After a two-day break, we continued on our way to our destination.

Turning over the mountain, all this in front of me made me want to slaughter my third son.

"Sanzi, is this much better?" I smiled and drew my saber from my body.

"Sanzi, is this much better?" Lao Song smiled and took out the seven-star sword on his back.

"Sanzi, is this much better?" Six Fingers smiled coldly and took out more than a dozen small daggers from his bag.

"Alas, we're so much older than you, so we don't say anything." The soldier and his father took out their pistols and aimed at the third son, why didn't the fat man speak? Because the fat man was frightened by the sight in front of him and fainted.

When we walked out of the jungle, we felt that happiness had come too suddenly, and finally we didn't have to run around in that damn wood, and we were bullshit when we got out of the jungle. But now the scene in front of us makes us deeply feel, don't think about everything too simply, now it's okay, the cow is gone, only the force remains.

Before our eyes, it was a swamp, a green swamp!

I raised my foot and looked at the mud on my shoes, yes, it was like armor, and when I put my foot down, I felt more determined to kill Wu Tian.

"Big brothers and uncles, be merciful! You can't blame me for that! The map was green, and I thought it was meadow! "When the third son saw that we were angry and ready to play him with fighting, his tears were about to fall.

"Well, I don't blame you, we know." Lao Song looked at the third son with a friendly smile, and the seven-star sword in his hand kept gesturing, as if he was looking for a place to start: "Don't say anything, we are all brothers!" Let's get out of the gas. ”

"Ahhhh

It was a sunny and cloudless noon, the warm sun was shining on the ground, the birds were chirping, the flowers were laughing, and everything seemed so harmonious! So with love! Of course, please ignore the three sons who are screaming around us.

"It's so cool, it's so enjoyable!" After half an hour of inhumane group beating of the three sons, we laughed in unison, and everyone looked at the three sons so kindly.

"Woo woo" The third son was like a little pitiful, crying behind us, looking at us with red eyes, as if we were not responsible for what he had done wrong: "You bullies! I really don't see it on the map! ”

"Old Song, the weather is pretty good today." I looked away, calmly ignoring the accusations made by the third son.

"yes, the weather is nice!" Lao Song smiled.

After walking in the swamp for an afternoon, Lao Song and I deeply realized that we had to worship Bei Ye when we went back, he was simply a god!

Originally, when we watched the show Survival in the Wilderness, we longed for that kind of place, which was exciting and fun, and we had to get some game to fight for the tooth sacrifice. Bei Ye in the show is just like at home, all kinds of arrogance and all kinds of waves, what you want to do, the crocodile will be killed for dinner when you see it, and you can set up a natural tent at night and look at the stars, not to mention how comfortable you are.

However, the teacher is right, there is a little discrepancy between the ideal and the reality.

Lao Song and I looked at the feet in the mud with bitter faces, teacher, this is not a little different, this is a very different place!

Walking in this kind of place, although it is not as hot as in the jungle, but the feet are always in the water.

Ladies and gentlemen, you can imagine that you are in a knee-high ~ mud-filled ~ swamp full of water, soaking for less than 12 hours a day, what do you think it is like? I can tell you very bluntly that it feels like you accidentally stepping on dog shit when you go out.

Forget it, don't complain, it's not intentional to look at the three sons.

After all, on the satellite map, who can tell that the green swamp is swamp? Alas, I suddenly felt that it was a bit unbearable to bully people. I was about to turn around and apologize to my third son, when I overheard him muttering, "I really don't blame me, you guys bullied me, I deserve to go to the swamp!" ”

I'll admit that I thought too much about it in the front, and it was too little to beat him. Now I find that the third son is developing towards Lao Song, which is not a good phenomenon, when I was in the store, Lao Song was beaten by my father three or four times a day.

Although having said that, Lao Song looks quite naughty, but I like it very much. Because when Lao Song was here, my father wouldn't scold me or beat me when I did something wrong, but would only clean up Lao Song wholeheartedly, because he was too sarcastic.

Like what

I once smashed a snuffbox that my father had just bought for 5,000 yuan, and my father was about to the guy and beat me, but Lao Song calmed my father's anger with one sentence: "Uncle, didn't you say that it was safe to break it?" Don't blame the mortals! "Look at the people, Brother Song can talk a lot, and he will be safe!

"It doesn't seem like it's the New Year." Dad looked puzzled.

"Don't worry about these details!" Lao Song smiled, as soon as he finished speaking, his father went up and beat Lao Song, this can't be blamed on Lao Song, nor can he blame Dad, but can only blame Lao Song's smile is really too bad. His smile is always with a hint of coquettishness and a hint of obscenity, which makes people want to give him a socialist-style beating at first glance.

After beating Lao Song, my father smiled with satisfaction: "Xiaofan, I won't blame you this time, just be good in the future." ”

Thinking of this, I turned my face to look at Lao Song, and when this grandson saw me looking at him, he immediately gave me a smile.

I covered my eyes and kept scolding in my heart: "Qi Fan, Qi Fan, you just owe, why do you have nothing to do with people, do you hurt your eyes?" Deserve! ”

In the swamp, the most difficult place to find is a place to rest, the ground is full of mud and water, how to sleep?

Fortunately, we have all seen survival in the wilderness, learn from Bei Ye, and find a few sturdy branches to build a hammock! In less than ten seconds, we gave up on this naïve idea, because it was all green swamps and there were no trees

Fortunately, there was a GI, it turned out that when he was in the army, he went through this similar training, found a place with less water, and piled up all the weeds on the ground around him, and he could set up a tent on it.

"Uncle Bing! You're awesome! Old Song looked at the soldier with admiration.

The soldier smiled: "What's this, it turns out that I have trained it!" ”

The only place in the swamp that is better than the jungle is in the open air, without the cover of those branches, which makes people feel much safer.

Think about it, a jungle with no fingers in sight, or a swamp with a wide view, which one do you think is safe?

I ate something casually at night, and I began to fight the mosquitoes to the death while lying in the tent.

"Smack! Syllable! Syllable! Lao Song kept pumping his mouth in his face with a calm face, and as soon as I saw this situation, I immediately began to worship: "Brother Song, what a cow!" ”

"In order to maintain my dignity, what is the point of slapping myself a few times? Parents who are exposed to the skin of the body can let mosquitoes bite casually? Lao Song looked at me proudly, I was about to praise him a few words, but before I could speak, his tears came down: "It hurts!" ”