Chapter 48: Legs and Feet
"Fang Shiliang's grandson probably drank too much fake wine, and his brain has always been a little unconscious, and when he took me up the mountain, he asked me what I was doing with him." Kuroko smiled bitterly: "I didn't think much about it at the time, and directly told him about the Dusheng Sect, but he almost didn't kick me off the mountain." ”
"Fuck, he's going to kick you for Mao?" I asked, confused.
"He said he didn't like trouble, and said that when I went up the mountain, I had to cause trouble for him." Kuroko sighed and said: "As soon as I heard him say this, I must explain, I said, I am here to remind you that the old man is careful to live and teach, not to bring you trouble."
"What did he say?" The blind boss asked.
"He said that he didn't need to be careful about the life education, because none of the grandsons of the life education dared to do anything to him." Kuroko shrugged his shoulders and sighed and said, "But when I go up the mountain, the Dusheng Sect may think that he is with us, and then trouble will have to come to the door." ”
Hearing this, the blind boss snorted and didn't say anything, and there seemed to be a hint in his expression that he had guessed a long time ago.
"I saw that he was very angry, so I didn't dare to continue to tell him this, and directly diverted the topic." Kuroko smiled: "I told him that I brought him a lot of good wine and cigarettes up the mountain, and when I said this, he called him a musician, and he didn't mean to lose his temper, and he praised me for being sensible in this later life." ”
"How is this grandson like a child?" Little Buddha muttered suspiciously.
"Hey, maybe he's really drunk too much fake wine." The blind boss smiled: "I've seen the old ghost ten times, and the old ghost has the smell of alcohol ten times, like he drinks like this, sooner or later he has to drink his brain." ”
"The next few days were the hardest time of my life." Kuroko let out a long sigh, and asked me for a cigarette with a face full of vicissitudes, and there were only four words in his eyes.
"What's wrong?" Little Buddha asked curiously.
"He asked me to drink with him every day, from morning to night, and I had to vomit six times a day." Kuroko trembled and said: "You don't know, I felt like I was going to be poisoned by alcohol on the first day, but Fang Shiliang didn't care about this, as soon as I found a reason not to drink, he pressed me to the ground without saying a word."
"Holy shit." Little Buddha muttered: "Why is this grandson like me?"
"Before I woke up the next day, Fang Shiliang went up the mountain and cut a handful of herbs, saying that this medicine can only grow by relying on yin qi, and it has the effect of removing alcohol and poison, so I can eat it" Heizi wanted to cry without tears: "Before half a minute of eating, the dog calf asked me to drink with him!" ”
"Brother Kuroko, let me ask." I looked at Heizi hesitantly and asked him tentatively, "Do you have a grudge against Fang Shiliang?" How do I feel that this grandson is putting you to death? ”
"He's that kind of character." The blind boss explained: "If I go, I guess he won't dare to play like this." ”
"Why?" I asked.
"Because he fights with me, he may not be able to eat me steadily." The blind boss smiled and said to the sunspot: "No wonder that grandson didn't give you a chance to speak when he called me a few days ago, it turns out that he was afraid that you would give me a small report." ”
"I drank with him for two days before I realized that he gave me the herb because he was afraid that I would drink too much alcohol poisoning." Kuroko sighed and said: "You don't know how desperate I was at the time, he didn't let me go if I wanted to go, I really felt like I was going to die at that time, Brother Yi"
As he spoke, Kuroko's eyes turned red, as if he was about to cry.
"God knows how good it is for me to come back alive!!"
The blind boss grinned and scratched his arm, probably shocked by Kuroko's affectionate cry.
"What, let's talk well, don't be so responsive." The blind boss asked, "He sent you down the mountain in the end?" ”
"Don't say this, I'm fine, if you say this, I really want to die here." Heizi stomped his feet: "This morning, Fang Shiliang's grandson's wine seems to have woken up, and when he got up, he asked me about the life teaching."
Speaking of which, Kuroko didn't continue to speak, his face full of unbearable looks.
"Go on!" The little Buddha urged: "What's going on in the back?!" ”
Kuroko silently picked up his wine glass, took a big sip of wine, then wiped his mouth and continued to talk to us.
"After listening to my words, Fang Shiliang didn't react, just nodded, and said that he was clear, and he would have a snack on the grandchildren of Dusheng Sect." Heizi smiled bitterly: "Before I could say anything, Fang Shiliang's old thing said that he wanted to drink, and then asked me to get him wine and cigarettes." ”
The blind boss seemed to have guessed something, the expression on his face was a little weird, and his smile was full of helplessness.
"But in the past few days, we have drunk all the wine, and half of the cigarette is still smoked" Kuroko smiled bitterly: "As a result, when I heard that there was no wine, the grandson scolded me, saying that I was ignorant, why didn't I leave some for him, an old-timer, when I drank, hey, I'll it, didn't he let me drink, I didn't drink and he poured me with a wine bottle!" ”
"You didn't explain it to him?" Little Buddha asked.
"It's okay if you don't explain, this explanation, he just knocked me down the mountain." Kuroko sighed and said, "I thought he would send me down, but as soon as he led me halfway up the mountain, this grandson disappeared, saying that he asked the beast to take me down, and he had to go back to sleep."
"He didn't lie to you this time, did he?" I asked tentatively.
"Well, he didn't lie to me, he just let a big gray mouse take me down the mountain." Kuroko said embarrassedly, and pointed to himself: "My outfit was left behind by scurrying around in the barren mountains and mountains."
"It took a day to come back?" The blind boss asked.
"Isn't it" Kuroko smiled bitterly: "I'm lucky, I can barely follow that mouse down the mountain, if I were slower, I would have been left behind by the mouse, I don't believe that grandson will come back to me." ”
"Alas" the blind boss sighed: "What have you eaten with him these days?" ”
"Wild fruits, and some fish from the creek." Kuroko said: "Brother Yi, I haven't had a decent meal in a few days."
"Oh shit, there's a good amount of wine at this time." The little Buddha said in a loud voice: "Didn't you drink him to death?" ”
"If he can drink to death, then there will be a ghost." The blind boss smiled bitterly.
"Brother Heizi, didn't I hear that the place where Fang Shiliang lives is all unjust?" I asked with great interest, "Have you seen any rare injustices?" ”
"Not really." Kuroko also seemed to feel a little strange, and said to me with a puzzled face: "I have been with him for so many days, except for the mouse who took me down the mountain, I have not seen any of the other injustices, and that mountain gives me the feeling."
As soon as the words fell, Kuroko's brow furrowed even tighter.
"That mountain feels very strange to me, not like the kind of barren mountain with injustices, but like a spiritual mountain with Taoist priests practicing in it." Kuroko said to us seriously: "It's like the feeling that Zhongnan Mountain gave me, it's very clean, and there is no smell of injustice at all." ”
"Hmm." The blind boss didn't seem to take Kuroko's words to heart, and nodded: "It's okay if you're fine, let's go back now, you have to take a good rest." ”
After settling the accounts, our group went back in two batches.
Blind boss, fat uncle, Xiao An, the three of them took a taxi back first, and Xiao Buddha and Heizi sat in the taxi behind me.
He and Kuroko were chatting softly all the way, and since I was sitting in the front, I couldn't hear what they were talking about.
But looking at the expressions of the two of them, it seems that they are talking about the past.
I could see the words memory on their faces.
After a while, the taxi stopped at the mouth of the alley.
"Heizi, you take the little Buddha upstairs, anyway, there are many empty rooms in your house, just find one and let him live first."
"Okay!"
Little Buddha got out of the car at this time, and smiled: "Heizi, don't snore when you sleep at night, Lao Tzu can't sleep when he hears someone snoring." ”
"I'll try my best," Kuroko smiled awkwardly.
Little Buddha laughed twice, patted Kuroko's shoulder, took a cigarette in his mouth, and walked slowly into the alley.
Under the street lamp, the figure of the little Buddha looks extremely conspicuous.
Maybe I didn't pay much attention to it before, but at this time, I noticed that the little Buddha was walking with a little limp, as if there was a problem with his legs and feet
"What are you looking at?" Kuroko asked me.
"Didn't see anything." I laughed.
"The Buddha is a bit strong, don't mention the things that his legs and feet are not good for, lest he beat you." Kuroko reminded me.
I nodded, and said that my mouth was not so cheap, and then asked him, "Is this innate?"
Before I could finish, Kuroko shook her head.
"The day after tomorrow."
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