"Quack"

Xiao Budian looked at the picture in a daze, a little angry look flashed in his small eyes, and his two front paws drew a furrow on the sarcophagus.

Fuyangzi glanced at the picture suspiciously, and sighed faintly: "This kid is really ashamed to be scared like this by monsters"

"Damn, replace the next one, anyway, this fear is nothing to look at."

As soon as the words fell, he raised his hand and patted the sarcophagus gently, leaving only a low scolding full of entanglement: "What's so good about the love realm, I really don't know why Brother Junfang set up this illusion in the first place, love and love are annoying to watch." ”

Inside the sarcophagus, the illusion continues,

Seven love realms, in the realm of illusions,

"Fanzi, today is the instructor's class, if you don't get up, we'll have to kneel."

I was sleeping comfortably, when Lao Song's angry roar suddenly sounded, and there was panic in his tone, as if he was on the verge of a desperate situation: "Hurry up, the instructor just called me, and I will have to fail the course if I don't get to the classroom within five minutes." ”

"I'm rubbing, is this really a desperate situation."

Hearing this, I was shocked, and a harrier turned over and jumped up, looking at Lao Song with a solemn face: "We still have a few minutes." ”

"Three minutes, just three minutes." Old Song wanted to cry without tears, and pointed at me and started a bloody accusation: "If you hadn't given me ink, we would have been in the classroom a long time ago." ”

Are you really going to die here today?

It's impossible, who are we, three minutes is three minutes, and we still run to the classroom to show the instructor,

At this time, it is obviously unrealistic to wash my face and brush my teeth, and I hurriedly put on my clothes and pants and ran out of the door, and Lao Song followed closely behind me and complained from time to time.

After careful calculation, it usually takes ten minutes to walk from the dormitory to the classroom, and at least five minutes to run.

Now there is not enough time, so I can only use that one trick

Our boys' dormitory is actually quite close to the teaching building, and the problem is that there is a female dormitory in the middle, and you have to walk around, and if you don't walk around, the aunt can hack you to death.

Because of this, a lot of time was wasted,

If you rush directly through the girls' dormitory, you should be able to get to the classroom quickly, so that's all

Today is a special period, and the reason of me and Lao Song was almost destroyed by the guide's call.

"Walk you."

I only heard me and Lao Song shouting in unison, and ran to the women's dormitory with my head down, praying in my heart: no one can see me, no one can see me

The girls around were also stunned, it turned out that there were not many boys here at all, why did two marathon runners come today,

Secretly raised my eyes and glanced at it, my old face turned red, my mother, so many women

"Ouch, isn't that the one named Song Ren, the one who sent us a love letter last time."

The two of us, the most obvious target is Lao Song, just because of this grandson, I was also shot while lying down,

"The person next to Song Ren seems to be called Qi Fan, it's Sister Ye's boyfriend, why are you coming to the women's dormitory."

Seeing that someone recognized me, I suddenly became angry, and I blamed Lao Song for being too obvious for his stinky and shameless goal, so I didn't want to send a love letter to someone's bedroom.

Now is not the time to feel ashamed, if we are a little later in the guide, we will not be able to explain.

Ignoring these onlookers, the girl ran to the classroom, blessed by the grandfather,

When we arrived outside the classroom door, the instructor was already standing there waiting for us, still holding a chronograph in his hand and constantly watching.

"Yes, I'm twenty seconds late, let's go in." The instructor nodded with satisfaction,

"Yes, we are good students who love to learn." I smiled proudly with Lao Song,

Well, in fact, in my heart, I have already greeted the instructor and his ancestors,

It's all college and it's so strict, dare you let me sleep lazy or something,

But now life is much better than it used to be

Thinking about the years of junior high school and high school, when I think about it, it is a sad tear.

Smoking in the toilet is a normal thing, right, at that time, it was like a war, scouts and so on.

When you go in to smoke, you must set up three checkpoints, and these three checkpoints have saved the lives of countless smokers.

The first one is to arrange for four or five to stand guard outside the toilet and report the situation at any time.

Second, there were two people standing by the toilet door, and the teacher immediately blocked the door.

Third, the window behind the toilet must be ready to open at any time, and people will retreat without leaving a trace of clouds.

I've played this trick perfectly, and that's how I spent three years in junior high school.

But when I got to high school, I realized that I was too young.

There is only one men's toilet in a teaching building, on the fourth floor, which directly cuts off our escape route.

There was a monitor in the hallway, and as soon as there was someone standing outside the toilet door, a picket brigade of teachers was dispatched,

After catching someone, I called the parents without saying a word, and criticized the fight, which is considered light, and it's normal to be demerit or something if you're unlucky.

I remember that I was only asked to be a parent once in high school, and I haven't been asked since.

Of course, this is not that I have changed my ways, nor is it that the teacher is merciful, but the time I asked the parents to make countless teachers cry.

If you ask for parents, of course I invited my father, please let my mother die,

"You're Qi Fan's parent." The teacher gave Dad a serious look,

"Hello, I'm his father, what did this little rabbit do wrong at school." Dad smiled slightly, straight to the point,

Hearing Dad's words, the teacher's face froze, he lowered his head silently, and muttered in his heart: "Today's battle is not trivial, this Qi Fan's father is not a fuel-efficient lamp, he will strike preemptively when he comes in, and he has to deal with it carefully." ”

"Qi Fan smokes in the school toilet, this is not right." The teacher didn't do anything, and directly shook out my affairs, trying to make my dad blow up and clean me up.

"Oh, that's a good thing." My father looked at me in surprise and gave me a thumbs up: "Yes, worthy of being my son, do good deeds without leaving a name." ”

"Is smoking a good thing?" The teacher frowned and said,

"No, I mean, my son deserves to be commended for his relentless efforts to smoke in order to purify the air in the toilet, regardless of his health."

"Alas, the tiger father has no dogs, the ancients did not deceive me, Lao Tzu is a hero and a hero, this is the reason."

Dad sighed to himself, and didn't give the teacher a chance to interject at all, and the whole office was quiet as soon as these words came out.

"The teacher doesn't have to praise me, that's what I should do."

I have been with my dad for many years, and the cooperation has long been seamless, gags are commonplace, and the guide is a necessary skill.

"I'm very relieved, let's go, go home and get you something to eat." Dad nodded kindly, led me out of the office, didn't give them a chance to speak, and left the teacher present with a handsome and vicissitudes of life.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but laugh, thinking about it, this day is quite interesting,

"You're done, your daughter-in-law called you." Lao Song saw me in a daze, and calmly pointed to my mobile phone,