I swiped the circle of friends, and saw that they were all turning a local news, last night, there was a homicide in a residential building across the street from my house, it is said that a man suddenly went crazy, used an axe, hacked his wife and daughter to death, and finally screamed and cut off his head, when the residents were woken up, it was too late to stop it, the man cut off his head at the staircase, and the head rolled down the stairs, and the blood was instantaneous, sprayed everywhere, and frightened many people. A few pictures are attached below, this bloody picture made me sick to my stomach when I had just eaten.

There was also a conversation between my mother and those neighbors outside the door, and my mother was picking vegetables while discussing loudly with those aunts, "What a sin, that family is really miserable..." It's thundering and raining, and the corridor is full of blood... The child saw it and cried all night, what a sinful ......" "There are more policemen here, the bodies have been moved, the police car is still there, and the police cordon is still pulling......" "That building can still live people, if I am scared, I will be scared to death......"

Eh, I covered my stomach a little nauseous, got up and said, "Mom, I'm going to work." "I know, I'll be back early for dinner." "Got it...... "I got my stuff ready, went out of the house, said hello to the neighbors, and went to get my mount."

Wearing a Taoist robe bought from Taobao, carrying a schoolbag, wearing small round sunglasses, and riding my permanent mount, I creaked to my open-air office, a broken wooden table, and a couplet hung next to it, "A hexagram breaks this life, and a few words solve floating dreams." "Twenty steps to the west, there is a noisy vegetable market, ahem. Anyone who has attained enlightenment is hidden in the city.

Putting down the schoolbag and taking it out, a tube of hexagrams, some godly chattering hexagram paper (I copied it from the Internet. And some of the cheat sheets that were typed last night, pasted on the inside of the sleeves of the robes, and after that, there were decent people sitting on chairs, waiting for the fat fish, no, the donor to come to the door.

Of course, no one came to the door to seek the truth, and they all blamed this evil and ignorant society! After sending away the uncle of the city management and sending away the aunt of the street...... I propped my head and swatted the flies in boredom.

Suddenly, an old man in a shabby Zhongshan suit walked over slowly, I suddenly cheered up, ha, the fat fish came to the door, I tightened the robe, covered the logo of the cuffs, I first carefully observed the oncoming old man, the body was thin, the face was covered with wrinkles of the years, the hair was gray, but the eyes were still sharp, the walking pace was upright and calm, although the Zhongshan suit was shabby, but it was very neatly cared, well, there was a background, a big fish, this is my preliminary judgment.

When the old man sat down, I was about to open my double golden mouth, "Xiao Yang, you have grown into a young man." When I saw you back then, I was still a hairy boy in open crotch pants...""Ah..."I was a little confused, "Yang Xiucheng, that old guy is doing well......"...... My grandpa, you know my grandpa! It's been ten years since Grandpa died......"

"What, Yang Xiucheng is actually dead... How is it possible, he won't die if we die, he is such a person who is afraid of death! The old man suddenly became emotional, "Alas, this old guy doesn't wait for a few brothers, does he want to leave those things alone when he dies?" This, the situation is getting more and more serious, and the brothers are also old, and they are also more than capable of strength..."

"Wait, old man, no, senior...... What, you ......," the old man interrupted me, "huh? I can't imagine that this kid of yours has a pair of heavenly eyes. But it's sealed, Old Man Yang's craftsmanship is really good, and he didn't hurt the spiritual root, well, it's good... The spiritual root is full, and he is a natural Taoist genius, don't think that if you seal the eye of heaven, you can escape this way, this is fate, old man Yang... What you can't accomplish, you have to pay it back to your grandson after all. ”

I was stunned by the old man in front of me, a bunch of inexplicable words, "No, old man, you ......", "Are you willing to be my apprentice, you are full of spiritual roots, and you have a pair of natural heavenly eyes, it is simply a rare genius in a hundred years, I promise, in three years, to help you reach the peak of Taoism, the Tianmu Sect has declined, and the only hope depends on you." However, hehe, it costs 50,000 yuan for apprenticeship. The old man shook his palm, at first, he was praised for a burst of silly joy by what he was a genius and what hope, and when he heard 50,000, this dead old man turned out to be a cheater of money, and seeing his smile, he felt more and more that he was a liar.

"Let's go... Walk... Okay, stinky old man, don't think that you can cheat money from me and deceive three-year-old children in the name of my grandfather, I haven't fooled much myself, and besides, where is the real ghost in this world, Taoism or something, go away, don't disturb my business. ”

"Eh, boy, the old man only accepted you as an apprentice for the sake of your grandfather's face, stinky boy, with qualifications like you, the old man used to see a lot, but he didn't accept them as apprentices, and the 50,000, but your grandfather owed me the wine money back then, and it is not an exaggeration to take it back." "Go away, go away, don't run the train with your mouth full, I am also mixed up on this road, this trick can't fool me." I got up and was about to forcibly drive him away, but with a bang, he suddenly stood up, pressed one hand on my shoulder, and laughed in a low voice, "Hey, boy, you will have a big catastrophe recently, if you feel unwell, come to the old man, I don't have much time, you have to hurry." ”

After speaking, he patted me on the shoulder, took out a note from his arms, put it on my desk, turned his head, and walked forward, I stared at him blankly, just now, I felt my body pressed by him, I couldn't move, and I couldn't open my mouth to speak, and my brain couldn't control what he said in my mind. He turned around and said, "Don't lose this piece of paper, or you're in danger." Hehe" and left my field of vision, "Cut-" I still didn't believe it, but I still managed to slip it into my pants pocket.

Not long after the old man left, Aunt Liu of the neighborhood committee walked over to me, eh, I helped my forehead, this Aunt Liu is not a fuel-efficient lamp, every time because of my special profession, I always go to my parents to make a small report, but it is annoying, if it weren't for my smart brain and mouth that can speak, I would have been locked in the house by the second elder.

When she came to me, I immediately took off my sunglasses and put on a flattering smile, "Hello, Aunt Liu, I haven't seen you for a long time, and I'm a lot younger, ah, this dress is pretty good." Where to buy it, next time I'll buy one for my mom too. Aunt Liu suddenly smiled, "Where is it, the clothes are very cheap, dozens of yuan a piece, you can't look down on it, Xiao Yang, Auntie is looking for you for something, business is coming to the door." ”

After listening to this, I looked up at the sky, this Nima sun came out of the west, she usually doesn't dismantle my platform, don't mess with my business, it's already good, this time she also saves me business, this won't be a new type of fishing.

"Aunt Liu, you said you helped me pull a business?" "yes, that's right...... Don't look at me like that...... That's the case, wasn't there a family in the residential building across the street from you yesterday who wasn't dead, and then, the residents over there felt unlucky, resentment or something, and pooled money together, saying that they wanted to ask a Taoist priest to do the practice and exorcise ghosts, I didn't come to you, in fact, I don't believe you, but I also know you as a fake Taoist, anyway, I just make a look, ask for peace of mind, so I came to you. ”

"Oh, I see...... Hey, what is a fake Taoist, it's just that the Taoist priest has not been certified, if there is a Taoist certificate, I will give you an exam, then again, how much money do they pay, I am very expensive to go out of the mountain......", Aunt Liu glanced at me, "2000, that's all, don't do it and I'll find someone else." ”

My eyes lit up, "What! 2000！ Do it, who doesn't do it, who puppy. ”

"Okay, tomorrow at 9 o'clock in the morning, you come to the neighborhood committee to find me first, I'll take you over, don't be late, after doing the Fa work, just give the money, do it like that, they can rest assured, you know?" This Aunt Liu, sure enough, still doesn't believe me, "I know-" I sent this great god away angrily. I packed my bags and hurried home to think about tomorrow's rituals.