Chapter 136: The Story That Lin Ning and the Tent Have to Say
Intuition is the sixth sense, and the sixth sense is intuition. The steamed bun wrote a little bit about the novel, and interested friends can take a look. Purely personal opinion.
By the way, this chapter is still two chapters of word count
The dividing line of personal opinion
Why do I have strange thoughts? Could it be that I've been abused a lot lately and have developed an M tendency? That's not a good sign.
Heavenly Fathers and Mothers, bless your sons to become peerless and powerful as soon as possible! Someday I'm going to trample all the guys who have bullied me under my feet, especially that pervert, and make him kneel and lick my toes.
After Lin Ning prayed sincerely, he turned over and freed the white rabbit that had been oppressed for a long time. glanced at the amoeba that was still wandering around, that is, the insect armor, and his eyes were complicated.
This pervert is really not an ordinary pervert, at first I thought he was just a guy who relied on the inhuman illusion of the SS-level mutant creature to play prestige. But after seeing his performance in the Brain Eater incident, yesterday's two skill demonstrations, and even today's methods of clearing such a large open space with a raised hand, he would never think like that.
The facts show that this is a powerful and outrageous pervert!
Lin Ning can wander in the gray area and turn a personal deception, in addition to relying on the peerless beauty and spiritual charm ability of his female body, fine observation and extraordinary judgment and analysis ability are also essential.
Through Li Gang's previous performance, Lin Ning can be sure that Li Gang has very strong strength, and those he has shown are only a small part, and the real strength is still difficult to predict. In addition, he has a strange energy crystal, can control powerful illusions and amoeba that are beyond common sense, and what is the identity of the Chosen One, and maybe there are other things that he doesn't know. To say that he is a mystery is to underestimate him. Therefore, Lin Ning also knew that the chances of trampling this kind of person under his feet were slim. But for Lin Ning, this is a goal, he also believes that everything is possible, even his own waste wood man can become a super beauty and deceive the previous unattainable guys, what else is impossible.
There is another thing that Lin Ning cares about very much, although she subjectively hates Li Gang very much, and she is even more disgusted with his perverted behavior, and she can't wait to step on his feet and let him lick his toes. But for some reason, I don't intuitively reject this pervert. Obviously, what he did like that was very excessive, he obviously wanted to hate it, but he couldn't hate it in his heart, it was a very contradictory feeling, as if his feelings were out of control.
Contradictory as it was, she trusted her instincts.
It was precisely because of this contradictory intuition that Lin Ning dared to make up his mind to follow Li Gang to improve his strength. Otherwise, if she also intuitively rejected Li Gang, she would definitely not be so stupid as to jump into the fire pit by herself.
But now that it looks like he's really in the fire pit, could it be that the super-accurate sixth sense intuition also fails?
After thinking about it, Lin Ning finally came to the conclusion that although Li Gang is very bad and perverted, he is not completely bad, so he does not intuitively reject him, but in fact, he is still a pervert.
Xiaowei and their side, with the concerted efforts of the two, the tent has been half erected. Lin Ning looked at the two tent bags under his buttocks, infinitely melancholy.
Let's go, what else? Lin Ning had no doubt that Li Gang would hang her from a tree if she hadn't set it up. Whether to die of exhaustion or hang alive on a tree to feed insects, Lin Ning chose the former. Exhaustion is also better than feeding bugs.
This kind of folding tent is not difficult to set up, but Lin Ning's body is extremely tired and the soles of her feet hurt like a fire, which makes it extremely difficult for her.
Is this a new style of punishment game? Curse that pervert to be eaten by mutants... It's better not to eat them all, just eat your hands and feet or something, the spar hasn't arrived, and he can't die yet.
After Xiaowei and the others finished setting up their tents, Lin Ning hadn't even set up a tent shelf yet. Glancing at the two who were resting, Lin Ning had an idea, wouldn't it be good if he asked them to help?
"Two sisters?" Lin Ningxian smiled and leaned in front of Xiaowei.
Xiao Wei looked around and asked, "Who is your name?" ”
"You guys."
Xiaowei glanced at Lin Ning's chest unhappily, and said coldly: "Who is your sister, don't be close to me." ”
Lin Ning was choked up, but he didn't retreat so easily, and continued: "Okay, two beauties, can you help me set up a tent?" ”
"Don't." Xiao Wei didn't think about it and simply replied.
Damn, how can their brothers and sisters be virtuous, refuse to get up so happily without a trace of hesitation, even if you have a little spirit of helping others, hesitate a little!
"Hehe, don't say that. I know at a glance that you must be as beautiful, empathetic, and helpful as you are on the outside, a good girl who is as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside, and the living Lei Feng of the new century! You see my feet are worn out, and I can't stand on my feet now, and it's easy for you to pitch a tent, but it's harder for me than to climb to the sky. So please help me, I'll repay you! Lin Ning looked pitiful, I really felt pity. I'm afraid that any man will go to the soup for her when he sees her.
"......" Xiaowei and Li Fengmei were silent. This guy is really embarrassed to say that even the two of us didn't wear out her feet, she can wear out her feet, how delicate is she.
In fact, Xiaowei and Li Fengmei, as students of the Evolutionary School, have a lot of physical training programs, and have routine running exercises every day, so although they are also tired after walking for a few hours, they will not wear out their feet or anything. Lin Ning is different, she basically has no physical exercise, even if she is trained at the base, she also takes the spiritual route, without too much physical exercise, her body is naturally much weaker than Xiaowei and others, and she is also a lot more delicate.
Lin Ning saw that the two daughters didn't speak, and when they were thinking about it, they couldn't help but rejoice in their hearts, there was a play!
I want to think that Lin Ning has been crisscrossing nightclubs for several months, wandering among all kinds of people, and the trick of flickering has been perfected, and countless Kaizi who have deceived have bent their waists. Although the matter has now been revealed and has been collectively blacklisted, the skill of fooling ** should not be underestimated. So, isn't it easy to deal with you two little girls who are not deeply involved in the world? As long as you're willing to take a stubble, just be a coolie for me, huh.
Lin Ning was smug in her heart, Xiaowei finally spoke, only to see her look at Li Fengmei beside her with a puzzled expression, and asked, "Who is Lei Feng?" Do you know each other? ”
"Lei Feng, it seems that a long, long time ago, a guy who had a private photographer in an era when he couldn't get enough to eat, took more than 200 life photos, and liked to boast everywhere."
"I see. But I obviously don't have a private photographer, I'm still an innocent, cute and low-key girl, how can I say what kind of live Lei Feng I am? We're not like that at all. ”
Poof
Lin Ning fell, these two guys sang and made fun of me. If Comrade Lei Feng knew what you said, wouldn't you want to cry like Dou E?
"Also, let's not talk about Lei Feng or Lei Feng Tower for the time being, to be honest, what do you use to repay us?" Xiaowei then asked.
"This..."Lin Ning held back for a long time and didn't come up with a reason. Suddenly found that the trick of repaying kindness is indeed very useful for men, because such ambiguous words with hints are easy to make people have some wonderful associations, such as the eighteen forbidden contents such as kindness and flesh compensation. But now these two are women, and the female color is invalid, and if he is a beautiful man, it may work. Wait a minute, Li Gang's sister seems to be a lily girl. Thinking of this, Lin Ning suddenly brightened up, and said with a shy expression: "Actually, I don't object to Lily or anything, if it's you, I can." ”
"You can be big! Miss Ben is not a lace edge, but the person she likes happens to be a woman. Besides, even if I'm a lily girl, I won't be interested in shemales, and if I want to make a move, I will shoot at her! As he spoke, Xiao Wei lightly picked up Li Fengmei's chin.
Li Fengmei immediately "begged" with a frightened face: "The heroine spares her life, the little woman is still a yellow flower girl, you can be merciful!" ”
"Flower girl, serve the uncle well, the uncle will not treat you badly, wahahaha..."
"Ya Butterfly~~"
Seeing that these two girls were in trouble and directly hung themselves aside, Lin Ning was embarrassed and weakly explained, "I'm not a shemale, I just have the ability to change gender." This seems to be said to Xiaowei and them, and it is more like talking to herself, because the second daughter has no bird for her at all.
Lin Ning sighed, it is better to ask for others than for yourself, so let's come by myself.
Lin Ning was turning around, and Xiao Wei suddenly shouted, "Wait." ”
"What's the matter?"
"You can help me and answer a few questions."
"Okay, okay, just ask." Seeing that there was still a play, Lin Ning immediately replied happily. Don't say a few.,As long as you're willing to help me.,Hundreds of questions aren't a problem.,Just want to know how many times a week I'm going to be able to masturbate.,If this girl is really that boring.。
Seeing that Lin Ning agreed, Xiao Wei let go of Li Fengmei and pointed at Lin Ning's chest, "Are you in salt water or silicone?" ”
“…… It's meat, it's true! ”
"Really?" Xiao Wei looked suspicious, "Could it be that it was caused by hormones?" "Wave your hand to Li Fengmei, who was tidying up her clothes on the side", you go and try the real one. ”
"Why me, what if I get infected?"
"Hey, what do you think of me, pathogen?" Lin Ning protested.
Protests were ignored.
"Coward, I'll do it myself." Xiao Wei despised Li Fengmei for a moment, got up and walked towards Lin Ning.
Seeing Xiaowei coming, Lin Ning was stunned, "Slow... Wait, you're doing it yourself... Yes! ”
Before Lin Ning finished speaking, Xiao Wei had already grabbed it unceremoniously, and his hand was not light, and his little hand repeatedly kneaded and verified the authenticity of the white rabbit that he couldn't grasp with one hand.
“… You lighten it up, it will hurt if you work so hard, um~~ah~~" was actually hit on the chest by a girl, Lin Ning wanted to cry without tears, but this pleasure, I felt that my body seemed to be excited......
"Don't make such a disgusting sound!" Xiao Wei couldn't stand Lin Ning's moaning, so he squeezed it and yelled at her. That moaning is even Xiaowei's face is red, this is the live dubbing of the island country action movie?
"Can I be blamed for this?" Lin Ning was aggrieved. It's the first time I've been rubbed like this by others, and I'm not used to it.
In the past, seducing Kaizi wouldn't let them touch it casually, because psychologically it's a man, and if it's touched, it will feel disgusting. And if you don't want them to touch it, you just need to use your charm ability a little bit to make them obedient. But I don't dare to use the charm ability casually, because many of those Kaizi have bodyguards, and it would be bad if they were discovered by the more powerful evolutionary bodyguards. Therefore, when fooling people, they mainly rely on hue, plus some means, and when they can't do it, they will use spiritual charm to control it, so as not to play with fire and play themselves. Those who took the bait are not here to talk about the trend of world peace and care about human development, but to press themselves to the bed XXoo. So charm is a good means of self-protection, when you enter the room, the bodyguard will not be watching the battle, you can use charm to control, clean the other party's wallet, ask for the password of the payment card and leave safely.
"Is it true?" Seeing Xiaowei finish checking Li Fengmei's gossip, he came up and asked.
"It's true in terms of feel, I didn't expect to be able to hit so big with hormones! Shouldn't I get a shot too? As he spoke, Xiaowei glanced at his poached eggs.
"No, your poached eggs are cute."
"You like poached eggs so much, I'll help you make poached eggs later. We have such a good relationship, don't thank me. ”
"The heroine spares her life, the little girl knows her mistakes, and the little girl beats your back." Li Fengmei jokingly knocked Xiaowei on the back a few times.
Xiao Wei snorted, turned his head and continued to ask Lin Ning, whose face was flushed, "There is still a question, are your balls still there?" I've heard that there are shemales, but it's the first time I've seen a real shemale. ”
"I'm not a shemale, did you listen to me? I actually have the balls, but I don't have them now. ”
"It's already cut!"
"No, of course I didn't become a woman, but I became a man."
"Oh..."Xiao Wei thought for a moment and came to the conclusion, "It's still cut." ”
Lin Ning was speechless, whatever you think, all in all, I quickly helped me set up a tent after answering the question.
"Any questions?"
"It's gone."
"Then you can help me set up a tent."
"Well, Miss Ben does what she says. Little plum, move your hands. ”
"Wow."
Xiao Wei and Li Fengmei really helped dismantle another tent bag, and the speed of the two of them was much faster than Lin Ning.
Lin Ning sighed with relief, this chest was not touched in vain.
As a result, before Lin Ning was relieved, Xiaowei and Li Fengmei left the unfinished tent and turned around to leave.
"What's the situation, didn't you say you want to help me set up a tent?"
"Help, didn't you see that?" Xiao Wei asked rhetorically, pointing with his hand.
Lin Ning saw that a tent that had been dismantled and placed but had not been set up was spread on the ground. Then he said: "Isn't this a good ride?" ”
"I've only asked you two questions, and it's worth it to help with that." Xiaowei said it rightly.
"But you touched my breasts."
"Cut, what's the big deal, no matter how big it is, it's just a shemale. Do you still want to touch me? Dirty! ”
Who am I messing with? Where did I get nasty? Lin Ning wants to cry without tears, this little aunt is too unreasonable, she is more excessive than Li Gang's pervert in this regard.
"Okay, you're right, then ask me a few more questions, and help me finish. You can ask anything, measurements, I am used to touching myself with that hand, where I have tattoos, and which actress I like, I know everything. Lin Ning pleaded, and the festival went away with the wind.
"I want to know what those are doing! I don't know what to call a guy. Xiao Wei frowned and said, and at the same time slandered, the guy who was with that stupid brother was really not normal, and this kind of thing was said.
"Well, for your pity's sake, I'll ask you a few more questions. Who made me an innocent, lovely, kind and beautiful beautiful girl? Xiao Wei sighed wryly.
"Hehe, it's so thick-skinned." Li Fengmei snickered.
"Go, go, go." Xiao Wei waved his hand at Li Fengmei to drive her away, and continued to say to Lin Ning: "Ask you a few questions and answer them honestly." ”
"Hmm," Lin Ning nodded.
"Does my stupid dude have a girlfriend?"
"I don't think so, I haven't seen it, I haven't heard him mention it."
"Is there anyone you like?"
"This..."Lin Ning thought for a moment and said, "It's not so much like it, it's more like harassment." ”
"Cut, this idiot, do you plan to fight a bachelor for the rest of your life? If his virtue does not change, how can any girl like him. ”
"That's it, that's it." Lin Ning agreed.
"I didn't tell you."
"Uh..." Lin Ning was dumbfounded, obviously you were talking to me about it, it was too unreasonable.
"I'm asking you a personal matter." Xiao Wei suddenly stared at Lin Ning with a strange expression, staring at her straight hair.
"Say... Go ahead. "What's the deal with this bad premonition?
"What do you think of my stupid brother?"
"It's good, a good person, hehehehe......" Lin Ning said against his will. This is his sister in front of him, can you say that your brother is a super pervert, I can't wait to trample him into paramecium? Can't!
"Oh, that's it, I'll just say, just look at the way you flirt and scold, you know that the relationship is quite good."
Rely on it, what kind of eyes do you have, who flirted with him? It's obvious that he is abusing me unilaterally, okay. Lin Ning's heart was shouting, but he could only smile bitterly on his face. The feeling of eating coptis chinensis is the taste of dumbness!
Xiao Wei ignored Lin Ning's smile that was about to come out of the water, and continued: "You see that it's not easy for me to be a sister, and I have to worry about life events for that stupid brother. Look at your face is peugeot, your figure is good, and your personality is okay, the main thing is that the two of you have undisciplined personalities also get along, if you think he is good, why don't you just be his girlfriend? ”
Poof...
Not only Lin Ning, but even Li Fengmei sprayed.
Lin Ning's mood was complicated, but it was more strange, "Aren't you supposed to be a shemale?" Do you dare to let me be your brother's girlfriend? ”
Xiao Wei smiled and said in an old-fashioned manner: "What age is it now, love transcends borders, gender, and race!" I can accept that the person I like is a woman, so it's no problem for my sister-in-law to be a shemale in the future. ”
You're fine, why don't you ask your brother if he has a problem? I don't even ask for my opinion.,Directly arrange a shemale girlfriend for him.,It's really hard for him to have a sister like you.,Although I'm not a shemale.。
And I'm a serious pure master, and I definitely don't like men, let alone a man I hate. But these words can't be said now, and they have to be counted on to help set up the tent, so he squeezed out a smile and said: "This, I can think about it, hehe... Can you help me set up my tent first? ”
"Well, I'll help you for the sake of you being my future sister-in-law."
I won't be your sister-in-law, I'd rather buy a piece of tofu and die than die.
"There's another question..."Xiao Wei and Li Fengmei suddenly turned their heads and asked when they walked towards the unfinished tent, "What is your measurements?" ”
"Don't you want to know......"
For Lin Ning's relatively majestic chest, Xiao Wei really still cares a lot.
No matter what, Xiaowei and Li Fengmei really helped Lin Ning set up a tent seriously.
In the process of setting up the tent, Li Fengmei asked, "Are you serious?" Let her be your future sister-in-law? ”
Xiao Wei smiled slyly, "Guess." ”
Seeing Xiaowei smiling so treacherously, Li Fengmei understood, "Your heart and eyes are really bad!" ”
"It's boring."
"I'm kind of sympathetic to Miss Shemale. But then again, is she really a shemale? Li Fengmei glanced at Lin Ning, who was more feminine than a woman, and now she looked sick and delicate, and even Lin Daiyu felt like her.
"I don't know if she's a shemale or not, but I'm sure she's not a normal woman, otherwise with my stupid brother's virtues, I'd have gone to lick her ass and groove, how could I do this to her. So let's just think she's a shemale. ”
"Oh, you still call yourself a beautiful girl, and a beautiful girl won't say anything as vulgar as an uncle."
"Anyway, there is no one else, do you have an opinion?"
"Expose your true nature~"
"Cut, don't talk nonsense." Xiaowei glanced at Li Fengmei, and then said: "But I'm seriously thinking about finding a girlfriend for the stupid brother, don't you admire him, why don't you come, sister-in-law Mei is a good name." ”
"you, you sold your best friend like this. Worship is worship, but people like that kind of prince charming-style handsome guy, you just dedicate yourself. ”
"Offering your head, Miss Ben already has a heart."
"Oh, Sister Xiaoying, no, you lily girl, saliva is flowing out."
"Yay? If you don't accept it, look at the mourning family and correct the law on the spot! ”
"Your Excellency is merciful, be gentle..."
Lin Ning glanced at the two girls who were making trouble again, and said in his heart that you are so energetic, but you should set up the tent for me first......