Verbose is a disease that must be cured!

Long-winded dividing line

When Li Gang returned to the camp with a "hedgehog" the size of a hippopotamus, three tents had already been set up.

Xiaowei greeted him first, "It's back, your cute and charming sister is dying of hunger." ”

"I'm dying of hunger and still talk so much?"

"What do you say? I didn't hear the belch, say it again. ”

Xiaowei's eyes widened, and Li Gang immediately changed his words, "I said that this pig must be delicious, hehe..."

This girl is really less and less like a girl, but like the ultimate demon king. If the Great Demon King is spoken, it should be okay to overthrow something. But it's a pity, it's a pity, this big demon king has been raided and is not in my copy, the egg hurts!

At this time, Li Fengmei also walked over, she greeted Li Gang, curious to see what kind of mutant beast this was, but when she saw it, she suddenly burst into a scream, and even the tofu flowers on the side were startled.

"Hiccup~"

"What's wrong, there's a mutant beast attacking?"

Li Gang hurriedly turned around to check, but saw nothing but the shaking weeds.

"This... This mutant beast..."Li Fengmei seemed to be frightened, and even stumbled when she spoke. But her hand pointed to the head of the mutant beast that Li Gang was carrying,

Xiao Wei took two steps to the side to Li Fengmei's position and looked, it was also a scream, but it was not as exaggerated as Li Fengmei, and after screaming, he asked, "Where is the head?" ”

The mutant beast that Li Gang was carrying, its huge head was gone, leaving only a neck as big as a pot lid that had been cut off by Qi Gen, and the neck was still dripping blood. The bloody scene was really impactful, especially the exposed muscles, bones and trachea in the neck that looked like a horror movie.

Putting the mutant beast on the ground, Li Gangfeng said lightly: "What should I be, my head is cut off, isn't it obvious?" ”

"Of course I know it's cut down, I ask why you cut it off, it's so infiltrating."

Xiaowei once participated in the rescue team of T City, and she has seen a picture that is a hundred times bloodier than this, but it has been some time since then, and she has gradually forgotten about it, so she was also shocked to see this bloody scene again, but she quickly got used to it, unlike Li Fengmei, who turned her back in fright and didn't dare to take a second look.

"What are you doing with it, you want to eat a pig's head? It's useless to keep it, and it's weird, and cutting off the head is good for bloodletting, you don't want blood everywhere in your flesh. ”

"Uh... You have a point. Xiaowei was speechless, because what Li Gang said seemed to be really reasonable.

In fact, Li Gang didn't say anything, with his strength, he didn't care about the weight of a pig's head, and bloodletting only needed to cut the carotid artery, and it was not difficult for him. The main reason why the head of the mutant beast was cut off was that the tofu flower smashed the braincase of the mutant beast and hollowed out its brain, and there was a bloody hole in the head, which was even more terrifying, so it was better to cut off the head directly.

Seeing that Xiaowei no longer asked, Li Gang would not explain these things much. glanced at the camp, but didn't see Lin Ning, so he asked, "Huh?" What about my maid? Did this guy run away? ”

Xiao Wei tilted his head at a tent, "Your maid is inside, waiting for your pampering, go quickly." ”

"Huh! Don't say such terrible things, okay? Li Gang patted his chest with a frightened look, "The lower limit can be thrown, the festival can be thrown, and the revolutionary chrysanthemum cannot be lost!" ”

"your." Xiao Wei angrily kicked Li Gang outside the tent.

Li Gang touched his buttocks, and then lifted the curtain of the tent, "Maid, don't be lazy, come out to work... Uh, what are you doing? ”

Li Gang saw that Lin Ning was holding his feet in front of him in the tent, as if he was licking his feet?

looked back at the tofu flower, then faced Lin Ning, and snickered: "I didn't expect you to have this kind of interest, but you move quickly, and come out to help clean up lunch after licking, maybe it's dinner, whatever." ”

"Lick? What to lick? Lin Ning was stunned by Li Gang's inexplicable words, but when he saw the way he looked at his feet, and then contacted his posture of holding his feet, he immediately understood what he had misunderstood. Busy said: "I'm just looking at the injury on the sole of my foot, don't let me think in strange ways!" I'm not your pervert. ”

"Oops~" Li Gang raised his eyebrows, "You are the tone that a maid should have?" Don't you want hedron anymore? ”

"......" is inhumane, he didn't see that I was hurt and threatened me. Curse you to be popped with chrysanthemums by twenty big men on the street.

Lin Ning was cursing, Li Gang suddenly squatted down and grabbed her ankle, "I'll take a look." ”

"Wow!!" Being grabbed and pulled by Li Gang's coldness, Lin Ning suddenly lost his balance and lay on the ground, and said in horror: "What are you going to do?" ”

"What are you shouting, it's very noisy." Li Gang casually grabbed Lin Ning's other kick, and now she was completely flat.

"Let go, what are you going to do?" The arrest of his feet made Lin Ning very uneasy, and threatened: "If I don't let go, I'm going to transform!" ”

"Change, if you dare to change, I'll cut it off for you." Li Gangmeng smiled and glanced at Lin Ning between his legs.

"You can't change it..."Lin Ning burst into tears.

"Don't talk nonsense, be honest, don't move."

"Can't resist a little?"

"Resist your sister, lie down for me."

"I'm not mentally prepared yet, so you can't change the time, this blue sky is bright and bright, at least wait until the evening."

"The light is not good at night, and it hurts the eyes."

"Still watching? Can I complain? ”

"Spit on you yarn. As a good boss, boss, and master with ideals, culture, morality, love, responsibility, affection, handsomeness, and temperament, and considerate care of your useless maid, you should be grateful and grateful. ”

"You want to care about me, you obviously want to rape me!"

Li Gang gave Lin Ning a pair of sanitary balls, "The beauty you think, I just like that inflatable pillow, and I won't have any thoughts about you." ”

Lin Ning followed Li Gang's gaze and turned his head to look at the pillow on the side of his head, feeling that why did this sound so infuriating?

Li Gang looked at the soles of Lin Ning's feet, there were several frayed wounds on each foot, and the broken skin was still hanging on it, looking a little disgusting.

"You're too delicate, those two little girls are fine."

"I don't want to."

Li Gang put down one of Lin Ning's feet, grabbed the other, took out a bottle of potion from the space ring, and sprayed it on the soles of her feet.

"It hurts, it hurts! What is it? Lin Ning was in pain as if he had withdrawn his foot, but the one that was grabbed by Li Gang was motionless at all, and his strength was not at the same level.

"Sterilize and stop bleeding, you don't want your feet to rot, do you? If you don't want to, don't move. ”

Since he was training in the wilderness, Li Gang certainly had the necessary medicines and emergency supplies with him. He has some common potions here, bandages and everything.

"Aren't you a pure master? Crying with this little injury? Li Gang sprayed medicine while unceremoniously sarcastic to the teary-eyed Lin Ning.

"I don't want to, I can't stop it." Lin Ning didn't know what to say, but it really hurt, this pervert wouldn't spray salt water to fix me, right?

After spraying the potion, Li Gang took out a bandage and bandaged Lin Ning's feet.

"Ahh As soon as the bandage touched the soles of Lin Ning's feet, she screamed.

"Shut up, shout believe it or not, I'll take off my socks and gag your mouth. Grandma's legs are dripping, in the end are you a maid or I am a maid, there are so many things to serve you. Li Gang muttered unhappily.

"It hurts, you be gentle," Lin Ning asked weakly.

Outside the tent, tofu flowers were unhurriedly nibbling on a piece of bloody raw meat.

Xiaowei and Li Fengmei stood in the tent and listened attentively, and the soul of gossip was already burning so much that people couldn't look at it directly.

"Do you hear that? Shouting that it hurts, let me be gentle, maybe it's the first time. Hey, hey," Li Fengmei laughed.

"you." Xiao Wei frowned and said, "I just said it casually, but I didn't expect that there would be more ladyboy sisters-in-law." ”

Ten minutes passed, Li Gang came out of the tent, and there was a reluctant Lin Ning behind him.

"Okay, okay, don't drag, I'll go by myself." Lin Ning protested, breaking free from Li Gang's hand.

After spraying the medicine and wrapping the bandage, although Lin Ning was very painful at first, the pain disappeared after a while, and he felt that the soles of his feet were cool and comfortable, and he didn't feel a problem when he walked.

Lin Ning glanced at Li Gang's back, recalling the scene where Li Gang had medicated himself and bandaged himself just now, and his cheeks couldn't help but heat slightly. Even Li Gang's rude action of grabbing his ankle didn't seem to feel so rude.

What kind of medicine does this guy use? It seems to work, but the bandaging technique is a little worse. But it seems that although he is an undisciplined pervert, it doesn't seem to be hopelessly bad. I didn't see that he still had a gentle side!

No, no, I have absolutely no strange tendencies, absolutely not! Well, it's just a little touch, like letting a kitten or a puppy lick their fingers.

Lin Ning was still moved, Li Gang took her to the mutant beast, pointed at the mutant beast and said, "My feet don't hurt, clean it up, and wait for the meal." ”

Lin Ning was also startled when he saw the bloody broken neck, but he had the knowledge in the ruins, and he adapted faster than Xiao Wei. But adaptation is adaptation, and cleaning up such a large mutant beast is not something that her small body can do.

So he said: "I'm not a power-type evolutionary, how can I clean it up?" ”

"Of course it's cleaned up with your hands, what do you think I'm going to do to heal your feet so that you can move? You can't even do this, so what's the use of a maid like you? It's better to hang it up as bait. ”

"You..."Lin Ning was dumbfounded, and at the same time said in his heart, the preface was withdrawn, this pervert is a hopeless bastard! Give back my touches!

"For your sake, I'll borrow your knife first." Saying that, Li Gang took out of thin air an extra dagger with a curved blade of more than 20 centimeters and threw it to Lin Ning, "Use it to cut, peel off the skin for me, and clean up the internal organs, don't stain your clothes, that's mine, I have to pay it back!" ”

Lin Ning glanced at the strange strange-shaped small dagger in his hand, and then at the corpse of the mutant beast lying on his chest, as well as the skin with spikes on it, which looked very tough, and gritted his teeth and said, "Count you ruthless." ”

"The maid can't say such things, clean up, or you won't have anything to eat."

Lin Ning was silent, and walked directly to the mutant beast with the dagger, and stabbed the skin at the broken neck, as if it was not the mutant beast but Li Gang. But to her surprise, this knife went down, and the blade was not blocked by the hard skin as expected, but felt that the blade was slightly blocked and directly entered without a handle.

Lin Ning couldn't believe it, and after trying it several times in a row, he found that this hard mutant animal skin was like paper paste in front of this dagger. Finding this, Lin Ning was even more energetic, stabbing and cutting, as if he was treating this dead mutant beast as Li Gang. It seems that the grudge is quite deep.

Seeing that Lin Ning was working so hard, Li Gang praised: "I'm quite motivated." ”

At this time, Xiaowei came to Li Gang, looked at Lin Ning suspiciously, and asked, "How can you do this to her?" ”

"Huh?" was asked by Xiaowei so suddenly, and the second monk Li Gang was puzzled, "I said dear Sister Di, when did you have a front with her?" ”

"You idiot, don't pretend to be confused, aren't you already there?"

"Which one?"

"Still pretending to be confused, we all heard it clearly outside just now."

Saying that, Xiaowei glanced at Li Fengmei, and Li Fengmei nodded approvingly.

"What?" Li Gang was even more puzzled.

"This one!" Xiao Wei gestured, his left hand posed in an oK shape, and then his right index finger passed through the o at once. "Since you're already in this relationship, you should be responsible, even if she's a shemale."

Poof...

Li Gang sprayed, patted Xiaowei on the shoulder and laughed: "Hahahahaha... Sister, when did you have such a sense of humor? Me with her? I'd rather go with a pillow. How did you come up with such a strange idea? ”

"How do you explain the strange words and voices in the tent just now?" Xiaowei didn't believe it.

"I just treated the injury on the sole of her foot just now, and I can't do it if she talks a lot of nonsense, I don't believe you see for yourself." As he spoke, Li Gang pointed to Lin Ning's feet not far away.

Xiao Wei followed what Li Gang pointed at, although Lin Ning was wearing shoes, he could still see the bandages exposed on his feet, and he couldn't help blushing, but then sighed again, looking disappointed.

"Hey, what's the deal with your disappointed expression?"

"She's quite beautiful, with a good figure and feel, and I don't actually mind having a ladyboy sister-in-law." Xiao Wei spread his hands.

"You don't mind!" Li Gangyi, what a terrible girl. "Wait a minute, what do you mean by 'it feels good'?"

"Hehe, don't care about that kind of thing." Xiaowei waved his hand to divert the topic: "Brother, you are not too young, hurry up and find another girlfriend." Your current virtue will not please girls, girls like Korean-style handsome prince charming. ”

Li Gang smiled after hearing this, "Prince Charming? Your brother and I are a higher-level existence, Prince Charming's kind of thing is slapped to death. ”

"I'm talking about Prince Charming, not a white-haired fly......"

Li Gang didn't expect Lin Ning to complete the work of cleaning up the mutant beast by himself, and he also went to help after chatting with Xiaowei about the topic of no nutrition. Take out the Guardian's Sword and brush it down a few times, and the corpse of the mutant beast will be dismantled. The internal organs are basically dug and buried, and the heart of the rice cooker has become a snack for tofu flowers. However, it is indeed not a pleasing thing to see a Lori holding a bloody heart that is several circles bigger than her own head and gnawing. And the cute pink sundress was also stained red with blood, which looked like a horror movie scene.

Li Gang frowned when he looked at the tofu flower, then pointed at it and ordered: "You, don't look at it, it's you, go over there and eat." ”

Drive the tofu flower to the edge of the clearing, out of sight is clean, and the appetite will be affected.

The rest of the work is still Lin Ning's, dividing large pieces of meat into small pieces, not everyone eats like tofu flowers, no matter how big or small.

Of course, this kind of heavy and bloody work can't be done by girls, so Xiaowei and Li Fengmei are protected by insect armor to find firewood nearby.

"Why are you the only one sitting here?" Lin Ning glared at Li Gang, who was standing aside and looking at his hard work, he had no intention of helping anymore.

"Who said I was idle? Didn't I already help you split this mutant beast? You don't know what year you're going to cut it for your own words. Besides, I'm not idle right now, and I'm not supervising the work of your lazy maid. ”

"......" I've seen shameless, but I've never seen such shamelessness. Cut you, cut you, cut you.......

Lin Ning slashed harder and harder at the beast meat, and the efficiency increased a lot.

After a while, Xiaowei and the others came back with two bundles of dry branches, but the firewood they picked up was obviously not enough, and finally Li Gang went out by himself to pick up a dead tree trunk, and then used a big sword to chop it into firewood.

As soon as Li got the firewood, Lin Ning finally cut the meat into about the same size.

"It's done."

"Not bad." Li Gang examined the pieces of meat of different sizes spread on the animal skin, "Although it is ugly, it should be no problem to eat." As a wise chief, you can take a short break. ”

A little while? Where are you wise? Lin Ning complained in his heart. Forget it, if you don't have the same knowledge as him, your arms are sore.

Stupidly, he picked up a piece of firewood as a stool and sat down, watching Li Gang busy with his work. It's a really pleasant feeling. Well, that's boring enough.

The strange-shaped dagger with unusual sharpness Lin Ning didn't return the meat to Li Gang after cutting the meat, but secretly stuffed it into his pocket. She felt that it must be a good thing to be so sharp, and she should be abused by that pervert as interest for coolies. In addition, Li Gang didn't ask her for it, so he thought that he had forgotten that it should not be an important thing to him, so he took it more comfortably, and he didn't feel guilty of being a thief at all, on the contrary, he was very proud. In other words, it is strange to have deceived so many people and feel guilty.

In fact, Li Gang remembered to give Lin Ning the dagger, but he just pretended to forget to ask for it. Because Lin Ning has no ability to protect herself now, if she feels that she can feel safe with a dagger, she will give it to her, and it is not a valuable thing anyway. This dagger is also one of the trophies that Li Gang scavenged from the dead man in the Rubik's Cube space, although it is sharp, it has no other characteristics, and it may have been a self-defense weapon or a decorative weapon that he brought on his body. If this is a special weapon for assassination, Li Gang still thinks it's a bit short, but it doesn't matter, he doesn't need it anyway.

After setting up a simple shelf, Li Gang took out several slender iron rods from the space ring to wear barbecue, as well as a kettle and various spices, and he came prepared.

Seeing this large pile of pots and pans taken out, Xiaowei and the others couldn't help but suspect, this guy didn't plan to come to barbecue camping from the beginning, right?

It's no accident that the flesh of the mutant beast is fragrant. Li Gang didn't just find a mutant beast and cut it down and carry it back, but after some selection. Because the flesh and blood of many mutant beasts are poisonous, if they eat it, they will have stomach trouble and die directly. Li Gang himself was not too afraid, because his body was very resistant to toxicity, which he had already learned from the abduction of the Blue Devil. But Xiaowei and the others can't do it, so the selection of ingredients is based on the introduction in the "Illustrated Book".

This mutant beast that looks like a large hedgehog is actually a mutation of a pig, a bit like its original close cousin, the porcupine. However, it has many spines and is huge. It is called the Rolling Beast in the Illustrated Book. The reason for its name is that it excels at a rolling attack, which is to dash and then clump a huge body into a ball and erect the spikes on it to roll and hit the enemy like a giant ball of thorns, and the enemy directly turned into a honeycomb. Even the mid-level Rolling Earth Beast is difficult to deal with because of its rough skin and thick flesh, and the idle high-level evolutionaries will not use the skin with outstanding defense. However, Li Gang is not an idle evolutionary, so it is not a problem to put one down at all. By the way, since there were already a lot of pigs near the town, the number of rolling beasts was still quite impressive.

In addition to the muscles around its back, which are relatively hard and unsuitable for consumption, the meat of other places is very delicate and delicious, and even in restaurants in the city, it is bought from hunters at a high price. This is also the reason why Li Gang chose it.

Tossing into the evening, a sumptuous barbecue feast is finally prepared. The hungry girls and half-sisters who were hungry on their chests and backs didn't care about their images, and they ate very manly one by one, even Li Gang sighed to himself. This is because Li Gang doesn't feel hungry, his current demonic body, even if he doesn't eat for a month, he can still be alive and kicking, and he is about to become a sperm. This is all thanks to the experience of the Rubik's Cube space and the special constitution of the Chosen One.

Of course, he should still eat it, why not eat it? Li Gang didn't understand the strange idea that the fairies and monsters in the novel movie were proud of not eating. What are you doing with a long mouth, isn't it just for tasting food?

Well, it can also be used to talk ...

Well, it can also be used to gasp ...

Well, it can also be used for a......

…… It seems to have been involved in strange things, but in short, it is strange to have a long mouth and not eat......

Li Gang drove away the strange thoughts that popped up in his head and took a big bite of barbecue. Tofu Hua didn't know when he had already sat down beside him, and consciously picked up a piece of barbecue and gnawed it. So the big heart has already eaten?

While eating, Xiaowei asked about the insect that was still wandering around, which was Li Gang's insect armor. There is nothing to hide, Li Gang introduced it, and he is ready to let it temporarily do guard work, at least it is much more reliable than tofu flower.

After a full meal, it was already completely dark. For Xiaowei and the others, it is not suitable for evening training, and it is not too late to start tomorrow after a tiring day.

Before entering the tent, Xiaowei asked, "Stupid brother, how long are we going to stay?" ”

"A month."

"For so long? Isn't it a few days? ”

"A few days? You're really here for camping, huh? Oh, I know..."Li Gang smiled evilly: "Do you miss that little Ying sister of yours?" Secretly tell you, if you really can't help it, you can push your friend down, and your brother supports you spiritually and morally. ”

"Die!" Xiaowei threw a bolt of lightning on Li Gang's head, and got into the tent without looking back.

Li Gang scratched his hair that stood up, "It's true, I still helped you with ideas, and my kindness is not rewarded." Go to bed. ”

Li Gang got into the tent, and the tofu flower also followed in, but it was thrown out as soon as it entered, and then Li Gang also pinched his nose and got out of the tent.

What a heavy fishy smell!

After glancing at the bloody clothes on Tofu Hua's body that were soaked in blood, Li Gang sprayed it twice with his nose to dispel the lingering stench. This is the sorrow of the nose too smart.

"Ah~~~?" Tofu Hua got up and looked at Li Gang inexplicably and licked his fingers.

Li Gang stepped forward and couldn't help but say, grabbed the small dress of tofu flower, tore it off and threw it into the fire that had not yet been extinguished.

"Ah~~" Tofu Hua scratched his little belly with dark black blood stains.

In the flickering firelight, a lewd man and a little Lori who have been smooth and defenseless, this picture is a bit evil.

However, there was no evil push to the scene next, but Li Gang took a step back and ordered: "Get bigger." ”

"Roar!!"

Lori instantly turned into a hideous monster four meters away, letting out a deafening roar. The cry startled a large area of birds and beasts in the surrounding area, chickens and dogs jumped, and it also shocked Li Gang's ears to buzz.

"Call your sister, become Lori." Li Gang grinned and plucked his ears as he ordered.

Then the tofu flower instantly turned into a little Lori, and there was no blood on her body left, white and tender, as if it had been soaked in the washing machine dozens of times. This transformation cleaning function of Phantom is really handy.

"Stupid dude, what's that?" Hearing the movement, Xiaowei poked his head out of the tent and asked.

"It's okay, this guy just hiccuped." Ignoring Xiao Wei's extremely skeptical gaze, Li Gang picked up Lori and got into the tent.

"Cut, this guy."

As soon as Xiaowei's head retracted into the tent, Li Fengmei asked urgently, "What's the situation?" She was frightened by the sudden roar.

"It's okay, that stupid guy is teasing his Lori again, next time I let that phantom transform into a greeting in advance, so I have to scare out a heart attack."

"I'm already scared of a heart attack..."Li Fengmei patted her chest with a frightened look.

"Really? That's amazing, let your clever and sweet friends help you get a heart massage! Saying that, Xiaowei's two little paws grabbed Li Fengmei's chest, and Li Fengmei was knocked down before she had time to scream.

"You're really going to do it to your best friend!"

"Hmph, it's useless to beg for mercy."

"Really? But it's not certain who eats whom! As soon as she said that, Li Fengmei stepped forward and lifted Xiaowei who was pressing on her body and pressed her down.

"Oops, the little lady is really naughty, it seems that it is necessary to train it well......"

The soundproofing of the tents is basically non-existent, so it can be heard clearly in the other two tents. However, Lin Ning fell asleep tired and didn't hear anything. So the only ones who heard it clearly were Li Gang and the unknown tofu flower.

Hearing Xiaowei's fight, Li Gang couldn't help but sigh, he knew that they were so energetic, maybe it was a good choice to train directly at night.

Then he looked down at the Lori wrapped around his leg, and shook his leg without shaking it off, "By the way, do you dare not gnaw my feet?" Haven't eaten enough yet... Well, that's nonsense. ”