There were a lot of people in the car, the girls sat in the front rows, and the boys sat in the back.

Lao Song desperately wanted to squeeze forward, according to his words, this is called a step of heaven. But there are many people who have this idea, and countless hot-blooded boys are also desperately squeezing forward.

The instructor sitting in front of him looked at it, ouch, this group of students wants to rebel! stood up and yelled at the man behind him: "Sit down for Lao Tzu!" If you don't have a place to sit, stand up for Lao Tzu! Squeeze what! Is there gold or silver ahead? As soon as Lao Song heard the instructor say this, he calmly continued: "There are women!" "In an instant, the carriage was quiet, and I could vaguely see the corners of the instructor's mouth twitching

Because there were too many people, the back was crowded together, and the instructor didn't know whose voice it was.

"Whoever picks up! If it's a man, stand up for Lao Tzu! The instructor shouted angrily!

After hearing this, I seemed to feel Lao Song's mental activity, and I was about to reach out and grab Lao Song to ask him not to be impulsive. I saw Lao Song smile shyly: "People are not men, they are boys~~~" I was immediately petrified.

When the instructor heard such a stinky and shameless sentence, he couldn't say anything, and sat back with a distorted face, only to hear the instructor muttering in a low voice: "It's the first time I've met such a stinky and shameless student."

Seeing the instructor sit back, the students in the car all burst into laughter, and the short one-hour journey was spent in such a harmonious and loving atmosphere.

After a while, the military region arrived, and as soon as we got off the bus, our group of students felt a different atmosphere, Lao Song looked at the empty playground, and said to me with a face of vicissitudes: "Fanzi, if I can't survive these days, remember to burn a beautiful woman to accompany me." There were a lot of students around, and when they heard him say this, they all looked at him with contempt, especially the female classmates. I turned my head away, pretending not to know the grandson. Looking down, grass, the grandson standing next to me came in slippers, and he still smells of feet!

The instructor saw that everyone had arrived, so he asked us to come over and gather: "Students! It's time to level up! All come up one by one to get their equipment! A word of caution! When the time comes, if you don't have equipment or don't wear equipment, you should beware of us administrators to ban your account! ”

As soon as I looked at the equipment that was handed out, this is the camouflage uniform we bought for two hundred? His uncle's cost is estimated to be more than a dozen yuan, and he dares to sell it for two hundred! Almost all the men bowed their heads and remained silent when they saw the equipment come down. I know that everyone is actually greeting the instructor's family.

After returning to the dormitory and putting away the luggage, we went to the cafeteria for lunch, and after the meal, we started training.

"The girl goes back to the dormitory to rest! Boys have it! At ease! Attention! Walking! The instructor looked at us boys playfully, and without saying a word, he began to shout slogans telling us to take the right step.

After a few steps, we were told to stop.

"Who's that! You! Dequeue! "I looked, what's the situation? What's the matter with Old Song, why was he called out.

When Lao Song heard the instructor shouting him out, he was not afraid, and walked out with a smile on his face. "Instructor, what's the matter with the little one?"

The instructor saw Lao Song's grandmother's virtue of not caring for his uncle, and covered his eyes and said to Lao Song: "Do you know how lethal your obscene appearance is!" You walked out like this, so I was so overwhelmed, hurry up and run ten laps around the playground, don't let me see you! ”

When Lao Song heard that he was said this, he was immediately unhappy, what is obscenity? Am I lewd? But seeing that the instructor was about to erupt, he didn't dare to speak, turned his head and went to the playground for a run. I looked at the grandson with sympathy and thought to myself, "Yes! Call you a stricken! ”

When the instructor saw that Lao Song was going for a run, he told us to continue to start walking. After a few steps, the instructor began to complain again: "Look at what you are stepping on, are you all ready to take off!" ”

When I was having dinner, I saw Lao Song limping over, and I thought, "It can't be that I can't run too much." Thinking of this, I asked Lao Song eagerly, "Grandson, are you okay?" Why don't you go and take a break? Lao Song turned his face and smiled disdainfully at the people around him: "How many laps is this called?" I grew up running marathons! Speaking of this, he blushed and said to me sneakily: "I accidentally twisted my foot when I was pretending to be v just now, don't say it"

At that time, this was the case.

Lao Song ran and walked, very unhappy, feeling that the instructor was deliberately manipulating him. Suddenly, I looked at the playground next door, yo he~ girls' dormitory, at that time, girls were still being lectured downstairs in the dormitory. When this grandson saw so many girls, his eyes suddenly lit up. When he ran behind the girls' team, he lewdly shouted, "Ah! I'm a man like the wind! ”

The girls in the team saw that the grandson had committed a second crime, and they didn't bother to deal with him.

When I ran the second lap, just like last time, I yelled obscenely at the girls: "Girls! Come and embrace the sunset with me! As soon as the words fell, I don't know which woman threw a water bottle to Lao Song's feet. (Voiceover: At that time, the bottle was still 0.01 cm away from me, but a quarter of a second later, I still stepped on it without hesitation, because my eyes were on the girl!) Everyone should know the rest of the story)

When I heard this explanation, I almost sprayed the food in my mouth in his face, and looked at this grandson helplessly, and suddenly felt that the IQ of our entire school was pulled down by him.

At this moment, the instructor smiled at us mockingly: "Students! Let's eat your fill! Enough talking! Don't let Lao Tzu get out and gather! "I swear, I really wanted to slap him on the face with a lunch box.

I went out to assemble slowly, and when I saw that the playground was full of people. What are you going to play?

The instructor looked at the team and saw that it was almost assembled, and stood in front of the team and shouted to us, "All of them!" Attention! At ease! Run and go! Aim for a botanical garden two kilometers away! ”

When Lao Song heard it, I wiped it! you want to run! All of a sudden, I was scared and sat on the ground!

A group of students ran out of the gate with serious faces and ran slowly towards the botanical garden, in fact, I knew that they were all thinking in their hearts: "Well, this should be mourned for the instructors." ”

While we were running desperately, the instructor smoked a cigarette and sang a song, and walked slowly behind. Seeing the instructor so relaxed, we immediately wanted to dig his ancestral grave. Just when I was thinking about it, Lao Song asked in a low voice: "Fanzi, how many years do you have to be sentenced to murder this year?" As soon as I heard it, I felt that something was wrong, and when I turned my head, Lao Song stared at the instructor, and sparks were about to appear in his eyes. I thought to myself, "Why don't you remind the instructor at night to avoid murder?" ”

By the time we finished running and went back to the dormitory to get ready for bed, Lao Song's grandson was about to collapse

We were lying in the dorm room, smoking, and the boys in the field next door were still training the legendary Lasong.

sang in the middle of the night, and it was estimated that it was done by the instructor.

"If you are asked to sing, you will sing, twisting and pinching is not presentable! Like what? Girl! The boys in the majors next door sang to their instructors without knowing whether they were alive or dead.

"One, two, three, four, five! Lao Tzu waited so hard! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven! Lao Tzu is in a hurry! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, v, eight, v, nine! Do you have any !! The instructor yelled at them hoarsely, and the instructor looked almost out of breath after yelling.

Seeing the appearance of this instructor who was about to die, I finally understood a truth, two fists are invincible to four hands.! No matter how bullish you are, you're afraid of wheels!

I was smiling and listening to the people outside being rectified by the instructor, and Lao Song's grandson turned over and jumped off the bed with a harrier, standing by the window and yelling at the instructor: "Are you a force!!! After yelling, the grandson calmly went to bed.

After the lights went out at night, my stomach hurt a little, probably because I had eaten something at night.

The toilet was on the other side of the corridor, and I could only hold my mobile phone to follow the road and walk towards the toilet step by step