In the early hours of the morning, thunder gusted, white lightning swept across the dark night sky, and a small dark building flickered on and off, and the wind mixed with rain crackled against the windows. Suddenly, a terrible woman's scream resounded throughout the corridor, "Bang-" The door of a house was slammed open, and a little girl in white pajamas rushed out, her hair was scattered over her shoulders, and her white clothes were splashed with blood stains, crying loudly and running to the stairs, the woman's screams gradually weakened, and a man standing at the door was holding a bloody axe in his hand, dripping blood. The little girl fell to the entrance of the stairs and sat on the ground crying, and the man walked towards him step by step with an axe......

"Xiao Yang, it's almost noon, and I haven't gotten up yet... Like a young master, you want me to come up and call you... Doing nothing all day... Get up and have breakfast..."The old lady's voice came from downstairs, "Oh, I know... I'm annoyed..."A young man half-rolled up the quilt, scratched his ass with his right hand, turned over, and continued to play dead...

That's right, that man is me, my name is Yang Zi, a Shanghainese, I live in an unknown alley, I am a well-known person in that area, most people call me Master Yang, a small number of people... Ahem... Because they don't have much culture, they have a prejudice against my profession, my great and noble profession - Life Divergent Counseling Integrative Psychotherapist, commonly known as fortune teller, at first I only thought so shallowly, but later I found out that it is far from so simple... That's a point of no return, but that's for later......

I think at the beginning, I was in an internationally renowned university in other provinces, after graduation, I wanted to rely on my skyrocketing talent, to do a big career, after hitting a wall everywhere, I planned to live in my hometown ancestral house for a period of time, lying on the salary to taste the courage, and then make a plan, that period of time in my hometown, I lived a life of idle clouds and wild cranes, and also cultivated the temperament of my current fairy wind bones, which laid the most solid foundation for my future career.

One day, I caught a big carp from a stream near the ancestral house, and brought it back to the kitchen with joy, planning to make a braised fish to comfort myself, I pouted my ass and rummaged through the cabinets under the stove to find spices, the wooden plywood on it suddenly broke, and "snapped" a book, I was shocked, obediently, there was a mezzanine here, I brushed off the small sawdust and wooden board on the book, and saw that it was a thread-bound book, with a few small fly words on it, "Really... Book... Celestial arithmetic...... Huh... It's hard to read... Well...? "I wonder why there is such a book here.

I looked at the yellowed cover, and remembered a gray-haired, always so kind old man, that was my grandfather, I knew that my grandfather used to be a fortune teller, and was once said to be a man of the year in Shanghai, I don't know why it suddenly didn't count, came here, and lived a reclusive life, I think this book should be left by my grandfather, but why was he hidden here?

With curiosity, I turned the pages of the book that had already been yellowed, and I was deeply attracted by the content of it for a short time, although the words in it were small letters, they were very clear, and the sentences were not obscure, it was easy to read, and the content was all-encompassing, just a few lines of words, counting people and people, and some strange runes, I just half-pouted and didn't know how long I had been reading, I closed the book, exhaled, and suddenly a trace of inspiration flashed in my mind.

Eh, why don't you become a Taoist priest like my grandfather? When I was a child, when I watched my grandfather tell fortunes to the people in the village on weekdays, the appearance of the old god, and the adoring eyes of the villagers, wasn't that a career tailored for me Yang? Just do it!

"Hahaha..."Bang—"Whoa... Hit the head... It hurts me to death, master... Hahaha..."

In this way, I grabbed the book in my hand and walked towards a Taoist life that counts the past life and breaks the life of a Taoist priest in this life. Of course, there are also a lot of fans, who are chasing after me all day long, although I look like Jang Keun Suk. I have also accumulated a lot of wealth, and now I still have a second-hand permanent brand bicycle parked downstairs in my house that I bought with my first pot of gold. It's a mount with its own BGM, a creaking Terra.

Of course, I also have a partner, that is my hair small, Wang Ye, as the name is, very rough, burly, impatient, short-tempered, and I really can't compare, but the person is very good, and he is very good to his brother. At that time, I found this book in the ancestral house, so I ran back to the city to discuss with Wang Ye, and the two of them discussed together for a long time, he suddenly slapped the table and said, "Eh, I said Xiao Yang, this is not good, you see, this Xi Da came up, the policy is hard, you will not be used as cannon fodder if you do this." ”

I was shocked, yes, my head was hot at the time, I didn't expect this stubble, just when I was still thinking, I saw a fat hand, grabbed the book, and stuffed it into my arms, "It seems that this thing is a little difficult for a while." Xiao Yang, this matter, you are thinking about it, some marriages here are quite interesting, borrow me for a few days. ”

My head is like a clockwork top, it turns fast, yes, this kid tricked me, I want to use this set to deceive my sister, I want to occupy the magpie's nest, then I can't bear my temper, and I will scuffle with Wang Ye when I go up, and finally.

I was crushed underneath. Of course, I let him go, "******, you piggy, get me off Lao Tzu." ”

"You're a good one. It started so suddenly. Wouldn't you just borrow it for a few days to see, as for being so stingy? "You are special, don't pretend to be confused, you want to use my book to deceive your little sister." You bad young man, you still want to use this trick to trick me!? "Am I that kind of person? …… Hey...... I'm it, how to drop! ”

Okay, I entered the wolf's den, I knew I wouldn't show it to this dead fat man, I was instantly coaxed, no, a gentleman can bend and stretch, just let this stinky and shameless stink for a few days.

After that, I calculated the future for people at the entrance of the vegetable market and cut off this life. And Wang Fatzi, at the bridge, pulling the red line for female comrades, counting marriage, when he thought of this fat pig's hand touching around on the snow-white palm of a beautiful woman, it was really infuriating.

Well, this is the history of my Master Yang......

"Stinky boy, I can't get up." My mother's voice like a life-urging charm came again, eh, this sleep is really not sleeping, turned over, I carried a bird's nest, went downstairs, came to the hall, "Oh, it's really annoying, I worked late yesterday, what's wrong with sleeping more." My mother's voice came from the door, "Work, oh yo, I'm sorry to say, you and Wang Ye's stinky boy, playing games upstairs together, what, Galen, what grass, loud noise, I can't hear the knock on the door, it's a war." ”

"......" I was speechless for a moment, so I had to wash up, quietly swept the dishes on the table, burped contentedly, sat on the chair, and brushed the circle of friends.

What the! Shanghai, and up and down the stairs, little tyrants, someone must say that, ashamed, in fact, although this place belongs to Shanghai, but here is far away from the junction of urban and rural areas, almost close to the province, almost belongs to the two regardless of the zone, the house price is not expensive scary, but it is also considerable, in fact, our family's money income is based on my grandfather's savings in the early years, the façade house and other real estate bought, the rent collected, and my father also does a small business, living together, and living a good life.