Hearing someone shouting, our eyes all focused on the neck of the village chief's daughter-in-law, and by the moonlight, we saw a slight glint on her neck

Mom, Mom! This woman is a monster, and she has scales on her body!

As soon as I heard this, Brother Hai's men began to retreat, and then I heard Brother Monkey calling me from behind, and when I looked back, everyone was watching the beautiful woman taking a bath, while he had been squatting behind him and drawing on the ground.

I walked over and asked him what he was doing. Brother Monkey glanced at me and said, "Pony, no matter what happened to the girl in your neighbor, Brother Hai is surrounded by so many people after all, you can find a way to provoke them, I have a way to get them in one fell swoop."

Brother Monkey, is it really fake? I asked suspiciously, because judging from Brother Monkey's previous shots, this kid almost can't do anything other than pee.

Don't worry, I just put my hands and feet on each of them's backs, and this time I want them to look good!

I nodded, and then walked quickly to Brother Hai, first dragged my dad to the back, and asked him to go to the village chief's house to inform him of the situation in front of him.

Brother Hai screamed in pain, which immediately attracted the attention of all his subordinates, and the twenty or thirty people immediately surrounded him with sticks and sticks, and surrounded Brother Monkey and me.

Boy, if you don't hit me, I've forgotten the purpose of this visit!

Brother Hai grinned, pointed at me and sneered: It's good that you're here, let's settle the ledger here!

Haha, General Ledger, just you? Aren't you afraid I'll hold your pants anymore? I said with a wicked smile.

After saying this, Brother Hai's face turned red, and he blew his beard and glared at him and said: Don't underestimate us, this time the brothers are prepared! Show them, brothers!

Brother Hai gave an order, and all the subordinates around pulled their shirts to their chests, and I took a look around, not to mention, this group of people really came prepared, and everyone's trouser waists were wrapped dozens of times with belts, tightly wrapping the pants and the skin and flesh on the waist.

Brother Hai smiled proudly and said: Did you see it? Pick up our pants? Don't even think about it this time, boy, it's time for you to die!

Brother Hai roared angrily after speaking, and the twenty or thirty people around wanted to pounce on Brother Monkey and us, but at this time, I saw Brother Monkey who was squatting motionless next to him chanting words in his mouth, and suddenly slapped on the strange painting drawn on the ground while speaking, and slapped his hand down, and then heard a strange sound coming from the side

burst

As soon as the voice came, everyone around was stunned, and they looked left and right for a long time and didn't know what was going on, and at this moment, they saw a small man in the crowd trembling and raising his hand, and said embarrassedly: Big, big brother, I seem to be pulling my trouser pocket

You idiot! Won't you come with me again when you pull it clean?

Brother Hai was so angry that he stared at him and scolded, but before he could speak, he heard the same strange sound coming from the wheelchair cushion, and Brother Hai's face changed at that time

Before he could speak, the strange noises came from the crowd one after another, and everyone panicked

Mom, belly, stomach aches

Who brought paper! Who brought paper!

Oh mom, come on! Who helped me untie my pants, the tape was wrapped too much

The twenty or thirty people instantly made a mess, some didn't dare to walk with their horses, some ran around with their buttocks covered, and some were anxious and began to pull their pants directly, and as soon as they tore their pants, they saw a yellow dragon-like water column snatching out of their buttocks under the moonlight, spraying out for more than ten meters, splashing the people around them

I was also stunned, could it be that this is the ghost of Brother Monkey?

Thinking of this, I hurriedly took advantage of the chaos to ask Brother Monkey, and I saw Brother Monkey smirk, and replied: Hehe, I have been with my master for more than ten years, and he has never taught me a thing, but last night he taught me a trick of channeling, who is thin, and if it is less, it will be three days old, and I was not idle when you looked at the beauty just now, and secretly drew a talisman behind everyone's back, and the spell I drew on the ground is like a detonator, as long as I recite a spell and shoot, they will run away!

When Brother Monkey shook his head and showed his head, the surroundings were already in chaos, some of the yellow dragons swayed wantonly, and some flew straight into the sky, just like watching fireworks during the New Year

Brother Hai covered his stomach and sat in a wheelchair and couldn't get up and down, and the yellow soup flowed down his trouser legs, so angry that Brother Hai glared at me and scolded: Boy, what kind of tricks are you doing? Yes, it's kind of heads-up!

Heh, still heads-up? Watch Uncle Ben kill you!

Brother Monkey glared, and as he spoke, he slapped the picture on the ground a few times, and the twenty or thirty people scurried even harder

And I smiled next to me and asked Brother Hai: Brother Hai, is it a heads-up? What if I win?

If you win! In the future, Lao Tzu's 100 brothers will listen to your dispatch at will, and whoever troubles you again will let Lei chop to death!

Do you talk count? I asked again.

Brother Hai snorted coldly, and he didn't care about the question in his pants, and said proudly: We came out to rely on a righteous word, and what we said was the water that was spilled, and whoever dared not listen to Lao Tzu would be oops

Before Brother Hai finished speaking, I flew up and kicked over, this kick hit Brother Hai's chest, kicking him from the wheelchair at that time, and scolded the street: Boy, you sneak attack again! I'm not talking about heads-up, I'm talking about myself, I am

Walk you!

I kicked it again, and Hai Ge was lying on the ground with a bloody nose and yellow soup under it, completely wilting.

The twenty or thirty people around him were also panicked, but no one dared to help him, because just now Brother Hai said it himself, heads-up, if I win, listen to me.

Before Brother Hai came to his senses, I waved my hand at the twenty or thirty people and said: Brothers, come out and mix up with each other, Brother Hai can say it! I don't need you to do anything else, just carry him away quickly, and you will never be allowed to oppose me again, have you heard?

There was silence in the crowd, and everyone stared at me dumbfounded, carrying their trouser legs in both hands

Boy, our brother is a man of his word, and you have won today!

I don't know who shouted in the crowd, and the twenty or thirty people immediately responded with the voice, and then Haba lifted the fainted Hai Ge back to the car, and after a while, several cars all drove away at a gallop, and they were probably in a hurry to go home and change their pants.

Not long after this group of living treasures left, my father ran over with the village chief's family and many villagers who were alarmed, and everyone gathered around the river to take a look, and there was an uproar.

The son of the village chief saw his daughter-in-law standing naked in the water and smirked, his face was red with shame, and he quickly took off his shirt and wanted to cover his daughter-in-law and pull her out of the water.

In the end, the village chief's son was also in a hurry, and he beat him, but it was useless, she just didn't leave the river.

The village chief was in a hurry, and the onlookers began to whisper, saying that his daughter-in-law must have fallen into an evil spirit

I couldn't help it for a while, so I walked over and gave an idea, let them go back and make a small tent out of cloth first, although it can't be urgent, but at least I can cover this daughter-in-law who will not leave the river first, so as not to be visited for free.

As soon as the village chief heard that this was a solution, he hurriedly ordered someone to do it, and asked me: "Eldest nephew! I heard that your family has not been peaceful these days, and I invited a master to come over, why don't you help see what's going on?

As soon as he heard the words of the master, Brother Monkey's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly stepped forward and said: Village chief, this Taoist master has a way, or I will give your daughter-in-law a trick to trick up, and after a few days of dehydration, won't you be able to carry it away smoothly?

I knew what he wanted to do before he could finish speaking, because he didn't have anything else to do.

After Brother Monkey finished speaking, I hurriedly persuaded: Brother Monkey, your trick is too powerful, let's keep it for others to use, what if you let people run away for several days and it doesn't work? The water of this river is the water source that several surrounding villages rely on for their livelihood.

After listening to me, Brother Monkey nodded, well, yes.

There must be nothing he could do, so I jumped into the river and asked Xiaoru, who had been standing beside the village chief's daughter-in-law and observing, without saying a word.

Xiaoru, do you have any clues?

Listening to my question, Xiaoru nodded, touched her chin and said: I took a closer look, and in addition to her sudden madness and scales on her neck, there seemed to be something unusual about her.

Oh? Where?

I took the opportunity to quickly look her up and down, Xiao Ru was so angry that she pinched my waist and scolded: What happened to you taking the opportunity to rub the oil? It's the mouth, and you look closely at her mouth

I followed Xiaoru's words and found something wrong, although the woman smirked vigorously, she stuck out her tongue twice from time to time

I suspect she's hooked on something.

Xiaoru said again: But this kind of confusion is a bit strange, I have seen the charm of the monster, and it is the first time I have seen the scales on my body after the fascination, if only Brother Bailong was here

When I was talking to Xiaoru, the villagers had already brought bamboo poles and a few white cloths, first inserted the bamboo poles around the daughter-in-law of the village chief in the river, and then wrapped them in white cloth, and a simple small tent was set up.

And there was another person who came with the villagers who set up tents, dressed in white, with a white dragon on the left.

Senior brother, why are you here, you have injuries on your body!

As soon as he saw Zuo Bailong, Xiao Ru's soul seemed to be gone, so he hurriedly ran over to pick him up.

Zuo Bailong looked a little weak, and the wound on his shoulder was still oozing blood, but he still smiled and gently scratched the tip of Xiaoru's nose, and said: Silly girl, how can I rest assured that you come out alone?