Chapter 33: The Toilet
In fact, at that time, my curiosity was close to exploding.
The government would secretly invite all the people from all walks of life, what is this for?!! There must be some big moves, right?!
I was still thinking about it, and I was about to walk towards the empty chair when I heard a bang, and Fang Shiliang kicked over the chair I was sitting on without warning.
"Hey, let's sit, this kid sits too, Situ, do you look down on us?" Fang Shiliang said, then coughed twice, and spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm to the ground next to him, his face full of impatience: "Aren't all those who can sit here at the helm?" You let an offspring sit on this chair, and you scolded me? ”
Hearing this, Situ was also a little puzzled, as if he didn't expect Fang Shiliang to suddenly blow up the temple.
He looked at Fang Shiliang and then at me.
"Mr. Ghost, do you think Xiao Yuan is not qualified to sit on this chair?" Situ asked with a frown.
"." Fang Shiliang looked at me with disdain while picking at his feet, and scolded and said, "Mao has not grown and still dares to sit on this son, is he qualified?" ”
Shopkeeper Kong seems to be a natural poor mouthful, as soon as he heard Fang Shiliang say this, this grandson didn't think about it, and asked directly.
"Master Fang, how do you know that his hair hasn't grown, you've seen it?"
After asking this sentence, the shopkeeper Kong made an extremely strange action, just like sitting on a slide, stabbed and slid down the chair, and then squatted on the ground.
At this moment, only to hear a snap, the teacup that Fang Shiliang had just smashed out of his hand happened to let the shopkeeper Kong dodge and fell into the corner on the side.
I saw it clearly at the time, and when Fang Shiliang didn't make any moves, Shopkeeper Kong seemed to know that he was going to hit himself with a teacup, and then made a move to dodge down
"Damn, you're going to be clever!" Fang Shiliang was so angry that he scolded the street: "Don't hide!" ”
"I'm not stupid." The shopkeeper said with a smile: "Old ghost, don't mess around, I can see now that you old guy wants to beat me." ”
"Don't interject when I speak, or Lao Tzu will beat you." Fang Shiliang glared at Shopkeeper Kong, the threat was very strong, but Shopkeeper Kong didn't seem to be afraid, and he didn't even seem to be angry.
"Brother Fang, it's not necessary to target Xiao Yuan like this." Zheng Xiaoxian'er said with a frown.
"You don't care, just sit by yourself." Fang Shiliang scolded.
I don't know if Zheng Xiaoxian'er's temper is good or not, but judging from his expression at the time, it seems that he is a little angry.
"Don't make a fuss."
Old Sun suddenly coughed twice, and a complicated look flashed in his cloudy old eyes.
"The lord here is Situ, we are all guests, it's not appropriate for you to pick up the guests of the master's house, right?"
Fang Shiliang saw that it was an old man who spoke, and he seemed to have no interest in refuting, glanced at me, and stopped talking.
"Old ghost, are you very dissatisfied with Xiao Yuan?" The blind boss suddenly asked.
"It's okay." Fang Shiliang took out a box of cigarettes by himself, lit it for himself, and smoked slowly: "I just think that he shouldn't sit in this position, it's not yet time for him to take the position." ”
"You should know how many grievances we have in our country." The blind boss smiled: "Among these gentlemen, Xiao Yuan doesn't dare to say that he is the top-notch one, but how can he be counted in the top three, isn't it?" ”
Hearing this, Fang Shiliang fell silent, took two puffs of cigarette, and nodded.
"That's right."
"Then what else do you have to complain about?" The blind boss was a little puzzled.
"I know his grandfather, so I know how powerful this thing is, but look at this kid." Fang Shiliang put his eyes on me, and the swear words couldn't stop jumping out: "It looks like a pyramid scheme, I haven't learned much about my skills, but this style is quite sufficient." ”
I'll just say, Lao Tzu's suit came out, and he was going to be ridiculed.
Look, Fang Shiliang was the first to speak.
"How do you know he's not good enough?" The blind boss asked with a smile.
"How long has he been in this business?" Fang Shiliang looked at me impatiently: "A gentleman who has only been practicing for less than a year, and he dares to sit in this position?" ”
"Senior Fang, how upset you are with me." I couldn't help but open my mouth, and looked at the old grandson with a face full of grievances: "I haven't provoked you, why is your hatred for me so high?" ”
"The old ghost hates iron but not steel." Shen Shi'an laughed at this time, as if everything that happened now was expected by him, and his face was full of calm: "He used to deal with your grandfather, so he admires your grandfather very much."
"My grandfather?" I was stunned: "Not my master?" ”
"Well, it's not Old Man Zuo, it's your own grandfather, Yuan Shaoweng." Shen Shi'an smiled: "The old ghost used to let your grandfather save him once, and that was how many years ago, so your progress is too slow now, and he will"
"! The surname Shen is not looking for a fight?! Fang Shiliang was like a cat with its tail stepped on, and he exploded in an instant, glaring at Shen Shi'an viciously: "The past has passed, why are you still mentioning this?!" ”
"Are you done with it?" Situ sighed and looked at us: "Can you get down to business?" ”
Shen Shi'an smiled and didn't speak.
Fang Shiliang frowned and took two puffs of cigarettes, jumped off the chair, walked over and helped up the chair that he had kicked over just now, glanced at me, didn't say anything, and went back to sit down.
"Ouch, let the ghost master help you in a chair, Brother Yuan, you have a big face." Shopkeeper Kong said with a smile.
In the process of Fang Shiliang's trouble, the fat uncle didn't speak, squinted his eyes and didn't know what he was thinking, and kept glancing at me and Fang Shiliang.
At this time, he suddenly nodded at me and motioned for me to come and sit.
I didn't ink anymore, I simply walked over and sat down, not even looking at Fang Shiliang's grandson.
Damn, when I have the ability in the future, I will have to hang this grandson 3,600 times!
You're justified if you're, sooner or later you'll suffer!
Of course, at that time, I only dared to secretly think about these words in my heart, not to mention muttering in front of Fang Shiliang, even muttering behind my back, my heart was empty.
Fang Shiliang's grandson doesn't make any sense, he likes to talk about fists, I can see this.
If your fist is hard enough, then you can talk to him about the right and wrong, and if your fist is not hard enough, you dare to talk to him? This grandson has to break your front teeth.
"Actually, what I'm going to talk to you about this time, everyone should know what it is." Seeing that the courtyard was quiet, Situ couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and began to hurry up and talk to us about the topic: "I just want to ask you, who will take the job this time?" ”
"What the hell is going on" I looked at Situ suspiciously, and I didn't squeak, muttering in my heart: "How do you feel that everyone here knows what's going on, damn Brother Yi doesn't know how to tell me in advance about selling hair."
Just as I was muttering to myself, I suddenly realized that something was wrong with the atmosphere.
None of the people present spoke, they were all pretending to be stupid.
Old Sun yawned and rubbed his eyes, as if his ears were not good, and he didn't hear Situ's words.
The shopkeeper Kong looked at Situ with a smile and didn't speak, holding a string of Buddhist beads in his hand and playing with it.
Wu Qiusheng continued to lower his head and play with his mobile phone, without meaning to say anything.
Zheng Xiaoxian'er looked at Situ, turned her head to the side, and didn't make a sound.
Shen Shi'an and Fang Shiliang glanced at each other, and they both showed a mysterious smile.
The fat uncle and the blind boss are relatively normal, each supporting his chin with his hand, and looking at Situ with a serious expression, but he just doesn't match.
It's so weird, it's absolutely deceitful.
But it was at this critical juncture that I realized that something was wrong with my body, an emergency.
"That"
I couldn't help but raise my hand, just like when I was in elementary school, I was nervous about speaking in class.
"Huh?" Situ's eyes lit up and he looked at me expectantly.
I pretended not to see the look of anticipation in Situ's eyes, and smiled awkwardly.
"Then Brother Situ, where is the toilet?"