Body 12 Draw a circle and curse you

Sun Wukong was stunned when he heard what I said, he slowly lowered his head, and his body trembled slightly.

Because he was already very short, I couldn't see what kind of expression he was looking down at this time, but I could hear the gurgling of the fangs in his mouth, and I could see that there were a few traces of water dropping on the ground he looked down.

Raising his head suddenly, Sun Wukong flew towards the Five Elements Mountain like a cannonball.

In the next second, I saw with my own eyes what a landslide and ground crack.

The roar of the collapse of the Five Elements Mountain is sandwiched with the roar of Sun Wukong like a thunderbolt, and the roar seems to contain five hundred years of humiliation and unwillingness.

The dust in the distance had not yet settled, and the thin figure had flown back and landed beside me.

Sun Wukong was naturally covered in dirt, but on his hands, I saw blood stains under the dust.

"Wukong, are you hurt?"

Sun Wukong rubbed the blood on his hands, "This is not the blood of a vain." ”

I sighed in my heart, it's not your blood, how can there be any other living people in the Five Elements Mountain besides you, it's not your blood, is it Liu Boqin's?

No, no, it has been almost an hour since he and Liu Boqin were separated, and at Liu Boqin's speed, he would have arrived home a long time ago, and he would not still stay here, and if Liu Boqin was really an immortal in the sky, he would have flown back a long time ago.

It's not Liu Boqin, then this monkey just killed something, is it a beast?

Although the one in front of him looks like a monkey, he is a real Monkey King!

Stirring up the East China Sea, breaking into the underworld, and making trouble in the sky are all done by this guy!

It's better for me to be less nosy, and I don't have any means to restrain him until I get the hoop, so let's talk less and move forward.

I got on my horse and said, "It's good that you're not hurt, let's hurry up." ”

Sun Wukong led the horse without saying a word, and I didn't know what to say when I sat on the horse, only the horse made a little sound from time to time. And since Sun Wukong took the reins, this horse has walked very smoothly, it seems that this horse Wen made in the sky is really not in vain.

Take a closer look at this dwarf monkey, I can't believe that this is the Monkey King, the Monkey King, the stone monkey demon fairy with seventy-two fiery eyes, if he doesn't speak, he will be a very ugly monkey!

And this monkey is a little loop-legged, walking around like a duck, I've seen the chimpanzee walking on TV, it's really like that!

If you want to say that he is really a monkey, forget it, but he is the Monkey King, Monkey King, he is a monster who can talk to me seriously.

Sun Wukong walked on the road with his bare ass and tail up, fortunately he walked in front of me, I don't have to see his little Ding Ding flicking around under his crotch, otherwise it would be so embarrassing.

It's also a pity that this is the border between the two countries, and I can't see anyone, but what should I do when I get to a place where there are people, I can't let Sun Wukong still have a bare buttocks, it seems that I have to find a dress for him to wear in a while.

Just walking forward in silence, Sun Wukong suddenly stopped and turned his head to look at the tall grass on the side.

With a roar, a huge figure jumped out of the grass and pounced directly at me!

The sudden appearance of this thing startled the horses, and I almost got thrown off the horse.

Sun Wukong hurriedly supported me, bared his teeth and roared at the thing that pounced, and the thing was alertly retreated by the monkey's roar.

"Master, don't be afraid of him, he sent clothes to me. ”

Send clothes? What kind of clothes to send? I take a closer look, I'll go! Isn't that a tiger? How did I forget that I met a tiger on the road? Isn't that how Sun Wukong's tiger skin skirt came about?

But why is this tiger so weird, how does it not look like a beast, but looks like a human form?

Hey, isn't this the tiger demon named General Yin!

I can't mistake that dirty ragged leather skirt, this is the same General Yin who caught me at Twin Forks Ridge earlier!

I thought General Yin would settle the bill and leave the set after getting out of that big pit, but I didn't expect him to have a role here.

But then I thought that the monsters that appeared in front of Sun Wukong, a few of them had good endings, and I was afraid that this time I really wanted to get a box lunch.

But Wukong, you have to make it clear, what does it mean to give clothes, this General Yin has no clothes on him, so he has a torn leather skirt around his waist, no, Wukong, he probably doesn't wear pants, let's not talk about how dirty and old the skirt is, it must be tasteful!

I didn't see Sun Wukong pick out his ears, the moment he raised his hand, a black pillar appeared in his hand, that's right, it's a pillar, it's about the same thickness as my thigh, it can't be called a stick, it's not a pillar.

Sun Wukong said lightly: "I haven't used this treasure for five hundred years, and today I rely on it to earn a piece of clothing to wear." ”

I hurriedly stopped Sun Wukong, "Wait!

Sun Wukong sneered: "Fairy, where can this be regarded as a goblin, the Tao is abolished, delirious, not much stronger than a beast!"

Although I don't know how powerful General Yin is, he can subdue fifty or sixty little demons, and he thinks he has some skills, but at this moment, Sun Wukong said that he is not even as good as a beast.

I looked at General Yin's blood-red eyes at this time, and there was no majesty in those eyes that I had when I first saw them, only the most primitive killing instinct.

"Master, that beast is already useless, and he can't understand human speech, so don't waste your tongue, and ask the apprentice to kill him, so let's hurry early." ”

After saying that, Sun Wukong jumped over and killed General Yin with a single stick, killing in seconds! This stick makes me look like a jungle monkey with residual blood and crispy skin in seconds.

You, a monkey, didn't say the name of a walker, but also beat the tiger, the walker Wukong, I will tell you the story of the walker Wu Song when I have the opportunity in the future, he also fought the tiger.

Looking at General Yin, who was still majestic two days ago, but at this time he fell in a pool of blood, my heart was particularly special.

This general doesn't know who I am at all, although he tied me up, but it was also my own blind hole in his hole, and people didn't care much about me, the only bad thing I did was to eat those two tricky attendants A and B, but which monster doesn't eat people.

I looked at General Yin who fell to the ground and was bleeding, and was sighing that life is so fragile and the world is so impermanent.

No, no, no, no, no, is this the plot of Journey to the West, although it seems to be similar to what I know from the TV series, but I always feel that this is completely different from the Journey to the West that I know!

What the hell is going on, why is General Yin here, and who is his little monster, and who abolished his Taoism.

At this time, there were too many questions in my heart, and I suddenly felt suffocated and out of breath.

After getting off the horse, I squatted on the side of the road and gasped for a while before I came to my senses, looking at Sun Wukong, who was peeling the skin with a sharp knife on the side, I steadied my breath and said: "Wukong, if the teacher doesn't let you kill him, you can have the same means to only abolish his Taoism and not hurt his life." ”

"Master, don't blame the apprentice for killing life. ”

Unexpectedly, Sun Wukong still has this craft, after peeling the tiger skin, General Yin's body is all intact, but the bloody tiger body makes my scalp numb.

kicked the skinless General Yin into the grass on the side of the road, Sun Wukong shook the tiger skin in his hand, cut off a piece and wrapped it around his waist, and put the remaining half into the suitcase, and then found a kudzu vine to tie around his waist as a belt.

Sun Wukong must have misunderstood what I meant, thinking that I was afraid because I saw him killing, although the current plots are roughly still the plots of Journey to the West, but they are different from what I know, my original enthusiasm for learning scriptures has now dispersed most of the time, I just want to know now, what will be the result of this trip I have experienced.

I looked down and thought about it, shook my head, and said, "Let's talk as we go." ”

I sighed and rode on the horse, how did Tang Seng in the original book complete this strange journey to the west, but everyone can see how abnormal this road is, how can he go all the way to the west like a fool without asking anything.

"Fang Cai, before you beat that tiger, you said that his Taoism was abolished, but you also have the same ability to abolish human Taoism. ”

Sun Wukong lowered his head and said in a deep voice: "If you talk about killing, the apprentice is good at it, but the skill of doing humane behavior can be abolished, and the apprentice has not learned it yet." ”

"That's how you can learn it. ”

Sun Wukong turned his head and glanced at me, "The gods and immortals have their own profound spells, and the Buddha and Bodhisattva have other special means!"

I knew it!

"It took an hour for Liu Boqin, the Taibao of Zhenshan, to fight with the tiger before, Wukong, you have good skills, and you can kill this demon tiger with one stick. ”

Sun Wukong smiled, "Don't hide it from the master, don't say that it is a waste demon who has lost his ability, it is a dragon, I don't dare to act rashly when I see it, my grandson still has some skills, the dragon and the tiger have their own magical powers, see the appearance and distinguish the color, listen to the sound and observe the reason, the body shape changes, can hide the illusion, the sky shrinks like a mustard seed, the change is impermanent, what is it to fight this tiger, and when I encounter other difficulties in the future, the master can naturally see my ability." ”

Thinking of the way Sun Wukong waved the huge pillar just now, it was as awkward as a gecko holding a No. 5 battery in his hand, why can't you turn the stick into a slender stick like in the TV series.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but ask, "Wukong, the stick you made just now ......"

Before I finished speaking, Sun Wukong reached out and took out the Ruyi golden hoop stick that had shrunk into a thin needle from his ears and eyes.

"Master, look, it's in my ears and eyes!"

I know in your ears that I want to ask you why you made him so thick and so awkward.

"You made that stick the thickness of a bowl......

"Master, I don't know, this is a treasure I got from the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea. ”

Can you let me finish speaking! I know this is from the Dragon Palace! I also know that it was thrown by Dayu!

"This thing is called Tianhe Town God Needle Iron, also called Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick, can change with my body shape, I call it big stool, small to small, usually become an embroidery needle in the ear, with the time to take out. ”

Can you say something I don't know.

"I ...... Alas...... Never mind. ”

Seeing that I wanted to speak, Sun Wukong stood still and asked me, "Master, I have a lot to ask. ”

I gritted my teeth, although I became a Tang monk who was assigned to learn scriptures, I am not the fool who is at the mercy of others.

"Wukong, do you have a spell so that the people, ghosts, gods and Buddhas between heaven and earth can't see your and my figures, and can't hear your words. ”

Sun Wukong thought about it, took out the golden hoop stick, drew a circle on the ground, and encircled me and the horse.

Hehe, you're not going to draw a circle and curse me, are you?

Sun Wukong also stood in the circle, silently recited a few words of incantation, the surroundings were quiet, the wind blowing the branches and leaves that I was listening to a second ago, and the sound of birds chirping disappeared in an instant, at this time there was no sound except our breathing, as if this circle was another universe in the world.

"Master has something to ask quickly, my spell can only prevent those who have no intention of listening, if it is a person with a heart, this circle can be broken in an instant. ”

Okay, then I'll hurry up and ask!

"Abolish that tiger demon Tao, but it's a god and Buddha?"

"Hmph, if it's not a god or Buddha, who has such magical powers!"

"Is Liu Boqin, who escorted the teacher to rescue you, mortal?"

"The sky will change!"

"Who did you kill in the Two Realms Mountain just now?"

Sun Wukong hated and said: "This land!"

"Why?"

"For 500 years, the gods of the land have come to feed me every day, three times a day. ”

I said in my heart that you would kill people if you were fed food, and suddenly remembered what Liu Boqin said before, feed the iron pill when you are hungry, and drink copper juice when you are thirsty!

Oh my God! In the past 500 years, it turns out that Sun Wukong has been forcibly poured with red-hot iron pills and copper juice comparable to lava every day! Three times a day! Damn! If I suffer this crime, I will definitely have him broken into pieces!

I looked at Sun Wukong's fiery eyes and asked, "Who wants you to be tortured like this?"

Sun Wukong's eyes really lit up with a faint red light because of anger.

With a deep breath, Sun Wukong said in a deep voice: "Rulai!"