Six years old, six years old

I thought for a while and still had no clue, Yang Laodao sighed, turned to my mother and said: Sister-in-law, please trouble, you go outside to buy a few boxes of white vinegar and come back, I will make this kid comfortable first.

Although I don't know what the old way wants to use white vinegar for, my mother still didn't dare to slack off, and quickly ran out to buy vinegar.

Yang Laodao didn't care about Yang Xiaoru anymore, but carried me to the yard, and after looking around, he found that there was a big water tank in the corner of my yard, so he asked Brother Monkey to help pour the water in the water tank and let me sit in it.

After I climbed into the tank, my mother also came back with two boxes of white vinegar, Yang Laodao picked up the bottle of white vinegar and began to pour it on my green hairy back, and said to the monkey brother who was standing next to him eating peaches: Monkey, borrow you some boy urine.

After Yang Laodao finished speaking, Brother Monkey immediately rolled his eyes, threw away the peach in his hand and began to take off his pants, muttering while taking it off: Master, master, I have followed you since I was a child, you didn't teach me anything, forget it, let me pee and play all day long, are you a draft beer or a water dispenser?

Shut up! Hurry up!

Yang Laodao glared at him, Brother Monkey didn't dare to mumble, and then asked Lao Dao where to urinate.

Lao Dao pointed to my back and said: Urinate on his back, urinate evenly.

Brother Monkey is really obedient, not only let the urine wherever he is, but also pee at any time, but his boy urine poured on my back, not to mention, the itchy bright line on my back slowed down, when he peed, Yang Laodao continued to pour white vinegar on my back, and after the two boxes of vinegar were poured, he asked Brother Monkey to carry a few buckets of water over and fill the tank.

Then Yang Laodao knocked my head with his folding fan, and after knocking, he opened the fan with a hula and began to stare at it, I took the opportunity to glance at his fan, it was a blank piece of paper, and there was nothing on it.

But Lao Dao smiled after reading it, and said to me again: Boy, did your father come back at nine o'clock in the evening?

Before I could answer, my mother said next to me: Yes, master, my family works in the steel mill in the town, and the shift is more than eight o'clock in the evening, and it takes more than nine o'clock to get home every day.

That's right, boy, you're just soaking in the tank, don't eat, I have something for you to do at nine o'clock tonight, do a good job, the debt you carry will be over, if you don't do well

How about not doing well? I asked.

If you don't do well, your father's life will be gone tonight, and your mother will cry all night, and she will have to go with her early tomorrow morning

After Yang Laodao's words were finished, I sighed in my heart, and my mother was stupid standing next to me.

But Yang Laodao didn't continue, turned around with a smile and entered the room where Xiao Ru was tied again, and when he came out again, more than an hour had passed, and Xiao Ru also walked out behind him with his head down.

As soon as I saw Xiaoru, I hurriedly asked: Xiaoru, are you okay?

Xiaoru glanced at me reluctantly, frowned and shook her head and said: I'm fine, but you are a big deal

After she finished speaking, she lowered her head and followed Yang Laodao out of the yard, and Brother Monkey also followed, and after the three of them left, my mother hurriedly asked me who they were, what was going on? I couldn't hide it, so I simply told her a series of strange things that started with collecting fake money from the store, and after saying that, my mother's face turned white with fright, and she sat next to the water tank and began to cry, crying that her life was not good, and she finally had an eldest son, and she had this kind of thing.

I sat in the water tank without saying a word, and the itch on my back was indeed a lot better, but when I thought of these things, I was also worried, did I really let Yang Xiaoru and her father say it back then, I really can't live to be twenty years old?

When Yang Laodao, Xiaoru and Brother Monkey came back, it was almost eight o'clock in the evening, Brother Monkey was carrying two shovels with red ropes on his shoulders, and Xiaoru was holding a large bundle of rope in his arms and carrying a handbag.

Yang Laodao glanced at the tank and said: Come out, you have to fulfill your filial piety tonight, and your father's life will be all on you.

I nodded, and quickly scurried out of the tank, asking him what he wanted me to do.

Yang Laodao took the shovel and handed it to me in a hurry, and then said: "Boy, there is a small forest next to the dirt road at the entrance of your village, and after a while, you take the monkey to the grove to hide, and it won't be long before you see an old man with no hair carrying a shovel to dig a pit, and after digging it will put a stone on the edge of the pit, after he leaves, you two will quickly throw the stone into the pit, and then fill the pit, and come back quickly after filling it."

Hearing this, I asked: Master, is that old man your rival? It's not easy for people to dig a hole, let's fill it in, isn't it a little lacking in virtue?

You know a fart, that old man is not a human being, he is an enemy who is looking for your life, he dug a pit on the road and put a stone, and when your father came back from riding a motorcycle, he happened to fall into the pit and fell off the car, and his head hit the stone, and his life was gone

After listening to Yang Laodao, I was so frightened that I rushed out with a shovel, and Yang Laodao stopped me again and said: You wait first, there is one more thing you remember, don't look to both sides when you two fill the pit

I nodded, and went out of the house with Brother Monkey.

We are a poor country, most of the night no one wanders outside, so as soon as it gets dark, there is almost no one to see on the street, I took Brother Monkey out of the village entrance quickly, and quickly hid in the small woods on the side of the road, staring at the dirt road at the entrance of the village No one dared to speak, but after waiting for a long time, no suspicious person came.

It was almost nine o'clock when I heard a humming sound from the woods on the other side of the dirt road, and it was not long before a bald old man with a hunchback came out with a shovel on his shoulder.

When I saw the old man coming out, I was angry, so I whispered to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, if we don't wait for him to dig a pit, just an old man, go over and beat him directly!

Brother Monkey was lying in the grass pit next to me and was gnawing on peaches, staring at the old man who began to dig the pit and shook his head and said: Don't be impulsive, we may not be able to beat him.

What are you kidding, we two young men in our twenties, we can't do an old man?

Didn't you listen to my master, that's not an ordinary old man, you look at his legs.

After Brother Monkey finished speaking, I took a closer look at the old man's legs, and I was immediately stunned, but fortunately I didn't really rush out and beat him, otherwise, I don't know how I would have died.

The old man had no feet, his knees were empty, and he looked like he was walking slowly, but in fact, the whole person was floating in mid-air

For a moment, my scalp was numb, and I didn't dare to say more, just like Brother Monkey lying in the grass pit staring at him, and after a while, the old man dug a pit in the middle of the road, and then really did the same as Yang Laodao said, moved a big stone from the side of the road, put it on the edge of the pit, and hummed a song and carried a shovel and swayed away.

After the old man left, we dared to go out, first picked up the stone and threw it into the pit, and then quickly shoveled soil to fill the pit. How can you still be unpredictable? It's amazing!

Brother Monkey buried his head and did it hotly, and said without raising his head: You say that I am a master, and I don't have any great skills, just an old bachelor that no one wants

I laughed and asked, "But there's one thing I don't understand, why did he say that we should not look at each other?" We've been hiding in the woods for so long, and there's just the two of us around, and there's no one else.

When I asked Brother Monkey, I was also stunned, and said with a wicked smile: I'm also curious, why don't we try it?

This kid was also stunned, and as soon as his voice fell, he turned his head to look to the side, and then turned back and said: Is it okay? Nothing.

Is it?

As I spoke, I looked back at the other side, and I almost sat on the ground with my butt on it.

In the dark shadow in front of the woods on the side of the road, I saw a blood-red figure shining slightly, it was a woman dressed in red, her left foot was slightly raised and she touched the ground with her toes, her right hand was holding her chin, and her left hand was still holding a red umbrella, standing upright and looking in the direction of us

However, she didn't have long eyes, and there was only one mouth on her pale face, grinning upwards and smirking

Seeing that I suddenly didn't move, Brother Monkey also looked over this way, and he was stupid

Monkey, monkey brother, what to do

No, I don't know, I'll have an idea right now, Brother Monkey trembled.

What an idea

Go back, go home and change your pants and run

As soon as the last two words came out, Brother Monkey ran to the village with a shovel and legs, and I didn't dare to be ambiguous, so I quickly followed, and Deng Dengden ran back to the house in one breath.

When I entered the door, Yang Laodao was sitting in the courtyard with my mother to enjoy the shade, and when he saw that the two of us were back, he quickly stood up and asked: How is it, has the pit been filled?

Filled in.

Brother Monkey and I replied in unison, but we didn't dare to say anything about the woman in red, after all, Yang Laodao instructed us when we left, don't forget to look at both sides, but we have to try, and we will be scolded when we say it.

And Yang Laodao didn't ask much, so he asked the two of us to sit down and rest for a while.

It just so happened that everyone hadn't eaten, so my mother hurried to the kitchen to cook, Xiaoru also ran over to help, and the three of us were left to chat in the yard with Yang Laodao and Brother Monkey.

It didn't take long for the meal to be ready, and we were setting the table and eating, when we heard a noise at the door, and when I looked at the door, it was my dad limping and pushing the motorcycle in.

Seeing that my dad was covered in mud and blood, my mother hurriedly asked him what was wrong, and my dad said angrily: I still said, I don't know which one of the immoral ones dug a pit on the village entrance road, and my mother can fall to death!

Hearing this, Yang Laodao glared at Brother Monkey and us coldly, and I said embarrassedly: We are indeed filled, filled, just a few shovels

Yang Laodao sighed and shook his head, didn't ask any more questions, took a bite of food and said: Okay, it's a good thing that your life is saved, you two eat a little more, and go again after twelve o'clock

Still going? Brother Monkey, we are both anxious.

Yang Laodao replied unhurriedly: Yes, I will still go, but this time I will not fill the pit, but dig the pit.