When Kuroko got out of the car, except for the blind boss who couldn't see things, we couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.

It is no exaggeration to say that the appearance of Kuroko at that time was similar to that of a homeless man.

The clothes and pants are full of spots left by muddy water, and the face is also black.

"Fuck me!" I hurriedly ran over, met Kuroko, and asked him worriedly, "Brother Kuroko, what's wrong with you?!! ”

"Alas" Kuroko shook his head and sighed bitterly, his face full of unbearable meaning: "Mom's words are hard to explain"

At this time, the little Buddha suddenly stood up, beckoned to the sunspot, and laughed: "Sunspot! ”

Hearing this sound, Kuroko seemed to be flustered for a moment, and then followed the sound to look over.

"Buddha?!"

Without waiting for me to react, Kuroko ran directly to Little Buddha, and gave Little Buddha a big hug without saying a word.

"Buddha! We haven't seen each other for half a year! Kuroko laughed and said, "Let's have a good drink today!" ”

What is the relationship between Heizi and Little Buddha, I don't know this, but I heard Shen Han say that the two of them know each other.

Judging from the current situation, the relationship between these two seems to be good

"Bunny!" Little Buddha laughed and patted Kuroko's shoulder fiercely: "Why did you do this?" Was it abducted to mine? ”

"Where," Kuroko smiled bitterly, "I'm much worse than mining." ”

After I helped the sunspot settle the fare, the little Buddha and the sunspot had already drunk, and you poured two pots into each other one cup and one cup at a time.

"Brother Kuroko, what's wrong with you?" I asked suspiciously, "Didn't you go to find Fang Shiliang?" ”

"yes." Kuroko put the wine glass on the table, picked up a skewer of barbecue and devoured it, and his speech was a little inarticulate: "If I hadn't gone to him, I wouldn't have made it like this." ”

To put it bluntly, I really suspect that Kuroko was abused by Fang Shiliang.

Not to mention that he is dressed as a vagabond, just like he eats and devours like a starving ghost reincarnated, it really calms us.

Kuroko stopped squeaking as he spoke, and ate barbecue and fish vigorously.

Seeing him eat like that, I felt a little hungry.

"Boss! Another hundred skewers! I turned my head and shouted at the owner of the barbecue stand.

I have to say that the consumption here in Guiyang is really high.

The barbecue here is not the kind of meat with big skewers, it is all small steel skewers or small bamboo skewers wearing roasted pork, and I feel sad when I look at the meat on it.

Damn, such a small skewer of barbecue costs five cents, isn't this slaughtering?!

But then again, Guiyang's barbecue is really delicious, especially with that special chili noodles, the taste is not ordinary.

"Can you eat slowly?" The little Buddha held a cigarette in his mouth and looked at the sunspot with disdain: "It's like a damn starving ghost reincarnated, you don't want to be ashamed, I still have a face!" ”

Kuroko didn't have any special reaction when he heard this, he just raised his head and stared at the little Buddha.

In the process, his mouth was not idle, and he kept stuffing the barbecue into his mouth.

After about ten minutes, Kuroko finally stopped, picked up the cup and poured two sips of the second pot, smacking his lips.

"Damn, it's full." Kuroko sighed and said, "Buddha, don't think I'm so ashamed, if I put my experience in the past few days on you, you will also become a starving ghost." ”

"What the hell is wrong with you?" Little Buddha asked with a frown, with a faint anger in his eyes: "Did someone bully you?" ”

Kuroko thought for a moment and nodded.

"Is it Fang Shiliang?" Little Buddha's brow furrowed even tighter.

"It's him." Kuroko wanted to cry without tears and said, "This grandson is simply not a person!" ”

"Holy shit! It's really him! The little Buddha stood up as soon as he slapped the table, and said angrily, "Go!" Lao Tzu helped you do it! Let this girl bully you! ”

The blind boss drank silently, coughed twice, and reminded the little Buddha: "That's Fang Shiliang." ”

"yes, isn't that the grandson, me?"

The little Buddha suddenly figured out something, sat back with a sudden realization, and said to the sunspot ashamedly: "I'm sorry, Heizi, Fang Shiliang's old Wang Ba's strength is not weak, I will end up delivering to the door, you definitely don't want to see my brother and me beaten by him, right?" ”

Kuroko stopped talking, and looking at his expression, this old brother seemed to want to die.

"What the hell is wrong with Fang Shiliang?" I asked suspiciously, remembering the crazy appearance of the grandson, I suddenly tightened the chrysanthemum, and hurriedly asked him: "That old thing won't sleep with you, right?" ”

"You dog mouth just can't spit out ivory!" Kuroko was so angry that he almost didn't pump me: "Sleep JB!" ”

"Hey, isn't that just a sleep?"

Before I could finish my words, the blind boss smashed the empty cigarette case in his hand on my head and glared at me.

"There are still children here!" The blind boss scolded: "Pay attention to quality!" Exercise! Hey, Kuroko, the old ghost can't really do anything to you, right? ”

I swear, Kuroko just wanted to die before this, and when the blind boss said this, he already had the heart to prove his innocence with death.

"Fang Shiliang is an alcoholic, you all know it, right?" Kuroko sighed and asked us.

Hearing this, everyone nodded, including Xiao An.

"I've almost not been killed by him these days"

In Kuroko's next narration, we all have great sympathy for him.

Sincerely, he made it like this, and he really could only complain about Fang Shiliang.

"On the day I went down the mountain, I hired a few peasant brothers from the neighborhood to help carry things up the mountain." Kuroko smiled bitterly: "But when I walked halfway up the mountain, those people didn't go up alive or dead, saying that there were mountain spirits on the top of the mountain, and they would be eaten if they went up casually, but no matter how I raised the price, they didn't want to go, so I could only carry things up the mountain little by little."

"Brother Kuroko, is there really a mountain spirit on that mountain?" I asked curiously, but I soon realized that I was a bit silly about the question.

According to what they said, Fang Shiliang clearly relied on raising grievances for fun, and even the sins of Yang Yan who stepped into the Yang Wei in half a step could be taken away casually and taken up the mountain, what kind of gadget is a mountain spirit?

"I was nervous at first, after all, that place can be regarded as a base camp for injustice." Kuroko shook his head: "But I didn't expect it, I didn't encounter half of the injustice, but the battle in the mountains trapped me in the ravine." ”

"Formation?" I frowned: "Is that the formation that Fang Shiliang asked Mr. Lu Ban to make?" ”

"Well, that's it, it seems to have been set up to prevent someone from going up the mountain casually to disturb him." Heizi smiled bitterly: "Before I go, Brother Yi promised that he had already told Fang Shiliang that some brutes would come down the mountain to pick me up, and the place where I met was in the ravine, what was the result?" ”

"Hmm," the blind boss explained without changing his face: "I really told him, but I didn't expect this to be the case, maybe Fang Shiliang forgot, right?" ”

"I guess so." The fat uncle said very objectively: "That man has a bit of a melon in his brain, and he basically forgot everything after drinking." ”

"You don't know." Kuroko was about to cry when he said this: "I was waiting left and right in the ravine, and when I saw a squirrel running past, I called Daxian'er, and when I saw a wild bird flying over, it was also called Lao Xian'er, and at the end of the day, I respectfully called at least two or three hundred animal old fairies, and my dignity was gone."

"Is someone coming to pick you up at the end?" The blind boss diverted the topic.

"There's a fart" Kuroko said without tears: "I tried more than 60 ways to break the formation, none of them worked, and in the end there was really no way, so I screamed in the mountains." ”

"What's it called?"

"It's called Fang Shiliang!" Heizi said with a happy face: "Thanks to my good luck that day, Fang Shiliang happened to be walking with a few beasts in the mountains, otherwise I would have to come back the same way, and I didn't want to go up the mountain gate!" ”

"Why don't you call me?" The blind boss asked suspiciously.

"There's no signal in the ravine, and that's a signal only when you go up the mountain." Kuroko smiled bitterly: "I thought that frustration in the ravine was the end, but I didn't expect that it was just the beginning."