Chapter 54: The Joy of Seven Feelings, Auntie
In the dim corridor, the murderous aura is almost condensed into substance, and every step we take is a trembling heart.
The fat man's eyes, which were already small, are now even smaller, and he squinted his eyes tightly and looked around like a falcon.
My calves and stomachs with Lao Song are almost facing forward, this atmosphere is too oppressive,
"Hmph, today I'm going to see how capable these aunts are." Six Fingers snorted coldly, took out a dagger from his bag and hid it in his sleeve,
"That's not good, auntie, maybe they're good people." The third son shouted indignantly, and as soon as the words fell, a few of us glared at him viciously: "Fart, the legend is like this. ”
I have to say that my father and the soldiers have no righteousness at all, we came to pick them up and drink tea in the restaurant, and before leaving, they also said cordially all the way.
At that time, I was not happy, and almost flipped the table to give them a hard beating,
However, after weighing the strength of both sides, Dad's combat power is as high as tens of thousands, and we are all scum with less than five combat strength in comparison.
If this starts, isn't it a massacre on the one hand?
Xiao Budian lay on my shoulder and looked at us with a smile, as if he was laughing at us for being so timid, this little shameless person knows a fart, Auntie's combat effectiveness is much higher than that of human face sand,
Well, what's going on, there's a group of dangerous objects approaching, oh no, hurry up and tell Lao Song to retreat,
Before I could shout, I heard an angry roar from the corridor: "Well, stop for the old lady." ”
At this moment we were all agitated, and when it was over, we were discovered by the enemy.
A fat aunt came down from the upper floor with a group of women's army, my God, there must be more than a dozen or twenty aunts, we can't make trouble,
"You're here to pick up your relatives." The fat aunt is the one who takes the lead at a glance, the leader's temperament is exposed, and the domineering spirit completely calms us down.
The six-fingered expression of the murderer who was holding the dagger just now changed, and he couldn't stop breaking out in a cold sweat, and he stammered when he spoke: "Then we are here to pick up relatives."
Eh, it's a little bit, it's still on my shoulder just now,
"You stinky and shameless, I will beat you to death when I go back." I wiped my tears and cried out with grief and indignation,
When the aunts first appeared, Xiao Budian had already smeared oil on the soles of his feet and ran upstairs, because it was small in size, so it was not discovered by the women's army.
Leave us here, can you still talk about righteousness and morality?
The fat aunt raised her eyebrows, and yelled fiercely: "No red envelopes don't need to talk, it's not so easy to think about our level." Then he put on a posture of being a husband and a wife,
Mom, save your son, we're going to fight the corpse today,
Look at the size of this fat aunt, her arms are thicker than our thighs, and if you start to do it, you will die.
"Ladies and sisters, wait a minute, the little ones will give out the red envelopes." I smirked, put my hand in my pocket and prepared to take out a few red envelopes.
Suddenly, my body froze, how unlucky is it today, the red envelopes are all in the car,
Secretly looked up, these aunts stared at me, if they said that there were no red envelopes on their bodies, they would go down and report directly,
That's all there is to it
I have a tacit understanding with Lao Song for many years, from cheating in exams to fooling customers, and then to fooling his daughter-in-law, I already know what the other party wants to express with one look.
Turning his head sharply and glancing at Lao Song, he nodded meaningfully,
"Brothers, the guys, fight your way out." Old Song's roar almost scared those aunts, and the fat aunts trembled back a few steps back, and they wondered in their hearts.
Are these people here to pick up relatives or to fight,,
I looked up and was about to see what we were going to do, and when I looked at it, the five outstanding young people in front of me had disappeared without a trace.
The only thing left was a long smile echoing in the corridor: "Aunts, wait a minute, we'll go back." ”
The long laughter full of poetry and picturesque continues to echo in the corridor, like the fairy sound above the nine heavens, and the three days around the beam are still endless.
At this time, Bolt is a fart, and we are all Bolt who has turned on the accelerator.
"Brother Song is really smart, and I admire him." The fat man still couldn't help the admiration in his heart on the way to run, and shouted with a heavy fist,
Lao Song smiled and nodded, the look in his eyes was indifferent, as if he felt that everything just now was nothing,
In the car, we found the six bulging red envelopes, and our hearts were relaxed.
If you don't find it, you really have to die today,
"The money in these red envelopes adds up to just 66,000, which is really auspicious." Lao Song smiled and fiddled with the red envelope,
"There's plenty of points here." Six Fingers asked suspiciously,
Indeed, there are fifteen people in the Women's Army, and there are only six red envelopes here, which is obviously not easy to do for a while.
But we are ordinary people, and this kind of problem is a problem.
The third son smiled disdainfully, and took out ten empty red envelopes from his bag: "Everyone take some change out, just one dollar banknote." ”
Each of us took out a bunch of one-dollar bills from our bags, looked at the money in our hands, and looked at each other sympathetically: "These days, you are poor." ”
Put those banknotes into the red envelope, the third son nodded with satisfaction: "Let's go, Lao Tzu can easily go up to the second floor." ”
A lot of aunts were waiting for us in the corridor, and when they saw us coming up, the killing intent immediately exploded.
"What were you doing,." The fat aunt shouted, and a trace of murder flashed in her eyes,
"There are too many people here, and the red envelopes we prepared at the beginning are not enough, so I went down to get a few just now." Old Song bent down slightly and smiled gently,
The third son took out the red envelope he had prepared at the beginning and handed it to the fat aunt: "Please smile." ”
Open the red envelope and take a look, ouch, not bad, a stack of red grandpa Mao,
"There are fourteen more here, all of them are the same, you can take them and divide them, when we honor your elders." The third son quietly took out the processed red envelope and handed it over.
The fat aunt smiled kindly and patted me lightly on the shoulder: "Yes, I have a little eyesight, let's go up, Xiaoqing has been waiting for a long time." ”
In front of the door, I stood dumbfounded and didn't go in, my mind was full of thoughts, and all the scenes from the past came to mind.
Today, I can finally get married
"Quack." Suddenly I felt something pulling at my trouser legs, and I didn't have to think about it to know that it was small.
Looking down, the little guy didn't know where to get a big bouquet of roses, and looked at me with a smile in his mouth.
No wonder the scream is so weird, it turns out that there is something in the mouth,
"Thank you, Brother Jiuyin, if you forget this stubble today, don't think about the cave room at night." I smirked and took the rose,
We forgot about this stubble before, but fortunately, the little ones got the roses ready, and they were really sensible.
After taking the rose, I climbed back on my shoulder in a few clicks, and looked left and right happily.
Raised his hand and knocked lightly on the door, and as soon as he put down his hand, the door opened,
"I'm here to marry you."