Chapter 372 Wade's Autobiography (Ask for Subscription!) ）

My name is Deadpool, and I'm a good guy!

That's right, I'm just a good person, don't you believe me? Believe it or not, I'll hack you to death in minutes?

Although I sometimes like to kill people, get a headshot, when I kill, I like to stab dozens of knives before killing, and after killing, I like to play all kinds of shameful games on corpses, but I am really a good person!

Unbelief? Look at my sincere face

O(∩_∩)O~~

Actually, to be honest, I don't really like to kill people either, but I can't help it, it's all forced. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info╮(╯_╰)╭

I'm a little timid, which probably has something to do with some special unfortunate experiences when I was young.

When I was younger, when I was about seven or eight years old, probably because I was cute, there were ill-intentioned goldfish guys hanging around me every day.

At the beginning, I was very stupid and naïve, I really thought that those uncles just saw that I was cute, so they gave me lollipops to eat, but later I found out that when other children ate lollipops, they all "crunched" bites in their mouths, instead of licking them with their little tongues.

At that time, when I was only seven or eight years old, I was still ignorant, although I felt that something was wrong, but I couldn't resist the temptation of candy, and finally chose to give in.

No way, those damn weirdos said they had to lick with their tongues, or they wouldn't give me lollipops.

Suffice it to say that what a wicked bunch of salty wet guys!

But now that I occasionally think about that memory, the way those bastards look at me, and honestly, I want to vomit when I feel disgusting.

But there is no way, who made me look cute, I was only seven or eight years old, I had already shown my unique qualifications, light and soft, innocent and cute, a cute little cutie look, occasionally recalled my own women's photos when I was a child, to be honest, I couldn't help but want to have the urge to have a hair.

That's right, it's you, you want to be crooked, right? I'm talking about a pistol shot! If you want to be crooked, consciously leave the address, maybe one day I will send you a bullet!

As for how did the women's clothing photos come about?

Of course, it was given to me by those evil salty wet guys, I was very poor when I was young, and it was good to be able to maintain food and clothing, otherwise how could I not withstand the temptation of lollipops?

As for women's clothing? It's all tears! At that time, I was naïve and asked why those bastards were pink dresses, and those bastards actually told me that pink dresses matched me, and the most excessive thing was that I really believed it when I was naïve!

Well, you read that right, I really believe it!

This women's life lasted until the night before I was ten years old, and I had been confused about whether I was a blue kid or a girl. In fact, it wasn't until later, when I came into contact with more people, that I realized my true gender.

The night before I was ten years old, it was my birthday, and I remember it very well because it was the only birthday I had on a Friday night in all these years.

That day, I was wearing a pink princess dress, warm white long-legged socks on my legs, and a very cute blue bow on my head, yes, my skin was very white, even if I tried to tan later, but it didn't take long for it to become very white and tender, whiter than a girl.

Walking in the dilapidated alleyways full of garbage and sewage, I wasted a lot of effort to prevent the dirty water from staining my pink crystal slippers.

Across this alleyway, in a basement not far from the scrapyard, is my home.

By the way, I'm Canadian, technically a mixed race, but I don't know why my parents didn't want me anymore, so I stayed with my distant uncle's house.

This distant uncle of mine has a very bad temper, not to mention alcoholism and marijuana, he looks fierce, there is a scar like a centipede on his face near the corner of his eye, he is more than 1.9 meters tall, and he has strong muscles, as if he can put his thin body into his chest.

But on the night of my birthday before I turned ten, my uncle suddenly changed.

In the past, when you pushed the door, you would see the pungent smell of smoke or marijuana, and the floor was either beer bottles, household garbage, chewing gum or used up sleeves.

The glass at home is always full of dust, and there is always endless garbage on the table in front of the sofa.

But today, everything has changed, the glass has been wiped clean, the floor has been cleaned, even the sofa and the table have been cleaned, except that I noticed that on the sofa with a history there is a box of Durex that has not yet been opened.

All these changes made me, who was only 10 years old at the time, feel uneasy and frightened in my heart.

Afterwards? My uncle touched my head very gently and said to me, "I'm ten years old, and I should grow up, and by the way, I'll have your Uncle Tom, Uncle David, and Uncle Jack in a while."

I don't want to say what happened that night, I just want to say that that night changed me a lot.

From now on I hate the world, damn it, what's wrong with being cute? Why can't I just be a carefree, unharmed cute blue kid?

It wasn't until years later, when I was strong enough, that I found the men I had been......

Well o(╯□╰)o

You don't really believe it, do you? ╮(╯_╰)╭

How could the great Lord Deadpool be a cute blue kid?

At most, I'm a tights pervert who occasionally likes to pick up soap with everyone.

By the way, Wolverine's oral work is very good, Vidocq guy is not very skilled but has plenty of ammunition, Colonel Stryker forget it, the small one can be hard enough, and the most excessive thing is that he always likes to throw soap, I really don't know if that guy has noticed that every time I am with him, that kind of excitement and that expression that reaches the limit is fake.

Besides, I'm fierce! Wolverine is going to be slapped on my ass and call Dad!

Anyway, after all that, will I be silenced? o(╯□╰)o

Forget it, no matter, anyway, Xiao Qi supports me, you guys bite me on the street! ╮(╯_╰)╭

What the? Why do I like to kill, you ask? Didn't I say it all before? It's all forced!

I owe Lan Ze 10 billion US dollars, not counting the principal, let's just say that the interest over the years, even if I sell my kidney every day, it is not enough to pay it back, and the most important thing is that I am a cheap, I can't save money in my hands, and I can only work as a mercenary to earn money.

As for why you came to Fox Town this time? There is no way, the other party offers a high price, and if the Karen family is destroyed, he will give me 100 million, and this order is completed, and the interest for one year will be gone.

By the way, that girl named Alice Cullen is so beautiful and familiar.

I rub!

No way!!

And who? Oh my God! It's Alice!!

I have a Virgin Mary!! Alice Cullen?

It's too late!!