Chapter 142: A Room Full of Paper Money
I asked eagerly, "What's the matter, tell me quickly!" ”
Nobita sighed again: "As a result, this teacher actually taught me how to solve that problem by hand." ”
I couldn't help laughing, Nobita, this kid hasn't studied well for a day from junior high school to high school, the amount of basic knowledge is there, which teacher taught him to do the questions himself, and he is not angry and vomiting blood?
I smiled and said, "This is a difficult and long-term task, I guess which teacher will have to stay up all night to make up for your lessons." ”
Nobita covered his face miserably: "You guessed it, this old man's patience is really good, so good that I am so moved that I can't be more moved, people explain to me while solving the problem, how do I know what three dimensions, four times round, I just want him to solve it and let me go."
Who knows that people are endless. I know what an experienced old teacher is, people can see at a glance that I don't know anything, and I don't know where to get the pen and paper, this old guy actually wrote out the key points of mathematics from junior high school to high school one by one, and then explained them to me one by one.
This lecture was talked about all night, until the seniors left one by one, and the last senior sister who left looked at me for a long time, probably not embarrassed to disturb me, so she threw a wink at me, and then ran away. ”
I scratched my head and completely expressed my helplessness to Nobita, no matter when and where this kid is, even if some leaders stand in front of him, his mouth can detour you off topic.
Just the way you are studying, the teacher will solve the problem for you, can you actually see the beautiful woman throwing her eyes, is this a match? Is this a match?
No, it's not a matter of matching or not, it's ......
My head started to sweat, so why did the teacher show up in the utility room in the middle of the night?
And why did he catch Nobita's non-stop education, and the way he listened to Nobita's dictation of these things, it seems that those senior brothers and sisters who are reviewing are not aware of this teacher's existence, but ......
That wink! That's a fart wink, which beautiful woman with crooked eyes can give Nobita such a flattering eye?
That must be a sympathetic look that treats him as a neurotic!
Oh my God, through my analysis, I immediately understood that the teacher was the so-called old ghost in Nobita's mouth!
Nobita saw that I was distracted and pushed me: "Hey, have you listened carefully?" Crying and shouting for people to tell, people to tell you, and you are distracted? Lao Tzu didn't say anything. ”
I hurriedly held him down: "Don't, don't, don't, dissipate, dissipate, and continue." Then there is a problem with the teacher, isn't it? ”
Nobita sighed: "Alas, don't mention it, it's not just a problem, I knew something was wrong when that senior sister gave me a flattering look."
Listen to me give you an analysis! First of all, this teacher's dress is a bit old, a tunic suit, and a very upright appearance, which is just that.
What puzzled me the most was that he was silent when he appeared, and none of the seniors who were reading the book reacted.
That's a teacher! No matter how much these people love to study, they are also violating the school rules, how can they not be afraid when they see the teacher?
At that time, I didn't think much about it, so I patronized and listened to the teacher's lecture.
But after everyone was gone, I realized that it was as if I was the only one in the room who could see the teacher.
Especially his pale hair, his face like a dead man's powder, and his slightly red but slightly dry lips, why am I so stupid, this is obviously the appearance of a dead man! How did I just find out? I almost scared the hell out of me. ”
Sure enough, I guessed it.,The teacher is the ghost that lingers in the utility room.,Listening to Nobita's story.,It should be an old teacher who is dedicated to the cause of education.。
It's just that such a respected teacher, why did he stay in this realm? Reluctant to leave for a long time?
I looked at Nobita amusedly and said, "Then how did you come back?" That teacher didn't take you away and accept you as a closed disciple? ”
Nobita smacked me: "You are the closed disciple, the teacher pulled me to talk all night, how could I be in the mood to listen, I was worried all night, I sat there, I didn't dare to go, and I didn't dare to think nonsense, I could only obediently listen to his babbling lecture with me." And you have to pay full attention to that. ”
I laughed: "Why don't you dare to go, I didn't tell you, don't be afraid if you encounter a ghost, calm down as usual, say goodbye, go back to sleep and it's over?"
Your male master has kissed the mouth of a dead man, touched the tail of a demon, warmed the bed for a female ghost, and beaten a hero on the leg of a male ghost. ”
Nobita scolded "Whoa" said, "Who warmed the bed for the female ghost?" Who punched a male ghost in the leg? Is that what Xiong Ye did? Wasn't I touched by this old teacher? I'm afraid that as soon as I leave, he will be sad and his soul will be gone! ”
I've heard of ghosts being suppressed, and I've never heard of people who are sad because they lost one of your unsuccessful students, so how much hope can it cause such a tragic disappointment?
I think you don't dare to leave because you're afraid that you will be distracted by him, right?
"Okay, just say, why did you come back? What happened in the end? You deserve so much respect and respect for him as a teacher, and beg me not to drive him out. I sue you, ghosts are ghosts, people are people, people and ghosts have different paths, it is good if he does not disturb personnel, and if he disturbs personnel, I must take action. ”
I said righteously.
Nobita glared at me: "You dare, if you dare to do anything to him, don't blame me for breaking off friendship with you!" ”
Belch? Did you say all the words "break up"?
I looked at him amusedly: "How much benefit did he give you to hook you up like this?" ”
Nobita's teary eyes blurred and said, "Teacher, teacher! This kid shuddered and took out a stack of papers and handed it to me, you can see for yourself. ”
I took the stack of paper and looked at it, and there were a lot of math questions and answers written crookedly on it.
I threw it aside and said, "Isn't it just a bunch of problem-solving?" What's so strange. ”
Nobita's eyes widened, and he shouted at the top of his voice: "A bunch of broken questions? You know what? These questions are all made by me, the teacher told me all night, I seem to have opened my mind, from junior high school to high school at this stage of math problems, you can ask casually, Xiongye, I will answer all questions, I am sure to be better than Dai Xiao's kid! ”
Yes? No way?
I picked up the pile of torn paper again, looked through it, and not to mention, it was all right.
I groaned for a while, and silently expressed my respect to this teacher, how dedicated it must be to be able to train a guy like Nobita to such a thing overnight?
It's nothing short of a miracle!
I pondered for a moment and continued to ask, "You haven't told me how you got back." ”
Nobita wiped a handful of tears, and he didn't know whether he was moved or frightened: "It's dawn, the rooster crows, and the teacher leaves, and I'm relieved." ”
I patted him on the shoulder: "Isn't it good, you have learned, then the teacher has fulfilled his wish, what a harmonious thing." ”
Nobita slapped my hand away and said, "Harmony bird, it almost scared me to death." ”
"What are you afraid of, people didn't hurt you, and they brought you such a big benefit."
"The teacher is gone, and I just found out that the book he took last night has turned into paper money! The kind of paper money that burns the dead! A room full of paper money! ”