After that day, I was with her as a matter of course.

After Lao Song heard the news, he was envious, jealous and hated all kinds of ridicule of me every day.

"Oh, mortal, have you found your daughter-in-law? Tsk, I laughed like a stupid V when I called. ”

"O stupid mortals! You know an egg? I replied with a look of disdain.

As soon as I got out of bed, the phone rang.

"Grass, your uncle's sleep is dead, isn't it! It's time for breakfast! There was a roar on the phone.

"This daughter-in-law, if you dissipate your anger, I'll come down immediately!" I sneered.

When Lao Song saw my grandson, he immediately gave me a middle finger with a look of contempt.

Seeing this, I sincerely asked him, "Do you have a daughter-in-law?" Hearing me say this, the grandson's face froze suddenly. Seeing that the spiritual attack worked, I was called a cool one in my heart!

When I got downstairs, I just arrived at the door of the dormitory and saw that Ye Zi was waiting there.

"What are you off! Why so inked! ”

I hurriedly shifted the target and pointed at Lao Song: "It was this grandson who harmed me, and I won't let me come out!" ”

Hearing me say this, my daughter-in-law turned her face and glanced at Lao Song, took my hand and walked towards the cafeteria, and then said to me: "Fanzi, you don't play with Lao Song, how obscene he wants to be, in one afternoon, he gave us love letters from the first floor to the third floor of the dormitory, and all fifty bedrooms sent love letters, and they were copied, so I didn't learn from him!" ”

As soon as Lao Song heard my daughter-in-law talk about this, he immediately lowered his head and turned on the pretending V mode, as if telling others that I didn't do it! I quietly put my hand behind my back and gave Lao Song a thumbs up,!

Eating the food in the cafeteria, we seem to feel the gathering place of aliens, is this what he eats?

We were about to stand up and scold, when we saw a buddy at the next table who was faster than us!

"Grass you! Is this what people eat? Who did it! ”

When I saw it, the chef came out of the kitchen, holding a kitchen knife, with a big waist and a bald head!

"Who scolded? Stand out! ”

I'm thinking about how this guy will get off the stage, is he playing free fighting with others or running away immediately? Turning his head, the guy was smiling

Sitting down, his mouth kept saying, "Ah! This dish is so delicious! "What a clever little boy!

After eating, we went back to the classroom to be good students every day. This teacher is very interesting, and his hobbies are quite special, he likes to play brain teasers, and he plays with us in class, saying that it is to exercise our reaction ability.

"Students, please listen to the first question! 1. Rubber products, which are set on the middle part of the human body, are divided into large and small sizes, which are related to the survival of life. The teacher said with a serious face, I felt like I had come to the scene of the Happy Dictionary at that moment.

When Lao Song heard the teacher's question, he immediately stood up excitedly! He whispered to me, "Let you see what a live Baidu is!" ”

When the teacher saw that someone was cheering, he looked at Lao Song with a smile on his face and asked him to give the answer. When Lao Song heard this, he immediately opened his mouth and shouted: "Durex! The moment the grandson said the answer, I seemed to hear the teacher's heartbreak. After listening to the answer, the teacher had a constipated expression on his face, waved his hand to ask Lao Song to sit down, and said the answer tremblingly: "It's a lifebuoy"

At that time, I couldn't laugh anymore, you say, what is this old Song in his head? It's just a tease!

Since that day, the teacher has not played brain teasers with his classmates in class. The hobby has successfully changed into a storytelling session to understand the suffering of the world! The other teachers wondered, what was going on? So someone asked what happened to this teacher, why did he change his hobby? The teacher replied with a distorted face: "It's unbearable! ”

When I got back to the dormitory in the evening, I packed up my things and went out on a date with the leaves.

On the road outside the campus, I walked with Ye Zi and talked about what happened at school today.

"Fanzi, let's go out and sing tomorrow!"

I thought about it, okay, it's not interesting to stay in school anyway, and there will be no classes tomorrow, so I agreed without saying a word.

When I returned to the dormitory, Lao Song was standing on a bench in the corridor of the dormitory, like a speech, surrounded by male compatriots. Lao Song looked proud, and the male compatriots around him looked yearning. I was thinking about what was going on, so I went in and listened, and I immediately wanted to slaughter this stinking shameless thing.

"Hello students!" Old Song shouted.

"Brother Song is good!" The people around him also replied loudly.

"The movie is almost over!" Old Song smiled slightly.

"Brother Song has worked hard!" The students looked grateful.

"What is our goal! Students! Shout it out! Let the heavens hear our determination! Old Song looked serious.

"Don't seek to be coquettish and hear the world! But ask for lewdness v to shock the world! The students roared excitedly.

Lao Song heard the male compatriots around him say this, and nodded with satisfaction.

While they were committing the second offense, I went back to the dormitory and looked at Lao Song's computer, where Thunderbolt had a task being downloaded! I smiled slightly, deleted the task, and gave him a domestic god-level cartoon, gourd baby! Changed his name to the name of his previous mission, and calmly went back to bed.

Half an hour later, our dormitory was like the train station during the Spring Festival, crowded with people, Lao Song walked towards the computer with a proud face, and opened the folder where Thunderbolt downloaded the file with a serious face.

Lao Song opened the movie with a righteous face, and the people around him watched it with a righteous face.

When seven small gourds appeared on the player, the bedroom was immediately turned upside down!

"Old Song, grass your uncle!"

"Song Ren, what do you mean!"

"We look like we've been tricked"

"yes, what should I do?"

"Beat him?"

I listened with satisfaction to the excited classmates discussing what to do with Lao Song, and when I first heard that I was going to beat Lao Song, I was immediately unhappy, he was Lao Tzu's brother! Can someone beat it up? So I hid in a dark corner and screamed, "Oh, Brother Song, you let me see this when I take off my pants?" Let's slaughter him and sacrifice him to the sky! ”

As soon as the classmates heard this, they tied up Lao Song without saying a word, and prepared to throw him down from the second floor.

"Qi Fan! Do I grass you! Lao Tzu and you don't share the sky! "Hearing Lao Song's roar, I couldn't help but smile slightly, hiding my merit and fame.

Mock me? Isn't this looking for death?

Under the inhumane beating of his classmates for half an hour, Lao Song was already dying, he looked up at the ceiling at a forty-five degree angle, and tears kept sliding down the corners of his eyes. Wouldn't it, this grandson can't withstand the blow so much? I was about to ask him when I heard him sobbing and crying, "Which grandson poked me in the ass with a mop!" It's so not human."

As soon as I heard this, my heart immediately turned over, alas, this is fate!

After turning off the lights for a while, I called my daughter-in-law for a while to discuss which KTV to play tomorrow, and after hanging up the phone, I lit a cigarette

Walked to the balcony and yelled at the couples coming and going downstairs: "Grass and mud horses!" What a hair! After scolding, he calmly went back to bed and went to sleep.

In the voice of my uncle constantly greeting downstairs, I gradually fell asleep.