Chapter 26: Strange People and Strange Things
Although he was distressed, the vultures were full of pride, and tied up Xiao Nipian, who had given up resistance, with a smug face, and then left Qi Taibao outside the wooden house to punish him, and then carried Xiao Nipian to some place, Qi Taibao was not worried, I heard the conversation between Vulture Zhu and Xiao Nilian before, Wu Man and the Yellow Turban Taiping Dao still have some friendship.
Looking at the bottomless bottom, Qi Taibao, whose hands were hanging straight, felt an urgency to urinate, although there was no internal urgency setting in the game; Angrily raised his head, above was the window, Liu Qingjiao was sitting on the windowsill, her snow-white legs were less than a few millimeters above Qi Taibao's head.
"Oops, pervert."
There was a soft feeling from the soles of her naked/naked feet, and Liu Qingjiao, who was looking at the scenery, looked down and found that Qi Taibao was touching her feet with her forehead with a grim face, and she immediately scolded angrily.
"Hehe, Qingjiao, let's elope!"
"Get out."
Qi Taibao, who was happy in the bitterness, kept teasing Liu Qingjiao with words, Liu Qingjiao was ordered by the teacher to watch this kid, it was not good to turn around and leave, and it would be boring to go back to the wooden house, so it was also quite interesting to step on Qi Taibao with his foot from time to time.
Speaking of Qi Taibao is also a hard-working baby, a year ago in reality, his head didn't know whether he was hit by a car or slapped by a brick, anyway, he became a vegetative person, and luckily woke up, as a result, he lost his amnesia in dog blood; Now I really don't even know my parents, I don't know if I don't know, my parents take photos to compare, and Qi Taibao is also familiar with his relatives.
What's more strange is that his father, mother, brother, and sister, a total of four people, kept silent about how his head was injured, and Qi Taibao asked questions, but also opened the topic, not only these four relatives, but also sister-in-law and brother-in-law, as well as those seven aunts and eight cousins, all of whom said that they didn't know.
Amnesia is a very sad thing, and from time to time a person pops up and says, "Dabao, do you know me?" ”
Fuck, I know your sister!
Qi Taibao, who couldn't stand it, finally moved to live in his brother-in-law's house, his brother-in-law was engaged in insurance, running around, his sister opened a snack storefront, and he was so busy all day that he couldn't keep his heels on the ground, and the eight-year-old son of the two couldn't take care of him, so he simply moved to Qi Taibao's parents to live together, and he could live anyway.
Amnesia caused a fault in Qi Taibao's entire 25-year-old life, and his family didn't say anything about the past, just said something when he was a child, which made Qi Taibao not know whether he was broken or not, let alone whether he had a girlfriend; Of course, losing his memory does not mean that he becomes a blank slate, and some things are still remembered.
For example, a website called Caoguo, or there is a folder called "War and Art" on the E drive in the computer, which can be remembered without opening it, which is full of island country war movies.
In addition to amnesia, Qi Taibao's personality has also been affected, in reality he is basically a stuffy person, but in the game it is the opposite, lively and not like words, but occasionally there will be stupidity, which is caused by amnesia; Players close to him, such as Jin Zhongwei, know his habit very well, and occasionally "Brother Chicken" makes some ridiculous moves, which shows that "Brother Chicken" is in the stage of making fools again.
The most obvious manifestation is that from time to time he jumps out and shouts "Beifu Yellow Turban Qi Taibao is here".
Like now, seeing the girl who made him feel excited, his stupidity flared up again, like a two/forced, he tried to raise his head to touch Liu Qingjiao, and then was stepped on by Liu Qingjiao, and expressed his joy very cheaply.
Qi Taibao himself also knows that he has a "stupid disease", but he can't control this, just like he knows that he is very cheap at this time, but his mood is extremely happy, and he can't restrain himself from getting close to Liu Qingjiao and doing something to make Liu Qingjiao happy.
Liu Qingjiao definitely does not belong to the people who rely on "appearance" to seek something, and her mind is not like that extremely delicate face, now she is teasing Qi Taibao like a dog, she keeps a smile on her face, but her heart is bored and despised, Qi Taibao is a boy who goes crazy when she sees her, she has seen too much, and she has encountered too much in reality, so she is willing to hide in the virtual world.
And in order to avoid such trouble in reality, she deliberately failed the trial of the nine major sects, and was successfully thrown into the sect in the deep mountains and old forests - Wu Man, there are no players but there are many NPCs, although the personality is eccentric, but there are no dirty thoughts in reality, Liu Qingjiao is very satisfied with her state in this game called "survival", until this second goods called Qi Taibao appeared.
Vulture Pillar is definitely a good master, Liu Qingjiao has also played the rest of the virtual games, the realism of those games is compared with this game, it is really a day and a place, there was an apprenticeship in the game before, but the master is stupidly tight, standing in the same place all day long, which is like in this game, NPCs are like real people, they will cry and laugh and make trouble.
There was no movement under the soles of her feet, so that Liu Qingjiao, who had lost her mind, came back to her senses, lowered her head, and found that Qi Taibao was hanging her head, she stretched out her legs and stepped on Qi Taibao, and was about to speak, when words came from below that made her stunned, "Hey, little girl, your head is not something you can step on, step on it again, and let you see what a stone is." ”
Tushi is a martial arts skill, and players in the sect do not have the conditions to learn, so Liu Qingjiao really doesn't know what Tushi is, she just feels that Qi Taibao's tone seems to be different from before; Liu Qingjiao, who was extremely careful, no longer stepped on Qi Taibao like before, but pondered, "Was this two/goods disguised as a pervert/wolf before?" Or did you change the color / wolf technique after finding that the stalker trick didn't work? ”
Liu mm thought too much, Qi Taibao suddenly changed his painting style, because Ya's stupid illness period has passed, and now he has restored his true colors as an iron-blooded yellow scarf man, naturally he is impatient for someone to step on his head, that is, this person is a beauty that he admires from the bottom of his heart.
The vultures returned alone, pulled Qi Taibao back into the wooden house, untied the "sealing rope", and reopened Qi Taibao's sea of qi, and then said with a smile: "If you are trapped here all the time, it will definitely not work, killing all sides is the true nature of a man!" Let's go! ”
Qi Taibao looked at the vultures stupidly, not because of the attack of stupidity, but because of the change in the painting style of the vultures, but he could sense the thoughts of the vultures, so it was true that the vultures put him was not a lie; After coming back to his senses, Qi Taibao turned his face to Liu Qingjiao and said: "Niu, if you don't go to Mount Tai with your master, from now on, a big bowl of wine will come to a big bowl of meat, you just need to warm the bed." ”
"Get out."
Flirting with beauties has always been a "sour" thing, Qi Taibao sat comfortably on the "magic wand" of the vulture, and galloped away from Wanniaodu, arriving at the "Wanman Cave", this is the real nest of Wu Man, when Qi Taibao jumped off the "magic wand", he complained: "You Wu Man really don't know how to take the name of the place, there is called Wan Niao Du, here is called Wan Man Cave, and in front of it is the Ten Thousand Beast Forest, lying groove, are you and Wan are in-laws?" ”
Unexpectedly, the vultures actually replied to his complaint, "The biggest number we know is tens of thousands." ”
Qi Taibao was speechless for a moment.
Under the leadership of the vultures, Qi Taibao saw a large number of old glasses, all of them were as old as skeletons, but when they saw him, they were all happy, Nima, seeing a large number of skeletons and laughing, did you have a very terrifying rush?
"Kidneys? Leftovers? Son? Brother, can you not call it the Holy Son! It's so vulgar. ”
Listening to Wu Niaozhu, after his discussion with Xiao Yiyi, the Yellow Turban Taiping Dao agreed to let Qi Taibao join Wu Man, but retained the identity of the Yellow Turban Taiping Dao believer, and this "aid" agreement without Qi Taibao's consent allowed Wu Man to openly announce that Qi Taibao is the next generation of saints, and the barbarian king is Meng Huo, Qi Taibao will dare to call the barbarian king, and Meng Huo will raise troops to fight.
The next generation of saints is referred to as "Holy Son", for this title, Qi Taibao is very resistant, but the little yellow scarf has no human rights! He resisted and he resisted, in front of a group of jade cultivators, each of them shook him with a paw, and he bowed three times and knocked nine times, drank alcohol, got tattoos, wore a hundred barbarian clothes, and so on, and a whole set of etiquette was completed, thinking that this was the end?
The too young, too simple Tucson is broken!
In the Wanman Cave, only the high-level management of Wuman, as well as those high-level people who are running around, to determine such a big thing as the "Holy Son", must be a happy response! Whoever doesn't come back, his status will definitely not be maintained, so the ceremony that lasted nearly three hours before just told the gods of "Luoyang Mountain" that my family Wuman chose the next generation of saints, and quickly registered in the register!
"Vulture Barbarian Master, is there really a god in Luoyang Mountain?"
When he was free, Qi Taibao looked at Luoyang City looming in the sky and asked the vulture pillar who was always with him in case he ran away again.
"Of course, the affairs of the twelve states of the Han realm, Luoyang Mountain is all clear, and our sects, if they are not recognized by the Han court, they will not be able to obtain supernatural powers."
Magical power is like a martial arts technique, the monk can use it, and he needs to communicate with heaven and earth, anyway, this is a fantasy war RPG, and there are gods in Luoyang Mountain.
Joining Wu Man thought it was a helpless thing, but unexpectedly it was also beneficial, not to mention 100,000 Han Yuan, and also got a pair of medium-grade spiritual axes, so that there was one more pair of "flying axes"; What Qi Taibao valued the most was the "Barbarian Conscription Order", with which barbarian soldiers could be recruited in the villages in the Wanman Mountains.
People are different from people, they are also Han soldiers, and they are also divided into servant soldiers, auxiliary soldiers, reserve soldiers, regular soldiers and soldiers, and although the barbarian soldiers also need to go through these levels, but after being promoted to the war soldiers, the attributes are twice as high as the Han soldiers, that is, when the first-level guerrilla is a soldier, you can get 2 grid skills, Nima, which can make Qi Taibao happy.
In addition, brute soldiers belong to a special type of troops, with their own "military skills", their own "military uniforms", and their own "military formations", with these three "self-bringed", it is enough to make many generals and players envious and jealous.
Of course, barbarian soldiers are also very expensive, in the words of the vulture, the barbarians are all foodies, basically raising a brute, even if it is a servant level, the monthly consumption is 30 Han Yuan, which is more expensive than the Han soldiers.
Similarly, it does not mean that the quality of the Han soldiers is inferior to the barbarians, such as the tiger and leopard cavalry, the first battalion, the white-eared soldiers, etc., the quality is higher than the barbarians, and the first-level guerrilla is 5 skills, which is too special against the sky.