Chapter 27: Talking to Ghosts
But don't let that blood baby come out! It's lucky to catch him this time, and if we release him, then we'll be even more dangerous. I asked loudly at Brother Yang, "How many explosives do we have?" If it doesn't work, come out and blow up that stone monster! Otherwise, when will it be finished with so many corpse teams? Brother Yang paused for a moment and immediately replied: "Then you be careful, don't let them get close to the big head, I'll prepare first!" I responded, continued to wave the sword in my hand, and asked the white-haired old man and the fast-faced old ghost to help lift the big head to the jade screen and the tomb separation, the white-haired old man nodded, and then he and the strange-faced old ghost raised their big heads and walked towards the tomb entrance of the jade screen.
At this time, Brother Yang shouted: "Okay! Flash now! I nodded at him, then pointed to the blood baby's bell and told him to bring it with me, and solve it all at once! Brother Yang nodded, holding the explosives in his right hand and the chime in his left hand, walked back in a big circle, and finally put the explosives on the back of the stone monster, and then nodded at me. I looked back at Brother Yang, then killed the nearest few dried corpses, reached out to catch the Xingyue Knife, and ran towards the cemetery, as soon as I arrived at the cemetery, Brother Yang caught up! Said triumphantly: "What protector general?" To hell with it! ”
I was a little uneasy, so I asked, "How much explosives did you put in?" Brother Yang squeaked for a while before saying, "It's not much, I don't dare to use it all at once, I'm afraid that there will be an urgent time, so I only used a little." I nodded and said, "It's good if it's not much!" Don't blow up the whole tomb for me, then we really didn't get killed by the ghosts, but killed ourselves, and that golden phoenix, I like it when I look at it, but don't freak out about it. ”
The white-haired old man and the strange face are looking at us with Ichiwa curious eyes! As if I wanted to ask something, I asked, "If you two have something to say, don't look at me with a thief, it's uncomfortable." The white-haired old man looked around and said curiously, "What kind of magic weapon did you use?" Why don't we understand what you mean? ”
I looked at the two old guys, and then it occurred to me that of course they didn't know about the explosives! So he comforted: "It's okay if you don't understand, you'll know later!" ”
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a sudden loud noise, and at this time, I only felt a buzzing in my ears. With clouds of white smoke wafted out! At this time, the big head coughed a few times, then got up from the plank and said, "Run, there is an earthquake!" I heard it all in my dreams! After saying that, he turned around, then looked up at the top of the tomb again, and then asked, "What happened to me just now?" ”
Brother Yang and I saw that the big head woke up, so we whispered, "It's okay!" There is no earthquake, we are avenging you! The big head then remembered, touched it around and asked, "What about the blood baby?" I have to screw him to death with my own hands, otherwise I won't be at ease in this life! ”
I shook my head, then pointed to the white smoke floating out and said, "It should be inside, you can take revenge!" The big head turned his body, as if to regain some face, and said while looking at the white smoke: "Is this nothing?" I looked at Brother Yang and said, "Fortunately, this kid is fine, otherwise how will I explain when I go back?" ”
Brother Yang lowered his head silently, suddenly became restless, and after being silent for a while, he took out a cigarette, then handed it to me and the big head and said, "Don't think about good things!" Get out? How easy is it to say? That flashlight lasts for half an hour at most, how do you go after half an hour? And the python is waiting for us halfway! ”
At this time, the white-haired old man and the strange-faced old ghost also comforted us: "Don't think about it so much! You have to think about the good, you are the only ones who can make this treasure cave so vigorous! Think about it, since we started, there have been thousands of gold touchers, but some of them were swallowed by pythons before they even arrived at the old ghost! When some came outside, they were eaten by the dried corpses in the burial pits! You have been able to persist until now, not only by luck, but by the immortal energy in you. ”
I looked at the two old fellows and said, "Don't be comforted! Isn't it impossible to get out in the end? The big head, who had always been silent, suddenly shouted: "Ever-bright lantern? Yes, it's the everlasting lanterns, we can get all those everlasting lanterns down, take one for each person, and maybe we can go out. ”
As soon as the big head finished speaking, Brother Yang patted his thigh and shouted, "That's right! Why didn't you think of it? Big head, you kid is still very useful when it is critical. After saying that, I came to my senses, stood up and was about to go to the tomb, and I always felt uneasy in my heart: "This lighting has been solved!" What about the python? And how do you cross the bridge? ”
When Brother Yang heard this, he sat down again and said, "This doesn't work, that doesn't work, so do you have a better way?" "I looked at the white smoke outside the burial chamber, and there was very little white smoke left! He stood up and said, "Let's go!" Let's solve the matter in front of us first! Otherwise, no matter how much you want to, it will be in vain. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, suddenly there were bursts of cries from the tomb, there were adults, children, women, and some strange sounds that could not be heard. couldn't help but get busy, one by one black shadows flashed past us, and Brother Yang was anxious when he saw it! immediately stretched out his hand and pulled, and scolded in his mouth: "You fuck, why are you getting more and more, what is this?" ”
I panicked, too, if this is all this thing, I can't reach out and grab it, only see shadows, if they want to hurt us! So what to do?
The big head also grabbed it for a while, and then the strange-faced old ghost standing aside suddenly said, "Don't bother! How can they be caught, these are just souls, if they really want to harm you! That's just fate! ”
I looked at the ghosts coming and going, and shouted to Brother Yang and the big head: "Don't catch it, let's go and have a look first." After speaking, he took out the Xingyue Knife again, and slowly walked inside against the jade screen.
At this time, Brother Yang suddenly shouted: "Fuck, my foot seems to be pulled by something?" As soon as I heard this, I felt cold sweat coming out, if you can see it, it's good to say, you can't see anything, you really can't help it, so I looked back at Brother Yang, at this time, I saw him and the big head, looking at the same place, and the place they looked at was Brother Yang's feet, I felt that something was wrong, and I bent my head and looked up.
But because of this, I almost pumped it over, at Brother Yang's feet, there was a pair of bloody severed hands, and I was pulling his trouser legs hard, I didn't have time to think about it, I raised the Xingyue knife and slashed at the severed hand, but what was even more strange was that the severed hand was cut into several pieces, and it was still beating on the ground.
At this time, Brother Yang and Big Head were still in the same action, I screamed a few times, but neither of them answered me, I was afraid that they would turn their backs, so each of them flew over, and Brother Yang and Big Head, who were overly frightened, screamed a few times at this time, and then slowly relieved his breath and pointed to the ground and said: "Ghost, ghost, ghost......"
I gave them a few blank looks, and then they calmed down! I stomped on the severed hands with my foot and said, "What do you two bastards want me to say?" I've seen it all! I've seen it all! There are ghosts everywhere around here now, do you need to tell me? ”
At this time, the white-haired old man and the strange-faced old ghost turned around slightly and were about to leave, but fortunately I was stopped by my eyes! Then he asked, "Why are you two going?" The white-haired old man looked at himself and said, "We are ghosts, you are humans, and ghosts have taken different paths since ancient times, so let's go!" ”
Seeing that these two old bastards were about to lose their temper, they were angry and said, "Go, go, I'll break your bones in a while." At this time, the two ghost elders were stunned! They looked at each other and walked back.
And Brother Yang and Datou were wiping their sweat all over their faces at this time, staring at the ground with their eyes, I looked at it and shouted: "Let's go!" Then he came to his senses, followed me closely, leaned against the screen and began to walk slowly inside.
But the moment I saw the tomb clearly, I was completely stunned by everything in front of me, I only saw the white bones everywhere, the ghosts everywhere, all kept wiping tears, concentrating on what to find on the ground? I watched it for a while! I called the white-haired old man and said, "Come here and ask what they are doing." ”
The white-haired old man walked up to me, let out a few strange screams, and then turned back to me and said, "They are all looking for their own corpses, but now they are all mixed together, and they can't be recognized!" I think we'd better go! If these souls go crazy, it's not going to be easy to deal with. ”
I looked at Brother Yang and Big Tou, and asked in a low voice, "Do you have a way to distinguish the bones for them?" The big head and Brother Yang shook their heads and said, "Distinguish the bones? What do you want to do? I sighed and said, "Can you stop being so shivering?" Just tell me if I can or can't. ”
At this time, Brother Yang touched his head and said, "It's no problem, just make a personal shape anyway!" But you've got to tell us what you want to do. I looked at the two of them, and then said, "In this case, let's make a deal with them, you two will fight for their skeletons, and I will go to catch the golden phoenix. ”
Brother Yang and Datou nodded at the same time and said, "It's good, but how can we let them know that we are helping them?" And the golden phoenix, extremely ferocious, how can you catch it? ”
I looked at the white-haired old man and said, "You can find a way to communicate and tell them what I mean!" Let them not attack us, they will fight for their corpses, and I will go and catch the golden phoenix. ”
When the white-haired old man heard this, he shook his head vigorously and said, "I'm okay with communication, but I don't agree if you want to catch that golden phoenix, if you get hurt!" What should they do? After saying that, I sat down on the ground, and I looked at the ghosts, who were crying sadly looking for their bodies, and then I persuaded them, "All right! Didn't you say that? As long as there is a red rope, we can catch the phoenix that has become a spirit, as long as we can find the red rope, right? ”
At this time, the strange-faced old ghost suddenly said: "That's right! I remember they also brought red string with them. After saying that, I turned around and disappeared, and I said to the white-haired old man again: "Are you relieved this time?" You can say it with peace of mind! After the deed is completed, we will take your golden body out for a good burial, and then find you a feng shui treasure land, so that you can be reborn as soon as possible. ”
The white-haired old man looked at me suspiciously and asked, "Really?" Are you so kind? I looked at him and said, "What nonsense are you talking about?" Hurry up and ask? He grunted at the ghosts for a long time, then turned around and said, "They agreed!" But you have to remember what you say! Remember, the land given to me must be better than that old ghost! When I am reincarnated, I will be his general. ”
We almost laughed when we heard that, but we put it up for fear that he would be suspicious, and then nodded to him. Only then did he say to Brother Yang and Datou: "Hurry up and prepare!" It's up to you whether you can lie or not this time! As soon as he finished speaking, the big head was about to run over, but fortunately I was quick, and I pulled it back and scolded: "You don't want to fucking die?" Bring a gas mask and gloves? Those have corpse poison. ”
The big head came to his senses, and immediately put down his backpack with Brother Yang, then found a gas mask and leather gloves, made all the preparations, and swaggered towards the bones everywhere.
After the big head and Brother Yang passed, they began to fight slowly, and nodded to me from time to time, and the white-haired old man was squeaking everywhere to explain to those ghosts.
At this time, a pair of hands slapped me on the back, and I looked at the big head and Brother Yang in front of me again, and I couldn't help but be surprised, this won't be a ghost again, right? So he held the Xingyue Knife in one hand and turned around cautiously! At this time, I saw a ghost dressed in armor from top to bottom, facing me head-on, and gesturing again.
I hadn't calmed down yet, and I thought what the fuck this thing meant? Looking at me with a murderous face, it won't be ......
I didn't dare to think about it, so I stood aside, and as soon as I got out of the way, this bastard walked in in a hurry, thinking that he wanted to tell me to get out of the way, but when I looked back, if this guy came to take revenge, then it would be okay?
But we can only wait and see what happens! Now that things have come to this! Anyway, I fell in love with that golden phoenix, so I had to get my hands on it, it was the king of heaven Lao Tzu who came! I don't care either! At this time, the white-haired old man seemed to have found the ghost who had just walked in, so he walked up, squeaked and made a fuss for a long time, and he didn't know what to say? The general-like ghost suddenly took a few steps back, then half-knelt down and saluted the white-haired old man.
I should have stabilized my heart, thinking that this old guy can really do things, unlike the weird-faced old ghost, who only keeps bragging, and at this time, the white-haired old man is talking with the ghost general, laughing and laughing.
Big Head and Brother Yang looked at me while lowering their heads to sort out the bones, and at this time, the strange-faced old ghost walked towards me with a thief's smile.