Chapter 18 Skulls in KTV
Early the next morning, Lao Song heard that he was going to KTV to sing, and in addition to my daughter-in-law, there was also a sister.
This news made Lao Song evolve directly from his grandson to his grandson in estrus.
When I woke up in the morning, I saw Lao Song in the toilet and didn't know what he was tinkering with. When I saw it, I was almost laughing. The grandson was talking to himself in the mirror: "Alas, why am I so handsome, that girl must be my dish today." ”
When Lao Song saw that I was awake, he grabbed my shoulder with a lewd smile and shook it vigorously: "Ouch~ Brother Fan is early!" Little brother, I can't make it this time, you must let me find a daughter-in-law! I looked at him like this, I couldn't bear to look at it anymore, and covered my face with my hands and said, "Okay, okay, what you say is what you say." ”
Just as we were about to leave, we heard an angry roar downstairs: "Uncle Cao!" You two grandsons are hairy! Hurry up! If you don't get down for a minute, you're ready to call someone to mourn you! ”
Hearing this, I was shocked at the same time as Lao Song, and this grandson looked at me sympathetically, and I could see a sentence in his eyes: "Brother Fan, you have suffered!" I smiled wryly and shook my head, no way, who told me that I like human girls?
As soon as I got out of the dormitory gate, I saw my daughter-in-law and a little girl with glasses standing in the flower bed waiting for us.
"Why did you come down so late, I've been waiting for you for a long time." Ye Zi said with a smile.
"There's no way, Lao Song, this grandson's ink, it's none of my business!" Hearing me say this, Lao Song was about to cry. My dear brother, will you not frame me?
The daughter-in-law pointed to the girl with glasses and introduced us: "Her surname is Li, her name is Li Qian, she is my dormitory classmate, don't bully her!" Otherwise, don't blame me for doing it! Of course, the last sentence was said to Lao Song.
"Hello," Li Qian said with a blushing face, looking like an introverted little girl.
"Hello, my name is Song Ren, I am honest and kind, successful in my studies, healthy and upward, I am a pure, healthy, little and fresh man, known as the little prince of love songs, I will sing a love song to you in a while!" Old Song was cheeky and bragged to the girl, my daughter-in-law saw that this was okay?
raised his fist and was about to make a move, when Lao Song saw that my daughter-in-law was going crazy, he immediately coaxed: "What, sister-in-law, isn't this a joke!" Don't care! ”
We left the campus, took a taxi and headed for the KTV on Fushui South Road.
After a while, we arrived at KTV, got off the bus and got on the elevator and went straight to the fifth floor, opened a medium bag and went in to sing.
"Sister, you boldly go forward! Go ahead! Don't look back! Lao Song grabbed the microphone and yelled loudly.
I covered my ears calmly, watching this grandson being knocked on the microphone by my daughter-in-law, Li Qian was laughing next to her and was almost dying, I guess she had never seen such a person as Lao Song before.
"Qi Fan, sing me a song!" My daughter-in-law shouted at me, "No way, who calls her my daughter-in-law?" Sing it, sing it, I went and ordered a thousand reasons to be sad.
"I don't have the person I have loved anymore, many stories have sad reasons, this time my love can't wait for a long time, can you look back on the person who missed" Before I finished singing, a microphone flew towards me, fortunately I reacted quickly, reached out and grabbed the hidden weapon, and shouted: "Who is it!" "As soon as I finished speaking, I regretted it, I couldn't afford to provoke it, and I saw my daughter-in-law looking at me with an angry face
"Singing your uncle, it's a curse, let's break up, isn't it! Sing the moon to my mother to represent my heart! When I heard this, I hurriedly nodded yes, and without saying a word, I went and nodded the moon as I was instructed, representing my heart.
After listening to my singing, my daughter-in-law nodded with satisfaction. (Qi Fan: If she weren't my daughter-in-law, would I be able to get used to her?) It's a little to play three times a day! Ye Qing: If you have any wishes, hurry up and ask Lao Song, otherwise I'm afraid that you will die at that time. Qi Fan :)
I looked at Lao Song in the private room singing to Li Qian You are like a fire in winter, I smiled helplessly, this grandson seems to be interested in someone's girl.
Suddenly feeling anxious, I lit a cigarette, greeted them and walked towards the toilet. The toilet was not far from the private room, I walked along the corridor, looked at both sides, there seemed to be a lot of empty private rooms, and suddenly I heard the sound of chattering coming from an empty private room.
"There are so many people today!"
"yes, who's to say it isn't? Can you still open a KTV to sing to people on top of us? It's just a matter of heaven! ”
"Alas, we have been suppressed for decades, we are used to it, I don't know when this day will end."
When I heard these voices, I was shocked, it didn't look like a human being.
I quietly stood at the door of the private room, stretched out my head to look in, I wipe!
I saw seven or eight skulls on the table, their eyes shining with a green glow, and their mouths were open and talking.
"What is that man doing at the door?"
"Who knows, maybe there's something wrong with people's brains! Don't discriminate against people with disabilities! ”
I was immediately displeased when I heard this, opened the door and walked in.
"Your uncle! Why don't you go reincarnate here? If you dare to hurt people, don't blame Dao Ye, I accepted you! ”
When these grandchildren saw that I could see them, they were all stunned.
"What, little brother, can you see us?" I nodded proudly at them, unseen hillbilly! Haven't you heard of the yin and yang eyes?
"Little brother, it's not that we don't want to be reincarnated, it's that this building is holding us down, and the corpses are still in the foundation downstairs, so we can't go.
I see that you are also a profound person, help us! "One of the skulls was slapping me on the back.
Brother Fan, am I a person who can be fooled by rhetoric? Apparently not, I smiled at them, turned around and walked outside, and after taunting me, I wanted me to help? Just kidding!
When the skulls saw that I didn't answer, they panicked and flew towards me, surrounding me.
"Little brother, help, it was our fault just now, don't mind!"
"Yes, yes, we've been crushed for decades, you can help us!"
You can encounter this kind of thing when you sing a song, no way, people don't stay here on purpose, just help. I nodded and led them back to our private room.
"Daughter-in-law, you and Li Qian will play first, I will go downstairs with Lao Song for some business, and I will come up in a while."
I glanced at Old Song and called him out.
"What's wrong? I'm talking to a girl about philosophy! Call me dry hair! Old Song said to me impatiently.
"Don't talk about calves here, hurry up and open your eyes, there's work!" When the grandson heard me say this, he ran into the corner and opened his eyes with a look of resentment. After opening his eyes, Lao Song looked at me and exclaimed excitedly: "Ouch,! White Bone Spirit! "I kicked it unceremoniously, why is this grandson so heartless.
The bones of the ghosts are buried in the foundation, and it is certainly impossible to dig them out, so I can only go to the basement, which is close to the foundation, and think of other ways to overtake them.
I smiled bitterly and took Lao Song and these skeletons to the basement in the elevator, and it seemed that I couldn't settle down when I sang a song today.