August 23, 2010. On this sunny day, birds singing and flowers.

I looked at the school gate, and kept cursing my dad every day.

My home is not far from the school, so I have to live in the school, which is called to exercise my independence.

Uncle, there's no way, just live in school. With his luggage buried in his head, he followed the flow of people who signed up and walked into the gate of the school.

As soon as I walked in the door, I was about to look for the freshman reception when I saw a few buddies with big shoulders and round waists walking towards me. There was a murderous aura on his face that had not been seen for a long time

I didn't say a word and immediately prepared to run, and was about to turn around and run, when those buddies ran towards me quickly and shouted to me, "Classmate! You're a freshman! We're at the Freshman Reception! When I heard this, I pressed back the word "help" that I was about to say.

What do the teachers at the freshman reception want to do? Find some people with a full face to welcome the new students, if you don't know, you still think that these grandchildren have just come out of the labor camp.

"Hello senior, I'm a freshman this year." I nodded.

When those seniors heard me say this, their eyes suddenly radiated an eager light. When I saw their eyes, my heart suddenly cooled, and I took a few steps back very calmly. Well, I'll admit that I thought too much about it at the time, and later learned that for every new student, the school would pay the person who picked up the freshman.

A few seniors didn't say much, helped me with my things and took me to the freshman reception, and helped me introduce the school, major, dormitory, etc. along the way.

When I arrived at the reception and completed the formalities, the teacher in charge arranged for a senior to take me to the dormitory.

When I got downstairs in the dormitory, I looked at this dilapidated dormitory building and sighed, is this where I have lived for four years?

On the second floor, I looked around, there were quite a lot of rooms, the bedrooms were four people in a room, and my bedroom was 204.

The senior helped me open the door and said that if you have any questions, you can go to the reception and ask, I nodded and smiled and said, "Thank you, senior." ”

As soon as I entered, I couldn't make a fuss in an instant, a person about the same age as me had already arrived in the bedroom, he stood in front of the window and stared at the girls passing downstairs with vicissitudes of life, motionless, with a lewd smile on the corner of his mouth: "The spring breeze blows through the hill, and the withered vines and old trees are also fragrant." The four seasons are all beautiful springs for me, hahahaha!! ”

I pretended not to see it, walked over and patted him on the shoulder: "Hello, I'm your new roommate, Qi Fan, I'll take care of him in the future." ”

As soon as he saw that a roommate was coming, his expression immediately converged, and he said to me with a righteous face: "Hello buddy, my name is Song Ren, call me Lao Song, I am twenty this year, unmarried, if you have someone who can introduce me as a daughter-in-law, you are welcome, even if you introduce me, I can stand it!" ”

As soon as I heard him say this, I immediately wanted to spat him. I'm so ashamed to be in a dormitory with such a lewd person! Besides, Lao Tzu doesn't have a daughter-in-law yet!

Lao Song looked at my pained expression and laughed: "Just kidding, just kidding, help you clean up and let's eat." ”

After saying that, he helped me make the bed and make my luggage, I smiled and thought, "This grandson is very interesting, he is a good person, it seems that he will not be bored in the past four years." ”

It's almost seven o'clock after finishing the luggage, and there are still only two of us in the bedroom, and the other two haven't come yet. As soon as Lao Song saw that the time was almost up, he asked me to go to dinner together.

"Old Song, isn't it a bedroom for four people? Why are there just the two of us? ”

"There are not many students applying for the exam this time, so we will only have the two of us in the dormitory." As soon as I heard it, it was good that there was more room for more things with an extra bed.

Lao Song took me to a small restaurant near the school, ordered a few home-cooked dishes, and asked the boss to get eight bottles of beer.

"Come, I'll do it, you feel free," Lao Song said, holding his glass.

As soon as I heard him say this, I immediately became unhappy, and I really thought I couldn't drink? I smiled contemptuously at him, turned to my boss and said, "Boss, get me three bottles of mineral water." ”

When Lao Song saw that I was holding a glass of mineral water to toast to him, he was immediately stupid.

Lao Song stubbornly accompanied me to finish three bottles of mineral water, and I was about to cry.

When I finished drinking three bottles of mineral water with him, I turned around and asked the boss for three bottles, and the grandson immediately confessed.

"Brother Fan, let's just have a drink today, and we have to have military training tomorrow!" Old Song looked at me tremblingly.

I smiled slightly, hiding my merit and fame.

As soon as I saw that I didn't drink with him, the grandson started to brag about smoking a cigarette.

"Fanzi, let me tell you, when your brother Song was in high school, it was called a spring love, every day was the first love, and the people in the rivers and lakes called a thousand people were killed, it was my brother and me." This grandson smiled lewdly and bragged to me.

Can he believe this? If I did, I'd be stupid.

After knowing this grandson for many years, I have concluded from my experience: It is better to believe in this grandson than to believe in Brother Chun.

After drinking for a while, I saw that the time was almost up, so I called Lao Song to go back to the dormitory together.

It is estimated that this grandson drank too much, and as soon as he came out of the small restaurant, he trotted to urinate under the telephone pole, and I vaguely heard this grandson urinating in his mouth: "Golden hoop stick, long and long!" ”

When the people around him saw his virtue, everyone looked down on him and said, "The world is going down!" The world is going down! ”

The grandson was not ashamed, but proud, and looked at the pedestrians around him proudly after lifting his pants. laughed wildly: "Lao Tzu has a golden hoop stick, do you have it?" Hahaha!! ”

When I heard this, my first reaction was to turn my face and pretend not to know him, and the second reaction was to walk twenty meters to the side in small steps.

There weren't many men around, only seven or eight, and when they heard Lao Song Kai mockingly say this, they all began to roll up their sleeves and prepare to give him a socialist-style beating. When I saw this, I couldn't let this grandson get beaten. So he went over and explained to the few people who were going to play free fighting with Lao Song with a smile: "This grandson has drunk too much, don't care, don't care." After speaking, he turned his head and dragged the grandson to the dormitory without saying a word.

As soon as he opened the door and entered the bedroom, he politely threw the grandson on the ground and went to sleep.

The lights went out, and I lay on the bed listening to the old Song lewd laughing and grinding his teeth mixed with snoring, and I didn't fall asleep for a long time. Shouldn't I think about destroying this grandson humanely?

Rub, I have to train tomorrow!! Will you be able to get up tomorrow morning if you keep doing this? Thinking of this, I didn't say a word, a white crane flew down from the top bunk with bright wings and kicked Lao Song in the stomach. Lao Song turned over very calmly and continued to destroy my hearing. I wipe it, and I still don't wake up? That's it, after all, it's a brother in the dormitory, I'll bear with it. So, I calmly piled all his clothes on his face, turned around and went to bed.

Brother Fan does good deeds without leaving a name!

At seven o'clock the next morning, the school opened a radio to call for the assembly of military training.

When I woke up, I saw that my grandson was still sleeping. I whispered close to him and whispered, "Brother Song, there are two girls downstairs in the dormitory who are looking for you!" Suddenly, Lao Song was like a corpse, the tiger's body was shocked, and he stood up excitedly!

Eagerly asked, "Where is it!!?" My hairstyle is messed up!! Forget it, I know my charm, and it doesn't matter if my hairstyle is messed up! Little sister waiting for brother me! Hahaha!! Without waiting for me to answer, he ran downstairs with an excited face, as if he had taken a stimulant.

In less than a minute, the sound of Lao Song scolding the street sounded downstairs. I watched Lao Song scold the street in pants by the window, and smiled with satisfaction.

The luggage was almost packed, and Lao Song followed me behind me to the meeting point with a resentful face.

When we arrived at the meeting point, we looked, ouch! Not bad! (Lao Song has three treasures, ouch, yes, this diao!) ）

At a glance, girl! Gorgeous girl!

Seeing this, I already covered my face with my hands. In this case, if Lao Song doesn't move, is it possible! I saw him running towards countless girls like a male dog in heat! (Qi Fan: Can I swear?) ）

After a while, green military vehicles drove us to the suburbs for military training.