The weather is good today, the sky is clear, and seeing Lao Song sleeping on the bed with a lewd smile, I want to slap his old face with a slipper.

I lay in bed smoking a cigarette and thought about yesterday. Smelling the smell of Lao Song's feet in the air, ah no, according to Lao Song's words, this is called a mysterious smell.

This was how it happened that night

The great sage grabbed the mop and beat the toilet ghost without saying a word, and I couldn't bear to look at it, the whole scene of a social-style beating.

Seeing that the Great Sage hadn't enjoyed it yet, I rushed over with a brisk step and shouted, "Be merciful to the strong man!" ”

I walked up to the Great Sage and patted him on the shoulder and said, "The Great Sage, just give this grandson a good time, what should I do if you are tired like this?" ”

The Great Sage looked back at me and said with a smile: "The young man is caring, and he is quite sensible, okay, listen to you." ”

The toilet ghost gave me a grateful look, and in each of its eyes it could see five words: "Thank you!" Kneel! ”

Three times five divided by two, the Great Sage made a move of the black tiger to dig out the heart of the toilet ghost, and in an instant, the world was quiet. (Brother Monkey fights this thing very easily, right?) Die all at once, right? I don't need to write more, lest everyone hate me, right? Well, actually, I feel like it's a little watery, but Brother Monkey is such a domineering character, cleaning up the toilet ghost is like playing. ）

When he thought of this, Lao Song's grandson finally woke up.

"Ouch, why do I feel so uncomfortable, Fanzi, what happened yesterday, my brother is handsome!" Lao Song got up from the bed and looked at me proudly and said.

For the sake of him saving me yesterday, I made a major decision in my life, and I concealed the fact that Brother Monkey possessed him and played hand-to-hand combat with a mop and riding a toilet ghost with a mop.

I smiled hypocritically: "That's called a handsome!" Brother Song! Attaboy! You are more great-brother than Brother Chun! ”

When this grandson heard this, he was stunned, and his eyes seemed to be shining! He walked over and put his arm on my shoulder and began to brag about it, which is the glorious deed of him learning the Tao when he was a child.

Lao Song hypocritically blew at me, "Fanzi, don't you know your Brother Song's original majesty, tsk, memorize words at the age of one, memorize Tang poems at the age of five, proficient in the Four Books and Five Classics at the age of seven, and become a master of Taoism at the age of eight, the demons and monsters who were subdued by me have one or two thousand, don't worship me!" Worship me, I'm anxious with you! ”

I smiled calmly, dare to blow this? My dad has been bragging to me since he was a child, you are too pediatric. My dad often brags that he has been on the moon to soak Chang'e, and he has gone down to the underworld to beat Yama, is this you blowing?

After a few days of indifference, it was finally time for the leaders to review.

I remember that the night before the review, when the instructor informed everyone of the good news, the crowd couldn't help but applaud.

When I woke up today, I thought I could go back, and everyone had happy smiles on their faces.

As soon as I finished washing my face, the instructor began to call for a gathering.

"Students! It's finally time to review! Don't drop the chain for me! Behave well! The instructor said to us excitedly.

Let's see, no, when did our class change instructors?

The new instructor saw that our face was wrong, so he suddenly remembered this incident and whispered to us: "Your instructor estimates that your aunt-in-law has come here these days, and he complained of stomach ache yesterday, but he didn't get up today." ”

When Lao Song heard it, it's a good thing! With a lewd smile, he asked the instructor: "Instructor, what is the point of him?" Isn't death far away? ”

The instructor looked at Lao Song's lewd smile, smiled slightly, and didn't speak.

When many students heard such good news, they couldn't help but applaud and express their joy and joy!

I suddenly felt a murderous aura emanating from the back of our team, and when I turned my head, I saw that our instructor was standing behind our team with toilet paper, and his face was almost black. Well, we're stupid, the instructor just went to the toilet.

"All the rabbit cubs, let's drill for Lao Tzu! All of them! At ease! Attention! Walking! "The instructor greeted our family and began to review the last training session before the parade. We also greeted the instructor's family and began to walk in the right way. When I heard the instructor tell us to practice, I suddenly remembered the scene of Sun Dasheng training monkeys in Huaguo Mountain. Before I could finish my thoughts, the instructor began to taunt.

"You're pig brains! Is it pig brain? When you gathered, you ate the small broken steps? ”

"Stand upright! March! ”

"Walk together! Can't walk in unison? Give Lao Tzu your Dota teamwork spirit! ”

"What are you looking at in the next class? Are there any beautiful women? If there is, Lao Tzu has been staring at people for a long time, and it will be your turn? ”

After being ridiculed by the instructor all morning, our hatred of the instructor was simply unbelievable. If you walk past our class during lunch, you will hear the following conversation.

"Are the weapons ready?"

"That's it!" The fat man in our class took out a spoon and looked at it, and said confidently.

"Organize all the people, before you go back to school at night, give the instructor a copy first!"

"No problem, thirty brothers are ready, brush an instructor as if it's playing."

Will I be stupid with them? How is it possible, Brother Fan, I am a smart teenager, what made me decide to give up revenge on the instructor? It was the three Type 95 rifles and more than a dozen batons I saw when I passed by the instructor's dormitory.

When it was time to inspect in the afternoon, everyone looked at the sun above their heads and said in unison, "Day! "This is the breadth and profundity of our country's culture!

On the playground, the flowers of the motherland stood in the sun and sunbathed, looked at the leaders and instructors on the stage, and constantly greeted their whole family cordially.

Under the eager gaze of the leaders, one team after another completed the targets half-dead. And he replied to the leaders without nutrition.

"Hello students!"

"Good leader!"

"Students have worked hard!"

"Serve the people!"

Originally, everything was fine, but when it was almost time for our team to play, Lao Song suddenly had a stomachache and wanted to go to the toilet. Who would dare to take a leave of absence at this time? Generally speaking, instructors who ask for leave are first ridiculed and then refused. But seeing that it was Lao Song's grandson asking for leave, the instructor agreed without saying a word.

We all wondered when the instructor would become so talkative. After Lao Song went to the toilet, we learned this unknown truth

When the instructor saw that the grandson had run to the toilet, he said to us excitedly, "Ouch." This grandson can be regarded as gone, he looks obscene and doesn't listen to commands, if he participates in the review in our team, his score will drop by ten percentage points! Give Lao Tzu spiritual points! Whoever wants to die after the game will help us clean the toilet, the women use the mop, and the men use their hands! Hurry up and get on the field! ”

Hearing what the instructor said, all of them were in high spirits and said that they would perform well.

When Lao Song came back from going to the toilet, he saw our team playing, and he was dumbfounded, and said to himself: "Alas, people who are not as handsome as me support them on the scene, and the score will drop by ten percentage points." ”

When our team finished reviewing the game, Lao Song looked at the instructor with resentment, and the instructor smiled at Lao Song, hiding his merit and fame.

When it was time to get back to school in the evening, the instructor waved goodbye to us outside the window.

Countless students expressed their respect to the instructor in laughter!

"Instructor! I'll grass your uncle! ”

"Instructor! Be careful when you go out! Don't walk at night! ”

"Instructor, I'll v you immortal board every day!"

"Instructor! We miss you dead! ”

"Instructor, I greet your whole family!"

"Driver! Parking for Lao Tzu! What a! Lao Tzu didn't shoot today, and I collapsed you one by one! The instructor yelled at us.

In this atmosphere of friendship and solidarity, we embarked on the journey back to school.