I followed Wu Chen back to school sullenly, and didn't say a word to him on the way.

On the one hand, I was still angry because I had been bled for no reason, and on the other hand, because my mind was full of the faint haunting ghost in the room in the utility room.

It would be just early in the morning, the school's dormitory was unable to enter, and he took a nap in the car in a daze, and then was woken up by Wu Chen, ate breakfast outside, staggered into the classroom, and saw Nobita sleeping on his stomach again.

I leaned over to him and woke him up, "Hey, how did it go last night?" ”

"Who's the hell? Come early in the morning, don't bother me, sleepy! ”

Nobita muttered, looked up and saw that it was me, and immediately jumped up, pulled my collar and said, "Your turtle son released my pigeon last night?" When I got to the door, I ran away by myself, so that I didn't sleep all night, and said, where did I go? ”

I lifted my sleeves, pointed to the two pinholes with red dots and said: "You are annoying, I am more annoying than you, Wu Chen of the dog day is too cheap, and he called me in the middle of the night and said that he wanted to save people, no, he drew several tubes of blood from me, and the needles were swollen." ”

Nobita looked at me suspiciously, and then looked at the needle for a long time: "Your turtle son won't lie to me, right?" Didn't you go out for a high medicine? You can't touch that thing. ”

I pushed him away: "You're just going to take medicine!" Human life is a matter of heaven, why don't I say hello to you! ”

Nobita smiled and clapped his hands and said, "It's good to smoke, let you scratch Lao Tzu's fingers every time you are a dog, you deserve it." ”

I made a disdainful gesture to him, then leaned on his desk and said, "Oh, I know you're angry, don't make trouble, how about I accompany you to the utility room tonight?" You can play as long as you want tonight, let's do it all night, and wait until all those beautiful seniors who love to learn are gone, what's the matter? ”

Nobita looked at me with an idiotic look: "Are you sick?" It's Friday, it's a holiday in the evening, it's time to go home, I didn't go home last week, have you forgotten? ”

Yes? I was stunned, it's Friday so soon? This day flies so fast!

I thought about it for a while, and felt that the ghost in the utility room was more important, so I pulled Nobita's sleeve: "Didn't you say that there are beautiful cuties there?" Is it soaked? ”

Nobita looked at me with disdain: "Don't you eat the bowl and look at the pot, how good Jiang Shishi is to you, you don't hook up, but run to Xiongye to grab food, it's not that I said you, Ou Ning, why haven't I seen the sullen heart under your gentle appearance for so many years?"

Don't go, don't go, go yourself. ”

Nimei, where did this kid go......

I was speechless again.

After a while, I pulled him: "Brother Xiong, Master Xiong, can't you just accompany me?" ”

Nobita looked at me happily: "Yo, finally admit that you are a sullen man?" That's not going either. You just said that I won't go either. ”

I frowned and looked at him, no! This kid usually likes to join in the fun, especially when he meets a beautiful girl, it must be following behind, talking, pestering people again and again, until people get angry and refuse, he will give up.

How can this be that you can't live or die?

No, there must be something strange here.

I thought for a while, and said, "Gan Chengxiong, let me ask you, were you slapped by someone's beautiful senior sister last night?" ”

Nobita immediately jumped up when he heard this: "What, what did you say?" My Nobita is so sunny and handsome, everyone loves him, and a beautiful man who sees flowers and flowers can be slapped by others? You've got in your brain, haven't you? ”

I snorted coldly: "Then you don't dare to go to the utility room with me?" ”

Nobita withered again when he heard the words "utility room".

He resigned himself for a long time before he spoke: "It's not that I don't want to go, it's because I was last night, I was a hell of a hell last night." ”

What? Now it was my turn to jump to my feet: "Hell, didn't you tell me, did you forget what I did?" ”

Nobita bowed his head and said, "Of course I know what you do, but you fight and kill every time, I don't think it's good to deal with this ghost like this." ”

I wondered even more, Nobita, this kid has always been a character who shouts and kills and rushes forward, how did he touch a ghost and become docile?

Could it be that this kid has become one of those scholars who was favored by female ghosts in "Strange Tales from Liaozhai", and he played with human ghosts?

A picture suddenly appeared in my mind, Nobita was wearing a robe, holding a textbook in his hand, shaking his head and studying there, and then a certain female ghost and fairy appeared, speaking softly, and promising each other, looking forward to Nobita's high school champion and returning home.

Thinking about it, I couldn't help but feel excited, what a mess this is, uh, I'm evil.

No, I have to remind him.

"Nobita, shouldn't your baby have met a beautiful female ghost, and you are reluctant to let your brother do it, right? I'm telling you, the more beautiful the female ghost, the greater the danger, don't fall deeper and deeper. ”

Nobita shook his head and said, "No, it's an old ghost!" ”

Old ghost? I was surprised: "The old ghost is even more powerful, the old ghost who has won the Tao, I'm afraid that I can't deal with it alone, so I have to call Wu Chen." ”

I took out my mobile phone to call Wu Chen.

Nobita pressed me down and said, "Don't call him, that kid is even more ruthless, and if he can't really scatter the whole soul, then I'll be guilty." ”

Damn, the exorcism of demons and the exorcism of sin have come?

I put my phone down: "Tell me, what the hell is going on, have you forgotten that I am a ghost doctor?" My grandfather said that we ghost doctors are the most benevolent, and we don't do evil and make trouble, and we won't be heavy-handed. ”

Nobita thought for a long time before he sighed and said, "You left last night, didn't I read there?" You know, where I am the material for studying, holding a book and reading there, purely to see beautiful women.

There are two senior sisters who go to study every day, and they look so beautiful! Don't mention how beautiful ......."

I looked at Nobita's preoccupied eyes and coughed: "Ahem, I digress." ”

Nobita glared at me embarrassedly: "When I was looking east and west, my head suddenly hit, I was annoyed, I turned my head to look, I almost didn't scare me to death, it was actually ......"

I jumped up: "Ghost? ”

Nobita glared at me without a good eye: "Hell, it's a teacher." ”

I swallowed my saliva, and said in my heart that I deserve it, let you not sleep in the middle of the night, run to the rooftop to make up for your homework, and usually use more work, especially Nobita, whose academic performance is a mess, but I like that book to pretend to be calves, this is good, I was caught, right?

Nobita then hung his head and said: "I was stunned, and I said why did the teacher come, why didn't those seniors and seniors move, and they were still reading books seriously one by one?"

I was wondering when the teacher pointed a big finger at my textbook and asked me how to solve this geometry problem.

I looked at that question, and suddenly my head got big, what the hell is this? Connector password? Where do I know where to go? I have to use my fingers to add, subtract, multiply and divide within a hundred, how can I solve any geometry problems?

No way, that question knows me, but I don't know it!

I just shook my head and said no.

And guess what? ”

Every time I hear Nobita ask me, I want to beat him, this bastard always pinchs ** at critical moments, and I jump up and down in a hurry!