My dad went into the house and washed his face, and quickly nodded to Yang Laodao.

My mother called my dad about what happened today, so he didn't ask anything else, just asked Yang Laodao how to solve this matter?

Yang Laodao smiled, pointed at me and said: Don't worry, it's useless for you to beg me for this matter, it's all up to your son.

After listening to this, I quickly asked him what to do next, before I was disobedient and my father had to fall, and now I can't bear it, this time I made up my mind to be obedient.

Yang Laodao smiled and said: Don't worry, eat well first, didn't I tell you just now, after twelve o'clock, you are taking the monkey to that place, this time it's not to fill the pit, go dig the pit

Master, what are you digging holes for? That old man caused my dad to fall, let's let him fall back?

No, you don't have to worry about that old man, this time you have to dig a big hole, the bigger and deeper the better

After Yang Laodao finished speaking, he asked Xiaoru to bring the handbag from before, handed it to me and said: There is a bag of cinnabar, four copper coins, a tank of fish and a large bundle of spiritual money, after the pit is dug, use cinnabar to surround the pit, four copper coins are buried in the four corners of the east, west, north and south, and the fish tank is placed in the middle, and then the two of you squat next to the fish tank and burn paper

Speaking of this, Yang Laodao pointed to the bundle of rope thrown next to him and said: You also carry this bundle of rope, if something falls into the pit when burning paper, monkey, you will pee on that thing, and after peeing, tie it with a rope

Pee, pee again, master, why are you really my water dispenser?

As soon as Brother Monkey complained about Yang Laodao, he immediately glared at him, Brother Monkey wilted on the spot, sat next to him and started to drink water without saying a word, after all, he had already urinated once today, and it was easy to become dehydrated if he didn't hurry up and replenish it.

Then Yang Laodao said: The so-called heavenly machine cannot be revealed, there are some things I can't say, and when you catch that thing, you will understand everything, but there is one more thing you remember, after that thing falls, quickly urinate and tie it up, leave it alone after tying it, quickly climb out of the pit, and bury it again

What happens after it's buried? I asked nervously.

When you are buried, you come back, you have to eat and drink, and when you get asleep, you have nothing to do.

After Yang Laodao finished speaking, he continued to eat, and I was also a lot more relieved, with him, at least I knew it in my heart.

After eating, Yang Laodao went into the house to meditate, didn't care about us anymore, and tonight is a big deal, our family sat in the living room and looked at each other, no one knew what to say, watching TV until twelve o'clock in the evening, Yang Laodao's voice suddenly came from the house: The hour has come, monkeys, ponies, you go.

Brother Monkey and I answered, carrying a shovel and a rope and carrying a handbag and walked out, after all, I was scared once before by the woman with only a mouth on her face, and we were both worried about going again this time.

Fortunately, nothing unusual happened when we walked to the entrance of the village, and when we arrived at the place where we had buried the pit before, there was no shadow of the woman in red on the edge of the woods.

The two of us breathed a sigh of relief, so we began to dig a pit in the same place again according to Yang Laodao's instructions.

Don't look at the monkey brother one meter six small man with a sharp mouth monkey gills, I didn't expect it to be really energetic, holding a shovel and clicking for a while, and after a while, I dug a big pit on the ground, and I saw that he was so energetic, I also had a hard time, and we were digging desperately than the race, digging and digging, and the pit let us dig two meters deep, and half of the dirt road into the village let us both dig it off.

Seeing that it was almost over, I wiped my sweat and asked Brother Monkey and said: Brother Monkey, it's almost, it's so deep.

Brother Monkey looked up, shook his head and said: No, it still feels a little shallow, my master said that this pit is used to catch that thing, what if you can't catch it and let it run?

As soon as I thought about it, what Brother Monkey said was really reasonable, so I followed him and dug it up again.

When we dug the depth of the pit to about three meters, we were really tired, so we stopped, and Brother Monkey looked up, nodded and said: It's good, the depth seems to be enough, start work!

After speaking, Brother Monkey threw down the shovel, took out the bag of cinnabar in the handbag, and began to sprinkle it on the ground around the four walls of the pit.

I was not idle, I took out a tank of small fish in the bag and placed it in the middle of the pit, then lit a fire and began to squat in the pit to burn paper.

At the beginning of the burning, there was no wind, and the smoke from the fire flew straight into the sky, but after burning for a while, the situation suddenly became a little wrong, first the breeze blew on the face, and then the wind became stronger and colder, and the cool breeze drilled into the back of the person's backbone, and the smoke from the fire began to turn around and run around.

At this time, Brother Monkey, who was squatting next to me and burning paper, suddenly raised his eyebrows at me and said in a very small voice: Be careful, that thing is coming

When I heard this, my hair stood on end, and I quickly asked him: Brother Monkey, where is it?

Brother Monkey didn't speak, he pouted to the side, and I swept it with my peripheral vision, and I saw that on the edge of the pit not far away, dirt was falling down

For a moment my heart was in my throat, and my paper-burning hand trembled, but at that moment I heard a pop, and a red figure fell from the edge of the pit

I didn't dare to look at it, and I recognized it as the woman in red who I had already met twice.

But she lay motionless on the ground, as if she had fallen to death, and I did not dare to say anything, so I continued to burn the paper with my head down, and after a while, the woman suddenly moved, and began to crawl towards us with two hands in the mud

Monkey, Brother Monkey, what to do

Don't, don't talk to me, I'm holding my pee. Brother Monkey swallowed his saliva, although he said it easily, his face was already covered with beads of sweat.

It didn't take long for the woman to crawl between the monkey brother and us, and slowly raised her head to the fire, and the extremely strange face was once again looked at by me, still without eyes and nose, and the whole face was a mouth, and began to giggle at the spirit money burning in the fire

I was so frightened that I was almost out of my soul, and when I looked at Brother Monkey again, I still continued to burn the paper quietly, and the strange laughing woman suddenly reached out to the small fish tank next to the fire, and several small fish were desperately bumping east and west in the fish tank, as if they had also sensed the danger that was approaching

Now, let the wicked be put to death!

At this moment, Brother Monkey suddenly roared, and he suddenly pulled his pants down while rising to the ground

I've seen the tap that hasn't been turned off, Brother Monkey is so red that his face is flushed, but when the few drops of urine drip on the head of the woman in red, my face turned white with fright

Brother Monkey, didn't you drink a lot of water before you came? I asked.

Yes, this is not dug and excreted as soon as you sweat

So what now?

Run!

After Brother Monkey finished speaking, he ran away with his pants and legs, and as soon as he was frightened, the woman in red also came back to her senses, grinned and began to chase.

At this time, I saw Brother Monkey's body flexibly running up the edge of the pit, not going up and falling down, I also ran twice, and I didn't go up, so angry that I was chased back and forth by the woman and scolded the street: Fuck Brother Monkey, you are a real pit person! I said you had to dig deeper, and we couldn't go up this time

Brother Monkey was embarrassed, and ran away with his head down and his pants, embarrassed to say anything.

The woman in red was also more and more angry with the two of us, screaming and chasing me after chasing Brother Monkey, chasing Brother Monkey and chasing me again, I saw that this is not a way, just digging a pit for half a day and we were already tired and tired, and after a while, we could only wait for death when our physical strength was exhausted.

Thinking of this, I gritted my teeth and shouted at Brother Monkey again: Brother Monkey, fight with her! No tied dry!

Brother Monkey nodded, ran to the middle of the pit, picked up the bundle of rope, and threw it to me, and when the woman ran after us, we dragged the rope around her, and tied her hands.

But as soon as our hands were tied, the woman began to bite us with her teeth bared, but she chased us all around, not knowing what to do

But I also noticed that although this woman is fierce, but because of the lack of eyes, she doesn't seem to be able to see us at all, and she hit the pit wall several times when chasing us, but then I think about it, although she can't see, Brother Monkey and I can't run, and I have been circling in the pit and I guess I will have to let her catch it sooner or later

We were desperately shouting for help and didn't know what to do, I suddenly looked up and saw a light on the top of the pit, and then the sound of a car opening the door not far away, before we could react, I heard someone say in front of the edge of the pit: Boss, I don't know who dug a big hole in the middle of the road, fortunately I had sharp eyes, and I almost drove into it

As soon as I saw someone coming, Brother Monkey and I didn't dare to delay, and began to call for help with a few shouts, just a few times when I saw a flashlight pillar shining in from the edge of the pit, and then dozens of people gathered around the edge of the pit and began to look down

I took a closer look, and these people were all carrying sticks, sticks, and machetes, all of them fierce, but I didn't care about it anymore, and I asked them for help again

Brother, help! Pull us up!

I tried my best to jump up, but the hope that had just been ignited was shattered a moment later

Hehe, pony, it's really not easy to find you!

A familiar voice suddenly came out of the crowd: Fortunately, I poured out the third child at noon and out of your address, otherwise, I really don't know where to find you for revenge

As he spoke, the crowd of onlookers parted left and right, and a middle-aged man in a wheelchair appeared on the edge of the pit