Chapter 373: Deadpool's Autobiography (Ask for Subscription!) ）

Who is Alice?

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Alice, which means truth in Greek, means nobility in old-fashioned German.

Because of the British fairy tale master Lewis Carroll's "Alice in Wonderland" and "Alice's Adventures in the Looking Glass", this name is now used by many parents as a daughter's name.

Seriously, the name Alice is really popular.

Not to mention the whole of Europe, even Seattle, there are at least a few hundred girls named Alice.

By the way, there is also a pig's foot in a game of fighting zombies, also called Alice, which is said to have been made into a movie, and it took six episodes in a row, and the more I watched the plot, the more rubbish it became, except that the heroine's boobs were a lot bigger, there was nothing to see, by the way, her boobs were sagging.

But this Alice in front of her is a little special.

How special is it? This has to start many, many years ago, when Wade, who had just quit Colonel Stryker's mutant male idol group, relied on the small pension he received because he picked up soap when he quit the group, and ran to his hometown alone to mess around.

Thinking of that time, I have to sigh myself, really happy time, drink some wine every day, smoke two cigarettes, beat up people who are unhappy when they see them, and flirt twice when they see cute girls.

It was a happy and joyful life.

Although he was a little confused during that time, Wade, who was just in his early thirties, was full of hope for the future, in Wade's opinion, he still had a lot of time for himself to squander, and then fate, the fucking bitch, gave himself a hard slap, Wade met the love of his life, a woman full of temptation.

You may be about to say, fate has given you the love of your life, why do you say fate is a bitch? You're unreasonable!

But Wade wants to say that fate is really a shameless, sinister and cunning bitch, this kind of woman should go to the toilet and break the toilet paper, and when buying cucumbers, she can only buy the smallest one.

No way, don't blame Wade for wanting to scold fate, because after he met that woman, he was diagnosed with cancer within a few days, and Nima was at an advanced stage!

I'm really!

Originally, Wade thought about it, he would live a good life in the future, give birth to a bunch of babies, and then live the life of an ordinary person, but now Nima is better, cancer, terminal! Big brother, that's not now, in that era, cancer was a symbol of terminal illness, and even now, terminal cancer is almost equivalent to a terminal illness.

Wade is very entangled, Wade is very confused, and finally Wade meets Lan Ze.

You may not know Lan Ze, no, you should know Lan Ze better than me, who made that guy the protagonist? And I, Deadpool, the heartthrob's little, is actually just a supporting role, and even the most ordinary supporting role!

Damn, the ghost knows how many times Lan Ze's bastard slept with Xiao Qi before switching to the protagonist position?

…… Dividing line ......

Yes! Don't! Don't slap your face! Lan Ze, you bastard, believe it or not, I'll hack your wife to death now? Yes!! Hurt!! Xiao Qi, get out of here, Lan Ze beat someone, ah! I'm going to kill someone!!

…… Tropic......

Okay, don't talk about it, I'm going to die if I don't talk about it, the relationship between Xiao Qi and Lan Ze is normal, by the way, Xiao Qi said, if you don't give a subscription, let Lan Ze beat me up, and I also poked out the things I slandered Logan before, Vidocq, and Stryker.

Ladies and gentlemen, give us some subscriptions! If you really can't do it, it's better to give a recommendation vote to support it, or I'll really be beaten to death.

Okay, aside, where did I go? By the way, I met Lan Ze.

Friends, let me ask you a question, in the face of life and death, will you choose to survive with a huge debt that will be difficult to pay off for a lifetime, or will you choose to die?

Give you five seconds to think about it, okay, five seconds have passed, and I'm asking you a question, is money more important or freedom more important?

I have experienced it personally, I dare to swear with my and Spider-Man's heavy book, if I were given another chance, Lao Tzu would rather die directly, or sell it directly to Lan Ze, a weekly peel, even if Lan Ze, a bastard, let me pick up soap every day.

Sigh......

It's all tears when I say it, when I was young and frivolous, I thought that the price of freedom was higher, and decisively rejected Lan Ze's conditions, and said strongly, isn't it 10 billion? I believe in my potential, and I have limitless possibilities.

Then reality slapped itself hard.

In '72, I had two dollars in my hand, well, in fact, there was a lot of money, how to say that there were more than a billion yuan, and then I swelled myself, I couldn't control my hands, and my brain pumped to invest in the automobile industry, and then the next year I caught up with the oil crisis, and from 73 to 75 years, looking at green stocks every day, as well as rising oil prices, and the continuous malaise of my own industry, I almost jumped off the building.

More than a billion US dollars, in two years, all went down the drain, and in the end only less than 100 million was recovered.

I jumped off the rooftop that year.

In eight or seven years, it was a good time to catch up, I killed more people in those years, and I had money in my hands again, this time I learned from the last experience, and I resolutely don't play industry, I want to play stocks! I want to make a lot of money! I'm going to tell Lan Ze this bastard, isn't it just ten billion? Lao Tzu's money can crush you to death!

As a result, you also know that on Black Monday in '87, I don't know how many people lined up on the rooftop to jump off the building.

I also went to jump off the building, but I didn't die.

In ninety-seven years, after ten years, I don't know how many people I have killed in the past ten years, in short, I have money in my hands again, this time I am much more cautious, after experiencing two investment failures, I can see through, my own teeth are not suitable for business, money is better hidden in the bank.

Then the bank came to him and asked himself if he would be interested in getting involved in sniping polar bears.

Wade hesitated for a long time, and considering the identity of the other party, he finally agreed.

The financial turmoil of the sniping polar bear was a very sensational thing in the world, and it was a quite successful financial case, and the European powers used a series of combination punches to tell the polar bear how to behave, and all the forces that joined the plan were full of money.

Unfortunately, the bank that contacted Wade was Russian.

Oh my God! Wade originally thought that he was killing a polar bear, but in the end he realized that he had been killed!

That night, Wade stood on the rooftop again, Wade thought for a long time, and finally could only sigh.

It's fate!

Three investments, two world-class economic crises, and one global financial turmoil.

This luck, it's no one, what do you want me to say?

Thinking that he owed Lan Ze 10 billion US dollars in principal, Wade's mood was very complicated and sour, and two lines of tears couldn't help but flow.

What the? What does this have to do with Alice, you ask?

Alice Cullen, Lan Ze's wife, is also my creditor.

Do you think I should help these vampires around me hack Lan Ze's wife to death now, or should I hurry up and fight against the water to get Lan Ze to give him two more years to pay off his debts?

By the way, those guys who support me in hacking Alice to death, leave me your address later, and when I have time, I'll talk to you one by one!

Don't be afraid, big Alice! The little is here!

Oh my God, you brutes, you dare to besiege the big guy Alice? Blind your dogs! Don't be afraid, big guy, with my little here today, no one can touch half of your hair!

Come, who's that? Selena? That's right, that's what you're talking about! Here, stick your head over and let Uncle Deadpool hack you to death!