Chapter 22: Fogging
There are more nights in the swamp, except for the mosquitoes that are constantly making out with us, and all that is left is the mud around us.
When you go out to urinate at night, it feels like you pull it on your shoes, there is no way, except for the mud and water around, it is not suitable for you to pull anywhere. Lao Song doesn't care about this, don't mention how happy he is when he goes to the toilet, in his words, where is it not pulled? It's a big deal to shake it in the water and it's clean.
"Let's go, I can't sleep anyway, let's go out for a cigarette." After tumbling in the tent for more than an hour, he still didn't fall asleep, so he reluctantly got up and greeted Lao Song Dao.
"Okay, all the tents in this swamp are wet."
The only thing better about the swamp than the jungle is that at night you can at least see the stars and the moon, which is much better than the jungle where you can't see your fingers. When I got out of the tent, I saw that the fat soldier had no shortage of six fingers and three sons, and they were all sitting by the fire and chatting. Dad didn't come out, anyway, he was thick-skinned and not afraid of mosquito bites.
"Hahahaha, I guessed that you can't sleep, the mosquitoes here are directly killing people, I only slept for less than half an hour, and I was bitten by more than 20 bags." The fat man came out of the tent when he saw that we were going to die, and laughed at us, "Come and sit down, Uncle Bing just made a fire." ”
Sitting by the campfire, smoking a cigarette, we talked without a word, the soldier used to have a lot of stories when he was a soldier, and when he saw us with a sad expression, he smiled and told us some stories about his original time in the army.
The soldier's original name was Lin Qiang, and he was a fellow villager with his third son, and he was also from Sichuan, and he went to the army to serve as a soldier when he was nineteen years old. To say that the army at that time was particularly trained, and the recruits were guaranteed to become a well-behaved veteran for three months.
When he was twenty-two years old, the army had a mission to find a snake hole in a big mountain in Guangxi and destroy the snake. Originally, what a big deal, no matter how bullish your snake is, you can't resist our snipers to masturbate you. Besides, there are a lot of people who go, more than 30 people in a row!
When they came to that place and saw the snake cave, no one dared to talk nonsense.
The snake cave is deep in the jungle in the mountains, the cave is pitch black, you can't see your fingers, and the diameter of the cave entrance is about ten meters.
The entrance to the cave is surrounded by stones, and there is not a single plant at all. Standing outside the cave, they could feel a fishy wind blowing out, and they thought it was very strange at that time, how could there be wind in this cave?
The platoon commander waved his hand and called a few people to throw flares in, ready to take a closer look at what was inside, no way, who would dare to go in in this situation? When the flare was thrown in, the faces of everyone present turned white with fright. About ten meters away from them, a snake head lying on the ground staring at them, snakes are not afraid, the question is have you ever seen a snake with a snake head diameter of one meter?
The snake was black under the illumination of the flares, and no one could see how big its body was, because it was all blocked by the snake's head, and it was all coiled up behind it. The snake's eyes were green and faint, and the half-meter-long snake letter in its mouth kept swallowing, as if it was looking at whether these things in front of it were delicious.
The platoon commander is also a person, and when he saw this scene, he didn't dare to act rashly at will, and immediately told everyone to retreat and shoot at all.
The standard equipment of their platoon is assault rifles, and a shuttle bullet hits a snake as if it hits a steel plate, and sparks fly for a while.
Seeing that the gun was useless, the platoon commander was also stunned, the soldier was not afraid of heaven and earth at that time, and without saying a word, he took out two grenades from his pocket and threw them in, only to hear a loud bang, and the cave was blown up.
Speaking of this, the soldier began to laugh: "At that time, we didn't know whether the snake was dead or not, and the platoon commander was probably afraid, so he withdrew to the unit with us to find rescuers, and later went to a large number of people and dug out the snake." The snake has been crushed there ever since the hole collapsed, and when it was dug out, it was half dead. ”
"Oh, I'm going, Python Plague?" Lao Song looked at the soldier excitedly while smoking, and kept sighing: "Your life is so rich, if only I could go and meet the snake on the spot." ”
"What's rich, it's been richer than my decades of life in the past few days." The soldier smiled bitterly and shook his head: "I can be regarded as a long-term insightful in the past few days, there are even long-legged flowers here, and my outlook on life is about to change." ”
Hearing the soldier say this, several of us laughed, uncle, this time is indeed quite insightful.
"Let's go, go back and rest for a while, we have to hurry tomorrow." The GI stood up and greeted us.
After a night of silence, the next morning, Dad began to continue his special hobby again.
"Get up for Lao Tzu! What time is it! Dad pulled the zipper on our tent, stared at us and yelled: "Hurry up, don't rub it off, eat something and hurry, don't come out for a minute, Lao Tzu will lift your tent!" ”
"Dad, I really call you Dad, can you change your hobby? Can you not be so excited in the morning! I struggled out of the tent and looked at my dad helplessly and said, "If you lift our tent, where will we live then?" ”
"If you don't call me dad, can't you call me uncle? Don't be wordy, hurry up and pack your things. Dad calmly ignored my bloody and tearful accusations, and went to the campfire for breakfast with a satisfied face.
After Lao Song and I packed up our things, everyone was almost finished eating.
"Fanzi, let's go, eat while walking on the road." The fat man handed us a few pieces of jerky, and I looked at the fat man with a puzzled look on my face: "Where did you get it?" ”
"Didn't you roast the rabbit a few days ago, I left some to make jerky, and it's not a problem to eat compressed biscuits every day." The fat man winked at us: "You'd better hide when you eat, I'll give you all these pieces, be careful that other people will be red and grab them for you!" ”
As soon as we heard it, did this pay off? Suddenly, a sense of crisis arose, and I stuffed all the jerky into my mouth without saying a word to Lao Song, and licked it first to see who dared to eat it!
After walking in the swamp all morning, our group kept greeting the third son along the way, such as Lao Song, who began to greet the third son and his uncle just a few steps away.
"Third son, your uncle's." Lao Song raised his feet without tears and looked at the long-cherished King Adi at his feet: "People say that King Adi wins the world, I have just worn this baby for a few days, you see, they are almost armor, and the mud on these shoes can block bullets."
"This Brother Song should be calm." Miko smiled awkwardly.
"Stop! Why did it suddenly fog up? The GI shouted at us, confused.