030 - The Great Tribulation is coming
I was angry when I saw the two of them flirting again, so I went over and changed the topic and asked: Brother Bailong, you came just in time, let's see what happened to my sister-in-law next door?
After I finished speaking, I dragged him into the river, and Xiaoru and Brother Monkey also followed him into the water.
At this time, the villagers had already set up tents around the village chief's daughter-in-law, leaving an entrance and hanging a curtain, and after lifting the curtain to enter, Zuo Bailong only glanced at it and smiled, and suddenly turned his head and asked Brother Monkey and said: Monkey, you have also been with the master for so many years, do you have any good solutions in this situation?
Yes!
Brother Monkey nodded firmly, and said, "I think we should set up a table at the door."
As soon as he heard the constructive proposal, the village chief and the village chief's son hurriedly surrounded him and continued to ask, and Brother Monkey added: Set up a table to sell tickets, make more money and make less and put it aside, at least don't let people look at it in vain
You, you, you
Zuo Bailong shook his head in disappointment, then pointed to the smirking woman and asked the village chief's son: "Brother, what special things have happened to your family recently?"
Asked by Zuo Bailong, the village chief's son immediately shook his head and replied in a panic: No, she has always been good, especially my daughter-in-law has been timid since she was a child, and she is very kind-hearted, even an ant doesn't dare to pinch it to death, why is she so good at this kind of thing?
Zuo Bailong frowned after hearing this, but before the village chief's son's words were finished, he sighed and added: For example, a few days ago, my daughter-in-law saw a small long worm when she was watering vegetables in the yard, and she screamed in fright
After saying this, not only Zuo Bailong's face changed, but Xiaoru's face was not good-looking, so he quickly asked the village chief's son to talk in detail about the killing of the long worm.
The village chief's son came and said that it was two days ago, and that he was watching TV in the house that day, when he heard his daughter-in-law who was pouring vegetables outside suddenly screamed, so he ran out to watch.
At first, he didn't understand what his daughter-in-law was doing, but when he got closer, he saw that there was a very small white snake on the ground, which was probably drilled out of the vegetable field.
The daughter-in-law was kind and didn't dare to kill, so she stomped her feet and wanted to scare the little snake away, but the little snake was probably also frightened by her daughter-in-law, and she didn't crawl out.
When the daughter-in-law saw that the little white snake that had been cut into several pieces was still twisting the rope on the ground, she blamed her man for being too ruthless, and scolded him for saying that he would be punished sooner or later for being so cruel, but he didn't take it seriously, so he shoveled the little white snake out with a shovel and threw it, and he didn't take it seriously.
Then the family was safe for the next two days, and I didn't pay attention to when my daughter-in-law went out when I went to sleep tonight, and then, my dad shouted to report the news, and then the family heard about the situation and ran over to see, and that's it
The village chief's son sighed after speaking: Master, could it be that we have really suffered retribution?
In all likelihood.
Zuo Bailong nodded with a smile, and said: There are two more days left before the Bon Festival in the middle of July, and the yin qi in the world is extremely heavy, plus the Ma family is not peaceful in the past few days, and the creatures stained by the yin qi will inevitably be restless, I am afraid that it is because you killed it, so it came to you for revenge
The village chief's son was frightened when he heard this, and stammered again: "But, but even if it is revenge, shouldn't you look for my daughter-in-law?" I'm the one who killed it, and it should have come to me
Hehe, haven't you heard a word? Ghosts are afraid of the wicked, you are a murderous person, there must be no less killing, ordinary evil things can't get close to you, but you don't think this is a good thing, as the saying goes, good and evil will be rewarded, if you don't restrain in time, sooner or later you will be unlucky! Moreover, it will make your daughter-in-law ugly in public and ruin the reputation of your whole family, which is much more ruthless than seeking revenge on you
Having said this, Zuo Bailong was suddenly stunned for a moment, then raised his hand for a while, and suddenly frowned and said: No, you said that you killed a white snake that day, then this matter is not so simple.
What happened to White Snake? I asked next to me.
The black python is born with a crown and longevity, and the white snake turns into a hundred dragons, this is a spiritual thing!
As he spoke, Zuo Bailong's hand kept pinching, and after calculating for a while, he suddenly breathed a sigh of surprise, pointed to the nose of the village chief's son and scolded: You, you! It is said that success is not enough and there is more failure, you have ruined your family miserably this time! Come with me!
After Zuo Bailong finished speaking, he quickly rushed to the tent, and although a large group of us didn't understand the meaning of his words, they still hurriedly followed.
Seeing that the injured Zuo Bailong was walking fast, because of the severe pain of the shoulder wound and the excessive blood loss, his lips were white, Xiaoru was probably distressed, so he hurriedly followed and said: Brother Bailong, what is going on? Why don't you tell me the ins and outs, and then go back and have a good rest, and I'll do the work for you
No, no
Zuo Bailong reluctantly squeezed out a smile at Xiao Ru, and said softly: Xiao Ru, that thing is not simple, you can't deal with it.
Brother Bailong, you look down on me too much.
Xiao Ru pouted, and said impatiently: I haven't learned anything from my second uncle in the past few years since you left, no matter if it's a ghost or a spirit, I can catch it.
You're wrong, this thing isn't a ghost or a spirit, it's a fairy
Zuo Bailong's words Xiaoru was directly stunned, and we were all stunned.
Seeing that everyone was stunned and didn't leave, Zuo Bailong turned around and asked the village chief: Village chief, was the new house where your son lives only a few years ago?
The village chief nodded again and again, and then Zuo Bailong said again: So, did you go to live in the new house after it was built?
The village chief nodded again and replied: Master, this is the old rule in the countryside, if the family builds a new house, you must set off firecrackers before moving in, and then the elders of the family go over to live in a peaceful house for one night
Then you can't go wrong, your family has caused a big disaster this time, and if you don't want to die, hurry up and follow me!
After Zuo Bailong finished speaking, he turned his head and walked forward again, and we didn't dare to ask, so we could only follow in a hurry.
When he returned to the village chief's son's house, Zuo Bailong took out a small gossip compass from his arms, and after going around the courtyard several times, he pointed to a corner and said: Quick! Get some men to come and dig up the corners, and then get more firewood and brimstone.
The village chief didn't dare to ask more, so he hurriedly did so, so several villagers took shovels and pickaxes around the corner of the wall and began to dig, and the remaining few people began to carry firewood under the corner, and soon a merchant selling wolfberries in the village also brought a large bag of sulfur.
Zuo Bailong grabbed sulfur with his bare hands and drew a large circle around the corner of the wall, and just after scattering, he heard a villager digging at the foot of the wall shouting: Master, there is a hole here!
Hearing this, we hurriedly gathered around to take a look, really, digging not much deeper along the corner of the wall, and saw a basin-thick soil hole exposed under the ground, Zuo Bailong nodded, and did not continue to let people dig down, but let people pile up the firewood that they had brought over to the mouth of the soil hole, and ignited the fire and began to burn
After burning for a while, the fire suddenly began to sway and tremble, Zuo Bailong saw it and hurriedly asked everyone to retreat, the crowd just retreated ten steps, and suddenly heard a loud noise, a long black shadow had already pounced out of the fire, it turned out to be a big black snake with a thin arm and a length of more than two meters
As soon as they saw this kind of picture, the villagers were so frightened that their faces were pale and they screamed, and then they saw Zuo Bailong flashing from the mouth of the bloody basin, and when he looked back, the black snake landed and fell into the sulfur circle, the snake was afraid of sulfur, and was stunned by the sulfur and couldn't get out, so he turned into a big lump, raised his head high, and stared at the left white dragon standing outside the sulfur circle with a letter.
Great, Master! This, what the hell!
The village chief trembled and took two steps forward, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he saw the snake's head turn, and began to bark its teeth at him, so frightened that the village chief sat on the ground with weak legs and buttocks
Don't care what it is, you two quickly kneel down and kowtow to him!
Yes? Kowtow?
The village chief's son was stunned for a moment, but before he could react, he was pressed to the ground by his father, and the two began to kowtow desperately.
At this time, I saw Zuo Bailong grinning, because of the severe pain of the wound, he seemed to be unable to stand, so he sat on the ground with his support for the wall, panting and saying to the black snake trapped in the circle: The little fairy family is also destined to be in trouble, this family is really unintentional, and please open the fairy family
And the black snake shook his head vigorously, as if he completely ignored Zuo Bailong's words, staring at the father and son who were kowtowing with his mouth open, a pair of round eyes dripping around, and tried to escape from the sulfur circle several times to pounce on the father and son, but in the end they all failed.
Seeing that the black snake ignored him, Zuo Bailong grabbed a handful of sulfur powder and sprinkled it into the circle, frightening the black snake to dodge and bump around.
At this time, I heard the village chief's son kowtow and say: Master, I think this thing is afraid of sulfur, why don't you sprinkle it more, and let's burn it to death when we turn around!
Burned? You bastard is still stubborn, and the gas of this family will be ruined in your hands sooner or later
Zuo Bailong glared at him, and then asked the village chief: Village chief, your house is newly built, have you ever settled in a house before you lived in it?
This, of course.
The village chief replied: It is an old tradition to settle down, and before moving out, you have to set off firecrackers to rejoice, and then the elders of the family stay for one night, which I also do, and then let my son and daughter-in-law move in
Hehe, people's houses are for the prosperity of the six animals and the peace of the family, but when you settle down, there is a big disaster