"How do you get through?" I asked lightly, this old guy won't be teasing us, right, no one has passed the test, how is it possible,

Fuyangzi glanced at me coldly, turned his head to stare at the sarcophagus and said slowly: "You don't have to worry about so much, you will know if you have passed the customs when you come out." ”

Anyway, I can't ask, the people are dead and the birds are facing the sky, it's a big deal to plant here today,

I walked to the sarcophagus in a few steps, supported the sides of the sarcophagus with both hands, and jumped in, and before lying down, I looked at Xiao Budian: "You won't harm it, if we die, you can just let it out." ”

"Lots of, just lie down." Fuyangzi shouted, and the sarcophagus was covered at once,

"This old man has a really big temper, and when Lao Tzu comes out, he will put you in three thousand six hundred poses and slowly clean up." I muttered to myself, and I lost consciousness as soon as it was dark,

Fu Yangzi covered the sarcophagus engraved with the word Qi Fan with his hands, his cloudy eyes flashed a look of expectation, and he smiled softly: "Jiuyin, this is the last one, I don't know if the person Brother Junfang said that day can really meet today." ”

Xiao Budian grinned at the corner of his mouth, and his proud expression overflowed on his face, and he jumped on top of the sarcophagus and patted vigorously: "Quack." ”

There was a sudden change on the lid of the coffin, and a square piece slowly protruded, and some pictures slowly appeared on it, like a TV.

(Fuyangzi: This thing is high-tech, official name, LCD Seven Emotions Fantasy Display, if you are interested in buying, please call 139xxxxxxxx)

"You have so much faith in him, in this world, no one has desire." Fuyangzi laughed, but the laughter was full of disappointment and bitterness that could not be concealed: "I hope that the junior disciples of Brother Junfang can really live through the Seven Emotions Illusion Realm." ”

"Anyway, it's the last one, it doesn't matter if you take your time, I'll just take a closer look at what the hearts of the junior disciples are like now."

"I've probably seen all the people in front, so don't mention it, I hope this disciple is the one we are waiting for."

A lament echoed in the room, making people's hearts sour when they heard it,

Seven joyful realms, in the fantasy world,

"Xiaofan, get up, I have to pick up the bride today."

"Fanzi, if you don't get up again, beware of your daughter-in-law beating you."

Suddenly there was a shout from my mother and Song, why did you call me so early?

Rubbing his eyes and yawning, he sat up, opened his eyes and looked around, by the way, today is my marriage,

My mother was helping me sort out my clothes next to me, and Lao Song looked at me with a cheap smile and couldn't help but stir his brows, why is this grandson's expression so mocking,

Seeing me watching them on the windowsill, Six Fingers laughed wildly: "Your uncle's speed, I've been waiting for a long time." ”

Lao Song leaned into my ear and said with a strange smile: "Today, we mortals are about to step into the grave of love, tsk, it's rare to be beaten three times a day." ”

Why is this so unpleasant, what is it called three meals a day, Lao Tzu is that kind of soft bones,,

"Hurry up, you are a fart on Lao Tzu's happy day." I laughed and scolded angrily, this grandson is really a grandson,

A month ago, the Book of Immortality had been found, and now it is stored in my father's antique shop, and I will study it slowly in a few days.

The new house is also ready, today is the day I get married to Ye Qing,

We've known each other for four years, or five years, and I can't remember exactly.

Looking at myself in a suit and tie in the mirror, I suddenly felt a little strange, maybe it was the first time I was not used to wearing such a formal one.

"I'm getting married today, why do I feel a little strange as if I forgot something" raised his hand and touched the mirror, and an idea suddenly popped up in his mind, this can't be a dream,

"Quack~~" Xiao Budian also wore a customized small suit today, wearing a black top hat crookedly on his head, lying on my shoulder and biting my ear,

Ouch, this little ancestor still bites a little painful, this can be a dream,,

I grimaced a few times in the mirror, laughed and turned around and walked out of the bathroom,

YE Qingjia,

Xiao Qian looked at Ye Qing with a smile, with indescribable envy in her eyes: "How do you feel about marrying Fanzi today, are you excited?" ”

"You've been waiting so long" Ye Qing smiled slightly, his eyes narrowed like a crescent moon, and he gently touched the veil on his head with his hand,

He looked down at the wedding dress he was wearing again, and muttered, "It's been so long, and I can finally get married." ”

"Lao Song and I won't get married until next month, his family is out of town, and he will be back next month, you don't wait for us." Xiao Qian put on an angry look and pursed her lips,

"Oh, this is what Uncle Qi said, today is the best day of the month, and it is a match for Fanzi, so it's today." Ye Qing stood up and persuaded,

"You guys come to us as groomsmen and bridesmaids when we get married next month, huh."

The two of them were laughing and playing in the room, when the phone suddenly rang,

"Xiaoqian, we'll be here in a while, you guys are ready to prepare."

"Okay, hurry up, Xiaoqing can't wait."

There was a burst of laughter, and after hanging up the phone, Ye Qing sat down in front of the dresser and hurriedly shouted: "Come and see, I haven't cleaned up anywhere, and my makeup is gone." ”

On the other side, a few of us drove in the wedding car and taunted each other.

"Alas, your grandson got married so early, why don't you be coquettish for a few more years." The fat man hated iron and scolded: "The great flower world is waiting for us." ”

This is purely jealous of me, and the dead fat man is clearly seducing me not to get married,

I can listen to him, Brother Fan is a smart man,

"Hehe, I'll tell my daughter-in-law what you said, don't walk at night, beware of being disabled or something." I smiled slightly, hiding my merit and fame,

Hearing this, the fat man's face immediately became bitter, tears were about to come out, and he shook my shoulder without tears and shouted: "You can't do this to me, we don't know what virtue your daughter-in-law has, and this is the life of Lao Tzu." ”

"Tell you to give me a dreak."

Suddenly there was a laugh in the car,

Hello officials, everyone knows that we are going to pick up relatives now, and twenty meters away from the wedding car is our destination.

There seems to be a murderous aura in the community, and this sense of oppression makes our tiger bodies tremble.

Six fingers looked at the second floor of the first building on the left side of the community, and whispered to us with tense muscles: "When I was a child, my grandfather said that when I was a child, I would encounter danger when I received relatives, and my life would be in danger at any time, so be careful." ”

We looked at each other and nodded with a calm face, we have all heard this legend,

In ancient legends, the biggest danger of receiving relatives is also the danger of dying of old age, that is, the dozens of aunts guarding the door outside the new house.

They are murderous, they don't give red envelopes and don't let people go, and they kill the man directly under the palm of their hands without red envelopes.

Countless outstanding young men have died at this level, and they are half-crippled if they don't die.

These aunts are tall and strong, with big waists and round waists, and they can kill dozens of adult men with one arm.

I felt a chill in my heart, is it really going to be this day?,

If you don't take your relatives back, you will be beaten to death by your daughter-in-law, they are all dead, it is better to die in the hands of your aunt,

The daughter-in-law's trick of pinching people is too terrible

"Today, we are all under the second floor of the small family, we want to break through the obstacles of the aunts, let Fanzi embrace happiness, and let him run with Ye Qing on the field of hope." Old Song Hu stepped forward and shouted with red eyes and sadness,

"Rush, Lao Tzu is fearless." We shouted in unison,

The tragic atmosphere enveloped the entire community, and people couldn't help but cry when they saw our bleak back.

Outside the sarcophagus, Fuyangzi saw this situation from the picture, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly: "Why is this rabbit cub's seven emotions so unreliable?"