Chapter 25: Wu Man

As the saying goes, "the peak loop turns to the stone cliff, and the old vine roots are entwined with the stream; The wind is cold at night and the thousand rocks are broken, and the shadow is fixed and the light is fixed", although the ten thousand birds belong to the Emei Mountains, the location is extremely remote and precipitous; If there were no flying weapons, it would be impossible to enter the "Ten Thousand Birds" from the outside.

Ten Thousand Birds Ferry is not the old nest of the Wu Man, it is the cave of the Barbarian Witch "Vulture Pillar", the name is "Ten Thousand Birds", but here is not only ten thousand birds, all kinds of birds rise and fall one after another, occasionally dizzy, but also crash into the wooden house, knock over some living utensils, or leave a pile of bird feces, out of the window, leaving the disturbed people stunned.

"Is this a human habitation? This is especially a bird dwelling! Nima, one ear is full of bird calls, when he wakes up from sleep, his face is full of bird, Lao Tzu was not killed by bird feces, it is all blessed by the Yellow Turban Holy Master! Qi Taibao, who was in the wooden house, jumped to his feet and scolded.

In another wooden house ten meters away, Wu Niaozhu put his legs on the window, condescendingly looked at the abyss below the wooden house, and turned a deaf ear to Qi Taibao's angry scolding; When Qi Taibao was tired of scolding, Wu Niaozhu said slowly: "Little yellow scarf, how do you think about it?" ”

"Grandpa! Can't I call you grandpa? Our Yellow Turban military and religious unity, into the Yellow Turban, is to enter the Taiping Road, you now let me join the Wu Man, this is apostasy! The Yellow Turban Heavenly Sage Holy Master is above, and the disciple will definitely rather die than obey. ”

Ignoring Qi Taibao, who pretended to be very pious, Wu Niaozhu maintained a slow pace of speech, "Little Yellow Turban, you are like this, I am very embarrassed!" If I let you out and you talk nonsense, wouldn't it be a secret of your witch? ”

"Sister N's forbidden land, you didn't bring me in, your grandfather of the yellow turban would come in?" Qi Taibao shouted, and then, his tone changed, and he smiled extremely flatteringly: "Grandpa Wu......."

"A certain surname is a vulture, not a vulture."

"Oh, Grandpa Vulture, tsk, this surname is really personal! I know that if you let me enter Wuman, you will slap Ying Piaoxu Jidao Palace's face, otherwise, if you announce to the outside world, I am a disciple of Wuman, and I will not deny it, how about it? ”

"That's not good, if the shemale from Luoying Palace comes to see you, where can I find someone?"

"What are the shemales in Luoying Palace doing when they come to see me?" Qi Taibao asked puzzled.

"How do I know that the reason why a shemale is a shemale is that there is no little Ding Ding, and there is no little Ding Ding, how can the thinking be speculated by a dignified man like us."

"Tsk, what you said is also right, no, the ladyboy has a little Dingding, and the one who doesn't have a little Ding Ding is a eunuch."

"You Yellow Turban Taiping Dao, the three sages and saints of heaven, if you have a chance, it is nothing more than to seal you a heavenly master, a sage teacher, the holy master should not think about it, not to mention the supreme position of the unity of the sage and the holy master, but if you enter my barbarian witch, a hundred years later, the position of the holy barbarian will definitely be yours, no matter how you calculate it, it is cost-effective to enter my barbarian witch."

This kind of exchange between the two sides has lasted for several days, during which Qi Taibao went offline and offline, and the vultures didn't care, anyway, "Ten Thousand Birds" not only has a dangerous terrain, unless they can fly, they can enter and exit, and they also have his magic circle, even if the monks of Luoying Palace find it, it will not be able to break the magic circle without spending great energy, and besides, if the "Ten Thousand Birds" is attacked, the barbarian witch altar will also know, and it will not take long to rush to reinforcements.

took off the tiger's den, didn't want to enter the wolf's mouth again, Qi Taibao was also at a loss, entering the witch man means breaking away from the Taiping Road, the unity of the Yellow Turban military and education, which also means that he gave up the official position of the Yellow Turban Force, even if he took off the military uniform on his body; It can be seen that after knowing the rabble of the sect players, how could Qi Taibao be willing to join it, he must be a general.

After a few days of getting along, Qi Taibao's thoughts were also known, he said that it didn't matter, Wu Man and the Red Mei Army were allies, and Qi Taibao could join the Red Mei Army and continue to be a general; If it weren't for the concern of the brothers in life and death of the Golden Bell Jar, Qi Taibao would be moved if he couldn't do it, but now it is a stalemate.

As a Wu Man who is "forced/unhappy" without "tearing/forced" with Luoying Extreme Dao Palace, he has been suppressed by Luoying Palace for hundreds of years, and finally waited for an excellent opportunity to slap his face, how could Wu Man let this opportunity slip away? As long as Qi Taibao is protected until he dies of old age and the "Extreme Dao Extermination Order" is frustrated, Luoying Piaofu Extreme Dao Palace will never be able to raise its head, just thinking about it like this, the high-level people of Wuman will be drunk.

Qi Taibao, who was under house arrest in disguise, was very distressed, Wu Man's proposal did not form a task, and the situation he was in did not form a task, which made it impossible for him to react with the help of the prompts of the task.

"Is it possible to be trapped for the rest of your life? Probably not, I've been trapped for two days, and if it exceeds a certain time limit, there will definitely be tasks jumping out. Qi Taibao thought that his "induction power" could not play a role in the vulture, and the vulture pillar's mind was very clear, and he did not have the intention of harming him, so even if he guessed the mind of the vulture pillar, Qi Taibao had nothing to do.

On the third day of being trapped, when Qi Taibao was in a daze facing the abyss under the wooden house, a face suddenly appeared at the window, although this face was also painted, but compared to the wrinkled vultures on his face, it could still be seen that the owner of this face was very young. There are still countless bird calls outside the window, and there is a magic circle in the wooden house to isolate sound, and players are not in the habit of sleeping in the game, so this soundproofing facility has not been used since Qi Taibao came.

"You are Qi Taibao?"

If you can't guess the other party's mind, it means that the other party is a player, this is Qi Taibao's way to identify players and NPCs, so he also asked with a surprised face, "You are the legendary lonely crying nine cheap?" ”

The player was stunned and asked, "What is the Nine Cheap Crying Alone?" ”

"Each of the nine sects has three chances to enter the trial, and you actually failed all the trials and were kicked into the nine witches, this is crying alone."

"The soul is light, you are the one who cries nine cheaply, and your whole family is crying nine cheaply." The Wu Barbarian disciple scolded angrily.

He jumped into the wooden house angrily, and Qi Taibao realized that it was not "him" but "her", "Female player! Qi Taibao shouted in surprise, saying that after three months in the army, the sow was mink; The generals in the Yellow Turban Army are all male players, and Qi Taibao has either fled or fought since he entered the game, and although he saw a girl on the way to Taishan, he covered his face.

And when killing the players of the Ying Palace in Mount Emei, although there are also many female players, when they are killed, where will they go to see if the people are cool and beautiful, therefore, it is the first time that Qi Taibao has come into contact with female players so closely, which makes him extraordinarily surprised, and this surprise makes the witch quite disdainful, "I have never seen a single dog of a woman." ”

Qi Taibao felt the same way when he heard this, Nima, the first time I saw a female player with her face covered, and she was broken by a stone, and the second time she saw a girl, although she didn't cover her face, her face was painted like a special soldier, and she couldn't see the beauty and ugliness, but her chest was very spectacular, and when she jumped in, she trembled so much that Qi Taibao's eyes also trembled up and down.

"Liu Qingjiao, dead girl, let you dress up beautifully, why are you still like this." The vultures suddenly jumped into the wooden house and scolded angrily.

Qi Taibao looked at the face covered with paint in astonishment, and thought, "You also know that this is a ghost!" ”

Liu Qingjiao, a female disciple of the witch barbarian, pouted, and her voice was so sinister that Qi Taibao's bones were lightened, "Master, this is our witch barbarian tradition, how can we destroy it casually." ”

"Nonsense, how can we witches have this tradition."

"It's a tradition of our Wannito crossing."

"Don't talk nonsense, wash my face quickly."

Liu Qingjiao was reluctant to rush to clean, the vulture pillar turned his face and showed a very weird smile to Qi Taibao, Qi Taibao chrysanthemum tightened, feeling bad, and heard the vulture pillar thief's laughter like a male duck, "The Yellow Turban Taiping Dao refuses to accept female believers, that is, a nest of people with broken sleeves, who have entered the witch barbarian, the position of the holy barbarian can be sitted, and the beautiful witch is also at your fingertips." ”

", is this going to be a beauty?" Qi Taibao looked at the vultures with his mouth open, this old man was also quite desperate in order to pull him into the black club! Even the female disciples pulled it out as bargaining chips.

How to describe Liu Qingjiao's beauty? Qi Taibao felt that he had learned the language for so many years, not to mention the blood-spurting hole dress, not to mention the slender white legs, and the eye-catching breasts, just that delicate and porcelain-like face was enough to make a man crazy.

"In, in." Qi Taibao looked at the face that made the man salivate, and shouted loudly.

The vultures were overjoyed, and they grabbed Qi Taibao and was about to rush out, but as a result, Qi Taibao shouted at the top of his voice: "Wait, if you enter, is she my wife?" ”

"Of course, it has to be your wife."

"I don't."

The two voices sounded at the same time, Liu Qingjiao glared at the unscrupulous master, and the unscrupulous master also glared angrily, and secretly scolded in his heart, "Dead girl, pretend to die!" As long as you trick this kid to the altar and go through the initiation ceremony, he dares to touch your finger, and the master will cast him. ”

Sensing the thoughts of the vulture pillar, Qi Taibao immediately clamped/tightened his legs, and shouted angrily at the same time: ", there is no professional ethics anymore, use cheating marriage to pull me into the church, Nima, Lao Tzu is unhappy, I jumped off the cliff." ”

Jumping as soon as he said jump, Qi Taibao climbed out of the window of the wooden house and fell towards the bottom of the bottomless cliff, of course, he would definitely not die, and the vulture pillar himself would not let him hang, and soon stepped on the "magic wand" to pull Qi Taibao back to the wooden house; Unexpectedly, as soon as he jumped out of the window, he saw the situation that made him angry, and the thief who came from nowhere, actually stepped on a fan, caught Qi Taibao, and then ran out of Hula Hula.

"Xiao seems to be pitiful, you shameless old yellow scarf, return my son of the Holy Barbarian."

"Vulture Pillar, you stinky and shameless birdman, this is my yellow turban seed, how can I let you spoil it."

"Sage, can you please not use the word waste." Qi Taibao said weakly.

Just when Qi Taibao was deeply trapped in Liu Qingjiao's US Open, a slight voice came into his ears, the owner of the voice claimed to be the Yellow Turban Sage Xiao Yipi, this time he came to take him back to Mount Tai, Qi Taibao thought with his toes and knew that this must be the benefit brought by the "Extreme Road Extermination Order", otherwise, how would the group of gods in Taiping Dao know that he was a little yellow scarf.

Therefore, with the help of the quarrel, he pretended to jump off the cliff and jumped smoothly to Xiao Nipian's fan, and Xiao Nipian, who was ready to slip away, naturally rushed out with a "whoosh", but unfortunately, this is the land of the vultures pillar, and this old man was also anxious, in order to prevent Qi Taibao from leaving, he launched the "Ten Thousand Birds Trapping the Net" magic circle.

"Vulture Pillar, you birdman, you dare to launch such a life-saving array, it's too shameless."

Crashing headlong into the magic circle made of countless flying birds, even if Xiao Yilian was an eighth-level jade cultivator, he couldn't break the formation with the strength of one person, so he had to stop running helplessly, standing on the fan and scolding.