"This is a good thing, you can keep it, it has a lot to do with you." Shi Wenye looked at the white jade box, and said with a smile in his eyes: "I didn't expect to see this thing after so long." ”

I took a closer look at the white jade box, which was the size of our junior high school language book, and the size of two palms.

The rectangular one, about two feet long, is artificially processed at a glance, and there is no pattern on it, only a little soft light that emerges from time to time.

"You know it's a treasure at first glance!" Lao Song laughed loudly, picked up the white jade box and looked at it: "Let's take this thing back and sell it!" Maybe you can sell it for a lot of money! ”

When my father heard him so unpopular, he kicked over: "Sell your uncle, this is our Taoist treasure!" ”

"How does Uncle know that it is the treasure of our Taoist family!" Lao Song asked curiously.

"From what the five ghost seniors said just now, you can hear whether it's good or not" Is this grandson pretending to be stupid or really stupid! When I saw him like this, I wanted to beat him up!

The five ghosts glanced at each other, and the smile on their faces slowly expanded: "Being able to get this thing today is really a blessing, and it seems that the prosperity of Taoism is just around the corner." ”

After listening to their words for a long time, I didn't hear a reason, I can only be sure of one thing, the five ghosts have seen this thing!

"Ladies and gentlemen, have you seen this box before? What's the use of this! "The curiosity in my heart is mentioned, this thing looks very powerful, what kind of artifact is it?!

Zhong Shigui shook his head: "You will know later, we should also go." ”

"Yes, yes, we should go, these junior disciples will become great things in the future if they practice more." Zhao Gongming smiled at us.

Suddenly remembered something, what should I do with this Wang Boyuan's corpse?

I was about to ask, but I heard Zhong Shigui shouting: "Go you!" ”

Before we could react, bursts of yin qi emanated from the five ghosts, and they disappeared from us in the blink of an eye.

For a while, there were only a few corpses left in the forest, and a few of us who were going to die.

"I dare to wait until we finish before leaving" black lines appeared on my head, and I shouted in grief and indignation, "You have at least disposed of the corpse!" Kill people and tell us to wipe our butts, right! What should we do if we were caught by the police uncle! ”

Perhaps it was because I was so angry, but the voice was much louder, and a few roars echoed through the woods for a long time, and the three days of the beam were endless.

"These immortals are here to tease us!" Lao Song gritted his teeth and held back the tears that were about to burst out of his eyes, and pointed to Wang Boyuan's corpse tremblingly: "What are we going to do with this thing?!" ”

You can think about it, we have killed monsters and ghosts, this is the first time! Although we didn't do it ourselves, we can't get rid of it.

Several of us are good young people, the flowers of the motherland, if we are caught by the police uncle like this, we have to go! Go straight to prison to understand life!

"Why don't we bury him?" The fat man scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks and walked around beside him, thinking about it for a long time before he made a trick for us with a bitter face.

Bury?! Isn't that a joke! The people who buried the bodies in the TV series didn't end well!

Either it was smelled by the police dog, or it was reported by the onlookers with an extremely strong sense of justice, and buried it is not looking for death!

Dad was helpless at this time, took a cigarette and smoked it fiercely, frowning and thinking.

Although we slay demons and eliminate demons, we can't find a way to deal with corpses! We're not criminals, so we've never studied it, right?

Lao Song stood up and smiled bitterly: "It seems that we have to rely on ourselves." ”

On your own? Do you really have to dig a pit with your hands and bury him?!

"Master Zu, Master Zu, my disciple has made an exception today." Lao Song wiped his tears and looked up to the sky and shouted: "Lao Tzu made an exception~~~"

I bet that if his grandfather heard this, he would be unhappy, and if he didn't say anything, he would have to get the thunder to kill him.

Calling himself Lao Tzu in front of the ancestor is not looking for death!?

"The sky is vast, the earth is vast, and the graves and corpses are desolate."

I almost didn't laugh when I heard the sound of him chanting a mantra, is this a mantra too?! It can't be that this grandson made it up himself!

"What, Master Zu bless, hey!" Lao Song suddenly let out a strange scream in his mouth, took out a piece of talisman paper and threw it on Wang Boyuan's corpse.

Hey, uncle! It's not the time to play lewdness, okay!

When the rune paper fell on Wang Boyuan's corpse, the fire burned in a flash, and the air was filled with a fishy scorching smell, and we almost didn't vomit when we smelled it.

"Old Song, your ancestral charm can still destroy the corpse? Your ancestors wouldn't dare to do anything in the green forest, would they? ”

Not to mention burning people to death in ordinary spells, it is not good to burn people alive! This is common sense in Taoist spells, okay!

Demons, monsters, spirits, and evil spirits, it's true that these can be burned, I haven't heard of burning people, this is obviously unscientific!

Lao Song glanced at me disdainfully: "You know a fart!" Zhang Tianshi's methods are something that you mortals can understand? ”

Ouch, you're going to be arrogant! I turned my head to resist the urge to beat people, this grandson is too bad to clean up, you will die in a few strokes?

"I think I've heard this somewhere." Dad looked at the burning corpse with a look of remembrance, and muttered in his mouth: "Master seems to have told me that I can't remember it all at once."

"Well, let's go back and save someone! We're good brothers! How can he be allowed to suffer alone at home! Lao Song shouted with a righteous face.

"You see that?" The fat man and I looked at each other in unison, smiled slightly, and nodded in unison: "We seem to have seen it." ”

Lao Song is changing the subject! It's definitely greasy!

Dad slapped his thigh and jumped up, pointed at Lao Song and laughed wildly: "Lao Tzu remembered!" Hahahaha! It turned out to be that thing!! Xiao Song, tsk, it is worthy of Longhu Mountain, it is really bullish v! ”

What's going on? I was confused with the fat man for a while, what is it?

"It is said that Zhang Tianshi was seeking Taoism in the mountains, and one day he happened to be a little hungry, and after thinking about it for a long time, he decided to open a meat dish." Dad smiled faintly, the temperament of the fairy wind and bones was exposed, just like the person in the hundred pulpits, what he said was called a painting and color, just like he was at the scene.

"I grabbed a rabbit and was about to roast it to eat, only to find out that I didn't have a fire fold, and after being hungry for a few days, I finally developed a new charm, called the Heavenly Master Fire Charm."

"As soon as this spell came out, the rest of the Taoist initiates almost died of laughter, this spell is not very powerful, it is developed by barbecue! There is no other function except barbecue! ”

Dad looked at us seriously: "This is the pride of Longhu Mountain!" Which of the other sects can have this? Hahahaha! ”

Before we finished speaking, we laughed wildly, and my father couldn't hold it back, so he laughed after us.

"Uncle, can you stop revealing this!" Old Song bit his lip and looked at us pitifully.

"By the way, when your master told me this story, he also said that many people gave Zhang Tianshi a nickname." Dad looked calm.

"Please don't say it!" Old Song screamed and covered his face.

"The pride of the dragon and tiger mountain of the barbecue professional." Dad smiled slightly, hiding his merit and fame.