"Holy shit!! Old real people!! I stood up excitedly, hurriedly ran over, and jumped and grabbed the hand of the evil real person: "We haven't seen each other for a while!" I miss you to death!! ”

Hearing me say this, the evil person couldn't help but laugh, patted me on the shoulder, and nodded. Pen & Fun & Ge www.biquge.infoww.ige

"Yes, looking at your momentum, it's a lot stronger than before you went down the mountain."

Before I could get up, a second guest walked in the door.

This person is dressed exactly like the real person, all of them are black suits and black trousers, plus a pair of black leather shoes, and they also wear a pair of round black sunglasses.

Really, I'm really not exaggerating, that kind of outfit and punk sunglasses are simply underdrawn.

"Xiao Yuan, it's been a long time, are you okay?"

The second guest spoke in a hoarse and high-pitched voice, as if his vocal cords had been damaged, and his voice sounded uncomfortable.

But even if I feel uncomfortable, my heart is warm.

"Master Lama! I'm fine! ”

Hearing this, the evil lama smiled and said, "I can see that you are doing well. ”

It was only then that I realized that the evil lama seemed to be a little different from the original, not only him, but even the evil person who had just walked in.

Their hair and beard were trimmed, and the skin on their faces was largely exposed........ That's not right!!

I remember that the skin of the Evil Man was similar to that of a dead person, and sometimes it looked like a dead gray, which was particularly striking.

As for the evil lamas....... I remember it was dressed as a mummy! How did this happen?!

"Master Lama, old man, I don't mean anything else, I'm just a little curious........," I said, pointing to my face: "What are you two like?" ”

"Plastic surgery."

The one who spoke was the third guest who walked in through the door.

It looks more like a normal person than the evil lama's real person.

This man looks like he is forty or fifty years old, with a shaved head, wearing a black suit, and he looks like an underworld from left to right.

"Master Chitose, you're here too!" I hurriedly said hello to the snake spirit and sneered: "I haven't seen you for so many months, but you still have the same style!" ”

"Don't shoot Lao Tzu's sycophants." Mang Chitose smiled and waved his hand, and then asked Fang Shiliang: "How is it?" I'm okay with this, right? Is plastic surgery considered a success? ”

As soon as I heard this, I realized that the appearance of the evil real person and the evil lama could be changed like this, and it seemed that it was all due to the reckless Chitose.

"Facelift....... It's a success........ Fang Shiliang bared his teeth vigorously, kept looking at the evil real person and the evil lama, and his eyes were disgusted: "I just can't figure it out....... Why do you look so weird in this dress? ”

"Weird?" Mang Chitose frowned: "You think it's too abrupt, right?" yes, after all, they're both dead, and it's not the same thing to wear these, so why don't I get two sets of shrouds for them to wear? ”

When Mang Chitose said these words, he didn't mean to joke at all, and his expression was very serious, as if he was really going to get two sets of shrouds.......

"Come on, don't toss." Fang Shiliang sighed: "Let's all take a seat, eat first, and talk after eating." ”

"Don't you tell us about it?" The evil real person asked Fang Shiliang with a smile.

"Introduce yourself." Mang Chitose nodded with everyone present, and said hello: "My name is Mang Chitose, hello." ”

As soon as the words fell, Mang Chitose walked to the table and sat in Fang Shiliang's position, not treating himself as an outsider at all.

Seeing Mang Chitose doing this, the evil lama also came according to the gourd drawing, but it had just finished greeting us, and before he could take a seat, he let the evil person drag it back.

"That dead snake is not human, and it's normal to not understand human feelings, but we can't be rude." The evil person said.

"They're not outsiders, so there's no need to be polite."

The old man Zuo opened his mouth coldly, then raised his hand and threw the wine glass horizontally to the evil man.

"The number of courtesies is not important, but the greeting still has to be called." The evil real person took the wine glass, took a sip of wine with a smile, and then said to the old man Zuo: "Old Dao Zuo, you haven't come up the mountain to see us for a while. ”

"Isn't that busy? There will be opportunities in the future! Old man Zuo smiled: "Besides, aren't you guys coming over now?" ”

As soon as the words fell, the old man Zuo beckoned everyone to move their chairs and make room for the three guests.

"Let's sit down and talk while we eat."

"Done!"

..............................

At that time, except for the old man Zuo and the blind boss fat uncle Shen Shi'an, the eyes of other people kept wandering on these three guests.

Although they have already introduced themselves and greeted us one by one, the curiosity of the onlookers is still so strong.

"That old real person's eyes are really scary......." Zhao Xiaosan sneaked a glance at the evil real person, and muttered softly: "These eyes look cool enough........"

"Cool?"

The evil real person seemed to hear Zhao Xiaosan's words, turned around, looked at him, and asked with a smile, "What does it mean to be cool?" ”

"It's handsome!" While eating his meal, Mang Chitose answered the question of the evil man.

"You're not afraid to eat you to death if you eat so fast?" Fang Shiliang looked at Mang Chitose with special disdain, and was very disdainful of its gobbling up the reincarnation of a starving ghost: "It's enough to eat incense like you!" What kind of food are you eating?! ”

"I'm not dead yet, what incense do I eat?" Mang Chitose asked rhetorically without raising his head.

As soon as these words came out, I felt that not only the evil lama was shot, but even those immortal families in the three eastern provinces had to be shot one by one.

Most of those immortals are animals that are not dead or alive, but don't they also eat incense?

"Chitose lord, where are you from the Northeast?" Zheng Xiaoxian'er is the most curious about Mang Chitose, and when she talks to it, she almost always behaves like a dog, lighting cigarettes and pouring wine, and she is very busy.

"I can't remember." Mang Chitose said, "Anyway, it's quite cold in that place, I don't like it." ”

"Most snakes, insects, rats and ants like a warm and humid environment, and it is normal for it to dislike the northeast, which is too dry, and the climate in the southwest is suitable for it." The evil real person said quietly.

It is estimated that Mang Chitose didn't hear the mockery in these words, and nodded stupidly along with the words of the evil real person, as if he felt that the evil real person said it was very reasonable.

"Xiao Yuan, you have a good eye." The evil lama said suddenly, sitting at another table, looking at me and Shen Han with a smile: "This girl is blessed, and she will also be a blessed person in the future." ”

Hearing this, Shen Han smiled embarrassedly, and his face was still a little red.

"When did I miss it?" I smiled and said, "Master Lama, since you have gone down the mountain, let's have fun and have fun!" I'll take you to ........ as a tour guide."

"I'm hungry, but I'm going to eat people." Mang Chitose raised his head and looked at me and grinned, "Are you sure you want to take me around the city?" ”

"Go, take him!" The blind boss drank a little wine, and quietly gave me an idea: "You can take it to the tax bureau to hang around, it's better to eat a few more things that don't have long eyes, damn now I have to collect taxes for selling paper bundles, this is going to die?" ”

"Actually, you look quite normal, and you don't need to come at night........" The fat uncle looked a little puzzled: "Isn't it okay to come with the little ghost during the day?" ”

"That's not going to work." Old man Zuo suddenly took over the conversation, and helped Mang Chitose and them to give the answer: "Think about it, one person who looks like an underworld, and two people who look like they are old and improper, and they are walking around the street in a team........

Speaking of this, Old Man Zuo also sighed: "If the police don't check their ID cards, then there will be ghosts!" ”

"Seniors, are you really going to help us when you come down the mountain this time?" The blind boss cut straight to the point and asked such a sentence very simply.

"I can't talk about whether I can help or not."

The person who answers the blind boss's question is a true person.

I saw it smiling and lowering its head, looking at the wine glass in its hand, with a very complicated expression.

"I just want to come down the mountain to have fun and meet a few people by the way."

"How many people do you see?" The blind boss was stunned: "Who do you want to see?" ”

"It's not that we want to meet, it's that I want to meet."

The evil man said, then glanced at me and said

"Xiao Yuan, I had a dream that day, and after I woke up, I think some things are better to remember,"

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