By the time the corpses were finished, half an hour had passed, and Wang Boyuan's corpse had turned into a handful of white ashes.

Actually, I think it's quite sad, I've been calling for wind and rain in the north for so long, and I've done a lot of harm with money, but now there's a handful of ashes left.

Perhaps, this is retribution, good and evil will be rewarded in the end, this is not bluffing.

It's best to think about it before you do anything, God is watching!

Whether you are a corrupt official or a liar or a criminal, even if you are okay before you die, you can live a peaceful life.

Who knows what the retribution will be after death?

My father once told me that corrupt officials and corrupt officials will not be reincarnated in hell for thousands of years after they die, and they will be punished all over the world in the eighteen layers of hell.

Maybe it's human nature, who thinks about retribution after death when they are alive?

Many people's thoughts are simple, isn't that superstition! Afraid of begging?!

Maybe only after death will you regret what you did in the first place, is it really worth it for you to exchange decades of scenery for thousands of years of pain?

"What a fuck." I thought about it for a long time, and then smiled bitterly and muttered: "I really don't know what these people are thinking in their heads." ”

Seeing my helpless face, Lao Song asked curiously, "What's wrong with you?" Started to be fugue again? ”

When I heard this, I lowered my head and began to look for bricks, can this grandson say something nice! People say that a dog's mouth can't spit out ivory, what can this old Song's mouth spit out?

"Come on, let's go, let's go back." My dad helped me out of the woods, and the others followed us on our way home.

The most unfortunate thing today is to let Liu Sanniang make me red, although the wound on my back was stopped by my father with a charm, but the pain is not less at all.

After walking for ten minutes, sweat began to form on everyone's foreheads.

After walking for half an hour, the corners of everyone's eyes began to twitch.

An hour later, he had already begun to recite the three-character scripture of the national scolding, and it was still a strengthened version, and Wang Boyuan's ancestors from the eighteenth generation to his descendants all suffered.

"Choose such a place to fight, that grandson deserves to die early! Can't find a taxi! We'll have to run a marathon and go back! Dad scolded indignantly.

It is estimated that Wang Boyuan vomited blood when he heard this, Lao Tzu is dead, and you still scold me! Where is the Heavenly Principle?

While scolding and walking, we finally arrived at the side of the highway for a long time, and cars roared past us, and everyone had a happy smile on their faces.

Finally no longer have to walk!

"Look at me." Lao Song smiled proudly, walked to the side of the road and raised his thumb, isn't this a special posture for taking a taxi! Ten minutes later, he came back grief-stricken, muttering about the world's declining popularity.

The fat man glanced at Lao Song with disdain, walked to the side of the road in a few steps, proudly took out a red Mao Grandpa and waved it, and ten seconds later, a car stopped in front of us.

"In these days, money is easy to use, and thumbs are a fart." Lao Song had to accept this fact sadly, if he continued to call a taxi with his thumb, it is estimated that he will be able to sit on it next year.

Sitting in the back seat of the car, I was motionless and in a daze, my mind was like a mess, and I always felt uncomfortable.

It may be affected by today's events, or it may be that my aunt-in-law is here, his uncle's.

My father approached me mysteriously, and said with a lewd smile: "After I went back, I changed my clothes and covered the wound!" Otherwise, your mother will have to kill me!" ”

"Alas, I'm hurting a lot today, I should eat some barbecue seafood or something to make up for it." I glanced meaningfully at my dad and closed my eyes and pretended to be dead.

Seeing that I was about to die, my father's fists were clenched and his eyes were full of fierceness, and he almost came up to beat me.

Where did this kid learn from his habits! Even I, who is Lao Tzu, dare to blackmail, is there still a royal law!

It can't be learned from Lao Song's little rabbit cub, right?! Thinking of this, Dad glared at Lao Song unkindly, and Lao Song's pants were almost wet with fright.

Old Song didn't dare to raise his head to look at his father, and he was depressed in his heart.

Why didn't I say I was going to get shot?! This is even more unjust than Dou E!

Within a few minutes, I fell asleep in a daze, after all, I was so tired today.

By the time I was woken up, I was already at the gate of the community.

"Knock knock" Dad knocked lightly on the door a few times, and the remorse in his heart slowly surged up, Lao Tzu is a ghost today?! I didn't bring the key!

"I'm back! Come in, it's all right! "Sure enough, it was my mother who opened the door, and my daughter-in-law and Xiaoqian were also there, and I was dumbfounded when I looked inside, these are staying up late to watch TV series?!

I squeezed a few steps back, and my grandfather blessed me not to let my mother see my wounds!

"Bunny! Get out of here! "My mother screamed, and cold sweat began to break out on my head, and I really have to be a corpse today!

Master Zu! You're not going to be on vacation today, are you?

"Ahem, what's that, this is paint, it's really paint, downstairs is being renovated, I accidentally touched it." I scratched my head and nodded and explained.

Mom and they looked at me calmly: "Do you think we have a low IQ?" ”

"You old immortal! The child is so badly injured, why are you okay! The old lady is not finished with you today! The iron abacus will be changed tomorrow! Replace it with an extra large one! ”

Listening to my mother's angry roar and my father's begging for mercy outside the door, I couldn't stop wiping my cold sweat.

My mother, the dead friend is not the poor man, Dad, you can bear it!

"How many times have I said that you should pay attention to safety" The daughter-in-law looked at me with tears in her eyes, bit her lip and whispered: "Didn't you promise me?"

I smiled bitterly and shook my head: "Daughter-in-law, you can't blame me for this, it's purely an accident, that goblin is really hard to deal with." ”

"Is it dead?" Ye Qing heard me say this, and asked lightly.

"Dead! I killed you! I smiled proudly.

When my daughter-in-law heard me say this, she finally burst into tears and smiled, and patted me on the shoulder: "Yes, the young man has a future, and it is worth it to be injured for his life!" ”

Hahahaha! I laughed wildly in my heart, and finally got over it!

Before I could finish my joy, my daughter-in-law suddenly pounced on me, and the corners of her mouth were flat and she began to cry.

"I feel sorry to see you like this! What if it dies! You're still hurt! She buried her head in my chest, hugged me with both hands, and cried.

In fact, the daughter-in-law is not a gentleman, and she is more feminine than Xiaoqian when she is a woman.

Silly daughter-in-law, I didn't know what to say for a while, I sighed and hugged her with a smirk: "Don't worry, won't you be injured, and you won't die." Even if someone wants me to die, it's a pity that my life Hades may not be willing to accept it! My nickname is the pride of Youfang's lineage! ”

"Die, you're going to have to be scared!" Hearing me say this, my daughter-in-law was also happy, and looked at me motionless with a smile.

What kind of rhythm is this?! This is the rhythm of taking advantage of feelings and communicating feelings! It's like this in TV series!

Lao Tzu turned over! Hahahaha! It's been a long time coming!

He took a deep breath, looked at her affectionately, and kissed her gently.

"Get out!"

"Ouch! What are you doing, what are you doing! ”

Everything was so unexpected, and when I was about to kiss, I was slapped on the head.

I wanted to cry without tears and shouted to the sky: "Master Zu! Is there any reason for the hell to do this? That's not how the script of a TV series is written! ”