in all, you look at him and think this grandson is a fool, the kind that is very easy to deceive.
"Brother Yi, this is Brother Yuan, right?" Wu Qiusheng asked, and then looked at me, constantly looking up and down, his eyes full of curiosity.
Without waiting for the blind boss to speak, I took the initiative to reach out and shake his hand.
"Dude, it's a pleasure." I laughed.
"I'm glad I will." Wu Qiusheng seems to talk a lot, and he has a kind of ability to get acquainted with people, and pointed to himself: "The two of us should be about the same age, but you look older than me, you can just call me Xiao Wu, I'll call you brother, okay?" ”
When I heard this, the muscles in my face twitched.
"What, Brother Xiao Wu, are you praising me? Or is it to my detriment? I asked.
"Praise you." Wu Qiusheng looked at me blankly and scratched his head: "Isn't it a boast to say that you look mature?" ”
Situ is now seated, and seeing that I am chatting with Wu Qiusheng endlessly, he sighed and urged us.
"Xiao Yuan, Xiao Wu, sit down first, and when we finish talking about serious things, the two of you will talk slowly."