At 8pm, we finally got back to our lovely school. When I arrived at the school, I couldn't help but burst into tears, go to his military training, not to mention being ridiculed by the instructor every day, ordinary college military training can still hit ghosts, is this still live?

As soon as I went back to pack my luggage, everyone was refreshed, and they all called out to go out for a drink to celebrate that they were finally out of the sea of suffering. Lao Song is different, he is an ordinary person? The grandson stood at the window and began to howl: "Beauties! My brother is back! Are you lonely when I'm away! ”

In the women's dormitory opposite, I didn't know which heroine it was, and yelled: "I'm lonely for you." As soon as Lao Song heard this, his face immediately froze.

Well, I'll admit, I was going crazy laughing at the time. Just as I was smiling happily, I suddenly felt a familiar aura emerge from the women's dormitory opposite. What a lot of yin! Because I've seen a lot of hell since I was a child, this breath can't be more ripe.

I glanced at Lao Song and hurriedly opened the window to look at the women's dormitory, but this yin qi disappeared all of a sudden.

"Did you feel it just now?" Old Song looked at me with a serious face and asked.

"Well, but suddenly it disappeared, what's going on?" I looked at the dormitory across from me with a puzzled mind.

"Let's pay attention these days, if it's dirty, go clean up and protect world peace!"

"Your face is so big"

As soon as the words fell, the grandson regained his obscene appearance, smoked a cigarette in front of the window depressedly, just took two puffs, turned his head and asked me: "Fanzi, am I not handsome?" ”

I replied calmly: "It's very handsome, it's just that you are very handsome, and ordinary people can't see it, only your obscene and coquettish side." ”

spent the night in Lao Song's self-talk, and the content of his self-talk was very strange.

"How can a mortal understand my handsomeness?"

"I'm a man like the wind, and ordinary people know how to ask!"

"Anyone who says I'm not handsome is lying!"

When I was in English class the next day, I was lying listlessly on the table with Lao Song and dreaming of Zhou Gong. Don't say that we don't like to study, the main reason is that we are too patriotic and can't memorize all 26 letters.

The teacher is very responsible, look behind the seat, ouch,, someone dozing? So the English teacher with a sense of justice called me and Lao Song to translate words.

Lao Song and I stood up in a daze, looked at the blackboard, and were dumbfounded.

Teacher, are you an oracle? Why can't we read any of them!!

"Classmate, how do men say in English?"

I told the teacher directly that I wouldn't, the teacher nodded with a gloomy face and waved my hand to sit down, this student is sincere! I like it!

Lao Song is different, there are many girls in the class, and they all stare at us mockingly when they see us being lit.

Seeing this scene, the grandson smiled slightly, and came to the special sentence: "Chunge" (Brother Chun) is still pronounced in pinyin!

The teacher froze when he heard this answer (Song Ren: English and pinyin mean the same thing to me, so I don't have to worry about these details!). ）

As soon as class ended, Lao Song was called by the teacher to the office for ideological education.

After a while, the grandson came back, sat next to me and asked me with a smile: "How is Fanzi, my brother's English is not bad!" ”

I said to him sincerely, "You are really good at English, you don't need a translator to go to Vietnam!" ”

When Lao Song heard me say this, he nodded with satisfaction, not hearing that I was hurting him.

When I went to the cafeteria to eat at noon, Lao Song kept whispering in my ear: "I started learning English when I was one year old, so I can have my current speaking skills, you can learn more from me." "When I hear such stinking and shameless words, I really want to destroy his humanity.

After finishing the meal, I sat in the cafeteria and ate with a painful face. This chef used to run a black shop, right? It tastes like poison.

We were greeting the chef and his family, when we heard the chat of several women at the next table, as soon as I heard this voice, I was stunned, this is not the woman who yelled at Lao Song last night! As soon as we heard half of it, we were stunned.

The woman said to a few girls next to her: "Last night, I just finished scolding the stupid V in the men's dormitory opposite and was about to go downstairs to fetch water, and when I just walked into the corridor, I saw a woman standing by the window in the corridor in white pajamas, the woman's face was covered with blood, and she almost didn't scare me to death!" When I was about to run, the woman disappeared all at once, don't you think it's strange? ”

The women next to him said with a look of disbelief: "You just blow it, do you want to scare us?" ”

When the woman heard this, she was immediately unhappy: "If you don't believe it, forget it, when you meet you, you will know if I blew it." ”

The heroine turned her head and saw me and Lao Song eavesdropping on them, and it exploded in an instant!

"Grass, you uncle! What are you listening to? ”

We were immediately frightened, and when I took a closer look, this woman was not pretty, but very attractive, and the woman was yelling at us with her eyebrows raised.

Lao Song looked at the heroine with a smile and said, "Little sister, my brother is just curious about the story you are telling!" What's your last name, do you want to be a friend? ”

"Oh, I'll rub it, aren't you the stupid v you did last night? How? Still want to be yelled at by me? And also! The old lady is your senior sister Ye! Not a little sister! The woman looked at Lao Song with a surprised expression.

Hearing this woman say this, I saw the corners of Lao Song's mouth begin to twitch, and I could feel Lao Song's emotions about to explode! That's what a man is!

"Hello senior sister, I didn't mean it just now, please don't mind, senior sister!" Old Song sneered with a smile on his face.

Well, that's the man I take back. Lao Song is really not a gentleman! What a shame! Can I bear this? I'm about to go up and give her a fat beating! But looking at the senior sister's fierce face, I think it's better not to do it, it's not that I'm afraid of her! Women, just let it go

After the lights went out at night, I discussed with Lao Song how to brush up on the copy of the female ghost.

"Fanzi, you know that I am a person, and I have never been a woman! I'll leave this ghost to me! I can't watch her scourge the people! The grandson said to me with a straight face.

"You're not a woman?" I looked at him with disdain.

"That's not good!"

"Today, the dishes in the small restaurant at the door were not fried in gutter oil."

"Impossible!" He exclaimed in disbelief.

"Well, I think too." I looked at him calmly.

"Get out!"

"If you're not a woman, then there's no pervert in this world."

"I'm an upright man, not close to women! Don't slander me! ”

"Well, I can see that you're a lewd man."

"Fanzi, let's be brothers!"

"Yes, a fateful friendship!"

"Let me go alone this time! I can't put you in danger! ”

“”

"This is what a big brother should do, don't thank me!"

"I thank you whole family!"

The countermeasures to deal with the female ghost were decided after we abused each other for half an hour, I went with Lao Song, he did it, and I supervised him.

However, who would have thought that such a simple and single thing would make us unforgettable for the rest of our lives.