Chapter 28, Golden Phoenix

I looked at him and asked anxiously, "Where is the red rope you are looking for?" "The weird-faced old ghost reached out! I saw that in the palm of his hand, holding a few pieces of red cloth, I looked at him and asked, "This is the red rope you are talking about?" The strange-faced old ghost nodded, and then handed over the strips of cloth, and when I took it in my hand, it was so rotten that it turned into ashes when I pulled it lightly.

I shook my head at the strange-faced old ghost and said, "With your ability to do things, I already know that I can't be trusted. "It seems that I can only pin my eyes on Brother Yang and the big head! So in the backpack, I found a gas mask to put on, and walked cautiously towards them, at this time, the ghost in armor saw me, pointed to the white-haired old man, and muttered for a long time I don't know what to say? He walked over to me.

I wonder if this old guy has said the wrong thing! The ghost general is coming to me for revenge? With doubts in my heart, I held the Xingyue Knife vigorously and waited for his arrival, and when the ghost approached me almost a meter, it suddenly stopped! After saluting, he said: "Thank you for your kindness of reconstruction, if there is an opportunity, the young general will do his best to repay." After listening to him, my heart that had been hanging for a long time could finally be put down, I couldn't imagine that this white-haired old man's nonsense really worked, so deceiving?

I looked at him, and followed his example and said politely: "The general is polite!" Don't be polite, but I don't know something, and I ask the general to tell me, I don't know ...... general."

The ghost snatched the words and said, "If you have something to say, if the young general knows, he will not hide it." I nodded and asked, "Why have you been dead for thousands of years, and this soul does not want to be reincarnated as a human being, but prefers to stay in this tomb?" Suffering from a thousand years of cold? ”

The ghost general sighed and said, "My emperor can't bear his treasures, so he won't leave, how dare I go to reincarnate as a human as soon as possible?" I looked at him with a distressed look on his face and said, "All right! It is rare for a general to be loyal, but he has to give up what should be abandoned, and I hope the general will think twice. After saying that, I was about to walk towards Datou and Brother Yang, but the ghost general grabbed me and said, "Thank you for your kindness and tidying up these stumps for us." I shook my head, shook off his hand, and walked in with Brother Yang.

I thought to myself, these stupid birds, they are so stupid and cute, it was obviously us who blew up his statue, so that the explosives destroyed those corpses together, and now they are still saying good things! If you know we're here to steal the treasure, then what's the point?

Thinking about it, I couldn't help but look at those ghosts curiously, only to see that they made all kinds of terrible strange sounds, under this dim everlasting lamp, their faces were pale, and their eyes were floating with blood and tears, which made people shudder.

Brother Yang and Datou saw that I was coming, so they stood up and asked, "Zijie, why are you here?" I looked around and said, "The red rope that the old bastard found is not good, it is so rotten that it can't be used!" Let's see if any of you have a red cloth in their bag, get me some out. ”

When they heard what I had to say, they immediately took off their gloves, put down their backpacks, and found them! But after looking for a long time, I didn't find the red rope, and at this time, the big vest was revealed, "Red? When I saw it, I was pleasantly surprised and asked, "Hey, big head, are you born this year?" ”

The big head stood up suddenly, then nodded and asked, "How do you know?" I don't think I told you about it! I pointed to his red vest, and he immediately trimmed the corners of his shirt and said, "Oh! How do you think you know? It turned out that this dress betrayed me, and if you want to talk about this dress, it's not small! ”

I nodded and asked curiously, "What?" You were sent by Taishang Laojun? Or was it given by the Queen Mother? Or steal which big girl's ......" The big head made a pause gesture, and then said with a spring breeze on his face: "Oops! This was given to me by Lili next door, let's talk about it! When I have money, she will marry me. ”

I smiled and sighed to Brother Yang: "Hey, look at it, it's happiness for people to have girlfriends, look back at the two of us, it's a lifetime of singles, but I really don't believe it, this is given by his girlfriend, do you believe it?" ”

Brother Yang nodded, and the big head on the side was naturally strong and said, "It was really sent by her, how can you believe it?" I looked at the red garment and said, "Unless, unless you take it off!" I'll take a look and I'll believe you! Now he hesitated for a long time, and then said curiously: "What's so beautiful?" Besides, there's no name on it? How can you tell? ”

I think he's about to take the bait! So he decomposed and said, "Do you know? The clothes that girls buy are very special, don't believe you take them off! I'll show you, and you'll know later! When the big head heard this, he became energetic, and said while unbuttoning his coat: "Take it off, who is afraid of whom!" "After that, the clothes are almost finished!

But at this moment, a woman's scream suddenly came from the whole burial chamber, and with it, all the ghosts gathered around us, thinking that this is too fucking anxious, right? Why don't you just rest for a while! As for it?

When the white-haired old man saw this, he immediately ran over, squeaked and said to those ghosts for a long time, and then turned to the big head and said, "Put on your clothes quickly, I said what are you taking off at this time?" Don't you see a woman here? The big head immediately shook his head, and then answered, and quickly put on his coat!

I took the red vest he handed me, and immediately felt the smell of sweat, which came through the gas mask, and complained, "How long the fuck have you not taken a shower?" You won't buy this dress and never wash it, will you? Fuck you, this smell doesn't even work with gas masks! You can imagine how good your beautiful eye is! ”

The big head said with a smile: "Freshly washed, freshly washed, isn't that sweating all the way!" That's why it's the result. ”

And at this time, those ghosts have been standing next to us, staring at us with strange eyes! I looked at the white-haired old man and said, "Haven't they seen anyone?" Look at what, tell him to dodge, otherwise don't blame me for being rude to the Star Moon Knife. But when I looked back at the eyes of those ghosts, I found that something was wrong, their eyes were full of hatred, as if they were going to eat us, and they suddenly began to get nervous!

I waved my hand to Brother Yang and Big Tou, signaling to get out of here first! But look around, there are hostile ghosts, I saw their eyes, with murder and anger, I couldn't help but take out the Xingyue knife, also called Datou and Brother Yang, the bullet was loaded, and fought out, but this time it was really more auspicious! It's just a breath in the face.

When the white-haired old man saw us, he was anxious, and hurriedly ran over and said, "You bear with me first, let me talk about it." I looked at the white-haired old man and said, "Let's talk about a bird!" I don't think I need to explain it to them! Don't eat the soft ones, just come to the hard ones, I've had enough anyway! ”

At this time, the ghost general walked over, and when those ghosts saw him, they stood aside and lowered their heads one by one, and the white-haired old man also hurriedly stepped forward, not knowing what to say? The ghost general smiled, then walked over to us again, bent down and saluted, "I'm sorry, some distinguished guests, I think they misunderstood you!" In our place, men are not allowed to undress in public, so we hope that a few of you will forgive me. Then he saluted again.

I looked at him! Then he said coldly: "Since you don't need our help, then you tell them to do it themselves, and we won't do it!" I can't do it anymore. After saying that, he took this opportunity to retreat, and then the ghost general raised his head and yelled at the ghosts of the men and women around him, only to see them leave one by one like mice seeing cats!

The white-haired old man and the ghost general caught up with each other and said, "Don't be angry, let's have something to say, something to say." "I looked at him! Then he said: "It's okay to discuss, we were originally here to catch demons for you!" On the contrary, you have a hatred against us, and if we give us some money now, we can still consider it and wish for your real life, otherwise there will be no talk about it. ”

The ghost general immediately said, "Okay, you guys wait a while, I'll go get the money." I waved my hand at him, signaling that if I wanted to get out, I should get out early, and after the ghost general left, the big head and Brother Yang hurriedly surrounded him and asked, "Do you really think he has money?" I looked at the babes all over the floor and nodded.

Brother Yang suddenly understood, and then said: "You kid really has a set, do you want to take these treasures openly?" I nodded, and then I remembered that the red vest with the big head was raising the Xingyue knife to cut it, but as soon as I took it out, I was afraid that it would stain my baby, so I pulled it with both hands, and it was halved in half.

When the big head heard the sound, he immediately reacted, and his face immediately sank and asked, "What are you doing?" That's what Lili gave me, how do you tell me to explain to her this time? I looked at the big head, smiled at him and said, "Don't make any noise, is your Lili as valuable as my golden phoenix?" As for the explanation, if you don't mind, I'll help you explain it. ”

It seemed that this kid was angry, twisted his face and sat to the side, and I called the white-haired old man and the strange-faced old ghost to help me get the red rope. Then he turned around and said to Brother Yang: "Later, you just need to find a way to stabilize them, I will catch the golden phoenix, and we can go back!" Brother Yang nodded, and then sat down quietly!

And at this time, the ghost general was carrying two large boxes of things with a few ghosts, it seemed that this bastard was really willing to do it, and he was not happy in his heart, but when they carried the thing in front of them, they immediately had a feeling of wanting to fight, and they saw that the rattan basket was full of dark coins.

I immediately asked, "General, are you joking with me?" But you're really making a big joke! ”

The ghost general looked at me, and then said helplessly, "I don't! I'm very sincere, I'm afraid that you guys are too little, I'll give you an extra basket, if you don't feel enough, I'll tell them to go back and get some more? ”

I was speechless, how could I ask him for money? Fuck it's big this time. Looking at these dark coins, they are floating faintly with the wind. I thought about it for a moment, and then said, "We don't want any money!" If you want to change things, but you want the best, you can keep the money for your own use! The ghost general beckoned, and after a while a large group of ghosts gathered around, only to see that they had underestimated for a long time, and then dispersed.

The ghost general turned to me and smiled, then said with a sly expression, "You said it earlier! Want something they have, don't know what you like? I looked around at the burial treasures and said, "It would be better if I could get some of this!" ”

At this time, the ghost general shook his head in embarrassment, and then said, "This is not good, if you touch the things in the treasury, it will be beheaded." "I looked at the old emperor's crystal coffin, and poured him ** soup again." Your old emperor, you should have gone to the underworld to report at this time! Don't be stupid! Look at his coffin, it has already been overturned by that monster! ”

After listening to me, the ghost general's face suddenly sank and said, "Youkai? What youkai? I pointed to the white jade lotus platform, and then said, "Go see it yourself!" But be careful, otherwise it will hurt you, and then it will be miserable, your old emperor was injured by it, so he went to the underworld. The ghost general stood up in disbelief, straightened his sleeves, and drew his sword.

At this time, the white-haired old man looked at me, and couldn't help but give me a thumbs up and said, "Gao, but what is your intention?" "I looked at him! Then he smiled and said: "This is called throwing stones to ask for directions, we haven't seen the golden phoenix move, so we will use him as cannon fodder first." After hearing this, the white-haired old man set his eyes on the strange-faced old ghost, and the strange-faced old ghost shook his head and said, "What do you think I am doing?" I didn't get it anyway. ”

At this time, the ghost general had arrived at the lotus platform, only to see him holding a sword and looking inside, at this time a golden light rushed out from the lotus platform, and then flew around him a few times, and then stopped on the crystal coffin next to him, the ghost general who had been on the battlefield for a long time, it seemed that he was not a vegetarian, and when he saw that he was angry, he raised his sword and slashed it like the golden phoenix. As soon as I saw that he was about to cut my treasure, I was about to tell him to stop, but before I could say anything, I heard a "poof", and the ghost general's sword was broken into two pieces, and at this time his mouth kept shouting: "Youkai, youkai." ”

And his subordinates pounced one by one, but the golden phoenix was threatened at this time, so it began to attack the souls that approached it, and the white-haired old man was about to speak, but I blocked it back. Then he asked, "Are you trying to call a stop?" ”

The white-haired old man looked at me, then nodded and said, "If their souls are scattered, they will never be reincarnated as humans!" I looked at him and asked, "When did you become a philanthropist?" Do you think they want to be reincarnated? Don't waste your little ghostly energy! What's more, they enjoyed glory and wealth during their lifetime, and after they died, they were reluctant to bear these broken copper and iron, and they still guarded them all day long, so they should be taught a lesson. The white-haired old man spoke again, "But ......."

As soon as I said it, I blocked it back and asked, "But what?" Do you still want to be buried in the ground? Their souls are not gone, can we get out so easily? The white-faced old man lowered his head.

At this time, those souls were being beaten by the wings of the golden phoenix and wept all over the tomb, the yin wind was gusting, the cold was pressing, and the ghost general was standing next to him at this time, staring at the golden phoenix motionlessly.

I saw that the time was almost up, so I called the white-haired old man to call him over, and asked, "Where is your emperor?" Why don't you come out and give orders? It's all said! He has already gone to the underworld, and if you give up these broken copper and iron, I will catch that monster for you, and then take it home and cook it to eat! ”

The ghost general had just suffered a lot of losses, so he shouted, "As long as you can help me catch that monster, I will give you whatever you want!" Even if it's a capital offense, I'll admit it! Then he saluted me. I looked at him and said, "Don't die, you've been dead for thousands of years!" ”